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spoon

06-27-2005, 02:20 AM

Holy mother of God this show is fucking hilarious!  It's a fake kids show that'll surely get a lot of letters sent to MTV 2.  It has clips like fake PSAs in which kids rip on pussy kids, Mother Nature getting a sex change, getting kids to say the worst shit you could imagine, "Beat Kids", kid interviews on the street with the public asking things you can't imagine, the letter N getting out of rehab.  I can't even do it justice, just watch it and laugh your ass off.  Yes, even you Sticky!  The next batch of episodes are on late Wednesday night/Thursday morning I think.  Set your Tivos, bc it's one of the best shows on tv!  Shockingly they even had a few cameos from some decent actors, like the main male detective from Law and Order SVU.  

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spoon

06-28-2005, 05:07 PM

Baby First Sensual OilBecause you're never to young to set the night on fire!

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Heavy

06-28-2005, 05:18 PM

I caught this a few months ago with...........................Wild Boys.  Both are fucking great.  Hopefully I can pick up the DVDs because i dont even know where mtv2 is and i never happen apon it

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East Side Dave

06-28-2005, 05:38 PM

I haven't seen the show yet but I aim to! My friend says I would like it 'cause I like to watch and enjoy the company of puppets! What time this shit be on? Loves me puppets!! <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Big Ass Mafia Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

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spoon

06-28-2005, 05:41 PM

The next batch of episodes are on late Wednesday night/Thursday morning.  I think they're running 3 or 4 in a row.

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 06:23 PM

i just set my cable reminders for it, man is this show fuckin funny. i
wanna see that black girl go ask more wall street execs about who they
cheated and swindled, THAT kicked ass 

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Fallon

06-28-2005, 06:36 PM

i just set my cable reminders for itMTV2 tv listings are almost always wrong. So many times I go to watch something and another show is on. 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 06:52 PM

thats because comcast eats dick, unlike Cablevision, who works well, and just rapes the customer for it 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 08:03 PM

apparently, according to my Cable box programming things on the bottom
of the screen, this show is on tonight at 1 and 1:30, meaning early
wednesday, so i dont think its on tomorrow. but its on in an hour, just
in time to pop on after some good old walker texas ranger clips 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 08:10 PM

my mistake, its on till 3 AM, so 2 hours, spoon just had the wrong day, or my cable co does, 1 of the 2 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:02 PM

i hate that mtv 2 carries shows like 5 minutes late 


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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:09 PM

white people, feeling riding, genocide for anyone who isnt white man thats fuckin harsh, but so damn funny 

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HBox

06-28-2005, 09:14 PM

[color=navy]This is pretty good. I didn't really like the
puppet on the street stuff, but the rest is good. 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:15 PM

the little kids on the street are better, the next 2 episodes are the best ones i think, never saw the last one. 

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HBox

06-28-2005, 09:22 PM

I'm really not a fan of this ambush people on the
street and say something outrageous humor. It's just me, it makes me
more uncomfortable than anything. 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:23 PM

heaven is when you order a 6 piece nuggets, and you get 7 pieces and a switch blade 

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HBox

06-28-2005, 09:24 PM

I'm sure this is an original thought, but what the hell are these kids parents thinking? 

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HBox

06-28-2005, 09:32 PM

GOD IS DEAD!!!That whole segment made the whole episode worth it. 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:32 PM

my new favorite kids show...EVER 

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HBox

06-28-2005, 09:34 PM

These patience jokes are way too high-brow for this show. 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:36 PM

but cuttin a turkey's head off isnt 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:42 PM

it may not be that funny overall, but to see that guy kick the dude with the puppet is awesome 

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HBox

06-28-2005, 09:44 PM

Have you ever heard a word so many times it starts
sounding weird? Yeah, that's what happened to me and
patience. 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:49 PM

i thought he kept sayin hatians 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:53 PM

man what an insanely far way for the joke, but for some reason im riveted to this 

