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R&frStrange
08-03-2005, 06:31 AM
<p>&nbsp; I just wanted to thank the responsible party, wether it is JFK or R&amp;F themselves.&nbsp; Now maybe there is room to add some REAL humor to the line-up again.&nbsp; Ever since the Junkies left that slot it has been like a train wreck listening to JFK in the evenings.&nbsp; Can someone please explain their humor?&nbsp; I listened on and off for months &quot;hoping&quot; I could get it and enjoy them.&nbsp; I was definitely mistaken.&nbsp; One sounds like he was kicked in the @#$@ and it permanently raised his voice.&nbsp; This has to be a falsetto voice, what purpose does it serve?&nbsp; I found O&amp;A extremely funny and was sad they were forced out, but this is AWESOME............</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; Good luck to them........&nbsp; they will need it now that they want people to pay for them,.......LOL, yeah right</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

Doctor Manhattan
08-03-2005, 06:35 AM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">Edit: I totally read your post wrong.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Well, Ron and Fez are gone and you see what is in there place. Is it better?</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">I'm going to have to call &quot;shenanigans&quot; on your post: You listen to a show for months (&quot;on and off&quot; or not)&nbsp;and then post on their fan site AFTER they leave the station? Why would someone do that unless they wanted to shake things up.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">The sports junkies are back at WJFK (this is why I read the post wrong) but they still talk over each other and are impossible for me to listen to.</font></p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

<font color=black>This message was edited by SKW on 8-3-05 @ 10:42 AM</font>

Furtherman
08-03-2005, 06:36 AM
Just go out and get yourself a sense of humor and you'll be fine.

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Knowledged_one
08-03-2005, 06:46 AM
<p>I off and on read you post over the last 2 minutes and to you sir i say</p><p><img src="http://www.matusic.com/valley_girl.gif" border="0" /></p><img src="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/celticssig.jpg" border="0" /> Internet Tough Guy #1 - Just look at my e-muscles

<font color=black>This message was edited by Knowledged_one on 8-3-05 @ 10:46 AM</font>

HBox
08-03-2005, 06:47 AM
Wow. Look at me! I didn't like a radio show, so I searched out
their fan site and posted how much I hate them! But I'm not an
attention-seeking troll, the scourge of the internet, a person who if
all of their kind suddenly died, spontaneous parades of excitement and
celebration would break out all over the globe!<br />


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Dirtybird12
08-03-2005, 07:06 AM
<p>Ron and Fez were the funniest show on WJFK if ya ask me.</p><p>I still think WJFK is one of the best stations in the country. </p><p>They have class and dignity.&nbsp; I think some of the best shows on FM Radio are on wjfk.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>there.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now can I have a weekend show ?</p>

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R&frStrange
08-03-2005, 07:14 AM
I guess you have proven my point.&nbsp; Not one of you &quot;BIG ASS&quot; followers have tried to explain their humor because there is NONE.&nbsp; I said I tried to give them a chance and was in the process of it when they disappeared, so that is why I came on now.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can they possibly think people will pay for their lack of humor and a voice that sounds higher than a 2 yr olds voice.&nbsp; Good Luck but they will be back to free radio before you know it.&nbsp;&nbsp; And dont tell me it is because I dont want to pay, because I have XM.

Knowledged_one
08-03-2005, 07:16 AM
Easy to criticize from the sidelines huh

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Tall_James
08-03-2005, 07:17 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I guess you have proven my point.&nbsp; Not one of you &quot;BIG ASS&quot; followers have tried to explain their humor because there is NONE.&nbsp; I said I tried to give them a chance and was in the process of it when they disappeared, so that is why I came on now.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can they possibly think people will pay for their lack of humor and a voice that sounds higher than a 2 yr olds voice.&nbsp; Good Luck but they will be back to free radio before you know it.&nbsp;&nbsp; And dont tell me it is because I dont want to pay, because I have XM. <p><br />You are entitled to your opinion.&nbsp; We are entitled to disagree with you.</p><p>Have a nice day. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

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R&frStrange
08-03-2005, 07:18 AM
<p>I agree Circus, Lets see, on weekends we have Vitamins/Health ,Beer show Balding Show ,&nbsp; &amp; Auto Show</p><p>What gives?</p>

Dirtybird12
08-03-2005, 07:25 AM
<p>If the Ron and Fez show's humor needs to be explained to you, - you will just never get it.</p><p>You must be too smart to get it<em> Donkey</em> - HAHAHA i just called you an animal!!! lol. </p><a href="http://www.live365.com/stations/ufo_radio?play/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/headline.jpg" border="0" /></a> Mr. Grey, - do the fake thing. Bring the Sat Nite circus to WJFK!

