Funny Black People Names

[Dale]

I work with a guy named Handsome and he has a sister named Ethiopia.

[O&AVIRUS&MORE]

<p>This could be considered racist, but also very funny:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Coon Man.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What?&nbsp; Not funny?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>When I was building the Mainstay Suits in Secacus off Rt. 3 there were some black guys from the islands&nbsp;that gave OBVIOUSLY fake names.&nbsp; Us, Gus, and Garfield come to mind right away.&nbsp; Yes, some guy actually wanted to be recognized by the name Garfield.</p><p>But a funny black name I always laughed at was Tyrone Shoes and Kareem of Wheat.&nbsp; Yes, they're not real ones but I still laughed.</p>

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[torker]

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[i][center]That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin' asshole.[center][i]

[bobrobot]

<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000099" size="2">My best friend when&nbsp;I was in elementary school was named Bobo.</font></p><p><img title="bobo" height="480" alt="bobo" src="http://www.harleyrace.com/images/bobo.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

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[dontXstreamsNY]

<p>ok i took a minute and really thought about the black people i have known&nbsp;and here are some of the names that arent usual</p><p>ive dated a girls named venisha and deshay</p><p>the others i have known are cavarsia, teshawnn, and tanisha</p>

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if it came up and slit your throat"

[booster11373]

<p>Heres a whole list</p><p><a href="http://www.moynihaninstitute.org/crazyblacknames.htm" target="_self">http://www.moynihaninstitute.org/crazyblacknames.htm</a></p>

When i first arrived you were all such jerks

But now i've come to love your quirks

[Judge Smails]

<p>I once worked with an Indian guy (I know its not black but I didn't think it deserved a separate thread.&nbsp; Just think of him as a slightly lighter shade of black.) Anyway, his name was Cumless Patel.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile.
When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Just think of him as a slightly lighter shade of black.</p><p><img height="350" src="http://www.countrytreasures.com/yankee/w_400_MochaLatte.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p>

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[Hottub]

Moe, you gotta fag up a nice thread again with your damn candles?

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[torker]

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[i][center]That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin' asshole.[center][i]

[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>No Ani Difrancoing for a year!</p><p><img height="210" src="http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/musicians/ani_difranco.jpg" width="210" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.kget.com/entertainment/music/story.aspx?content_id=9CD0A65D-22EE-4AEA-A1F5-F547A1681916" target="_self">Story</a></p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/togle.jpg" border="0" /> <em>That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin' asshole.</em> <em></em>Looks like The Joker and Alanis Morisette had a kid.<br />Looks like The Joker and Alanis Morisette had a kid.

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[MrMarcus]

<p>You get this:</p><p><em>&quot;White people are so scared of Black people.&quot;</em></p>

[flavopop]

<p><font size="2">I work with a Rufus, (real name) and I also work with another black fellow who wants to be refered to as REGINALD..not Reggie..lol&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">~~~~YANG YANG YANG YANG YANG YANG YANG YANG~~~~~</font></p>

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[furie]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>When
I was building the Mainstay Suits in Secacus off Rt. 3 there were some
black guys from the islands that gave OBVIOUSLY fake names. Us, Gus,
and Garfield come to mind right away. Yes, some guy actually wanted to
be recognized by the name Garfield.</p><br />
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i actually know a black guy who's name really is Garfield.</font><br />


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[UnknownPD]

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>This could be considered racist = </p><p>Or it could be considered what it actually is: racist. Like the use of 'Nigga' here, which any human, particularly mods and admins, know is the white boys way of saying 'Nigger' around other white boys and getting away with it, and worse, actually thinking it's cool. It's not, it's bullshit white boys acting like assholes.</p><p>Only thing worse is the Mods who allow it, but watch out if the word Cunt is used.</p><p>Carry on, </p>

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[monsterone]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>This could be considered racist = </p><p>Or it could be considered what it actually is: racist. Like the use of 'Nigga' here, which any human, particularly mods and admins, know is the white boys way of saying 'Nigger' around other white boys and getting away with it, and worse, actually thinking it's cool. It's not, it's bullshit white boys acting like assholes.</p><p>Only thing worse is the Mods who allow it, but watch out if the word Cunt is used.</p><p>Carry on, </p><img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/esig" border="0" /> <p>so i'm in rhode island for a lacrosse tourney this weekend, and have 2 people of color on the team.&nbsp; i have never been on such a racist trip.&nbsp; 1 of the guys (of color) is throwing around the n-word like it's <em>hot-fire. </em>i swear to god i have never heard the word sooooooooo much in my life. i started to get offended. seriously.&nbsp; </p><p>it's like going to the local aoh and hearing <strong>dirty mic </strong>every other word.<br /></p>

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[JPMNICK]

I went to football camp with a kid named semaj. its James spelled backward


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[monkeysweat]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>When
I was building the Mainstay Suits in Secacus off Rt. 3 there were some
black guys from the islands that gave OBVIOUSLY fake names. Us, Gus,
and Garfield come to mind right away. Yes, some guy actually wanted to
be recognized by the name Garfield.</p><br />Trust me. There are people from the islands named Garfield.<br />

[Mzap2]

<p>I once heard a girl call in to a radio station here in N.Y. and she gave her name as Fundiesha...</p><p>Also My son graduated high school with a girl named Shesheila and Talulopei.</p>

Gamer 4 Life

[JimBeam]

I'll tell you what I'm sure the guy who killed the white woman in The White Plains NY mall a few weeks back, who said he killed her because she was white, didnt lose any sleep over that so I'm not above getting some laughs on this topic.

I have balls !!!

[nickeye]

<p>In <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/006073132X/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-4937169-0935134#reader-link">Freakonomics</a>, by Steven Levitt, one of the many subjects discussed concerns possible reasons for African-Americans to choose such unique names for their kids. </p><p>A funny excerpt:</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"><p>Today, more than 40 percent of the black girls born in California in a given year receive a name that not one&nbsp;of the roughly 100,000 baby white girls received that year. Even more remarkably, nearly 30 percent of the black girls are given a name that is unique&nbsp;among every baby, white and black, born that year in California. (There were also 228 babies named Unique during the 1990s alone, and one each of Uneek, Uneque, and Uneqqee) </p></font>

<font color=black>This message was edited by nickeye on 7-25-05 @ 9:29 PM</font>

[erauqsxxo]

WILLIE WONKA MOVIE ABOUT KIDS AND CHOCOLATE NOT ONE AFRICAN AMERICAN KID IN THE MOVIE

[monkeysweat]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I'll
tell you what I'm sure the guy who killed the white woman in The White
Plains NY mall a few weeks back, who said he killed her because she was
white, didnt lose any sleep over that so I'm not above getting some
laughs on this topic.
I have balls !!!<br />I'm not offended by the topic, but your rationale is bullshit. Just thought you should know that.<br />

[BrooklynKat]

<div><font size="2">My sister went to school with a kid named Lord Akenaten.&nbsp;That's right, named after the 18th Dynasty pharaoh from Egypt. </font></div>

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