SpicyMcHaggis
07-23-2005, 01:15 PM
<p>The bWo vs. The Mexicools:</p><p>I loved the promo Stevie gave on
WWE.com. This match may actually be more entertaining than people
think. Here's hoping that Vince at leasts let them do some of the
stuff they'd like to do in the ring rather than wrestle WWE style.
Meanine misses the moonsault and is then given the 450 by Juventud, and
they cheat to win because they Mexi-can.</p><p> </p><p>Christian vs. Booker T:</p><p>Great
to see how much of a star Christian has become since his jump to SD.
Booker gets the win, Sharmell gets a slap in, and Christian is back to
where he started.</p><p> </p><p>TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP- MNM vs. Animal/Heidenreich</p><p>We
all know the purpose of this match is to promote the DVD. Animal
and Heidenreich will do some L.O.D. moves, but Melina will distract Big
Bad John as Animal gets his picture taken for the "Legends who are now
Jobbers" photo book with the Snapshot from MNM.</p><p> </p><p>Melina vs. Torrie Wilson w/Candice Michelle as special guest referee (Bra and Panties Match):</p><p>It's
always said that everytime there's a bra and panties match, "the fans
are the true winners." We've seen these women scantilly dressed
already and two of them have posed for Playboy. Melina pisses off
Candice and she and Torrie double team Melina, letting Torrie get the
win, and then we forget about them.</p><p> </p><p>Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio:</p><p>The sixth encounter between these two which can go in two directions...</p><p>1. Eddie wins and tells the secret publically on the PPV</p><p>2. Rey wins, Eddie tells the kid on Smackdown anyways the following week.</p><p> </p><p>Muhammad Hassan vs. Undertaker (Number One Contender's Match)</p><p>With
all the outcry over Hassan and UPN not wanting him on programming
anymore, Hassan will lose, Undertaker will win, later to be challenged
by Randy Orton for that number one contender spot and perhaps resulting
in a one on one match for the title at SummerSlam after he causes
Undertaker to lose to Batista on Smackdown. </p><p> </p><p>UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP- Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit</p><p>Benoit
will win the title, plain and simple. Jordan perhaps may turn
face after JBL berates him and then decide he doesn't need his help and
wants to do this on his own. After Jordan loses, Benoit and
Jordan shake hands.</p><p> </p><p>WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP- Batista vs. JBL</p><p>The
hype for this match is actually pretty damn good, and from what I hear,
their practice matches at house shows have been excellent. Let's
hope these two can pull through. JBL has actually turned me
around and made me somewhat of a believer that he's qualified to be a
main eventer. Batista will win this match after JBL tries every
trick in the book.</p><p> </p><p>This is what I wish would happen
afterwards. When Batista raises his hand in victory with the
title in hand, a returning Brock Lesnar comes back and the two come
face to face to close the show. Leading into SummerSlam, Lesnar
continues to stalk and play mind games with Batista, finally striking
at Summerslam.<br />
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WWE.com. This match may actually be more entertaining than people
think. Here's hoping that Vince at leasts let them do some of the
stuff they'd like to do in the ring rather than wrestle WWE style.
Meanine misses the moonsault and is then given the 450 by Juventud, and
they cheat to win because they Mexi-can.</p><p> </p><p>Christian vs. Booker T:</p><p>Great
to see how much of a star Christian has become since his jump to SD.
Booker gets the win, Sharmell gets a slap in, and Christian is back to
where he started.</p><p> </p><p>TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP- MNM vs. Animal/Heidenreich</p><p>We
all know the purpose of this match is to promote the DVD. Animal
and Heidenreich will do some L.O.D. moves, but Melina will distract Big
Bad John as Animal gets his picture taken for the "Legends who are now
Jobbers" photo book with the Snapshot from MNM.</p><p> </p><p>Melina vs. Torrie Wilson w/Candice Michelle as special guest referee (Bra and Panties Match):</p><p>It's
always said that everytime there's a bra and panties match, "the fans
are the true winners." We've seen these women scantilly dressed
already and two of them have posed for Playboy. Melina pisses off
Candice and she and Torrie double team Melina, letting Torrie get the
win, and then we forget about them.</p><p> </p><p>Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio:</p><p>The sixth encounter between these two which can go in two directions...</p><p>1. Eddie wins and tells the secret publically on the PPV</p><p>2. Rey wins, Eddie tells the kid on Smackdown anyways the following week.</p><p> </p><p>Muhammad Hassan vs. Undertaker (Number One Contender's Match)</p><p>With
all the outcry over Hassan and UPN not wanting him on programming
anymore, Hassan will lose, Undertaker will win, later to be challenged
by Randy Orton for that number one contender spot and perhaps resulting
in a one on one match for the title at SummerSlam after he causes
Undertaker to lose to Batista on Smackdown. </p><p> </p><p>UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP- Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit</p><p>Benoit
will win the title, plain and simple. Jordan perhaps may turn
face after JBL berates him and then decide he doesn't need his help and
wants to do this on his own. After Jordan loses, Benoit and
Jordan shake hands.</p><p> </p><p>WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP- Batista vs. JBL</p><p>The
hype for this match is actually pretty damn good, and from what I hear,
their practice matches at house shows have been excellent. Let's
hope these two can pull through. JBL has actually turned me
around and made me somewhat of a believer that he's qualified to be a
main eventer. Batista will win this match after JBL tries every
trick in the book.</p><p> </p><p>This is what I wish would happen
afterwards. When Batista raises his hand in victory with the
title in hand, a returning Brock Lesnar comes back and the two come
face to face to close the show. Leading into SummerSlam, Lesnar
continues to stalk and play mind games with Batista, finally striking
at Summerslam.<br />
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