The First RonFez.Net Baby is here! [Archive]

FMJeff

08-04-2005, 09:24 PM

Congratulations to IrishAlkey and Silera on the birth of thier healthy baby boy, Collin Ryan Mussell. 6 lbs, 6 oz...which coincidentally enough is the exact weight of Alkey's penis. We wish you both the best. <img src="http://ronfez.net/imagestorage/lovechild.jpg" border="0" />

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It made my heart sing.

PapaBear

08-04-2005, 09:31 PM

Why do so many baby pictures look like they're praying? I may need to re-think my agnostic tendancies.CONGRATS, ALKEY & SILERA!!!!

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spoon

08-04-2005, 09:34 PM

Congrats to the poker duo that share winnings bc, and I quote "we fuck"!  Glad to hear everything went well and thanks for passing on the big news.  I bet he cries less than Snoogans!

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ChickenHawk

08-04-2005, 09:37 PM

The SECOND Ronfez.net baby... Furie just announced his fine young spud a few days ago. But congratulations guys... I guess someone is no longer a MILF In Training.

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Contra

08-04-2005, 09:45 PM

To follow that yes, Silera welcome to MILFhood.

Alkey you silly bastard, you've gone and done it now!

Congrats, I'm glad everything is good.

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monsterone

08-04-2005, 09:48 PM

so beautiful.  you are blessed by this gift.

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mikeyboy

08-04-2005, 11:07 PM

Congratulations Alkey and Silera!  I'm very happy for both of you.   I thought French Bread Pizza had the first rf.net baby.

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A.J.

08-04-2005, 11:10 PM

Congrats guys!

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silera

08-05-2005, 03:29 AM

Thank you all.Unusual as it might be, Jeff is correct on this one.  French Bread had a half breed RF.net baby as the Daddy was not a board member.Our little McSpic was born on July 29, 2005, exactly ONE day earlier than Furie & Zathrus' pink bundle of INS wrath.I'm making sure the two of them become lifelong buddies so that I get to keep my green card.

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Justice4all

08-05-2005, 04:00 AM

Damn! Both babies came a hell of alot earlier then expected! Congrats Pat and Arelis!!! He looks absolutely beautiful.Hope he grows up to do great things.I wonder if he will make a surprise appearance at the softball game? (wink)  p.s. I have NO idea how Frenchy will take calling her baby a 'half breed'.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> "Did you catch all of that in your mouth??" "You betcha!!!!!" "That's disgusting" "Shut up and keep sucking!"

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fluffernutter

08-05-2005, 04:27 AM

He is absolutely adorable. Congrats to the both of you. 

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Crippler

08-05-2005, 05:03 AM

Congrats Pat & Arelis!  What a blessing.

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Jennitalia

08-05-2005, 05:08 AM

what a cutie.  congrats Pat & Arelis

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Aggie

08-05-2005, 05:28 AM

Congrats guys, he's a little angel. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />He's got a great set of parents and big brothers to protect him. What a lucky kid.

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Reephdweller

08-05-2005, 05:30 AM

Congratulations Pat and Arelis!

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JerseyRich

08-05-2005, 05:33 AM

The joke's on us cuz Pat is gay! 

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ADF

08-05-2005, 05:43 AM

Congratulations.  It couldn't happen to a finer pair. <img width="244" height="270" border="0" src="http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/pear-d'anjou.jpg" />

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grlNIN

08-05-2005, 05:53 AM

Congratulations guys. 

 
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Tall_James

08-05-2005, 06:01 AM

Congrats!  That is one handsome kid. 

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East Side Dave

08-05-2005, 06:04 AM

Congratulations, Alkey and Silera! Anytime you need me to babysit just drop Colin off at Monmouth Race Track!! 

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DreamWeaver

08-05-2005, 06:05 AM

ADORABLE! Congrats you guys!!

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East Side Dave

08-05-2005, 06:07 AM

....also, being that he's a mini-Alkey i've sent him one of those little airplane bottles of liquor in the mail but i don't think i'd let him drink it yet though i don't know much about parenthood.....

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angrymissy

08-05-2005, 06:25 AM

Congratulations!  He's so cute!

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East Side Dave

08-05-2005, 06:33 AM

Little Colin Mussell shares the same initials with:Christopher McDonald (aka "Shooter Magavin")andCheech Marin (aka "Cheech Marin")

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stickyfingers

08-05-2005, 10:29 AM

Awesome guys...I am happy for you.  Pat, remember if you need someone to teach the kid how to play sports I am there for you. EDIT:  Can we get a shot of the ear?<img src="http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/sf2_sig.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by stickyfingers on 8-5-05 @ 2:30 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-05-2005, 10:30 AM

<img height="280" src="http://www.1001cartes.com/perso/images_perso/boy.jpg" width="390" border="0" />CONGRATULATIONS!!

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Contra

08-05-2005, 11:04 AM

Can we get a shot of the ear?

Yeah here's hoping he has Silera's ears!

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Hottub

08-05-2005, 11:09 AM

Congratulations Guys!!  Best of luck!!

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JustJon

08-05-2005, 12:03 PM

Congrats to you two lucky people. 

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Katylina

08-05-2005, 12:03 PM

Congratulations guys!

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Duke

08-05-2005, 12:13 PM

congrads to  alkey and silera

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ChickenHawk

08-05-2005, 12:26 PM

quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left">quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left">Can we get a shot of the ear?
<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Yeah here's hoping he has Silera's ears!

