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chuck65pa
07-01-2005, 03:31 PM
I was wondering if the Big A.S.S. card is still a current item. I got mine back when the boys were in NYC on WNEW.

Tall_James
07-01-2005, 04:02 PM
When you call in to the show nowadays, its a nice callback to start your call by announcing your number.  If Ron's feeling generous, he'll toss a "WHOOO-HAH!!!" your way.

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Death Metal Moe
07-01-2005, 05:11 PM
Yea, what James said.&nbsp; They're not giving them out anymore if I heard correctly, so if you have one, treasure it.

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JerseyJokes
07-02-2005, 10:57 AM
you can't even get your who ha on krock anymore, now that dukes is dearly departed...damn you al dukes and baby jesus!<br />I never claimed to be different, I always said I was bored.... <img src="http://tkffc.football.sportsline.com/images/team-logo/pdonnellon-pdonnellon-krusty01.gif" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 7-2-05 @ 4:18 PM</font>

TheMojoPin
07-02-2005, 12:18 PM
JerseyJokes, stop posting that huge pic with every one of your posts.

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

EastCoastMark
07-03-2005, 12:25 PM
Let's just start printing the cards again...&nbsp;

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Chaotic
07-03-2005, 03:52 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Let's just start printing the cards again...I agree. If they do come back I'm grabbing me one. <br />

Death Metal Moe
07-03-2005, 07:46 PM
<p>They really should make them again.&nbsp; I can only speculate, but I'd bet their time at WJFK, the worst radio station on the fucking planet INCLUDING the center of the Earth, had something to do with the stopping of the printing of Big ASS cards.&nbsp; </p><p>There was probably a meeting where some stuffed shirt out of college explains to Ron and Fez that there's no real proof that the cards did anything for their ratings in NYC, so they're not printing them in DC.&nbsp; Fucking DIE!!!!</p>

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TheMojoPin
07-03-2005, 08:55 PM
<p>Didn't they stop sending out the B.A.C.'s before they left NYC?&nbsp; I could have sworn it ended shortly after Al left.</p>

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

yarpwizard
07-04-2005, 02:18 AM
They stopped after Al left, it took Al 6 months to get me one, then he sent&nbsp;me two.

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EastCoastMark
07-04-2005, 03:19 PM
<p>Go ahead and print your own!</p><p><a href="http://www.eastcoastmark.com/media/bacard.pdf">http://www.eastcoastmark.com/media/bacard.pdf</a></p>

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Death Metal Moe
07-04-2005, 05:33 PM
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<font color=black>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 7-4-05 @ 9:34 PM</font>

EastCoastMark
07-04-2005, 06:57 PM
<p>I still have my card, so I rebuilt it in illustrator...&nbsp;It's not perfect though... (I didn't get into some of the subtle graphics in the black space on the front)</p>

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FUNKMAN
07-04-2005, 08:11 PM
<p>14345</p><p>i said nuff</p>

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TeaBag420
07-04-2005, 10:31 PM
<ul>
<li>The really cool thing is you can just make up a number; you don't
even to ever have been a New Yawk (town's full of Jews and coloreds
last I heard) listener.<br />
</li>
</ul>


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handtruck
07-05-2005, 08:15 AM
16009 checking in... Or as I would say on air &quot;16&quot; &quot;Double 0&quot; &quot;9&quot;
because I was cool like that.&nbsp; I still have my original card in my
wallet.&nbsp; Sometimes I bring it in the shower with me...<br />

Dirtybird12
07-05-2005, 12:48 PM
still waiting for mine to show up

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blacknoi
07-06-2005, 04:59 AM
8463 checking in... and check my sig!!

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..and BOOM goes the dynamite!

East Side Dave
07-06-2005, 07:59 AM
<p>I have <strong>two </strong>cards<strong> </strong>and I'm a-keepin' thems all to me-self!!! </p><p><strong><img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /></strong> <em><font color="#ff0000">Big Ass Mafia</font></em> <font color="#000080"><em>Click</em> <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a><em>to hear my show on<strong> </strong>90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards<strong>!</strong></em></font></p>

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Donnielimes
07-16-2005, 06:14 PM
all secret society member #22196 Whooo-Haaa

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SamoanWoman
07-17-2005, 05:37 AM
My hubby and I have ours and the other day at a store, the cashier acted like we were&nbsp;celebrities when he saw them!&nbsp;

flavopop
07-17-2005, 06:08 AM
<p><strong><em>Samoan Woman that happened to me a few months ago too.. I was taking cash out of my wallet and a waitress at Chilli's saw it and went bananas..lol</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Im big ass card number 430..Was proud to be in the first wave of 500 they sent out.&nbsp; </em></strong></p><p><strong><em>PEACE!</em></strong></p>

