I don't know how to Dance!!

[Meve]

I'm going to a wedding on saturday with my girlfriend and I know I'm
going to be expected to dance. I've never danced before and I'm a
little worried. I hate looking like a fool. What should I do?!? Any
advise?<br />


"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[AnaTickle]

Watch the movie Hitch and see the scene where he's telling Kevin James the do's and don'ts of how to dance in public setting.

[Death Metal Moe]

<font size="7">MOSH THEM INTO SUBMISSION!</font>

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[Fallon]

<p><img width="220" height="220" border="0" src="http://www.ebgames.com/ebx_assets/product_images/214329.jpg" /></p><p>Britney's about to launch her next concert tour and she needs backup
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<span class="std_sm">&quot;I
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I play it every day and I've almost finished it!! It is so much fun!!</span> <br />
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[Meve]

Come on guys... I've already tried all that. I need some better advise<br />


"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>What you need and what you get are 2 different things.&nbsp; You want advice on getting coordination in a few days?&nbsp; You've had years to learn how to dance.</p><p>Ride the side of the dance floor, lay low and drink heavily.</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Then, find the biggest guy you can, run full force at him and </p><p><font size="6">MOSH HIM INTO SUBMISSION!!!!</font></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Whatever happened to &quot;The Forbidden Dance?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Did it get Served?</p>

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[torker]

<font size="2"><p><font size="1">I&rsquo;m not sure that there is a clear connection between the ability to dance and the willingness to engage in this primitive ritual. Then again I was runner-up at the 7^th grade sock-hop.</font> </p><p><img height="165" src="http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/1067770435foot1.jpg" width="260" border="0" /></p></font><em /><p><em>I thought this was a party. LET'S DANCE! </em></p><p><em><br />&nbsp;</em></p>

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[Meve]

I'm a white guy, does that mean I'mm pretty much screwed?<br />


"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I'm a white guy, does that mean I'mm pretty much screwed?<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="6">NO!!!</font><br /></p><p><img height="375" src="http://www.dvd-finder.ch/ms/images/michael_flatley_lord_of_the_dance_dvd.jpg" width="253" border="0" /></p>

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[BigKilla]

it really doesn't matter, after a few drinks, everyone can dance..........

[Duke]

&quot;one step forward two steps back&quot;<br />


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[aflover]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I'm going to a wedding on saturday with my girlfriend and I know I'm going to be expected to dance. I've never danced before and I'm a little worried. I hate looking like a fool. What should I do?!? Any advise?<br />&quot;Suck it. Suck it dry&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; just sit on a chair and don't get up. that'll teach her not to take you to any dancing events.<br />

[landarch]

Do yourself a favor and be able to dance on your wedding day.&nbsp; I have the coordination of a hammer and was asked by my wife to leave the dance floor, as I was screwing up the electric slide.&nbsp; We danced our first dance together and she kept reminding me that she wasn't supposed to be leading.&nbsp; I didn't know the difference, and still don't .&nbsp; Oddly enough, that was five years ago and we can now laugh and howl over it in retrospect.&nbsp; We never attemp[ted dancing again though.&nbsp; it's not worth the humiliation for me.&nbsp; Good luck to you, and may you learn from my oversight of never learning to dance.

[walking joint]

<p>my wife doesn't either bother me about dancing at weddings anymore.&nbsp; at first i would just try to drink a ton early and that way she didn't want me out there and then once she actually did see me out on the floor she didn't want anyone to know i was her husband.&nbsp; i'm the worst...though i think i do a good sprinkler and lawnmower dance.&nbsp; </p><p>i actually took a ball room dancing class at college...not by choice, but i needed one credit and it was the only class available during winter session.&nbsp; i was nervous going to that class everytime.&nbsp; i was so bad.&nbsp; i learned a few things, but just couldn't execute them.&nbsp; and after about 2 days i had forgotten all i learned.&nbsp; so i can't even pretend to know what i'm doing....i did pass though.</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I'm going to a wedding on saturday with my girlfriend and I know I'm
going to be expected to dance. I've never danced before and I'm a
little worried. I hate looking like a fool. What should I do?!? Any
advise?<br /><br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hang out at the bar all night. Or even better, dont show up. <br />
</p>

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[TheMojoPin]

<p>It's easy...</p><p>Boy, close your eyes...<br />Let that rhythm get into you...<br />Don't try to fight it...<br />There ain't nothin' that you can do...<br />Relax your mind...<br />Lay back and groove with mine...<br />You got to feel the heat...<br />And we can ride the boogie...<br />Share that beat of love...</p><p>I want to rock with you.</p><p>All night.</p><p>Dance you into day...sunlight...</p><p>I want to rock with you...ALL night...</p><p>We're gonna rock the night away...<br /></p>

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