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HBox

06-28-2005, 09:53 PM

Yeah, this show was definitely oversold to me. My
brain is shutting down. See you bastards tomorrow. 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 09:56 PM

you liked one, hate one, watch the last 2 wuss, i never seen most of these either 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 10:00 PM

Dear Jesus,GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE Amen 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 10:02 PM

man you missed it all, pre school race war, reading "junkie" 

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spoon

06-28-2005, 11:21 PM

Ah the classic pre-school race war.  And the patience episode is grueling I agree.  The writers have stated they love to fuck with even their audience and that one was tough, very train-wreck radio-esque.  I loved it none-the-less.  How did mother nature's sex change go? 

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06-28-2005, 11:25 PM

This thread was a lot cooler when I did it, you fairy.<a title="My Thread" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/80/Topic/44423/page/Anyone_seen_Wonder_Showzen_yet_.htm" target="_blank">My Thread</a>

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spoon

06-29-2005, 12:20 AM

Yah it went really well.  Go back to "your" thread" and talk about videos.  This thread is about Wonder Showzen!  And thanks for sending me a PM to let me know about this one.  I'll hate you forever for that one you sack sucking sissy. <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

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JustJon

06-29-2005, 01:45 PM

Thank you SLAVES! The best part about the
patience episode os how they put up the apology half way through the
episode then force you to watch the first half backwards. 

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Snoogans

06-29-2005, 01:59 PM

the patience episode actually got hilarious the last like 5 minutes.
HBox, id say give it one more shot, cause the patience episode was
probably the worst one 

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HBox

06-29-2005, 02:04 PM

I liked the show, but the way people had been
selling it to me was that this was like the second coming of Christ.
I'll watch it again, I just needed to get to sleep badly last
night. 

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Snoogans

06-29-2005, 02:05 PM

like i said, aside from the patience episode, i give this show a 9.5,
and the last segment of the patience show where they ran a new show cut
for time was fuckin classic, when the hell is this on again? 

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Snoogans

06-29-2005, 02:07 PM

its on again friday night at 11 and 11:30 the first one is numbers and letters which is amazingly funny and the second one it doesnt say 


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Heavy

07-08-2005, 07:50 PM

Put on MTV2 now for Wild Boyz.  Im dying

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Snoogans

07-08-2005, 08:01 PM

a hammock over lions with meat hanging from it? FUCKING RETARDS 

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whorehay

07-09-2005, 03:52 AM

i saw the show for the first time saturday night. it was hilarious! actually made me laugh out loud. instantly becoming one of my new must see shows.it's pretty offensive, but so were the simpsons, south park, and even archie bunker at one point. so who cares. like the disclaimer says, just dont watch it with kids around.

JustJon

07-09-2005, 11:46 AM

<a href="http://www.waxy.org/archive/2003/10/30/kids_sho.shtml" target="_blank">Kids Show</a> The
14 minute pilot for what became Wonder Showzen.  Guess Viacom was
afraid to call it anything that might attract kids. 
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Heavy

07-16-2005, 01:37 PM

Wild Boys MTV2 right now...i thinhk this is the Cave of Death episode.  Just missed one of them getting wrapped up by an anaconda and losing his cool

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Snoogans

07-16-2005, 06:21 PM

according to the channel guide, the next time wondershowzen is on is 1am tomorrow night into monday AND GODDAMMIT IF I HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER HERPES COMMERCIAL    at least get michael vick in there or something 

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GwEnYpOo

07-16-2005, 10:04 PM

ah ha

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tele7

03-02-2006, 07:08 PM

<a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html">http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html</a>A little early but, new Wonder Showzen episodes March 31st.

spoon

03-02-2006, 07:17 PM

I saw this as well. NICE!!"Who did you exploit today?""You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback."

dweezler

03-02-2006, 07:49 PM

telecaster7 wrote: <a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html">http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html</a>A little early but, new Wonder Showzen episodes March 31st.  Great!  I can't wait.  One of the only shows I look forward to, because I know I'll laugh my ass off at it.