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Judge Smails

07-13-2005, 12:37 PM

<a href="http://www.canada.com/entertainment/story.html?id=f0501520-3d5e-4165-b2aa-1941f17e819f">http://www.canada.com/entertainment/story.html?id=f0501520-3d5e-4165-b2aa-1941f17e819f</a>Even if he loses the suit, at least he's still got his looks:<img height="301" src="http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/entertainment/20050713/e071326a.jpg" width="240" border="0" />

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And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile.
When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

bobrobot

07-13-2005, 01:47 PM

quote: Gallagher became agitated during a May 27 show at the Riverside hotel-casino in Laughlin and struck him on the side of the head, damaging his hearing and inflicting extreme emotional, physical and psychological harm.  Bozo had a bad hair day and became Beelzebozo !!!<img title="bozo" height="216" alt="bozo" src="http://www.tommcmahon.net/images/bozo.jpg" width="179" border="0" /><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobomtnbanjo.jpg" border="0" /> "The book above all others which should be forbidden is a catalogue of forbidden books" -Lichtenberg 

This message was edited by bobogolem on 7-13-05 @ 6:09 PM

ChickenHawk

07-13-2005, 02:02 PM

This is a nice touch: Gallagher is best known for smashing watermelons with a sledgehammer.

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Bulldogcakes

07-13-2005, 02:23 PM

Note to self- Never heckle a man carrying a sledgehammer. 

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East Side Dave

07-13-2005, 02:46 PM

I like it when he said:"I just don't get the English language. I mean, we park our cars in the driveway yet drive our cars on the parkway! I mean, what's that?!?!"Then he road around on roller skates and jumped on this gigantic couch that had trampoline cushions. Oh, Gallagher, you've done it again!

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Gmann

07-13-2005, 03:30 PM

Are you sure that aint Carlin who said that ?

Doctor Manhattan

07-13-2005, 03:36 PM

Gallagher Bitch-Slaps Fan About Damn Time. Any fan of that guy needs to be slapped.

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East Side Dave

07-13-2005, 03:37 PM

Are you sure that aint Carlin who said that ? Carlin is way funnier that that horrible bit. I remember when Gallagher said it, they panned to the crowd and all these hillbillies thought his little "drive-parkway" bit was on par with Mark fucking Twain.<img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Big Ass Mafia Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

This message was edited by East Side Dave on 7-13-05 @ 7:38 PM

Bulldogcakes

07-13-2005, 03:44 PM

quote:quote:Gallagher Bitch-Slaps Fan About Damn Time. Any fan of that guy needs to be slapped.

<a href="http://www.xmradio.com"></a> Hooooahhhhhh!

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Judge Smails

07-13-2005, 04:26 PM

I found more info on the "incident":<a href="http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Jun-05-Sun-2005/news/26648894.html">http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Jun-05-Sun-2005/news/26648894.html</a>Quote: "It's a difficult situation because the ones in the front are dumb and stupid, and they'd been drinking," he said. "When the waitress comes to the front and steals the spotlight ... it's extremely distracting to the magical moments I'm trying to create." Behold the comic genius and magic that is Gallagher:<img height="235" src="http://gallaghersmash.com/images/GallagherTruckButt.jpg" width="583" border="0" />  

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile.
When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

Bulldogcakes

07-13-2005, 04:41 PM

Gallagher is to comedy as. . . .   . . .  . . . . .  . .             anyone? 
   

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East Side Dave

07-13-2005, 04:57 PM

as the Challenger is to stable aircrafts. 

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Bulldogcakes

07-13-2005, 05:01 PM

quote:Gallagher is to comedy as. . . . Horse shit is to fine dining  As cow pies are to Chocolate cake 

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East Side Dave

07-13-2005, 05:02 PM

as Clay Aiken is to masculinity

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Bulldogcakes

07-13-2005, 05:08 PM

As Michael Jackson is to "Father Knows Best" 

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Death Metal Moe

07-13-2005, 09:20 PM

as his current hair color is to natural.<img height="301" src="http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/entertainment/20050713/e071326a.jpg" width="240" border="0" />

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El Mudo

07-14-2005, 04:50 AM

Gallagher has fans?

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bobrobot

07-14-2005, 05:02 AM

quote: Gallagher has fans?  Here's his fave...<img title="fan" height="480" alt="fan" src="http://www.mendes.co.uk/Fans%20V33%20001.jpg" width="640" border="0" />lovely, isn't it ? 

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