Death Metal Moe's new girlfriend [Archive]

Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 07:41 PM

<img title="She's very metal." height="587" alt="She's very metal." src="http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4261/chel3epa3cg.jpg" width="503" border="0" /> Moe - is this marriage material?

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 07:42 PM

Damn.  What the hell happened to her?

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 07:42 PM

Is that a diving accident?  Looks like swimming suit straps and a pool behind her.

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 07:43 PM

quote: Damn.  What the hell happened to her?  Diver.  Reverse Louganis.  Hit the board with her forehead instead of the back of her head.

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HBox

07-22-2005, 07:43 PM

I came in to this thread expecting to laugh, but now I just feel bad. 

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Fallon

07-22-2005, 07:43 PM

Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 07:44 PM

Damn, I really can't look at that picture for too long.  The expression on her face makes you feel so bad for her.  But to answer you question, yes.  It is hot.

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 07:44 PM

quote: I came in to this thread expecting to laugh, but now I just feel bad. She's ok.  I don't even think her nose is broken - just a gash on top of her nose.  So it's OK to laugh.

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Snoogans

07-22-2005, 07:44 PM

Ive tried some stupid shit on diving boards, and i suck at diving. I've still never done this 

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Fallon

07-22-2005, 07:45 PM

Moe, wouldn't you get board with her after a while? 

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 07:45 PM

The weird thing?  She looks EXACTLY like Starbuck in the season premiere of Battlestar Galactica. 

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HBox

07-22-2005, 07:46 PM

Bloody crying little girl........ I just can't
laugh, even though every evil fiber of my being is telling me to do
so. 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 07:46 PM

quote: <img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050722/capt.mtl20607221618.aquatics_worlds_diving_mtl206. jpg?x=380&y=264&sig=_pfoaTGjVt0uCjpt4sYU6w--" border="0" /> <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetNHL.jpg" border="0" />Now THAT is hot! 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 07:48 PM

Bloody crying little girl........ Don't talk dirty to me Mister.

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Snoogans

07-22-2005, 07:48 PM

Personally, I find Gymnastics mishaps alot funnier. Like that douche
who tried to vault and planted his chest right into the pummel
horse(sp). THAT was some funny shit 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 07:49 PM

<img height="236" src="http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper679/stills/8w94ch3d.jpg" width="275" border="0" />"She's all ready woozy.  Hit her with the Clorofirm!"

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 07:49 PM

quote: Personally, I find Gymnastics mishaps alot funnier. Like that douche who tried to vault and planted his chest right into the pummel horse(sp). THAT was some funny shit Or that Chinese chick who can't move from the neck down now... oh wait...  

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 07:50 PM

Caption time... "Brenda's first lesbian experience ends in unexpected tragedy."

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 07:50 PM

quote: <img title="She's very metal." height="587" alt="She's very metal." src="http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4261/chel3epa3cg.jpg" width="503" border="0" /> Moe - is this marriage material?<img src="http://img227.echo.cx/img227/2240/ollie11po.jpg" border="0" />I don't know what's hotter.  The look of panic or the bloody spit running out of the bottom of her mouth.  Just getting all jello-like and jiggly.HOT! 

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HBox

07-22-2005, 07:50 PM

[color=navy]The best sporting mishap ever: When the official
was impaled by a Javelin, but then still marked it.[/size] 

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Snoogans

07-22-2005, 07:52 PM

yea HBox, right in the arm, and then he turns, with the javelin in his arm, and tries to estimate where it would have landed 

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HBox

07-22-2005, 07:53 PM

I can't fucking look at that picture anymore!
Now everytime I do, the sound of a little girl crying enters my head,
and I can't get it to stop until I look away.(Cue hotness jokes) 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 07:54 PM

Yea, back on a serious note, that picture is horrible.  It caught her right in the middle of a really panic stricken, groggy moment of fear and it's disturbing to look at for any lenght of time.Was this recent?  I hope she's OK, any word on her?

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:00 PM

quote: Yea, back on a serious note, that picture is horrible.  It caught her right in the middle of a really panic stricken, groggy moment of fear and it's disturbing to look at for any lenght of time.Was this recent?  I hope she's OK, any word on her?10 stitches.  She's fine.  

