I Missed Out

[PapaBear]

I talked to my (2nd) ex-wife today...  She's getting a boob job next month. DAMN IT!!!!

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[furie]

how many times have you been married?<br />


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[PapaBear]

twice

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[East Side Dave]

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>So, from what I gather, you divorced her because she had small boobs? </p>

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[newport king]

i hope she isn't buying them with your alimony or child support payments. that would just be wrong. some new dude......ehh never mind i don't want to paint the picture for you. <img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by newport king on 6-27-05 @ 10:38 PM</font>

[PapaBear]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>So, from what I gather, you divorced her because she had small boobs? </p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/alicesig.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,&quot; - Kurt Cobain &quot;I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.&quot; -Homer Simpson No, she divorced me for a guy who could pay for them.<br />

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[East Side Dave]

Me and Snoogans will rough up this guy for you, PapaBear, if we can stay at your house for a couple weeks&nbsp;but I get the top bunk.....hmmmph!

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>show her... get your own boob job, only bigger</p>

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[East Side Dave]

then join the circus and call yourself Boobles-Boy

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[Death Metal Moe]

If you get a boob job bigger than you ex-wife's rack, you KNOW you'll never leave your house bro.&nbsp; Stop the Insanity.

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[PapaBear]

I knew the guys would understand this issue bettter than the girls! And by the way... how come when a guy says he's divorced, women always assume the guy divorced the woman? She had small boobs when I married her, so it obviously wasn't a problem for me. She was hot, and I loved her.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p><font size="1">I knew the guys would understand this issue bettter than the girls! </font></p><p>What &quot;girls?&quot; It's ME! Alice S. Fuzzybutt.</p><p>And you didn't miss out on anything. She chose another guy who could afford her boobs.</p><p>Unless I'm wrong, she was a bitch whose boobs you couldn't afford.</p>

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[PapaBear]

<p>&nbsp; Ok... the girls (girl) get it, too. It was just a weird thing to hear from her. I'm still trying to figure out how I feel. I have plenty of reasons for calling both of my ex-wives &quot;bitch&quot;, but the fact is, I loved them both and they are both the mothers of my children. I still get along with both of them (to some extent) and, though I appreciate the beat-down offer of wife #2's husband, he's actually a great guy.</p><p>Damn, I wish he was an asshole. It would be so much easier.</p>

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