View Full Version : Who would you do to save your parents from Nazis? Pitt or Cruise?
Doctor Manhattan
07-14-2005, 10:12 AM
<p><img src="http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/soup_nazi.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#990000" size="4">CHOOSE NOW!</font></strong></p><p> <img src="http://www.uc.cl/ucsaludable/htm/img/brad-pitt.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/tom-cruise-school.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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kevcala
07-14-2005, 10:15 AM
Would I be giving or recieving?<br />
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TheMojoPin
07-14-2005, 10:17 AM
<p>Who says there even need to be Nazis involved in the first place?</p><p>Unless you're just trying to make it even hotter, in which case, I thank you.</p>
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07-14-2005, 12:17 PM
Both
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Tenbatsuzen
07-14-2005, 12:52 PM
<p>I'd say Pitt because 1) he won't try to convert you to scientology and 2) you'd be fucking Jolie and Aniston by proxy.</p>
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Furtherman
07-14-2005, 12:57 PM
I'd pitt the nazis and cruise outta there with mom & dad under each arm, then i'd blow the dam!
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Death Metal Moe
07-14-2005, 02:01 PM
<p>Brad Pitt, no doubt. </p><p><img height="425" src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/248282.jpg" width="337" border="0" /></p><p>Oooooh yea.</p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a></p>
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-14-2005, 02:24 PM
<p>I'd have to say Brad Pitt. Apparently he's very sick with the flu so he won't put up much of a fight.</p><p>If a gun was to my head, I'd do Tom Cruise. With a ball gag in his mouth.</p><p><img height="360" src="http://passional.net/store/images/STL137.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>Hyperspace should like that one.</p>
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TOMMY
07-14-2005, 03:01 PM
<div>I work with my Dad, and we listen to R&F everyday. Today got a little awkward when we were listening to last nights show. We were listening to this part of the show and my Dad turned to me and asked "would you sleep with Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise to save my life?" Without any hesitation I said "Brad Pitt (then there was this pause)" and I followed it up with "I'd do him because then I could taste Angelina Jolie." *cue crickets* My Dad came back at me with a classic line, "No one said you had to blow him!" </div>
IamFogHat
07-14-2005, 03:11 PM
<p>Pitt...</p><p><img height="207" src="http://www.afromania.org/~takahira/imgs/movie/froyd1.JPG" width="197" border="0" /></p><p>...then we can get high together.</p>
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DarkHippie
07-14-2005, 03:36 PM
I'd say cruise because he's gay and probably knows how to make it hurt less with his super gay powers
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walking joint
07-14-2005, 03:41 PM
i'd say Pitt...Cruise would be way to into it.
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Wormwood
07-14-2005, 04:30 PM
I'd bang Brad Pitt but I'd be thinking about Tom Cruise.
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East Side Dave
07-14-2005, 06:39 PM
<p>I'm still waiting for Nazi's to break into my house and force me to bang Danny Devito. Yum!</p>
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mothershucker
07-14-2005, 06:46 PM
Shit, I don't think I am gay, but I may do Brad Pitt for the hell of it.
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keithy_19
07-14-2005, 09:20 PM
Well...Could I fuck the Nazi instead?
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PapaBear
07-14-2005, 10:43 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Well...Could I fuck the Nazi instead? <br />Yeah... what if this was the Nazi?<p> </p><p><img width="329" height="475" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305808120.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /> </p>
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