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curtoid

08-18-2005, 12:23 PM

I was thinking about this today, as I drove what
seemed like an obstacle course of the elderly behind
the wheel, and New Americans. I try not to get too
annoyed, because I know that while I'm a pretty
good driver now, when I was a kid, I was a lousy
driver - when I'm old I'm sure I will be an even worse
driver - and if I lived in another country, I would be
hideous behind the wheel...still....which are the worst
drivers?
This message was edited by curtoid on 8-18-05 @ 4:25 PM

Snoogans

08-18-2005, 12:27 PM

im pretty sure it was an asian gang or something....they were speaking another language, im pretty sure it was asian 

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Mike Teacher

08-18-2005, 12:40 PM

im pretty sure it was an asian gang or something....they were speaking another language, im pretty sure it was asian =I read that three times before I remembered where it was from; Pure Genius, Snoogs.

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MHasegawa

08-18-2005, 12:41 PM

Other- All Jersey Residents 

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furie

08-18-2005, 01:05 PM

teens in a SUV, without a doubt. 

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Stewie

08-18-2005, 01:09 PM

It's gotta be the Elderly immigrants driving SUV's while on the cell phone with Teenagers.

Snoogans

08-18-2005, 01:15 PM

hey, i finally got a little laugh from stewie, nice work 

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walking joint

08-18-2005, 01:19 PM

where is the obvious "Women" choice.

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ChickenHawk

08-18-2005, 01:59 PM

Nothing can stand a chance against... THE TRIPLE THREAT. <IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/hawkdaddy/.Pictures/asianwoman.jpg"> asian... woman... on a cellphone.

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08-18-2005, 02:11 PM

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canofsoup15

08-18-2005, 02:25 PM

Other: Anyone from Pennsylvania. Apparently the right lane is the fast lane to them and they can't handle circles. 

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Death Metal Moe

08-18-2005, 02:28 PM

It's gotta be assholes on the cell phone.  You are not important.  Stop acting like you are.  You are chatting with your girlfriend about what you're renting from Blockbuster or taking to your buddy about drinking Sautrday night.  If you kill someone I hope you die in the accident.

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PhishHead

08-18-2005, 02:32 PM

Ok I have been in Michigan since February and without a doubt in mind
michigan drivers worse drivers out of everythig, it doesnt matter if
they have a cell phone, or nothig they are horrible.  I cant even
think of a few examples because there are just so many  its
horrible.  

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Dirtybird12

08-18-2005, 02:54 PM

I like to spend the weekends in Amish country. Lancaster PA.  I still don't know who has the right away at stop signs - me or the horse. Elderly people should have their DL revoked when they can no longer figure out where or what the gas pedal is.  

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08-18-2005, 07:32 PM

quote: hey, i finally got a little laugh from stewie, nice work  GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU so I'm 1 for 83...I'm batting  .012 I better pick up the pace or I'll get sent down to DonandMike.net (thats like ROOKIE BALL)

PapaBear

08-18-2005, 08:11 PM

I chose teens over old people because I'd rather have an old person doing a lousy job at 20mph, than a teen doing a lousy job at 80mph. Old people are more frustrating (go you idiot... you have the right of way!!!), but teens cause way too many terrible crashes.

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El Mudo

08-18-2005, 08:56 PM

Women are....by a large margin...

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landarch

08-19-2005, 03:34 AM

NY and PA drivers, hands down.  THE LEFT LANE DOES NOT BELONG TO JUST YOU!!!!!!  IF YOU ARE  GOING TO GO THE SPEED LIMIT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!!!!!!!!!  keep right, pass left, or stay the hell out of jersey

Mike Teacher

08-19-2005, 03:43 AM

It's gotta be assholes on the cell phone. =Oh yeah. No contest. 

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bobrobot

08-19-2005, 06:34 AM

I've been hit twice in the past 3 years, both times by drivers of that ubiquitous white trash pseudo sports car, the Trans Am and both ran thru red lights to collide w/ me. I voted for teenagers, due to numerous close calls w/ them on the road and since there was no "sports car driver" option.

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Snoogans

08-19-2005, 07:39 AM

so I'm 1 for 83...I'm batting  .012if it makes it easier, you are still way ahead of Hawk and Wadd 

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ONYONN

08-19-2005, 07:45 AM

BMW Drivers

tbonesteak

08-19-2005, 08:50 AM

Definitely Minnie Driver.  She sucks!<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=minnie+driver/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=12gfb2pk0/EXP=1124556610/*-http%3A//www.cinema.com/image_lib/news_minniedriver5_thumb.jpg" border="0" />

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08-19-2005, 09:03 AM

<img width="230" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.maddenguides.com/vcards/cards/gb/donald_driver.jpg" /> I used to be good til that bastard javon walker showed up 

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FUNKMAN

08-19-2005, 09:49 AM

not a bad driver...<img src="http://www.golfclubsandmore.com/images/alphav2driver.jpg" border="0" />

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08-19-2005, 04:09 PM

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El Mudo

08-19-2005, 06:25 PM

I'd like to add to the list any douchebag that stops in a merge lane....Some jerkoff in front of me tonight decided to do that crap when i was trying to get on 32 from the BW Parkway and i got mad pissed...Its like the first thing they teach you in driving school...never stop in the merge lane..

