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Heavy
07-10-2005, 06:15 PM
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4648139.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4648139.stm</a></p><p>He was given a special "bionic" arm - a mechanical device directed by his own brain. </p><p><img height="250" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41263000/jpg/_41263161_jesse203.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p>
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Death Metal Moe
07-10-2005, 06:18 PM
When will this guy's arms become self aware and attack Russia?
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FUNKMAN
07-10-2005, 08:25 PM
i heard the hand is self lubricated
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torker
07-10-2005, 10:01 PM
<p><img height="250" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41263000/jpg/_41263161_jesse203.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p><p></p><p>Is that Kenny Allen's wetdream or nightmare?</p>
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Gmann
07-10-2005, 10:39 PM
<p>The drummer from Def Leppard is going "FINALLY!!!!!"</p>
we should start a whole armies of these people and let them kill Iraqi's.........or Howard Stern <br />
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Dirtybird12
07-11-2005, 06:43 AM
<p><img height="192" src="http://www.myboot.com/images/bionicman.gif" width="174" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>theres only ONE real bionic man...and his name is steve austin</p>
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FMJeff
07-11-2005, 12:55 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4648139.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4648139.stm</a></p><p>He was given a special "bionic" arm - a mechanical device directed by his own brain. </p><p><img height="250" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41263000/jpg/_41263161_jesse203.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd" border="0" /> A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!! man that is creepy...they couldn't make the hand more real looking at least? <br />
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ChickenHawk
07-11-2005, 01:02 PM
The people who designed this thing need to take a couple of design tips from Star Wars.
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Heavy
07-11-2005, 03:02 PM
Seriously, they couldnt turn the had around so its not facing the wrong way? And maybe attach the missing half an arm? It looks like they caught him getting out of the shower and he just "threw it on " real quick.
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FUNKMAN
07-11-2005, 03:17 PM
<p><font size="1">man that is creepy...they couldn't make the hand more real looking at least? </font></p><p>i know... and that right hand/hook/pincher looks like it would be a good ass scratcher but the arm itself too fucking short... </p>
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07-11-2005, 03:17 PM
Seriously, this is an amazing story. Great find Wadd. <br />
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TheMojoPin
07-11-2005, 08:38 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>He was given a special "bionic" arm - a mechanical device directed by his own brain. <p>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"</p><p><img height="204" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40507000/jpg/_40507011_vader.jpg" width="292" border="0" /></p>
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07-11-2005, 09:37 PM
<p>The responses in this thread are the funniest I've ever seen. </p><p>That rocked.</p>
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Death Metal Moe
07-11-2005, 09:43 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p> </p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">man that is creepy...they couldn't make the hand more real looking at least? </font><p> </p><p>i know... and that right hand/hook/pincher looks like it would be a good ass scratcher but the arm itself too fucking short... </p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" /> <p><img height="245" src="http://www.newsreview.com/issues/reno/2004-04-01/hotcasino-1.jpg" width="170" border="0" /></p><p>"AND THEN THEY'LL MAKE YOUR BIONIC ARM 2 INCHES TOO SHORT TO WHACK YOUR FUCKIN' BAG!"<br /></p>
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SatCam
07-11-2005, 10:53 PM
<p><img height="250" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41263000/jpg/_41263161_jesse203.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p><p>It looks like his parents were brother and sister... that would probably explain why he has no arms</p>
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FUNKMAN
07-12-2005, 06:10 AM
every time he picks his nose with that right hand he gives himself a lobotomy
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ChickenHawk
07-12-2005, 06:14 AM
WHAT right hand? They didn't even have the common courtesy to give him one.
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Heavy
07-12-2005, 03:41 PM
Apparently that hand aint too good at holding a toothbrush.
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Bulldogcakes
07-12-2005, 04:26 PM
<p>Can a Bionic Dick be far behind?</p><p> <img width="153" height="102" border="0" src="http://www.medsoc.soton.ac.uk/events/photos/2002/cowboy/MrPopular.jpg" /></p><p>"Ever since I got my bionic dick, I've become VERY popular with the ladies! It's got a built in rotating vibrator!! I AM IRON SHLONG!!! " </p>
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