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torker
07-15-2005, 05:25 PM
I have 2 ties. I don't wear a tie at work. One is for weddings and one is for funerals. They both go with the only suit I own.

Meve
07-15-2005, 05:27 PM
my one black tie is both a wedding and funeral tie.<br />


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FUNKMAN
07-15-2005, 05:32 PM
<p>just checked the rack and there's about 30 hanging up</p><p>if you're including the ones that i tie tightly around my balls then throw in another ten...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>

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Bulldogcakes
07-15-2005, 05:41 PM
<p><img width="216" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.paulvesco.com/images/PVSteve.gif" />&nbsp;</p><p>Dont ask me bout my ties, capisce?&nbsp;</p>

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Heavy
07-15-2005, 05:42 PM
I own one tie that I got married in.&nbsp; I call it &quot;the tie of death&quot; and i plan on hanging myself with it one day.

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PhishHead
07-15-2005, 05:43 PM
I am the one who has over 100.&nbsp; I worked at a law firm, needed
them everyday, own about 10 suits, and my father gave me all his when
he retired, so I have quite the collection of ties ranging from
Valentino to some cheap ones from macys.<br />


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Death Metal Moe
07-15-2005, 05:45 PM
<p>I own 5 to 10 ties.&nbsp; I went to Catholic High School, so a few of them are hold outs in my collection from way back then.</p><p>My favorite is my thin silky looking black tie.&nbsp; </p><p>I don't own a suit but have some nice dress shirts and slacks I could change into if I want to look debonair.</p>

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Bulldogcakes
07-15-2005, 05:50 PM
<p>Anyone have some of those thin leather ties from the 80's?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes, I have two. I know, I know, cheesy. &nbsp;</p>

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torker
07-15-2005, 05:50 PM
In HS&nbsp;(all boys catholic)&nbsp;I had a 'sock tie', it was a thick knit maroon joby.&nbsp; Ah, the early '80's.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Death Metal Moe
07-15-2005, 05:51 PM
Still not as cheesy as those leather strings people from Texas try to pass as a tie.&nbsp; But I mean what else goes with a gay hat?

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FUNKMAN
07-15-2005, 05:54 PM
<p>Anyone have some of those thin leather ties from the 80's?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>i had a black one...&nbsp;&nbsp; then a couple of them thin ties that looked like they were crocheted</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>also in my yard i have a couple railroad ties</p>

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torker
07-15-2005, 06:01 PM
<p>looked like they were crocheted</p><p>thems the ones....fuckin sexy</p><p>back when I was gettin' head after school, stickin' it in her pooper because she wanted to stay a virgin&nbsp;</p>

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canofsoup15
07-15-2005, 06:56 PM
I have 7, including a Black tie, and a White tie.<br />


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Snoogans
07-15-2005, 07:28 PM
i have 3, to go with probably 8 suits/outfits, and i dont think ive
worn a tie since the wedding last labor day weekend that i went to.
before that it was probably graduation. i rarely ever wear one<br />


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FUNKMAN
07-15-2005, 09:07 PM
<p>stickin' it in her pooper because she wanted to stay a virgin&nbsp;</p><p>poor guy!&nbsp; i feel bad for ya</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>not really <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

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furie
07-15-2005, 09:10 PM
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East Side Dave
07-16-2005, 08:36 AM
<p>neckties are for suckers. i don't own a one. what we do is we wear sweaters. thus, no one can tell if you're wearin' the tie! see?</p>

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Bulldogcakes
07-16-2005, 05:18 PM
<p>I like those Haitian neckties</p><p>&nbsp;<img width="250" height="200" border="0" src="http://www.inthesetimes.com/images/28/10/haiti.jpg" /></p><p>Car tire filled w/gasoline, put it around someone's neck you dont like and light it.&nbsp;</p><p>Beats the shit outta most weddings. &nbsp;</p>

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sr71blackbird
07-16-2005, 05:40 PM
I have the 11-20 range, though a majority of them are from the Reagan era.&nbsp; I have about 4 that I regularly use for the select occasion, and yes, I also have one of them knitted ones as well, though I dont know why...

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spoon
07-16-2005, 10:01 PM
<p>30 is the exact number for me.</p><p>Wanna tie me up with some of your ties Ty?</p>

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A.J.
07-17-2005, 01:49 AM
I'm in the 21-50 range --&nbsp;although I only brought 4 with me over here.

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AppleBoy
07-17-2005, 07:23 AM
I have 20-30 ties, one of which is the thin leather 80's tie.&nbsp; I have a few novelty baseball and hockey ties which were given as gifts.&nbsp; Most of my ties are standard business ties since I need them for work.

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bobrobot
07-17-2005, 07:43 AM
<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000066" size="2">10 ties, what an arcane fashion tradition, hate 'em,&nbsp;</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000066" size="2">except for my Col. Sanders string tie !!!</font></p><p><img title="MS String Tie" height="270" alt="MS String Tie" src="http://www.starcostumes.com/prodimages/D0432BK.jpg" width="225" border="0" /></p><p><img title="ties that bind" height="255" alt="ties that bind" src="http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/noose.jpg" width="195" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobocosmicegg.jpg" border="0" />&quot;The book above all others which should be forbidden is a catalogue of forbidden books&quot;-Lichtenberg

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walking joint
07-17-2005, 08:15 AM
i own probably 10 ties, but only have 2 suits that still fit me.&nbsp; i haven't had to wear a suit to work in over 5 years.

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DeltaPin
07-17-2005, 10:04 AM
<p>Have around 15, but only 4 active in the current rotation.&nbsp; Only have to wear them occasionally for work, then weddings, funerals, &amp; other events.</p>

Swift Boat Vet
07-18-2005, 02:08 PM
<p>I have 39 ties and my job doesn't require me to wear one.&nbsp; Actually, I hardly ever wear one.&nbsp; Why do I have so many ties?&nbsp; No clue.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This may be the lamest post ever.</p>

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