New Willy Wonka movie = racist? [Archive]

LordJezo

06-29-2005, 04:45 PM

<a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/" target="_blank">Not a single minority child going into the factory.</a> I think there needs to be a protest held over this horrid thing. <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/" target="_blank"></a>

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PapaBear

06-29-2005, 04:49 PM

I think the one on the far right might be retarded, if that counts for anything. By the way... I didn't realize Mikeyboy was in this movie (3rd from right)!!!

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Heather 8

06-29-2005, 04:50 PM

quote: <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/" target="_blank">Not a single minority child going into the factory.</a> I think there needs to be a protest held over this horrid thing. <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/" target="_blank"></a><a> And there were none in the original movie either... problem?</a> I think you need a hobby.

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FUNKMAN

06-29-2005, 04:52 PM

<a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/" target="_blank">Not a single minority child going into the factory.</a>you have to wait til they fall in the chocolate

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DarkHippie

06-29-2005, 04:53 PM

Mike Teevee looks like a little punk

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06-29-2005, 06:10 PM

quote:  quote: <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/" target="_blank">Not a single minority child going into the factory.</a>  you have to wait til they fall in the chocolate<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" /> Nice one. 

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FUNKMAN

06-29-2005, 06:26 PM

probably no gays eitherotherwise someone would be sucking on the everlasting knobgobbler... i know, that sucked

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PapaBear

06-29-2005, 06:28 PM

It was actually pretty good, and thanks to you, I'll never have another gobstopper.

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FUNKMAN

06-29-2005, 06:30 PM

watch out for the everlasting gooshooter

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Tall_James

06-29-2005, 06:34 PM

watch out for the everlasting gooshooter You had to try for the triple, didn't you?  BUT YOU ARE THROWN OUT SLIDING INTO THIRD !!!

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FUNKMAN

06-29-2005, 06:36 PM

win some lose some!you never know til you try

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Death Metal Moe

06-29-2005, 06:52 PM

I never had any interest in the original, I won't see this.

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FUNKMAN

06-29-2005, 07:13 PM

stay away from the jizzy lifting drinks as well

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SatCam

06-29-2005, 07:15 PM

It's a real shame this one is going to suck hard

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SatCam

06-29-2005, 07:16 PM

Funk is going for the double hattrick

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LordJezo

07-12-2005, 04:43 AM

So, who is going to see this movie on
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 Anyone want to truck on up to Pallisades on Friday to watch it opening night? 

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ChickenHawk

07-12-2005, 07:52 AM

So did someone just plant a camera in the Neverland Ranch and call it "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory"?

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monkeysweat

07-13-2005, 01:42 PM

quote: It's a real shame this one is going to suck hard Apparently not...<a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory/">http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory/</a> 

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Badinia

07-13-2005, 01:56 PM

I don't really have a choice in seeing it.  I love Roald Dahl's dead Norwegian ass, and I'm a thirtysomething gothgirl, so if I miss a "good" Tim Burton movie, they'll take my membership card away. Trivia fact: In England, I discovered that "they" refer to warts as verucas, for whatever reason, and that Veruca Salt (the rich bint in the book/film/hallucination) is a preparation to remove them.  Uuurgh!  Regards, Virginia<img height="123" src="http://badinia.com/db2/00119/badinia.com/_uimages/jareth.jpg" width="363" border="0" />

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fezident

07-14-2005, 03:52 AM

It was okay.The "standard" review seems to be:  It was good...just nowhere NEAR as good the original.   One little gripe for me was that you just can't understand all the lyrics to new OompaLoompa songs.  Their voices are buried in all the crash-boom-bang noises of the factory AND the backround music AND the stupid electronic effects used to alter the pitch of each Oompa.

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Dirtybird12

07-14-2005, 04:37 AM

it's very rare johnny depp will be in a film with a black person. the guy is full of hate<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /> 

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Doctor Manhattan

07-14-2005, 05:52 AM

I'm a thirtysomething gothgirl, so if I miss a "good" Tim Burton movie, they'll take my membership card awayIs Tim Burton a "Goth" icon or something?<img height="224" src="http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/planet_of_the_apes.jpg" width="160" border="0" /><img height="270" src="http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031204/143124__big_l.jpg" width="270" border="0" />

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JustJon

07-14-2005, 10:02 AM

quote: Is Tim Burton a "Goth" icon or something?  His earlier stuff is. 

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Badinia

07-14-2005, 10:50 AM

Early Tim: Yes, on goth and racist.<img height="104" src="http://www.icepink.it/guestbook/upload/p1112044576.jpg" width="150" border="0" /><img height="106" src="http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/tim_burton/tim_burton.jpg" width="151" border="0" /><img height="105" src="http://www.evilscience.net/institutions/halloffame/edwardiso.jpg" width="144" border="0" />More recently: No.  Apes are not goth.  I blame the mediocrity of his recent films on that man-stealing whore Helena B-C. <img height="134" src="http://www.themakeupgallery.info/images/fantasy/beast/ape/pota/potats3.jpg" width="176" border="0" />  Looking at the trailer, Depp seems to be doing kind of a Mister Rogers with dentures.  That's an interesting take.

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Duke

07-14-2005, 11:04 AM

and BET isnt racist?

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fezident

07-14-2005, 01:06 PM

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FUNKMAN

07-14-2005, 01:54 PM

New Willy Wonka movie = racist? i even heard the oompa loompas aren't gonna be orange anymore, they're all gonna be dressed up in blackface...i'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, mammy...

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Death Metal Moe

07-14-2005, 02:08 PM

It's so racist, there's a preview of THIS upcoming movie before each showing:<img height="409" src="http://www.tvparty.com/amosandypics/amosandyheader1.jpg" width="480" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

07-14-2005, 04:04 PM

oompa dee doo mother fucker... i'll bust a cap in your ass

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Tenbatsuzen

07-14-2005, 04:24 PM

Sure he's racist.  He just cast one of the most gay men in hollywood in one of his masterpieces, that's all. <img src="http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/vincent-price/vincent-price01.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://img227.echo.cx/img227/2240/ollie11po.jpg" border="0" />

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Badinia

07-14-2005, 04:42 PM

I love me some goth talk.<img src="http://www.gilmarc.com/leslie/azrael1.jpg" border="0" /> Regards, Virginia

Duke

07-14-2005, 06:00 PM

quote: <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/" target="_blank">Not a single minority child going into the factory.</a> I think there needs to be a protest held over this horrid thing. <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/" target="_blank"></a>------------------------------------------ I KISS YOU! <a href="http://www.78west.com/">The Message Whore - Click here for unlimited fun.</a><a> </a>wait wait wait...ARE YOU SAYING little chang from South Korea isnt in it?

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Death Metal Moe

07-14-2005, 06:03 PM

That's true, they are going into a factory.  And as we know, little fingers pack chocolate bars very efficiently and cheaply.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

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FUNKMAN

07-14-2005, 06:04 PM

this movie is<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1XI2.01-AHS6UT46QG2GZ._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" />

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fezident

07-14-2005, 06:18 PM

EVIL!Granted...the kind of evil that would help a little old lady cross the street if she were carrying too many parcels but, EVIL NONETHELESS!!Impolite and evil.

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