<hr color="cococo" align="left"> The fact that we can't see his ears in that picture already tells us he doesn't have Alkey's ears.

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PanterA

08-05-2005, 12:30 PM

lets all hope he gets his moms looks!Congrats you two.

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Tenbatsuzen

08-05-2005, 12:35 PM

Clarification...I believe Zathrus and Furie knew each other BEFORE the board.  I believe that Arelis and Patrick met THROUGH the boards, so this is really the official RF.net baby. See?  Good things did come out of OA.com besides endless drama. CONGRATS!!!!CLAPPY HANDS  <img src="http://img227.echo.cx/img227/2240/ollie11po.jpg" border="0" /> 

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blakjeezis

08-05-2005, 12:44 PM

Ah jeez, do you have any idea of the mouth this kid's gonna have on him. Congrats guys, he's gorgeous.   

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JohnnyCash

08-05-2005, 12:46 PM

Congratulations to you both!

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mdr55

08-05-2005, 01:12 PM

Wow. Congrats to you two. It seems not too long ago I was playing poker
against Alkey and Silera was helping him play cuz he was so buzzed out.
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furie

08-05-2005, 05:44 PM

quote:The
SECOND Ronfez.net baby... Furie just announced his fine young spud a
few days ago. But congratulations guys... I guess someone is no longer
a MILF In Training.
<img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ChickenHawk" /> HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!! <strike>Shock</strike> EMFAwell, i announced it first, but my son was bon  a day later

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TheMojoPin

08-05-2005, 05:59 PM

I declare Alkey to be the finest DILF to ever climb these hills.

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TheMojoPin

08-05-2005, 05:59 PM

Oh, and that's some fine birthin' there, Silera.  Kudos.

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sr71blackbird

08-05-2005, 07:09 PM

Hey kid, you spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of your life trying to get back in! Good luck guys! Beautiful baby!!<img height="337" src="http://www.guilfordcollegeumc.org/images/missions_jesus_with_baby.JPG" width="350" border="0" />

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Hosp

08-05-2005, 09:09 PM

Congratulations guys, and no. I can't put this one in the dodgeball tournament either. And I'll buy you some pampers from my winnings from Geroge's house last time. 

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TheGameHHH

08-05-2005, 09:43 PM

congrats!

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IrishAlkey

08-06-2005, 07:25 AM

Thanks, my fellow degenerates. That DILF line made a little pee pee trickle down my leg. He's crying now so, I have to like, feed him, or something...

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TheMojoPin

08-06-2005, 07:56 AM

UNLEASH THE TEET.

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

Gimp

08-06-2005, 08:35 AM

<img width="200" height="201" border="0" src="http://www.advantageservice.net/images/Swell_BoyGum.gif" /> GRATS!

Stalker Patti

08-06-2005, 08:38 AM

Collin is beautiful!  Congratulations, Silera and Alkie!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />

zathrus

08-06-2005, 01:07 PM

Congrats Alkey and Silera. I hope that you guys are as happy as furie and i are. 


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gone

08-06-2005, 01:52 PM

wow.. I know I'm a little late, but congrats guys!! The baby is beautiful.

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PanterA

08-06-2005, 02:39 PM

He's crying now so, I have to like, feed him can I watch? ;)

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jafter

08-06-2005, 03:46 PM

Congratulations you two!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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high fly

08-06-2005, 11:20 PM

Anyone notice that kid looks just like me? I ain't sayin' nuthin, buuuuuuut..........................              Congratulations, Alkey and Silera. " ...and they ask me why I drink" <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg" border="0" /> Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

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IrishAlkey

08-06-2005, 11:41 PM

I'm gonna' fuck her in the ass from now on!

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Hosp

08-07-2005, 04:41 AM

08-07-2005 @ 3:41 AM 
I'm gonna' fuck her in the ass from now on! Gotta love the midnight feedings. If you had stayed with Ants in my Pants, this would never have happened. 

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grlNIN

08-07-2005, 07:37 AM

Gotta love the midnight feedings.
 
If you had stayed with Ants in my Pants, this would never have happened. 
 He'd still be getting up for midnight feedings though. 

 
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FUNKMAN

08-07-2005, 08:56 AM

Congratulations and Best Of Health!!

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keithy_19

08-07-2005, 07:01 PM

<h1>Does he still have the nasty stuff hanging off of his belly button where the chord was? </h1> Beautiful kid.Congrats!

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TheMojoPin

08-07-2005, 07:33 PM

He's crying now so, I have to like, feed him, or something...It's funny, I used to say the same thing about you."Don't just stare at it...EAT it."

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smiler grogan

08-07-2005, 08:06 PM

<blockquote style="">quote:I'm gonna' fuck her in the ass from now on!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" border="0" />[/quote] get in line......<div> </div><div>congratulations by the way</div>

SilentSpic

08-09-2005, 10:41 PM

quote:I'm gonna' fuck her in the ass from now on!

 
 I told you so!!!  Congrats buddy!   

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The Jays

08-17-2005, 12:13 AM

I wanna say congrats to my favorite ear Alkey, and my favorite ass Silera.  Glad I could help, guys. 

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ThePointer

08-27-2005, 06:16 PM

Congratulations Pat and Arelis and welcome to this world of wonderment Collin.May Collin enjoy a long and healthy life just like his parents. 

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