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Dale

07-22-2005, 08:04 PM

A thread like this is one of the reasons people don't post here anymore. This is a very graphic picture and the thread should be locked. Morons.

Fallon

07-22-2005, 08:04 PM

She's fine.F-I-N-E. 

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newport king

07-22-2005, 08:05 PM

quote: The best sporting mishap ever  Clint Malarchuk damn near bleeding to death.<img height="450" src="http://stuff.ubersite.com/10838151369715345/1/Clint%20Malarchuk.jpg" width="378" border="0" /> video: http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=34861&type=1&page=2&fav=0<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:07 PM

quote: A thread like this is one of the reasons people don't post here anymore. This is a very graphic picture and the thread should be locked. Morons. It's a news event.  And we're joking about it like we do almost everything.  Thanks, Jr. Mod, but I'll let, oh I don't know, maybe Fallon decide that since he's a Mod who has been posting in here.

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HBox

07-22-2005, 08:08 PM

A thread like this is one of the reasons people don't post here
anymore. This is a very graphic picture and the thread should be
locked. Morons.Like since when? You've been here two weeks.And you'll win a lot of friends going around calling people morons. 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:09 PM

quote: A thread like this is one of the reasons people don't post here anymore. This is a very graphic picture and the thread should be locked. Morons. And the reason people don't post here anymore is because you touch yourself at night.

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:10 PM

Pffft.  Fuck that guy, I have much more important things to worry about than him.  Like how awful those pic are.  At least she's gonna be OK.  I mean something like that could kill you.  Jesus.

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Dale

07-22-2005, 08:18 PM

I've been reading the board for years, and I don't have to be logged on all the time like you, I have a life. And Moe, after seeing the title of this thread I was expecting your new love doll.

Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:19 PM

quote: I've been reading the board for years, and I don't have to be logged on all the time like you, I have a life. And Moe, after seeing the title of this thread I was expecting your new love doll. Hi Shaka.

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:21 PM

Dale, you're a fucking worthless, miserable poster, who starts threads with one sentence with no real thought.  Your responses are idiotic at best, and it's painfully obvious that you're a character or a banned member who came back to start some shit.That about cover the bases?

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mikeyboy

07-22-2005, 08:23 PM

Why are you insulting Moe?  He didn't start this thread. As for a lock, pah.  No lock bribe no lock.  Seriously, Matty probably should have put some warning on this thread for those easily skeeved by blood, but it probably would have killed his (ultimately not that funny) joke.  So in summary, hate on Matty, not Moe, if this pisses you off.  Everyone else does.

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:24 PM

quote: I've been reading the board for years, and I don't have to be logged on all the time like you, I have a life. And Moe, after seeing the title of this thread I was expecting your new love doll. You've been reading the board for years, but contributed nothing?  So you come in and read what a bunch of losers have to say without wanting to add in anyway?  Or at least criticize, hoping to turn our losing ways around?How are we the lifeless internet losers again?And why is it that people with zero comedic skills got back to the same lame fucking deal everytime like clockwork, or in Dale's case, Cockwork?"You're all losers!  Get a life, like me!  Get away from the keyboard!  I bang supermodels by the baker's dozen!"  Go the fuck away little man.

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mikeyboy

07-22-2005, 08:25 PM

quote: Dale, you're a fucking worthless, miserable poster, who starts threads with one sentence with no real thought.  Your responses are idiotic at best, and it's painfully obvious that you're a character or a banned member who came back to start some shit.That about cover the bases?Jesus, you really do go zero to sixty on attack mode, even if you actually haven't been really attacked.Try the fucking decaf. 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:25 PM

No no no.  Hate Tenbats when its appropriate.  This is not the time.

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:26 PM

Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:26 PM

quote: quote: Dale, you're a fucking worthless, miserable poster, who starts threads with one sentence with no real thought.  Your responses are idiotic at best, and it's painfully obvious that you're a character or a banned member who came back to start some shit.That about cover the bases?Jesus, you really do go zero to sixty on attack mode, even if you actually haven't been really attacked.Try the fucking decaf. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron & Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil <a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a> Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem Actually, Tenbats just upped his points with me about 20% with that one hate filled post.  Bravo.  I like it mostly because it's the truth. 