Ron and Fez ROCK...Thanks for so many laughs... Truly a bright spot of my everyday...PEACE

Grendel_Kahn
07-17-2005, 07:59 AM
<p>B.A.C 276 here.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't really ever see that many lower than I am.&nbsp; I still have my card and it still looks brand fucking new.&nbsp; It makes me feel pretty.</p>

NoBones
07-17-2005, 07:31 PM
Big Ass Card #872 checking in from Pa. (formerly from NJ)

Elvis has left the building...Thank you and good night.

Photoshop Mike
07-18-2005, 06:55 PM
B.A.C. 27444 here. Glad to see all you guys still have your cards. Ron and Fez even signed it for me :) - See yuh buddays!

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sleazytiki
07-19-2005, 06:21 AM
57009....&nbsp; I was in a bar called the Blarney Rock on 33rd St and they had a Ron and Fez sticker behind the bar.&nbsp;&nbsp; The sticker had the old Ron and Fez logo and then something like &quot;bathroom seal of approval&quot; beneath it.&nbsp; I had never seen one before and I dont even remember ever hearing it on the air.&nbsp; Has anybody else ever seen one?

TheMojoPin
07-19-2005, 06:29 AM
Ah, the old bathroom approval stickers...a joke promo they did back in the WNEW days, and I belive they had Billy stick most of them up.

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

JohnnyH
07-19-2005, 06:51 AM
Man I haven't posted on here in a long time, but Big Ass #185 checking in, it's signed by the boys and displayed on my wall.

TheMojoPin
07-19-2005, 06:57 AM
Damn, that's pretty cool, Johnny.&nbsp; The cards started at #100, so you're one of the first!

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

JohnnyH
07-19-2005, 07:08 AM
Yeah everytime I called the and said my number, I'd always get an&quot;alright buddy what do you got?&quot; from Ron, He signed it at the Hard Rock when the boys had their farewell from NY, I was like see I wasn't lying. Dummy Al Dukes also sent one in the 800's which I gave to my friend.

TheMojoPin
07-19-2005, 07:16 AM
Yeah, Al sent me two as well...seems like that's a pretty common screw-up of his.&nbsp; Though in this case, he was my hero because of it...my first card was in the 600's, but within a month of getting it I shredded it using it to get myself inside my house after locking myself out like a complete idiot.&nbsp; Then, magically, about two weeks later, B.A.C. #1814 showed up in the mail.&nbsp; God bless that Al...

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

Pyrettablaze
07-19-2005, 09:49 AM
I tried twice to get one but i guess they would not send it to Ohio <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" />

boogerbutt76
07-19-2005, 10:24 AM
<p>BACH #26519...and I got mine in Tampa (evidently when Billy Staples was sending them out) so they definitely sent to those outside of NYC.</p><p>boogerbutt<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /></p>

itspolo
07-19-2005, 10:44 AM
<p>i am auctioning off my BAC....</p><p>any offers&nbsp;</p>

the boys are back!!!!!!<br>
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SLCRagu
07-19-2005, 11:41 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>i am auctioning off my BAC....</p><p>any offers </p>

the boys are back!!!!!!<br />
<img border="0" src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/931399/afro_sig.gif" />I'll trade you five of these for it<img width="612" height="264" border="0" src="http://www.sterlingjewelrybox.com/images/romantic-coupon-01.jpg" /><br />


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itspolo
07-19-2005, 12:03 PM
<p>&quot;ooh i like buble baths&quot; </p><p>-in a bad fez voice impersonation&nbsp;</p>

the boys are back!!!!!!<br>
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MrMarcus
07-23-2005, 06:35 AM
<p>I just found my old B.A.C.&nbsp; </p><p>B.A.C. 9631&nbsp; !&nbsp; Checking in!</p>

fezident
07-29-2005, 03:47 PM
<p>If they bring back the Big Ass Cards, they should use this chick as the spokesmodel.</p><p><a href="http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/bigass.jpg">http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/bigass.jpg</a></p>

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Death Metal Moe
07-29-2005, 03:51 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p>Ah, the old bathroom approval stickers...a joke promo they did back in the WNEW days, and I belive they had Billy stick most of them up. </p></font>Ah, the old bathroom approval stickers...a joke promo they did back in the WNEW days, and I belive they had Billy stick most of them up. <p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" />&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>Well that makes sense.&nbsp; Who spends more time in the bathroom stalls of bars than Staples.<br />

