What Was The Best Death In "The Devil's Rejects"?

[DJEvelEd]

<p>*SPOILER ALERT - DO NOT READ THE 10 CHOICES IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE!!!*


What a GREAT fuckin movie! I saw it twice AND bought the bootleg! I thought it was fucking hysterical and my favorite death was *SPOILER* <font color="#ffffff">Wendy Banjo who ran out of the motel with her boyfriends face stuck on hers like a mask. She ran into the road and got TOTALLY FUCKING SMASHED by a big ass truck. There was fuckin bodyparts all over!!! What a fuckin MESS!!! </font>I also liked *SPOILER* <font color=White> Terry from Three's Company getting naked and Otis sticking the gun in her pussy and making her suck his dirty dick!</font></p><p>ÿWHEW!!! What a ride! ROB ZOMBIE FUCKIN ROCKS!!!!</p>
This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-1-05 @ 4:54 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

I wanna see this one.&nbsp; The critics seemed to have hated it, but my friend Grim Sanity said it was a really good movie.&nbsp; And I trust his judgement on horror movies.

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[JimBeam]

<p>The first one was kinda cool but kinda lame at the same time.</p><p>Some parts of it were really good and made me think of the late 70's early 80's horror but some of it was corny/cheesey and not in that corny cheesy 70s/80s kinda way.</p><p>Now that I think about this, after just replying to an Entourage thread, a guy that was in Entourage last night was one of the kids killed in 1000 Corpses.</p>

I have balls !!!

[DJEvelEd]

<p><img height="330" src="http://www.escapefromwatchtower.com/capt.-spaulding-1.jpg" width="210" border="0" /></p><p><strong>Spaulding: </strong>Tutti Fuckin Fruity. TUTTI FUCKIN FRUITY! <strong><font size="3">TUTTI FUCKIN FRUITY!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="3" /></strong></p><p><strong><font size="3">FYI: This flick blows away 1000 Corpses.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="3" /></strong></p><p><strong><font size="3" /></strong></p><p><strong><font size="3" /></strong></p><strong><font size="3" /></strong><font size="3"><strong><font size="3" /></strong><font size="3"><p><font size="1" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /></p></font></font>

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-1-05 @ 12:41 PM</font>

[JimBeam]

<p>When I saw him in 1000 Corpses I hadnt seen that actor in years.</p><p>Last thing I remember seeing him in was an episode of The A-Team.</p>

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[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I thought that Charlie got hacked with an ax. Oh well, I'm going to see
it again this afternoon, I'll have to pay better attention<br />


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[DJEvelEd]

<p>I'll check on that......</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hold on.......</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yup, you're right, axe to the chest!!! I'll fix it right away sir!</p>

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[TheMojoPin]

<p><strong><font size="1">What Was The Best Death In &quot;The Devil's Rejects&quot;?</font></strong></p><p>Rob Zombie's filmmaking career!&nbsp; ARF-ARF-ARF!!!</p>

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[DJEvelEd]

<font color="#000000">I think you're right. He blew his load on this film because *SPOILER* he killed off all the cool&nbsp;characters except for Tiny so what's left, a prequel?</font>

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[WhiteHonkyDevil]

<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>I'll check on that......</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>hold on.......</p><p> </p><p>yup, you're right, axe to the chest!!! I'll fix it right away sir!</p>

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<p> </p><p> </p><p>Oh,
don't get me wrong, I wasn't trying to be a dick or anything, I just
thought maybe I had seen it wrong....I was rather drunk at the
time </p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by WhiteHonkyDevil on 8-1-05 @ 6:12 PM</font>

[DJEvelEd]

I also was quite stoned! Did&nbsp;Charlie die?&nbsp;That was a pretty nasty cut into his chest.

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[WhiteHonkyDevil]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I also was quite stoned! Did Charlie die? That was a pretty nasty cut into his chest. <br />
<br />Yeah, he got hacked once, just under the neck, and when he fell, Wydell hacked him once or twice more, before moving on<br />


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[JimBeam]

<p>I was very disappointed in this movie.</p><p>Watched it the other day finally and it blew.</p><p>RZ was such a sellout with that ending</p><p>He lifted it from Thelma &amp; Louise</p><p>Yeah he's such a ground breaking director.</p><p>He should be ashamed of that load of crap.</p><p>The cast was good though.</p>

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[stinkbud]

Voted for the free bird ending just because it was the best use of ANY skynrd song in a motion picture ever!!!<br />

[Mike Teacher]

<p>the 'Thelma and Louise' ending has been done many times before; sans car [Butch Cassidy...] or with car [Vanishing Point, for one], but I agree it's cliched, but I think RZ was going for the cliche in much of his stuff.</p><p>Yes it's cheezy and yes they use Freebird, a song I thought I would never want to hear again, but it does fit in well with the ending. Hey peeps usually love or loathe horror in general, the whole genre is one big cliche, but fuck it, I think RZ nailed it pretty good with Devil's Rejects, total guilty pleasure movie, and 10 times better then Corpses. And for me, a better way to spend a couple of hours then the pieces of shit being released by the big studios.</p><p>The 'making of' docu is awesome, not some shitty 10 minute thing; it's longer then the movie and shows an almost scene-by-scene dissection of the film, casting, and all the shit one has to deal with to get even a 'low-budget' film from brain to screen.</p><p>If nothing else, you got three great characters, Otis, Baby, and Capt. Spaulding is just so over the top that he steals just about every scene he is in.</p><p>In my opinion, another must-see = Shaun of the Dead. One of the best in a long long time; skewers the genre to death.</p><p>=</p><p>It took me the second vieweing to notice that was Priscilla Barnes from 3s Company, PJ Soles from Halloween/Rock and Roll High School, and I'm pretty sure the hooker who dreams up the 'Star Wars/Princess Leia' idea is the chick who played 'Dotty' in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.</p>

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