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sr71blackbird

08-13-2005, 05:53 PM

Do you ever get unexplained jolts of pain?  I get this thing once in a while, right in the tip of my dick! It suddenly comes on, I could be sitting there or walking or whatever, and suddenly..ZAP!<img height="356" src="http://epod.usra.edu/archive/images/main_8_27_03_web.jpg" width="242" border="0" /><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8" border="0" /> My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?

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DeltaPin

08-13-2005, 06:24 PM

quote: Do you ever get unexplained jolts of pain?  I get this thing once in a while, right in the tip of my dick! It suddenly comes on, I could be sitting there or walking or whatever, and suddenly..ZAP!Is it accompanied by a mucousy(sp) discharge, or dripping sensation?     Uh...What.Can't recall having that pain, but I did have a stabbing pain in my chest last week.  Had to grab a few things out of my car.  When I openned the trunk and bent over  the grab some tools, I felt this sharp pain in my chest and thought "Holy shit! I'm having a heart attack".  I sprung back up into a standing position and the pain went away slightly.  Seems I put my car keys into my shirt pocket, something I never really do.  Then when I leaned over, got them caught just right between my arm & chest, and the pain insued.

TheMojoPin

08-13-2005, 06:53 PM

DeltaPin, I'd get that checked out, ASAP.  It might just be a pinched muscle or nerve, but severe chest pains aren't something to take lightly.  Often extended pain there can actually be a "minor" or "small" heart attack.  An actual attack isn't necessarily going to leave you breathless or make you pass out.My grandfather had what ended up being a series of "small" heart attacks when he was 81.  He complained that while he was on a road trip he had relatively minor chest pains on and off for over an hour, feeling more like a pulled muscle or really bad indigestion.  Fortunately, one of the people he was going to see was a nurse and she took him to the hospital ASAP for examination.  Turns out the indigestion had been several "minor" heart attacks.  Fortunately, he's still alive today at a spry 87, probably because he got checked out and treated BEFORE he had a MAJOR heart attack.Better safe than sorry!

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DeltaPin

08-14-2005, 09:19 AM

Mojo thanks for the concern.  Actually had a physical one month ago, besides a few pounds to shed, everythings working ok.  In this case the pain in my chest was caused by the car keys, even had the red mark to prove it.

Death Metal Moe

08-14-2005, 09:21 AM

quote: Do you ever get unexplained jolts of pain?  I get this thing once in a while, right in the tip of my dick! It suddenly comes on, I could be sitting there or walking or whatever, and suddenly..ZAP!<img height="356" src="http://epod.usra.edu/archive/images/main_8_27_03_web.jpg" width="242" border="0" />  It's probably just those thumb cuffs you always keep around the base of your helmet you sick freak.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

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TheMojoPin

08-14-2005, 09:45 AM

quote: Mojo thanks for the concern.  Actually had a physical one month ago, besides a few pounds to shed, everythings working ok.  In this case the pain in my chest was caused by the car keys, even had the red mark to prove it. Psh, shows how shitty my reading comprehension is.  For some reason I read your post as saying you felt the pain when you went to pick up the keys, not BECAUSE of them, even though it very clearly says the latter.

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Death Metal Moe

08-14-2005, 09:47 AM

Good job Chris Comprehension.

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JerryTaker

08-15-2005, 03:59 AM

I get pains in my chest all the time. I think they're psychosomatic,
maybe, because I think about heart attacks all the time. If they're
not, big whoop, I'm worth more dead than alive anyway. 

 
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08-15-2005, 01:58 PM

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FUNKMAN

08-15-2005, 05:12 PM

as i stated a few other times i used to get a charlie horse in my taint area sometimes when i was taking a pee... 

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Evilpete

08-15-2005, 06:23 PM

I'd have your neck and back checked out to see if discs are pressing up agaisnt nerves. 

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-15-2005, 06:27 PM

Will you idiots go to the doctor already?

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PapaBear

08-15-2005, 06:31 PM

The only sudden jolts of pain I ever get are those annoying ones people get in the arch of my foot. I've gotten those ever since I was a kid, and everyone I know gets them too. If you lift your big toe up, the pain goes away, but it's kinda hard to do, if you're wearing shoes.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-15-2005, 06:34 PM

I get twinges of pain once a month. Ovulation.

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Death Metal Moe

08-15-2005, 06:36 PM

quote: Will you idiots go to the doctor already? Will you idiots go to the doctor already? <img src="http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/pja125/54e089aa.jpg" border="0" /> "We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder," - Kurt Cobain "I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick." -Homer SimpsonFor real.  I think we're all adult enough to know the difference between some common pains, some stuff that goes away, and the stuff you better get checked out.  Please folks, for your own sake, get really extreme, weird shit checked out. 

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mikeyboy

08-15-2005, 06:45 PM

quote: quote: Will you idiots go to the doctor already? Will you idiots go to the doctor already?  For real.  I think we're all adult enough to know the difference between some common pains, some stuff that goes away, and the stuff you better get checked out.  Please folks, for your own sake, get really extreme, weird shit checked out. It's a valid point that should be heeded, but I doubt it will.  Remember, SR-71 let ass bleeding go on for more than a year before seeing a doctor.  Take note though, sometimes weird shit happening to your body is indicative of greater trouble, and sometimes those greater troubles can be treated more easily if caught early. 

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cougarjake13

08-15-2005, 06:58 PM

sometimes i get a sharp pain in my a..hole kinda like a knife being shoved up thereall I can do is squirm until it goes awaywhen i asked my doctor he couldn't tell me what it was

Death Metal Moe

08-15-2005, 07:01 PM

I have this problem.Everytime I see a janitor I get an erectoion.  Is that something I should have checked out?  Maybe in a broom closet?

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PapaBear

08-15-2005, 07:05 PM

Moe has a crush on J Dubs' mom!

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08-15-2005, 07:12 PM

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mikeyboy

08-15-2005, 07:18 PM

quote: Moe has a crush on J Dubs' mom! Get in line.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-15-2005, 07:18 PM

when i asked my doctor he couldn't tell me what it was You are going to the wrong doctor. Get a second opinion. And it sounds like you have hemmeroids.

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