You must set the ad_network_ads.txt file to be writable (check file name as well).
Politicians Saying Stupid Things [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

PDA

View Full Version : Politicians Saying Stupid Things


HBox
07-18-2005, 03:11 PM
<p>Politicians have been saying some really stupid
things for really my whole life, but lately the quanitity and
horridness of these gaffes have picking up. S rather than start a new
thread everytime it happens, we can put it here. And I'll start it off
with one that is about as stupid as it gets from about every
conceivable angle:</p><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8616677/" target="_blank">Colorado representative says we can bomb Mecca.</a> <br />
</p>

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/9734/sig6nj8wg.jpg

Doctor Manhattan
07-18-2005, 03:25 PM
<p><img height="225" src="http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040122/w1.jpg" width="280" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Some people just don't speak well. It's doesn't always mean they are actually stupid. In W's case I think it actually helps him with the half of the country that doesn't want to see him in jail. Makes him seem more like an &quot;everyman&quot; despite the fact that he was born into wealth and power.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">I didn't look at the link. This is just based on the title of the thread.</font></p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

<font color=black>This message was edited by SKW on 7-18-05 @ 7:27 PM</font>

booster11373
07-18-2005, 03:52 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Politicians have been saying some really stupid things for really my whole life, but lately the quanitity and horridness of these gaffes have picking up. S rather than start a new thread everytime it happens, we can put it here. And I'll start it off with one that is about as stupid as it gets from about every conceivable angle:</font></font></p><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8616677/" target="_blank">Colorado representative says we can bomb Mecca.</a> <br /></p><p>Thats really thinking outside the box,</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

When i first arrived you were all such jerks

But now i've come to love your quirks

PapaBear
07-18-2005, 04:02 PM
It doesn't surprise me that the guy's from Littleton.<br />


<center><img src="http://www.geocities.com/pauleight/pb_sig.gif"></center>
<center>Get Small</center><center>LENNY IS</center>
<center>Thanks Monsterone for the sig!</center>

A.J.
07-18-2005, 10:39 PM
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8616677/" target="_blank">Colorado representative says we can bomb Mecca.</a> </p><p>Let's take a page from &quot;Fail Safe&quot; and throw in Jerusalem, Rome and Salt Lake City.</p>

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

Furtherman
07-20-2005, 10:28 AM
<p><em>We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace.<br /><br /></em>George W. Bush</p>

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Knowledged_one
07-20-2005, 11:08 AM
&quot;We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans&quot; - Bill Clinton

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/celticssig.jpg">
Internet Tough Guy #1 - Just look at my e-muscles

blakjeezis
07-20-2005, 12:01 PM
<p>&quot;I'm not going to have some reporters going through our papers. <em>We</em> are the President&quot; - Hillary Clinton, italics are mine.<br />
</p><p>&quot;I'm glad I'm not Brehznev. Being the Russian leader in the
Kremlin, you never know if someone's tape recording what you say.&quot; -
Richard Nixon</p><p>&quot;I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.&quot; - Dan Quayle<br />
</p>

<IMG SRC =http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=blakjeezis>
If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
"Well, maybe there's a god above, but all I ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you."
"God takes care of old folks and fools, while the Devil takes care of makin' all the rules."

WhistlePig
07-20-2005, 12:06 PM
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." -George W. Bush

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg

You don't know me man! You don't
know me man.

IamFogHat
07-20-2005, 03:56 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Politicians have been saying some really stupid things for really my whole life, but lately the quanitity and horridness of these gaffes have picking up. </font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think it's just a matter of our accessibility to everything they say due to our ever expanding media, and they've always said things just as horrid.</p><p>BTW I love his spokesman's excuse; &quot;he was speaking hypothetically.&quot;&nbsp; GREAT!</p><span style="font-size: 16pt"><font face="Times New Roman"><p>&nbsp;</p></font></span>&nbsp;<br />