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:27 PM

quote: No no no.  Hate Tenbats when its appropriate.  This is not the time.  Just so I know, when IS the right time?

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mikeyboy

07-22-2005, 08:28 PM

This is all turning gay, isn't it?

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:28 PM

Why are you insulting Moe?  He didn't start this thread. He insulted me for the exact reason Tenbats said.  He is a banned poster come back to start shit.  Probably got banned during a fight with me.  Also, they think its easy to get me all pissed off so we can start a flame war.  Think again, douche bag.  

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07-22-2005, 08:30 PM

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:33 PM

quote: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/45928/currentpage/IsntHeHandsome.org" target="_blank">IStillWantMattysFreeXMRadio.com</a>  NotUnlessYouLookLikeEveLawrence.com

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:34 PM

awww shucks....tv

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:35 PM

And just in case: <a href="http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence">http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence</a> <- INCREDIBLY NSFW.

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:36 PM

quote: quote: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/45928/currentpage/IsntHeHandsome.org" target="_blank">IStillWantMattysFreeXMRadio.com</a>  NotUnlessYouLookLikeEveLawrence.com <img src="http://img227.echo.cx/img227/2240/ollie11po.jpg" border="0" />How about if I can get myself looking close to Martin Lawrence?<img height="291" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/988/000025913/martin2-75.jpg" width="269" border="0" />BLACK FIST!!!! 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:37 PM

quote: And just in case: <a href="http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence">http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence</a> <- INCREDIBLY NSFW.<img src="http://img227.echo.cx/img227/2240/ollie11po.jpg" border="0" />Yea, I'd give her the radio too. 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:38 PM

And where did Dale go?  I was expecting some more "Kick Dale Around" fun.  He gave up already?

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:39 PM

quote: quote: And just in case: <a href="http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence">http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence</a> <- INCREDIBLY NSFW.Yea, I'd give her the radio too.  I'd give her more than the radio.  Her womb would be incredibly tainted with my DNA  

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:39 PM

Oh wait, he went back to his scary important life. My bad.  Better settle in for a long night of internet porn, cause I'll never get a lady!  Or at least a lady like Dale gets!  WOO HOO!!!

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:40 PM

quote: quote: quote: And just in case: <a href="http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence">http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence</a> <- INCREDIBLY NSFW.Yea, I'd give her the radio too.  I'd give her more than the radio.  Her womb would be incredibly tainted with my DNA  <img src="http://img227.echo.cx/img227/2240/ollie11po.jpg" border="0" />Anything your Alien Demon DNA touches is tainted. 

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:41 PM

quote:  My bad.  Better settle in for a long night of internet porn, cause I'll never get a lady!   Well, you can start with Eve Lawrence!(Who, BTW, has now beaten Summer Cummings as my favorite porn-star.  She is an incredibly, nasty whore.  And she's from Maryland.  Wonder if she's a Ron and Fez fan.  If so, hi there!)  

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2005, 08:42 PM

And if so, please don't EVER go in the studio while they're on air.  Porn stars have NOTHING to say.

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 08:44 PM

Actually, Moe, try to catch up.  Friday (who is ANOTHER one of my favorite porn stars) broke thar rule.Friday goes by the moniker "Linda Friday" sometimes.  No relation.  But if she was, there'd be a case for incest.

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mikeyboy

07-22-2005, 08:51 PM

quote: quote: quote: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/45928/currentpage/IsntHeHandsome.org" target="_blank">IStillWantMattysFreeXMRadio.com</a>  NotUnlessYouLookLikeEveLawrence.com How about if I can get myself looking close to Martin Lawrence?<img height="291" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/988/000025913/martin2-75.jpg" width="269" border="0" />Just wanted to acknowledge that we kinda bumped heads going for more or less the same joke, but while we're at it, you know the drill -- Nazis, parents at gunpoint -- Martin Lawrence or Lawrence Taylor? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron & Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil <a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a> Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

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ADF

07-22-2005, 08:54 PM

looks to me like martin is doing the international blowjob hand signal 

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Snoogans

07-22-2005, 09:40 PM

That about cover the bases? I thought Bronson Arroyo already did that? 

