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RF Godfather
10-13-2001, 01:31 PM
Well looking back at old WWF tapes I could think of only one person who can give a memorable quote day in and day out. I think you all have to agree that it's Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Of all the quotes that come to mind, I have to say I enjoyed these the most...
"I haven't seen that many punches thrown since Zsa Zsa Gabor drove through Beverly Hills"
"The Flying Jalepino!"
--Nickname of Tito "El Matador" Santana's finishing maneuver.
"He's got him by his tongue!"
--Whenever someone grabbed Irwin R. Shyster by the tie.
"He's just a ham-and-egger?"
--Whatever that means.
"This isn't Fair to Flair!"
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What are your favorite quotes from the wrestling announcers over the years?
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Se7en
10-13-2001, 07:16 PM
Bobby always has the best quotes. If you can stomach them, you should check out some of the WCW PPVs from the mid-90s. Bobby literally did most of them completely hammered. It lead to some VERY interesting commentary. ;)
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--Spider Jerusalem
Dirtybird11
10-14-2001, 12:06 AM
come on, how bout the gorilla?
"he litteraly took his head off"
he knew all the "medical names" for body parts. aw! he's working on the trapizisceptoloriums! then heanen would ask, "why cant u just say neck?"
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The Blowhard
10-14-2001, 06:24 AM
Gorilla Monsoon:
"It's a pier 6 brawl"!
"He threw him down like yesterday's newspaper"!
"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."
jamesdiggy
10-14-2001, 07:09 AM
Gorilla Monsoon "Someone needs to sit these refs down and read 'em the rule book, Jess"
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Trojan_rabbit
10-16-2001, 12:26 AM
The Body- Win if you can. Lose if you must, But always Cheat
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PanterA
10-16-2001, 11:05 AM
"This ones going to be a slobber knocker" The one and only Jim Ross
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Trojan_rabbit
10-16-2001, 11:39 AM
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