<font color=black>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 8-3-05 @ 7:40 PM</font>

Doctor Manhattan
08-03-2005, 07:31 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I guess you have proven my point.&nbsp; Not one of you &quot;BIG ASS&quot; followers have tried to explain their humor because there is NONE...dont tell me it is because I dont want to pay, because I have XM. <p><font color="#990000" size="2">You proved&nbsp;your point? Your original post said you didn't like Ron and Fez. You don't need to have that proven. If you don't like it, that's fine with us. It's not changing the fact that we like it. There is no show (Radio or TV) that EVERYONE likes.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">If you have XM, then you have plenty of other channels to listen to. &quot;Channel blocking is available&quot;</font></p><blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px"><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"><blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px"><p>&nbsp;</p>How can they possibly think people will pay for their lack of humor and a voice that sounds higher than a 2 yr olds voice.&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p>[/quote]</font>[/quote]<p><font color="#990000" size="2">You have XM, so technically you are paying for the Ron and Fez show. Thanks for your support!</font></p><p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a> </p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by SKW on 8-3-05 @ 11:50 AM</font>

DJEvelEd
08-03-2005, 07:38 AM
<p>Wow I never really thought of it that way before. You're RIGHT <strong><font size="1">R&amp;frStrange</font></strong>!!! Ron &amp; Fez REALLY STINK!!! They are NOT funny!!! I just never realized it before. Thanks man!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-3-05 @ 11:41 AM</font>

Mr Self Destruct
08-03-2005, 07:46 AM
Why are you posting on a Ron and Fez board? Why would you go out of your way to find out why they are funny if you didn't care for them?

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torker
08-03-2005, 09:49 AM
<p><font size="1">Not one of you &quot;BIG ASS&quot; followers have tried to explain their humor because there is NONE</font></p><p>You are correct.&nbsp; There is no explanation.&nbsp; They are just funny.&nbsp; </p><p>Welcome aboard!</p>

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Recyclerz
08-03-2005, 10:46 AM
<p><font size="1">I guess you have proven my point.&nbsp; Not one of you &quot;BIG ASS&quot; followers have tried to explain their humor because there is NONE.&nbsp;</font></p><p>Ah, Mr. Strange. You couldn't be more mistaken.&nbsp; As you can see from the following equation</p><p><img height="198" src="http://plus.maths.org/issue18/features/hawking/images/formula.gif" width="313" border="0" /></p><p>wherein A = clever use of language; k = subversion of social norms; c = whimsy; h = arcane trivia and G = good-natured savaging of interns/producers so listeners can feel&nbsp;better about themselves, then s equals FUNNY to a confidence level of 99.99%</p><p>And that, as they say, is that.</p>

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Knowledged_one
08-03-2005, 10:49 AM
<p>You are right the whimsy is the real key in the situation.&nbsp; Without the whimsy what do you have thats right Peter Rosenberg</p>

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ChickenHawk
08-03-2005, 11:04 AM
I came here expecting to have an age-old question finally answered, and this is what I get?

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UnknownPD
08-03-2005, 11:10 AM
<p><font size="1">Not one of you &quot;BIG ASS&quot; followers have tried to explain their humor because there is NONE</font></p><p>Actually no one explained it because we don't want you to get it. I'll tell you this much..ASS...stands for All Secret Society...so, we're not even allowed to tell</p>

ChickenHawk
08-03-2005, 11:12 AM
Good humor doesn't NEED to be explained! When was the last time someone had to EXPLAIN something that's funny?

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Knowledged_one
08-03-2005, 11:16 AM
Howard Stern this morning?

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Furtherman
08-03-2005, 11:17 AM
<p>If there was a god, Ron &amp; Fez would have build the Comedy&nbsp;Pyramid Of Babel.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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08-03-2005, 11:31 AM
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PapaBear
08-03-2005, 01:05 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how someone can <em>explain</em> humor. Just as an experiment... can someone please explain <em>any </em>comedian's humor for me?

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Furtherman
08-03-2005, 01:13 PM
<p>&quot;...<font size="1">can someone please explain <em>any </em>comedian's humor for me?&quot;</font></p><p><font size="1" /></p><p>Well, if you have a noun, like <em>television</em>, and it comes after a verb, like <em>watch</em>, you can flip it around but add &quot;In Soviet Russia&quot; to the beginning of the sentence and then add &quot;you!&quot; to the end.&nbsp; Edit for grammar, then... <em>wa-la!&nbsp; </em>You've got humor.&nbsp; </p><p>Try these:</p><p>Catching fish</p><p>Fixing Votes</p><p>Flushing toilet</p>

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Tenbatsuzen
08-03-2005, 01:24 PM
<p>I can imagine the PM from Mikeyboy now:</p><p>&quot;Tenbats, I warned you about attacking other users.&nbsp; Enjoy the month off.&quot;</p>

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SatCam
08-03-2005, 04:00 PM
Tenbats hates you, R&amp;frStrange.

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Tenbatsuzen
08-03-2005, 04:25 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Tenbats hates you, R&amp;frStrange.&nbsp; <font color="#ff0000">[ X ]</font><font color="#ffffff"> <p><br /><font color="#000000">Put it this way, I'm listening to a LOT of culture club.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4861/nortonsig3bo.gif">http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4861/nortonsig3bo.gif</a></p></font>

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