HOT REDNECK ACTION!!!

[PapaBear]

<p>Sorry it's not porn. So I went to the fair tonight, and I thought you &quot;city folk&quot; might like to see what us &quot;country folk&quot; do for fun.&nbsp; Such as... </p><p><strong><font size="6">DEMOLITION DERBY!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="1" /></strong></p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/DSCN0391copy2.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/DSCN0395copy2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/DSCN0427crop2.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp; <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/DSCN0444copy2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>The chick in the pink wagon won this heat, but just after it ended her radiator blew. She got out ok, though.</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/DSCN0454copy2.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/DSCN0455crop2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/DSCN0447copy2.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/DSCN0387copy2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Don't you just love the one on the upper left at the top?&nbsp; His Rebel flag says &quot;redneck&quot; in the middle of it!!!</p>

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[mikeyboy]

<p>The chick in the pink wagon won this heat, but just after it ended her radiator blew. She got out ok, though.</p><p>God damn Malachi brothers.</p>

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[WhistlePig]

The "Great Frederick Fair" here in my town hosted a demolition derby back in 93 and allowed a car decorated with KKK stuff to enter--and it won!!
Talk about Rednecks!


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[PapaBear]

By the way... there were at least 4 or 5 women in this thing, and they all did very well.&nbsp; That despite the fact that they were automatic targets to the men.

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[El Mudo]

<p><font size="1">The &quot;Great Frederick Fair&quot; here in my town hosted a demolition derby back in 93 and allowed a car decorated with KKK stuff to enter--and it won!! Talk about Rednecks! </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>From what i've heard recently, Frederick is &quot;Fredneck&quot; no more and all the 'necks are gone...</p><p>I think they all got pushed out by the yuppies and moved to Boonsboro....</p>

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[Furtherman]

<p>I would love to see a demolition derby.</p><p>One of the greatest things I saw on ESPN2 was a demolition derby with School Buses.&nbsp; The kids in the crowd were going nuts.</p>

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[Tall_James]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>The chick in the pink wagon won this heat, but just after it ended her radiator blew. She got out ok, though. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>God damn Malachi brothers.</p><p><font size="7">CRUNCH !!!</font></p><br />

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[torker]

<p>Smash Up Derby rules!</p><p><img height="114" src="http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/toycom13212.jpg" width="211" border="0" /></p>

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[PapaBear]

NOW WITH VIDEO!!!

Well... I have all three of my kids with me, and they wanted to go to the "SMASH 'EM UP DERBY" again. I didn't even think to take video, but my daughter shot a little with her camera.

TWO AND HALF MINUTES. ABOUT 50 SECONDS IN, THE PURPLE CAR BURSTS INTO FLAMES!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HwkdVpHbT5I)
(The chick driving, jumped out pretty damn quick)

THREE MINUTES. NO FIRE, BUT PLENTY OF SMOKE AND STEAM (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBGkXqpyyUc)


Looks like this girl needed to blow off a little steam...
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I didn't hold out much hope for the little silver Buick Regal, but despite the completely caved in rear end, he qualified for the finals. Good thing he had front wheel drive...
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The guy with the pizza delivery car topper was looking good, but he ended up getting knocked onto one of the barriers, and disabled. Good thing. He works for my store's competition...
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