this chick drives me nuts

[Scuba_Steve]

<p>and yet Im willing to stick it out more and more and do what ever it takes to be with her. What in gods name is wrong with me? She constanly takes things out of context, puts words in my mouth,and I wonder why I have anxiety issues now that I never had in my entire life. So I decided to say lets take a break from each other. She's taking this break thingy as I want you in my life but not at this moment. She reads over everything and takes every little sentence strongly if that makes sence. IE she said</p><p>&quot;but at this point you don't want me in your life because you need a break&quot;</p><p>Which isnt true. Maybe she thinks to hard about things. How in gods name do you tell someone you love them but we're spending to much time together and thats why we argue alot? </p><p>She says I cant have both, does that make sence?</p><p>Its not like I can tell her lets slow things down a bit, cause theres nothing to slow down. There's no sex what so ever, (well sexual acts not included) and all we ever do is sit in front of the TV at night, she falls asleep in my lap, I wake her up at 12 or so and off to bed we go.</p><p>Now, heres ny next thought. I want what we had before all this mess. How do I tell her that and not tell her I only want to be freinds. </p>

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[Stewie]

Try to tell her just that.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>If you say you need a break, it sounds like you need a break, BUT you like the sex thing too.</p><p>There's no easy way to go about it. You either want to be with her or you don't. Don't listen to your penis. That conversation is completely onesides.</p><p>She's good for 20 minutes to an hour? The rest of the time she causess you grief. Don't be a pussy. Get rid of her unless you are willing to put up with the bullshit for amazing sex.</p>

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[mdr55]

<p>Is she Hot? Is that why you put up with her? Just tell her what you told us.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or make the call the Jerry Springer and tell her on t.v.&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>Don't listen to your penis. That conversation is completely onesides.</p><p>Mine spits when it talks.</p><p>But it's still good advice.</p>

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[Justice4all]

<p>Believe me I know exactly how you feel. Being with someone whose personality is a total clash but the sex is so outstanding it is difficult to give up. </p><p>My opinion? If you feel you have to put your true self into a little hole and try to be the person SHE thinks you should be then get out now! If you are always arguing you have 2 true choices. Either just become friends and see if she still want to have sex while being friends, or just break it off and search for someone who you would like to be with outside the bedroom as well as inside. Believe me you will appreciate that better.</p><p>Crazy woman DO make awsome sex partners though. </p>

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[tbonesteak]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;There's no sex what so ever, (well sexual acts not included) </p><p>&nbsp;</p>It doesn't sound like sex is the issue here.&nbsp; What are you really holding onto, Scubaman?&nbsp;<br />

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[Scuba_Steve]

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<font color=black>This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 8-8-05 @ 2:12 PM</font>

[kevcala]

Nevermind.<br />


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[TheMojoPin]

Even if she posted that chat transcript on her blog, we don't want private IM's, e-mails or chat sessions posted on the board, Steve.

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[walking joint]

<p>Its not like I can tell her lets slow things down a bit, cause theres nothing to slow down. There's no sex what so ever, (well sexual acts not included) and all we ever do is sit in front of the TV at night, she falls asleep in my lap, I wake her up at 12 or so and off to bed we go.</p><p>you're going to love marriage.&nbsp; its like this for the rest of your life...but i don't bother waking my wife up, she is a blanket and bed hog.</p>

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[furie]

<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">How do I tell her that and not tell her I only want to be freinds.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1">follow her everywhere she goes. don't worry champ, you can make her love you!&nbsp;</font></p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black" />


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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Why would you ever break up with her? You sound so happy. </p><p>My
advice? Start dating other people. You may find what you had with her
was better, regret breaking up with her and come running back to her
begging for mercy .&nbsp; .&nbsp; .&nbsp; .&nbsp; .&nbsp; .&nbsp;
.&nbsp; .&nbsp; .&nbsp; .&nbsp; .&nbsp; but that only happens on &quot;Sex
in the City&quot; </p><p>In
the real world, a huge weight will be lifted off your shoulders, you
will begin to breathe again and say &quot;What the fuck was I thinking
staying in that awful relationship so long?&quot;</p><p>You only live once pal.</p><p>And you may or may not be able to find real happiness, but you can definitely avoid misery like this. </p>

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[Tall_James]

<p>follow her everywhere she goes. don't worry champ, you can make her love you!</p><p>He's right!&nbsp; You should do donuts on her lawn and set her lawn chairs on fire to show her that your love is serious!</p><p>You're meant to be together always!&nbsp; The dog wouldn't lie to you.</p>

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[ChickenHawk]

She constanly takes things out of context, puts words in my mouth
So in other words she's a woman.