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/foghat_sig.gif

The Dude abides
...And I killed Laura Palmer

HBox
07-20-2005, 04:07 PM
Let me clarify this. I'm not talking about
grammatical flubs like the ones Bush says all the time. I;m talking
about statements where the substance of it is either stupid or
incredibly offensive. Like speculating about bombing Mecca, or Dean's
&quot;I hate all Republicans,&quot; or Rove's &quot;Liberals want to give terrorists
therapy,&quot; or anything that comes out of Rick Santorum's
mouth.<br />


http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/9734/sig6nj8wg.jpg

Papi
07-20-2005, 09:22 PM
<p><em>De pronto en el Congreso de la Rep£blica se observa una inusitada din*mica y una aparente responsabilidad absoluta. Esto no ocurr¡a en el pasado inmediato, cuando la modorra y el af*n de eludir temas fueron caracter¡sticas de las C*maras de Diputados y de Senadores. All¡ los asuntos dorm¡an junto a los parlamentarios en sus curules. No hubo labor positiva a no ser el inter‚s por cobrar mensualmente sus sueldos.</em></p><p><em>S¢lo con asonadas como las de febrero y octubre de 2003 y la £ltima de mayo y junio de 2005, el sue&ntilde;o profundo de los parlamentarios termin¢. No estamos en contra de la aceleraci¢n para resolver los asuntos que han estado por a&ntilde;os en sus carpetas, pero estamos susceptibles porque se quiere resolver ciertos asuntos de una forma que agrade a los grupos que tienen poder en el Poder Legislativo.</em></p><p><em>As¡, repentinamente han tocado el tema de las designaciones de superintendentes que, en una buena mayor¡a, son interinos por a&ntilde;os. Al presente recordaron la cuesti¢n y quieren elaborar las ternas para que el Presidente de la Rep£blica haga nombramientos. En esta etapa de transici¢n resultan ciertamente malos porque no hay sentido democr*tico en un Congreso Nacional que perdi¢ toda credibilidad y m*s a£n ahora, ya que se busca resolver algo que debi¢ haber sido resuelto en los a&ntilde;os anteriores. Lo cierto es que desean utilizar los pocos meses que les quedan para sorprender pol¡ticamente al Presidente de la Rep£blica y comprometerlo en afanes sectarios.</em></p><p><em>Lo saludable es que los interinatos acaben y los titulares sean responsables plenos de sus labores, pero este razonamiento no sirvi¢ en el pasado y ahora recuerdan el tema de manera interesada. Ser* mejor que dejen al pr¢ximo Congreso, que ser* establecido en los primeros meses del a&ntilde;o que viene, esta tarea tan importante para equilibrar la situaci¢n del pa¡s.</em></p><p><em>Siempre hemos exigido desde estas columnas prontitud en las labores parlamentarias, pero ahora debemos pedir que se deje de lado algo que no es aconsejable desde el punto de vista social y pol¡tico. Los asuntos hay que tratarlos en su debido momento y el de las designaciones de superintendentes no es actualmente de prioridad por las connotaciones mencionadas y porque de esa manera el corto per¡odo presidencial puede quedar mellado debido al impulso pol¡tico sectario de los parlamentarios que, como se sabe, obedecen m*s a sus tiendas partidarias, que a los intereses de la Rep£blica.</em></p><p><em>Ser¡a bueno conocer el inventario de asuntos pendientes que tienen en el parlamento y, entonces, ser¡a mejor que de ellos se ocupen con preponderancia, para dejar un camino llano a los que vienen en los primeros meses del a&ntilde;o que se aproxima.</em></p>

Papi, he love you!

high fly
08-07-2005, 03:48 AM
<p><font size="2"><strong>&quot;We will never pay off terrorists because that only encourages more of it.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Ronald &quot;Dutch&quot; Reagan, Nov. 6, 1986, two days before a &quot;payoff&quot; of 500 TOW anti-tank missiles was shipped to the terrorists in Iran, following several <em>other </em>shipments of hundreds of anti-tank missiles, anti aircraft missiles and spare parts, as well as highly classified electronic and satellite intelligence that exposed our capabilities in those areas.</font></p>&quot; ...and they ask me why I drink&quot; <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg" border="0" /> Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

<font color=black>This message was edited by high fly on 8-7-05 @ 7:49 AM</font>

WRESTLINGFAN
08-07-2005, 08:34 AM
Every time dubya says Nook-Yoo-lar

O and A... PARTY ROCK!!!!!

