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Yavin4

07-06-2005, 11:18 AM

Okay, Nazis are holding your parents hostage and threatening to kill them, but if you have sex with either Crazy Jen or Stalker Patty, they will let them go.  So who would you rather do?

Knowledged_one

07-06-2005, 11:23 AM

I would rather the Nazis kill your parents

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curtoid

07-06-2005, 11:32 AM

Why not set this up as a poll?Of course - Fez will have to disqualify himself....

torker

07-06-2005, 11:34 AM

Wait for Scotty to beam us up.<img height="174" src="http://www.jrbooksonline.com/images/spock%20as%20nazi.jpg" width="343" border="0" />

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JPMNICK

07-06-2005, 11:42 AM

this is not even close for me. Crazy Jen in a second. Nazi's would not even have to have my parents. The Nazi's would have to give me a minute to ponder the decision with stalker patti

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Tall_James

07-06-2005, 11:55 AM

Crazy Jen.  And I'd change my phone number afterwards. :)

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russellcrowe

07-06-2005, 12:01 PM

Crazy Jen.  um, i wouldn't even need an excuse.  Gotta love her accent.  I'm from NY so i'm weirdly captivated by her.  too bad she's a little to old.  I mean i wouldn't mind she'd prob care that i'm younger.  HOT.  also stalker patty is disgusting.  at least jen is attractive, plus she does like read stuff.  I just like her.  i'm creeping myself out.  i have to stop

Fallon

07-06-2005, 12:18 PM

Crazy Jen and I don't even know what she looks like.Stalker Patty. *shivers* 


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mikeyboy

07-06-2005, 12:21 PM

For reference -- Stalker Patti:<img height="600" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/patty-monument2.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Crazy Jen:<img height="576" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/000_1761.jpg" width="432" border="0" />and just for the hell of it, Giant Brian in drag:<img height="225" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/Brian7.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

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Fallon

07-06-2005, 12:25 PM

She doesn't look as crazy as she sounds.Burn that Giant Brian picture. 

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BeerBandit

07-06-2005, 12:26 PM

I gotta go with Stalker Patty.  Banging a homeless chick is on my list of things to do before I die.

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curtoid

07-06-2005, 12:36 PM

Mikeyboy! How many months have you waited to pull that Giant Brian in Drag picture out! HAHA!

DarkHippie

07-06-2005, 12:56 PM

Jen is fuckin hot, but I gotta go with Patty.  (Scottso voice) Virgin!

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torker

07-06-2005, 12:56 PM

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Hottub

07-06-2005, 01:01 PM

Nice!

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ChickenHawk

07-06-2005, 01:04 PM

Why is this even a question?

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Dirtybird12

07-06-2005, 01:07 PM

<img height="600" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/patty-monument2.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Doesnt this guy play bass for RUSH?

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MrTwister

07-06-2005, 03:24 PM

hmmmm... I'm sure I'll get flamed on for this.. but I'd have to takeCrazy Jen...   She really doesnt look that bad.. its just all the talking..  I'm sure she'd find it hard to keep rattleing on, if she had somethingstuffed in her mouth... !!!!  

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scorpion

07-06-2005, 03:57 PM

I would do Crazy Jen.  Somehow I find her oddly HOT!!!!! I waiting for you Jen..

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IamFogHat

07-06-2005, 04:22 PM

Give me Crazy Jen.  If she was a mom she'd be a MILF.

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Heavy

07-06-2005, 04:35 PM

Jen

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russellcrowe

07-06-2005, 04:59 PM

<img src="http://www.1067wjfk.com/ups/gallery_rf/jend.jpg" alt="jend.jpg" border="0" /> This is a better picture i think.  hot.  i think im in love.  jen....im 19, good looking from manhattan....  upper west sider...call me....... i can learn you good.

Duke

07-06-2005, 05:02 PM

quote:Okay,
Nazis are holding your parents hostage and threatening to kill them,
but if you have sex with either Crazy Jen or Stalker Patty, they will
let them go. So who would you rather do?

   OR....                                                                          you can kill the nazi's....they arent invinceable you know 

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Duke

07-06-2005, 05:04 PM

or you can say Stalker Patti and Crazy Jen are Jewish.... 


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Photoshop Mike

07-06-2005, 05:24 PM

Nothing like a Crazy Chick! Gimmie Crazy Jen :)

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Potso-Mektoub

07-06-2005, 10:56 PM

"Try the 'Marriot Burger'."

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tbonesteak

07-07-2005, 07:01 AM

Jen is oddly hot but I'd probably have to pick the Nazi.  I mean, everyone's had a crazy chick at one point in their life but how many people can say they banged a Nazi?<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=nazi/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=11vp476pf/EXP=1120834821/*-http%3A//www.bound.org/Photos/DC/Old/nazi.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=nazi/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=11llgbe3n/EXP=1120834835/*-http%3A//www.phact.org/e/z/nazi.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=nazi+girl/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=127h87753/EXP=1120834907/*-http%3A//www.johndclare.net/images/nazi_girl_flag.jpg" border="0" />

Bob Impact

07-07-2005, 07:18 AM

quote: Jen is oddly hot but I'd probably have to pick the Nazi.  I mean, everyone's had a crazy chick at one point in their life but how many people can say they banged a Nazi?  <img title="Lynch" height="338" alt="Lynch" src="http://www.stephenlynch.com/new%20images/lynch19.jpg" width="281" border="0" /> I'd do 'em both.  I'm not gay or nothin.