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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>follow her everywhere she goes. don't worry champ, you can make her love you! <p>&nbsp;</p><p>He's right!&nbsp; You should do donuts on her lawn and set her lawn chairs on fire to show her that your love is serious!</p><p>You're meant to be together always!&nbsp; The dog wouldn't lie to you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They might be right.</p><p><img height="425" src="http://images.allposters.com/images/PF/PF_920529.jpg" width="294" border="0" /><br /></p>

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[Duke]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>and
yet Im willing to stick it out more and more and do what ever it takes
to be with her. What in gods name is wrong with me? She constanly takes
things out of context, puts words in my mouth,and I wonder why I have
anxiety issues now that I never had in my entire life. So I decided to
say lets take a break from each other. She's taking this break thingy
as I want you in my life but not at this moment. She reads over
everything and takes every little sentence strongly if that makes
sence. IE she said</p><p>&quot;but at this point you don't want me in your life because you need a break&quot;</p><p>Which
isnt true. Maybe she thinks to hard about things. How in gods name do
you tell someone you love them but we're spending to much time together
and thats why we argue alot? </p><p>She says I cant have both, does that make sence?</p><p>Its
not like I can tell her lets slow things down a bit, cause theres
nothing to slow down. There's no sex what so ever, (well sexual acts
not included) and all we ever do is sit in front of the TV at night,
she falls asleep in my lap, I wake her up at 12 or so and off to bed we
go.</p><p>Now, heres ny next thought. I want what we had before all
this mess. How do I tell her that and not tell her I only want to be
freinds. </p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><br />
<p> There's no sex what so ever, (well sexual acts
not included) and all we ever do is sit in front of the TV at night,
she falls asleep in my lap, I wake her up at 12 or so and off to bed we
go.</p><strong /><strong><strong><br /><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong>That
sentence makes no sense. There's no sex, except for the sex acts and we
never do anything. Are you saying you have boring sex?</strong></font></strong></strong><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong><strong><strong>BTW-The fact you guys never do anything could be half the problem. </strong></strong></strong></font></p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 8-9-05 @ 6:47 AM</font>

[keithy_19]

<p>I think he meant that there is sexual acts like oral, but not actual intercourse. </p><p>It was terribly worded but hey, he's human. </p>

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[Katylina]

<p>Ahhh, Steve, my buddy.&nbsp; Don't you know by now that all of us women are crazy and take everything you say to heart and expand on it?&nbsp; Welcome to the wonderful world of women.&nbsp; Men say things and mean it.&nbsp; We take what they say, analyze it, and try to find the &quot;true&quot; meaning behind the words.&nbsp; </p><p>Women drive men crazy, and men drive women crazy.&nbsp; That's the beauty of it.&nbsp; Take it for what it is.&nbsp; Pick specific days to hang out with your chick and take the rest of the time to do things for you, Scuba Steve.&nbsp; The, &quot;I want to take a break&quot; line doesn't work, unless you really want to break up with her.&nbsp; </p><p>Remember, it takes a long time to adjust to a new relationship and make everything work out for the best.&nbsp; If deep down inside you love this girl and can see a future with her, do the right thing.</p>

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[Stewie]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp; The, &quot;I want to take a break&quot; line doesn't work, unless you really want to break up with her.&nbsp; </p><p><a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target="_new">Web Page</a> <br /><br /></p><p>buy me diamonds and rubies, i'm crazy bout bentleys, gucci dresses and drop top compresses, wine me and dine me, bring those platinum rings, those are a few of our favorite things</p><p>I gotta say she is right.&nbsp; I used that line once within a week my girl was screwing someone else.&nbsp; At first it was DEVASTATING.&nbsp;(I went into a deep depression drank a LOT&nbsp;and did many stupid semi suicidal things including drinking and driving and walking out into the middle of a highway at night. which resulted in a two year loss of license a lot of fines and tons of other crap BUT I got the help I needed...ANYWAY)</p><p>&nbsp;Then I did a lot of thinking and soul searching and realized what happened.&nbsp; I was better off.&nbsp; If you do truly LOVE this girl then you HAVE to sit down and talk with her about how you feel.&nbsp; If she doesn't understand where you are coming from then you have to sit back and see how strongly you are feeling about this time apart and if you are truly capable of being without her.&nbsp; I'm only speaking from my experiences her so take this for what it is worth.&nbsp; My relationship ended about two&nbsp;years ago and I have been single since then.&nbsp; YES it gets lonely but I believe it was for the best. OK now that I rehashed some horrible memories and depressed myself........where was I?&nbsp; </p><p>OH YEAH........Good luck with whatever you choose.&nbsp; Just be sure you prepare for the possibilities.&nbsp; Dont go into battle with no bullets, or something like that.<br /></p>

[Patches]

<p>Dude, believe me, I know exactly what you are going through... But trust me- you can do everything you can to show her you love her, or want her back, or you don't want a break- and it may even work- but it won't last.&nbsp; You have to let her come back to you.&nbsp; In the meantime keep yourself distracted, so time doesn't crawl to an absolute standstill.&nbsp; It may work out, it may not, but forcing the issue guarantees it won't.</p><p>As I read this, I think I'm writing more to myself.&nbsp; Hope it applies to you as well</p>

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