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BigASSMember
07-29-2005, 04:24 PM
<font face="Palatino Linotype"><font size="7">5772 reporting in<br />
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jimmyNYC
07-29-2005, 05:28 PM
BAC #743 .......... finally the band is back together

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Big Jim
07-30-2005, 03:35 AM
<p>BAC #7933 checking in.</p><p>glad I kept it in my wallet through all these painful years being stuck in NJ.</p><p>IM so happy I didnt sleep last night.</p>

Thank you for this SIG PIC Kat!!
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blade
07-30-2005, 04:57 AM
<p>BAC # 16514 checking in.</p><p>I could be wrong but i believe the boys were stopped from doing the big ass cards when they went to wjfk. I hope beyond hope that they start it up again on XM. They may have stopped giving them out before they left new york but i mean lets face it for awhile it was day to day wether you were going to turn your radio on and hear them. Lets not forget the day the funny stopped and i had to listen to fucking blink. Mkaes me shiver just thinking about it.</p>

Vinman809
07-30-2005, 03:47 PM
Still got mine&nbsp; &nbsp;#3773

I got nothing !!

fezident
07-30-2005, 04:31 PM
<p>I had one. #6011...I think.</p><p>I looked for it last night and I can't find it anywhere. I have my frickin' library card from 1979 but, not my BAC.&nbsp; I must've lost it somehow.&nbsp;</p><p>Mint.</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;Jam out with your clam out&quot;

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Duke
07-31-2005, 12:07 AM
<p>7110 checking in</p><p>WHHOOO HAAA </p>

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yarpwizard
07-31-2005, 02:57 AM
18362 checking in...WHOAH!!!!!

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fnordboy
07-31-2005, 12:37 PM
<p>BAC #9578!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Still have mine in my wallet all these years.&nbsp;</p>

XMYourMomsBoxXM
08-01-2005, 09:55 AM
<strong><font size="3">Big A.S.S. Card # 10883 Checking In For The First Time On RonFez.net ~Hoo Haa~</font></strong>

TheMojoPin
08-01-2005, 12:29 PM
#1814, chock full of beans!

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oh
08-01-2005, 05:41 PM
<font size="5"><span class="adminlink">Big Ass card 3630 checking in! </span></font><br />

Fallon
08-01-2005, 05:43 PM
4413 bitches.<br />


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angrymissy
08-01-2005, 05:48 PM
<p>I'm very upset that I don't have mine anymore</p><p>111</p>

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Wrestling Guy
08-01-2005, 06:08 PM
<p>Hi BIG A.S.S. Card member 426. I had 1 big moment on the show I was at Survior Series years ago first row and center and held a green sign with ron and fez on it and me and my friends card #'s on it.The nexy day I come home and I here the guys talking about me and my friend on the air.I was freakin out.they called me george the animal steele.I called the show and they put me on the air and sent me a nice prize package from planet of the apes(shirts,figure and autographed DVD bye Rick Baker).My pic is still in the file library.Page 34 Survior Series Sign.</p><p>I know this may sound over the top my life has not been the same since the boys left new york. I can't wait for Sept. 12th.</p><p>Welcome home boys.</p><p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td valign="top" width="510" colspan="2"><font size="2"><strong>2028- The Survivor Series Sign&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#800000"> 2019 Hits </font></strong> </font></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" width="464" colspan="2"><font size="2"><strong><font color="#800000">36</font>/<font color="#0000ff">35</font></strong><br />Wrestling Guy and his sign that he held up in th front row of WWF Survivor Series<br /></font></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" width="257"><strong>No link associated with this file. <br />Rating: </strong><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/5stars.gif" border="0" /></td><td valign="top" width="253"><strong>File Added:</strong> (11/18/2001)<br /><strong>Ron &amp; Fez Contest/Bit:</strong> 44 </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" width="257"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2028"><img height="31" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/clickhere.gif" width="88" border="0" name="I1" /></a></td><td valign="top" width="253">File not working? Report problems <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/deadlinkreport.cfm/ID/2028"><strong>here</strong></a></td></tr></table></p>

old-fan
08-01-2005, 09:36 PM
<p>i still have both my cards.</p><p>but im pissed because i ordered
them the first day they announced them and they told me my number would
be so and so..something under 200.</p><p> after a month or more of no card i called back and complained then got my current card.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but it should have been under 200 that fucker..&nbsp;</p>

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