high fly
08-09-2005, 04:45 PM
<p>There's lots of dumbass out there to mine, of course when the nation is harmed, that's another thing.</p><p>Ronald &quot;Dutch&quot; reagan lying about paying ransom to terrorists is mighty damned vile, in my book.</p><p>Then we got shit like,</p><p><strong>&quot;Our budget will run a deficit that will be small and short term.&quot; </strong>--- President W, Jan. 29, 2002, about a trillion dollars ago.</p>

" ...and they ask me why I drink"

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg

Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

JerryTaker
08-10-2005, 11:50 AM
<p>good thing we didn't elect a flip-flopper, huh?&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;&quot;We're
going to keep the promise of Social Security and keep the government from raiding
the Social Security surplus.&quot;&nbsp; <font size="1">[Bush, <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/03/20010303.html">3/3/01</a>]</font><br />
&nbsp;</p><p></p><p><em>The New York Times</em> reported
that &quot;the president's new budget uses Social Security surpluses to pay
for other programs every year through 2013, ultimately diverting more than $1.4
trillion in Social Security funds to other purposes.&quot; <font size="1">[<em>The New York Times</em>, 2/6/02]</font> <br />
&nbsp;</p><p>_________________________________________</p><p>&quot;We
found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories...for
those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons,
they're wrong, we found them.&quot; <font size="1">[Bush, Interview in Poland, <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/g8/interview5.html">5/29/03</a>]</font>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;David Kay has found the capacity to produce weapons.&nbsp; And when David
Kay goes in and says we haven't found stockpiles yet, and there's theories as
to where the weapons went. They could have been destroyed during the war. Saddam
and his henchmen could have destroyed them as we entered into Iraq. They could
be hidden. They could have been transported to another country, and we'll find
out.&quot; <font size="1">[Bush, &quot;Meet the Press,&quot; <a href="http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp.asp?c=biJRJ8OVF&b=28200">2/7/04</a>]</font>&nbsp;</p><p>___________________________________________</p><p>&quot;The state
can do what they want to do. Don't try to trap me in this state's
issue like you're trying to get me into.&quot; <font size="1">[Gov. George W. Bush on
gay marriage, &quot;Larry King Live,&quot; <a href="http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0002/15/lkl.00.html">2/15/00</a>]</font>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Today I call upon
the Congress to promptly pass, and to send to the states for ratification, an
amendment to our Constitution defining and protecting marriage as a union of
man and woman as husband and wife.&quot; <font size="1">[Bush, <a href="http://atrios.blogspot.com/2004_02_22_atrios_archive.html">2/24/04</a>]</font>&nbsp;</p><p>_________________________________________________</p><p>&quot;I want justice. And there's an old poster out West, I recall, that says,
'Wanted: Dead or Alive.'&quot; <font size="1">[Bush, on Osama Bin Laden, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/WTC_MAIN010917.html">9/17/01</a>]</font>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;I don't know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time
on him... I truly am not that concerned about him.&quot; <font size="1">[Bush, Press
Conference, <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020313-8.html">3/13/02</a>]</font>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;_________________________________________________ _</p><p>riiiiiiight.....&nbsp;</p>

<br><B>
Sweet Queen Bee, I hope it comes quickly,
I hope your thoughts don't drift to me
I'll die in here, you now are free...
</B>

Justice4all
08-12-2005, 09:55 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Politicians have been saying some really stupid things for really my whole life, but lately the quanitity and horridness of these gaffes have picking up. </font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This just in....Snow is cold...water is wet...and yes...Politicians say stupid things.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If it weren't for the elected officials, Stand up comedians would have NOTHING to talk about.<br /></p>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif
"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

Crippler
08-12-2005, 10:00 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>If it weren't for the elected officials, Stand up comedians would have NOTHING to talk about.<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> &quot;Did you catch all of that in your mouth??&quot; &quot;You betcha!!!!!&quot; &quot;That's disgusting&quot; &quot;Shut up and keep sucking!&quot; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><br />Add cigarettes to that list &amp; Bill Hicks' career would have been dead before it started.

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/71172486.jpg
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg