crystal meth gets pulled over

[dontXstreamsNY]

<p>yet another fine example of the great staff that ron and fez have to work with</p><p>intern crystal was pulled over on the don and mike show for speeding and rolling through a stop sign</p>

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[mikeyboy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>yet another fine example of the great staff that ron and fez have to work with</p><p>intern crystal was pulled over on the don and mike show for speeding and rolling through a stop sign</p><p>Speeding and rolling through a stop sign....</p><p>It's not exactly getting pulled over for drunk driving, wetting yourself, falling up the stairs at the LIRR, experimenting in the back seat of your father's Caddy on the way back from Great Adventure, making a homemade porn, crapping your pants, smashing in your own car window, molesting a friend's sister, abandoning the board on overnights for phone sex, wiping nut sweat on a pizza, making tattoo bets, pulling a knife on the producer, drunkenly kissing a member of the same sex, attempting to have sex on the air, getting busted for pot possession, or sticking your dink in two week old rice pudding.</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron &amp; Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br /><a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a><br />Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

<font color=black>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 7-21-05 @ 6:44 PM</font>

[dontXstreamsNY]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>yet another fine example of the great staff that ron and fez have to work with</p><p>intern crystal was pulled over on the don and mike show for speeding and rolling through a stop sign</p><p>Speeding and rolling through a stop sign....</p><p>It's not exactly getting pulled over for drunk driving, wetting yourself, falling up the stairs at the LIRR, experimenting in the back seat of your father's Caddy on the way back from Great Adventure, making a homemade porn, crapping your pants, smashing in your own car window, molesting a friend's sister, abandoning the board on overnights for phone sex, wiping nut sweat on a pizza, making tattoo bets, pulling a knife on the producer, drunkenly kissing a member of the same sex, attempting to have sex on the air, getting busted for pot possession, or sticking your dink in two week old rice pudding.</p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>haha very true but apparently it's going to cost her $400 so it may pale in comparison to some of the other interns but its still pretty stupid<br />plus when the cop was trying to pull her over she just kept going at least that's what mike had said ...according to crystal now she said a quarter of a mile!</p><p><img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/silent_earth_03/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg" border="0" /> <br />&quot;you wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat&quot;</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by dontXstreamsNY on 7-21-05 @ 7:08 PM</font>

[j3lehane]

I buy gay cars that refuse to speed,and just GALAVANT.Who among us
never got a speeding tickee or a red light/stop sign tickee? Mikeyboy
seems to lead an exciting life doing all those activities listed above
:)<br />

[eldangerosso]

It's so funny that D&amp;Ms interns never make much of a splash, yet
EVERY R&amp;F intern gets at least one show devoted to their respective
sordid exploits.<br />


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[Chaotic]

And this went out over the Air? I'd like to hear that

[eldangerosso]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>And this went out over the Air? I'd like to hear that

<br />Yeah on Don and Mike.&nbsp; Funny stuff.<br />


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[Dirtybird12]

<p>crystal meth&nbsp;will be live on <a title="the cosmic circus" href="http://www.perrynoid.com/cosmiccircus/" target="_self">the cosmic circus</a> tonight. live@ 11</p><p>puck also. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But seriously folx, F the fairfax county police...(city fuzz) </p><p>That area on Mainstreet is also known as &quot;bacon strip&quot; ...It's also the same patch of road that Fatbaby was busted on. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[dontXstreamsNY]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>crystal meth&nbsp;will be live on <a title="the cosmic circus" href="http://www.perrynoid.com/cosmiccircus/" target="_self">the cosmic circus</a> tonight. live@ 11</p><p>puck also. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But seriously folx, F the fairfax county police...(city fuzz) </p><p>That area on Mainstreet is also known as &quot;bacon strip&quot; ...It's also the same patch of road that Fatbaby was busted on. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><a href="http://www.live365.com/stations/ufo_radio?play/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/returnssig.jpg" border="0" /></a> <p>ill be listening no doubt</p><p>shameless plugs forever!<br /></p>

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[bobrobot]

<font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000099" size="2"><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font color="#000000">known as &quot;bacon strip&quot; </font></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000099" size="2">Now I'm Starvin'</font></p><p><img title="bacon strip" height="375" alt="bacon strip" src="http://www.thingsihate.org/images/bacon-oscarmayer-big.jpg" width="610" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboSlimNRoy.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;The book above all others which should be forbidden is a catalogue of forbidden books&quot;</p><p align="center">-Lichtenberg </p>

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[Dirtybird12]

<p>How long before Moe smells Bobo's pic?</p>

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[bobrobot]

<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000066" size="2">For DMM</font></p><p><img title="taylor ham" height="289" alt="taylor ham" src="http://athens.src.uchicago.edu/~lenka/images/taylor-pork-roll.jpg" width="145" border="0" /></p>

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[mikeyboy]

When did this become a Death Metal porn thread?

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[bobrobot]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>When did this become a Death Metal porn thread? <p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000066" size="2">It actually became a Death Metal PORK thread !</font></p><p><img title="war pigs" height="350" alt="war pigs" src="http://www.black-sabbath.de/bootlegs/paris/war2.jpg" width="347" border="0" /></p><br />

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[j3lehane]

Can someone answer my question about what was Giant Brian's&nbsp; Major
announcement? Or is it more hype? I''m trying to guage how close my
guess was....and I'm wondering how he likes Philly.&nbsp;&nbsp;
??????&nbsp;&nbsp; I am wondering what other HOOPS DeBalla made him
jump thru like the humiliating sit and watch me crap.Jerry<br />

[dontXstreamsNY]

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[terryc35]

any picture of Crystal floating around out there?

[Knowledged_one]

and shes not an intern on the D&amp;M show, they don't have any interns

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[curtoid]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>and shes not an intern on the D&amp;M show, they don't have any interns&nbsp; <p>But didn't the whole thing play on that show, right before R&amp;F?</p><p>BTW - Mikey - that is a HYSTERICAL recap!<br /></p>

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[Knowledged_one]

<p>I was referring to the comment about how D&amp;M's interns never appear etc etc above.</p><p>Yes it did happen on air but that was becasue they were broadcasting from outdoors.</p>

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[curtoid]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I was referring to the comment about how D&amp;M's interns never appear etc etc above.</p><p>Yes it did happen on air but that was becasue they were broadcasting from outdoors.</p><p><br />Ahh - I should have figured. </p><p>I know D&amp;M used to have interns? I know the Junkies still do. Who is &quot;Travis&quot; that answers their phone?</p>

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[mikeyboy]

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2878" target="_self">Audio of Crystal getting pulled over</a>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Can someone answer my question about what was Giant Brian's&nbsp; Major announcement? Or is it more hype? I''m trying to guage how close my guess was....and I'm wondering how he likes Philly.&nbsp;&nbsp; ??????&nbsp;&nbsp; I am wondering what other HOOPS DeBalla made him jump thru like the humiliating sit and watch me crap.Jerry<br /><br />I can't because your responses never make any sense, so I've&nbsp;started to ignore them, lest your insanity wear off on me.&nbsp;

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[Death Metal Moe]

And just for the record, after seeing the bacon, taylor ham and Sabbath CD pics I completely lost it and started rubbing up against customers in our store.&nbsp; It was fun until an elderly gentleman rubbed back instead of running in fear.&nbsp; I was completely creeped out and sat in a dark corner of our warehouse until the shameful feelings had left me.

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[eldangerosso]

Congrats Mikeyboy on the reference on air.&nbsp; You are a R&amp;F scholar and almost a gentleman.<br />


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[TeaBag420]

<font style="font-size: 9px;" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font><p>yet another fine example of the great staff that ron and fez have to work with</p><p>intern crystal was pulled over on the don and mike show for speeding and rolling through a stop sign</p><p>Speeding and rolling through a stop sign....</p><p>It's
not exactly getting pulled over for drunk driving, wetting yourself,
falling up the stairs at the LIRR, experimenting in the back seat of
your father's Caddy on the way back from Great Adventure, making a
homemade porn, crapping your pants, smashing in your own car window,
molesting a friend's sister, abandoning the board on overnights for
phone sex, wiping nut sweat on a pizza, making tattoo bets, pulling a
knife on the producer, drunkenly kissing a member of the same sex,
attempting to have sex on the air, getting busted for pot possession,
or sticking your dink in two week old rice pudding.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>At
least no one affiliated with the show ever showered with their five
year old daughter, forcing her to observe their cock at face level, oh
wait a minute....</p><p>As for Fat Baby whom someone else mentioned, he
was driving drunk against traffic, so maybe we can give the local
constabulary a pass on that one.&nbsp;</p>

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[SatCam]

TeaBag... mikey d doesnt have a radio show right now, so you're not getting brought up&nbsp;anymore on-air.&nbsp; You can stop trying to be an asshole

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[TeaBag420]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px;" face="Verdana">quote:</font>TeaBag...
mikey d doesnt have a radio show right now, so you're not getting
brought up anymore on-air. You can stop trying to be an asshole&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>
<hr size="2" width="100%" />
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>
</p>Correction:&nbsp; Mikey D never had a radio show.&nbsp; And
I never listened to what he did have.&nbsp; Still, cool to be
mentioned.&nbsp; Did he have a regular segment devoted to people who
objected to him showing his daughter his cock?&nbsp; Mikeyboy, any
clips available?
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And, no, I can't stop trying.&nbsp; One day I will succeed.<br />
&nbsp; </p><p><font color="White" /></p><blockquote />

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[j3lehane]

How Cum you're so focused on the Dildo end of Mikey D ? :)<br />

[TeaBag420]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px;" face="Verdana">quote:</font>How Cum you're so focused on the Dildo end of Mikey D ? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <br />


<br />Because I don't
believe in trying to change people, and he started rolling that way
when he was fifteen, and if I focused on the other end I'd be quoting
the casino owner in Querelle who looks like Aaron Neville:&quot; I had six
inches of shit on my dick, I don't mind telling you.&quot;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Plus I
can't help putting myself in the shoes of a gifted five year old girl
whose father insists on showering with her.&nbsp; She doesn't need the
shoes because she's in the shower looking at her dad's cock.&nbsp; If
images of a middle aged man's cock disturb you, stop showering with
him.&nbsp; Oh, wait, you're only five years old and you don't have the
power to act on that decision.&nbsp; What's especially troubling is
that I'm the only one who finds this troubling.</p><p>If my answers disturb you, stop asking me scary questions.&nbsp;</p>

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[j3lehane]

Dude,get over it.Nobody cares if you see your parents naked,or bathes ,showers etc. Get over your innocence.Should everybody be like you? Euro lifetyle..check it out.It's been around thousands of years.Asian lifestyle...longer.African lifestyle...the longest(that we know about).&nbsp;&nbsp; Maybe you are just projecting and Mikey D happens to be an easy target,assuming you've never met him and it's safe to HATE behind a keyboard,like hating someone on tv.Captain Kirk said it best ,&quot;Get a LIFE.&quot;

[TeaBag420]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px;" face="Verdana">quote:</font>Dude,get
over it.Nobody cares if you see your parents naked,or bathes ,showers
etc. Get over your innocence.Should everybody be like you? Euro
lifetyle..check it out.It's been around thousands of years.Asian
lifestyle...longer.African lifestyle...the longest(that we know about).
Maybe you are just projecting and Mikey D happens to be an easy
target,assuming you've never met him and it's safe to HATE behind a
keyboard,like hating someone on tv.Captain Kirk said it best ,&quot;Get a
LIFE.&quot;
<br />Three things, Hunny Bunny:<p>&nbsp;</p><p>1. If you'd like to position yourself as the one who advocates showing your cock to children, I guess that's your choice;</p><p>2. I'm a much better writer than you; and</p><p>3. You do know his name's not really &quot;Captain Kirk&quot; don't you?&nbsp;</p>

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[j3lehane]

You keep on missing the point,so why bother?<br />

[TeaBag420]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px;" face="Verdana">quote:</font>You keep on missing the point,so why bother?<br />


<br />Because you love to type.&nbsp; You can't stop typing.&nbsp; Prove me wrong.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I
get the point, the point is that it's okay to shove an adult cock in a
five year old girl's face.&nbsp; If that's your point, fine, I simply
don't agree with it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>You are very caught up with Mikey D's penis bro.&nbsp; It's just about 60% of what you talk about in here.&nbsp; Parents can and often do wash with their kids in a completely non-sexual way.&nbsp; I'm not sure why you keep wanting to skew the story towards some depravity.&nbsp; Is it a hope of yours that he meant it to be sexual?&nbsp; I really am attempting NOT to be a wise ass here, because I've argued this point with you in the past to a stalemate it would seem.</p><p>People parent in different ways.&nbsp; People have different ways they treat their bodies, nakedness and other openess with absolutly no sexual overtones.&nbsp; I just don't understand where you get off judging Mikey D and his wife on how they choose to raise their kid.&nbsp; Lenay seems like a fairly well adjusted kid, and I know I am going of only what I hear on the radio, but so are you.&nbsp; </p><p>Is there some sort of past abuse you keep getting reminded of everytime you think of Mikey D washing with his daughter?</p>

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[TeaBag420]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px;" face="Verdana">quote:</font><p>You
are very caught up with Mikey D's penis bro. It's just about 60% of
what you talk about in here. Parents can and often do wash with their
kids in a completely non-sexual way. I'm not sure why you keep wanting
to skew the story towards some depravity. Is it a hope of yours that he
meant it to be sexual? I really am attempting NOT to be a wise ass
here, because I've argued this point with you in the past to a
stalemate it would seem.</p><p>People parent in different ways. People
have different ways they treat their bodies, nakedness and other
openess with absolutly no sexual overtones. I just don't understand
where you get off judging Mikey D and his wife on how they choose to
raise their kid. Lenay seems like a fairly well adjusted kid, and I
know I am going of only what I hear on the radio, but so are you. </p><p>Is there some sort of past abuse you keep getting reminded of everytime you think of Mikey D washing with his daughter?</p>&nbsp;

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questions, and reasonably stated.&nbsp; I reserve to myself, as anyone
could, the right to judge how Mikey D raises his kid, or how anyone
raises their kid.&nbsp; That doesn't mean I'm going to storm into the
house and turn off the shower, but I will rub out a cleverly crafted
&quot;tsk, tsk&quot; whenever I fucking well feel like it.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I wouldn't even
know about it if Mikey D. hadn't openly discussed it on the radio (in
the context of Ron thinking it was a tad creepy, by the way).&nbsp;
It's fair game, and anyone who wants to judge me for objecting to an
adult male dangling his dangler in the face of a five year old is
perfectly free to do so.&nbsp; I object to the dangling of the penis in
the face of a five year old.&nbsp; Do you realize how ridiculous it
sounds to object to that objection?&nbsp; This is a message board about
a radio show, which makes it Theater of the Mind squared, and people
wouldn't play Tease the Retard if there weren't retards willing to play.</p><p>Folks
really seem to like defending Mikey D's showing his daughter his
cock.&nbsp; I just give them an opportunity to say how good it is to
show your cock to a five year-old.&nbsp; I don't agree with them, but
they seem to want to say it.&nbsp;</p>

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