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Tenbatsuzen

07-22-2005, 09:49 PM

quote:  quote: That about cover the bases?   I thought Bronson Arroyo already did that?  I actually hate Arroyo less because he took the cornrows out, but now I hate him more because he looks like Scott Stapp.

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Snoogans

07-22-2005, 09:51 PM

last i checked, Stapp didnt have blond hair.And Bronson sings better 

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Justice4all

07-22-2005, 10:06 PM

quote: And just in case: <a href="http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence">http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence</a> <- INCREDIBLY NSFW.Holy shit I am in love. I would slaughter my whole family with a rusty chainsaw for her!Thanks Tens! Oh yea...and Moe you better jump on that chick or this guy will................ <img src="http://andrewwk.free.fr/images/nez_en_sang.jpg" border="0" /> 

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RonMexico

07-22-2005, 10:09 PM

for some reason, i dont find that chick so hot. I mean, dont get me
wrong, the usual, but something about her i dont know. I could look at
her and if i didnt want to, i probably wouldnt think about anything
sexual. She is just decent for most of the nude women i see on here, plus I gave her herpes 

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Reephdweller

07-23-2005, 04:56 AM

Hmmmm yeah, that's definitely Moe's chick...<img src="http://www.osirusonline.com/moegirl.jpg" border="0" />That's Moe's bacon bitch, get yer own!!

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Death Metal Moe

07-23-2005, 05:23 AM

Reefdwella is the best.  That's fucking hysterical.

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DJEvelEd

07-23-2005, 05:45 AM

Why is OK to show death, pain, and bodily fluids like blood but a nipple is BAD???  MORONS!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

07-23-2005, 05:47 AM

How about some bloody nipples?

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Bulldogcakes

07-23-2005, 06:29 AM

<img width="333" height="333" border="0" src="http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4261/chel3epa3cg.jpg" /> 



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Death Metal Moe

07-23-2005, 06:33 AM

Dude, what was that about? 

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Bulldogcakes

07-23-2005, 06:37 AM

Nothing.
Just when I heard "girlfriend" I thought about her for
some reason. Sorry if I stepped on some toes. Dumb post. Even as
I'm typing I said to myself "Where am I going w/this?" 


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Death Metal Moe

07-23-2005, 03:00 PM

I don't mind you posting my bandmate's picture, I just wasn't sure what the joke was.  I wasn't yelling at you, I just wanted you to explain.

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fiestygal

07-23-2005, 09:43 PM

ths happened to that girls face because she was late with dinner and his clothes weren't fold in the manner in which he likes them

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07-24-2005, 05:05 AM

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07-24-2005, 05:10 AM

And just out of curiosity, I know that there is clorine in a pool, but when someone bleeds in a pool, is there any chance HIV or whatever can live long enough to infect someone else?  But then again, I guess people are pissing in pools all the time too.. Its why I avoid pools. Ewwwwww

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Bulldogcakes

07-24-2005, 05:34 AM

quote: <img width="333" height="333" border="0" src="http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4261/chel3epa3cg.jpg" /> 



 
 Not
only did Moe beat his girlfriend to a bloody mess, he then grabbed her
by the throat and began choking her, saying " HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE
TO TELL YOU!! WATCH THE FUCKIN TEETH WHEN YOU BLOW ME!!" 


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Death Metal Moe

07-24-2005, 06:25 AM

OK Bulldogcakes.  I mind you suggesting I beat women WAY more than you putting my band member's pic in a thread.

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fezident

07-24-2005, 09:23 AM

So..did that Hockey player who got his throat slit somehow manage to live or, did he die from that injury?I'm not a sports guy (understatement of the century) and I can't click that video link right now.

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mikeyboy

07-24-2005, 09:29 AM

quote: So..did that Hockey player who got his throat slit somehow manage to live or, did he die from that injury?I'm not a sports guy (understatement of the century) and I can't click that video link right now.If it's the same injury I'm thinking about, the guy was fine.  It looked worse than it was. 

