Rent a negro?

[tbonesteak]

<p>I was looking for a website to help me find a new apartment and I typed the word &quot;rent&quot; into Yahoo's search engine.&nbsp; In addition to a few sites dedicated to the musical, one of the results I got back was for&nbsp;a site called rent-a-negro.com.&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not, but the website is hilarious and I encourage people to check it out and read through some of the testimonials and visit the pricing page where you will get a breakdown of the services offered.&nbsp; For instance, you can rent a negro at a flat corporate rate of $350 an hour and you can add additional services such as touching her hair for an extra $25 or comparing your skin to theirs for an extra $50.&nbsp; Just had me laughing my ass off!&nbsp; Enjoy</p><p><a href="http://www.rent-a-negro.com/">http://www.rent-a-negro.com/</a></p>

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[TheMojoPin]

<p>Oh, man, I totally forgot about that site.</p><p>The name always makes me think of Spaulding from &quot;Caddyshack.&quot;</p><p>I remember finding this one at the same time I saw another faux-racism site...something like, &quot;we're friends with black people&quot;...supposedly a WASP-y white couple bragging about how many black friends they have, complete with pictures.</p>

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Death Metal Moe]

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[TheMojoPin]

That be it!&nbsp; Thanks, Moe.

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Heavy]

<p>Funny shit.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/images/raisintheroof.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New"><font size="4"><font color="#ff0000"><em>Is that roof high enough...or does it need to be raised?!</em><br /></font></font>Johnny gets props from a close friend!</font></strong></p>

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my
nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

[tbonesteak]

Does anybody know where I could download a short film by Saladin K Patterson called &quot;Da Sixth Sense.&quot;&nbsp; It was a 15-minute spoof that aired on HBO a few years ago and it was funny as hell.

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[torker]

<p><em>What a silly negro.</em></p><p><img height="98" src="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/pics/84iwhite2.jpg" width="130" border="0" /></p>

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[i][center]That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin' asshole.[center][i]

[furie]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/32477/page/white_people_are_so_afraid_to_buy_black_people_.ht m">wow,
it's erie how similar the two threads evolved.<br />


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</a><a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by furie on 7-19-05 @ 4:58 PM</font>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><font color="#000000"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">&quot;I introduced her to my mother-- family conversations haven't been
boring since!&quot;<br />
</font></font></strong></font><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#000000"><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">-M.J.,
Teacher</font></font></p><p>Would the &quot;M&quot; stand for &quot;Mike&quot;?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#000000"><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" /></font>

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Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly?

[TheMojoPin]

Good eye, furie.&nbsp; Mike Teacher already beat BDC to the joke...TWO YEARS AGO.

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."