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Snoogans

07-24-2005, 09:34 AM

can anyone find the video of when mike mullberry went into the crowd and beat the fan with his own shoe 

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Fallon

07-24-2005, 11:16 AM

quote:So..did that Hockey player who got his throat slit somehow manage to live or, did he die from that injury?I'm not a sports guy (understatement of the century) and I can't click that video link right now. 

"Jam out with your clam out" <a href="http://www.cynicor.com/Hockey/Malarchuk.jpg" target="_blank">Graphic pic</a> of the accident. 

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07-24-2005, 11:18 AM

Bulldogcakes

07-24-2005, 04:41 PM

quote:<img width="379" height="264" border="0" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050722/capt.mtl20607221618.aquatics_worlds_diving_mtl206. jpg?x=380&y=264&sig=_pfoaTGjVt0uCjpt4sYU6w--" />Call me a bad person, but I really dont care what's goin on with her face. I'm busy with that sweet little ass. "Whats that honey? You're bleeding profusely? OK, just give another minute and I'll be done with you." 


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DJEvelEd

07-24-2005, 07:25 PM

quote: quote: <img height="264" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050722/capt.mtl20607221618.aquatics_worlds_diving_mtl206. jpg?x=380&y=264&sig=_pfoaTGjVt0uCjpt4sYU6w--" width="379" border="0" />How cool would it be if she started her dive in this position? REALLY FUCKIN COOL LET ME TELL YA MAN!!!!!!   

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Tenbatsuzen

07-24-2005, 08:37 PM

quote: quote: So..did that Hockey player who got his throat slit somehow manage to live or, did he die from that injury?I'm not a sports guy (understatement of the century) and I can't click that video link right now.If it's the same injury I'm thinking about, the guy was fine.  It looked worse than it was.   Slightly inaccurate.  If you mean by "fine" that he lived, then yes, he's fine.  However, he was never the same goalie when he came back.  The accident shook up his confidence and got in his head.  Pretty much was a slow-burn career ending injury. 

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07-25-2005, 07:02 AM

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ChickenHawk

07-25-2005, 08:55 PM

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Snoogans

07-25-2005, 08:59 PM

what a hack 

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ChickenHawk

07-25-2005, 09:02 PM

I'm sorry, it was just too easy.

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Snoogans

07-25-2005, 09:05 PM

i just cant take this OWNED shit anymore. Ive seen it 9 million times
on here, and nowing everywhere else, cant you think, of a different
thing everytime, like crushed or slayed and keep changing it, im gonna
have nightmares about fuckin OWNED 

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ChickenHawk

07-25-2005, 09:09 PM

CRUSHED?! SLAYED?! I think you're missing the point though... "OWNED" isn't funny because it's clever or witty, it's just retarded. It's funny cuz it's retarded.

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Snoogans

07-25-2005, 09:44 PM

they are all retarded, i just cant be reading the same joke 9 times a day 

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ChickenHawk

07-25-2005, 10:09 PM

Then stop spending all day on message boards. OOHHHHHH!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.starman417.com/Owned%20Baby.jpg">

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08-01-2005, 05:30 PM

quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left">quote: And just in case:ÿ<a href="http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence">http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Eve%20Laurence</a>ÿ<- INCREDIBLY NSFW.Holy shit I am in love. I would slaughter my whole family with a rusty chainsaw for her!<img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif' border=0>
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08-01-2005, 05:41 PM

quote: Then stop spending all day on message boards. OOHHHHHH!!! <img src="http://www.starman417.com/Owned%20Baby.jpg" border="0" />  Now that's fucking funny!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> 

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Tall_James

08-01-2005, 05:56 PM

<a href="http://www.funlol.com/funpages/diving-accident.html" target="_self">The video of the mishap.  If you look closely, you can see sharks in the upper right hand corner of the frame realizing there is blood in the water.</a>Diver goes in the water.  Blood goes in the water.  Sharks in the water.Farewell and adieu to you fair blondhaired diver.

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08-01-2005, 06:00 PM

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