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PapaBear

08-19-2005, 09:56 PM

Now HERE'S a bad driver!<img height="300" src="http://www.unknown-insanity.com/uploads/bad%20driver.jpg" width="320" border="0" />

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curtoid

08-19-2005, 10:17 PM

<blockquote style="">quote:Definitely Minnie Driver.  She sucks!<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=minnie+driver/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=12gfb2pk0/EXP=1124556610/*-http%3A//www.cinema.com/image_lib/news_minniedriver5_thumb.jpg" border="0" /><div> </div>[/quote] Hey - I put her on the poll and, much like her real life,  no one has chosen her yet...! 

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IrishAlkey

08-19-2005, 11:56 PM

quote: It's gotta be assholes on the cell phone.  You are not important.  Stop acting like you are.  You are chatting with your girlfriend about what you're renting from Blockbuster or taking to your buddy about drinking Sautrday night.  If you kill someone I hope you die in the accident.  I've never even been remotely close to being in an accident because I was on my cell phone.You should be tested for moderate to severe retardation.

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PapaBear

08-20-2005, 12:21 AM

These are some interesting stats, but I have some problems with it. The study doesn't reflect how many innocent people are killed by bad drivers. It only counts the actual drivers who died. I'm also confused by what they mean by "per 100k licensed drivers". For instance... it says 35 male deaths in the 85+ catagory. Does that mean 35 eighty-five year old drivers out of 100K eighty-five year old's, or 35 eighty-five year old's out of 100k licensed drivers of any age?<a href="http://www.insurance.com/Article.aspx/artid/129" target="_self">FROM INSURANCE.COM</a>Watch out for the newbies Less than one percent of people over 65 die as a result of motor vehicle accidents. On the other hand, car crashes are the major cause of death for the age group 16-19. As the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety puts it “Teenage drivers represent a major hazard.”The young and the lead-footed are truly scary. Their risk of crash per mile is 4 times higher than in older age groups. Males in this group are twice as likely as females to die in a car crash. Age and experience do matter And while older drivers do have problems that can sometimes effect their ability to be the drivers they once were, studies show that older drivers tend to be aware of their limitations and restrict their driving as their abilities diminish. As a result, car accidents involving seniors are generally not serious. The spike in per mile fatality with older drivers is due to their increased fragility. (A driver over 65 is twice as likely to die from the same accident as a driver over 55, and a driver above 75 has four times the risk.)Passenger vehicle driver deaths per 100,000 licensed drivers, 2002 <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" width="231" border="1"><tr><td width="71">Age </td><td width="72">Male </td><td width="62">Female </td></tr><tr><td>16-19 </td><td>38</td><td>19</td></tr><tr><td>20-24 </td><td>29 </td><td>9 </td></tr><tr><td>25-29 </td><td>17 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>30-34 </td><td>14 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>35-39 </td><td>12 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>40-44 </td><td>12 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>45-49 </td><td>11 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>50-54 </td><td>11 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>55-59 </td><td>10 </td><td>4 </td></tr><tr><td>60-64 </td><td>11</td><td>6 </td></tr><tr><td>65-69 </td><td>12 </td><td>6 </td></tr><tr><td>70-74 </td><td>15 </td><td>7 </td></tr><tr><td>75-79 </td><td>20 </td><td>9 </td></tr><tr><td>80-84 </td><td>23 </td><td>12 </td></tr><tr><td>85+ </td><td>35 </td><td>14</td></tr></table> <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg" border="0" />

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IrishAlkey

08-20-2005, 12:33 AM

OLD PEOPLE ARE DEATH ON WHEELS!

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PapaBear

08-20-2005, 02:06 AM

quote: OLD PEOPLE ARE DEATH ON WHEELS! Actually, if these stats are correct, YOUNG people are death on wheels. I feel pretty good, though. At my age (39 in two months) the deaths decrease for the next 20 years. Next time a kid or a geezer cuts me off, I'm smashing right into them. I should be good to go!!!

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DJEvelEd

08-20-2005, 02:39 AM

This fucking cunt and her designated cock were driving on 78 on Friday evening as I was trying to get home after a long night at work. The cock was driving and they were either arguing or laughing but the cock kept drifting into the right lane. Cunstantly drifting over without a blinker so I'm like, "I gotta get around this cock/cunt combination in a Honda. I take my Explorer and get around them but there's nowhereto go since he sped up so I wind up next to him. The cock doesn't only drift into my lane, but he comes right over like I wasn't there so I lay on the horn and hold my ground. He comes within a millimeter of sideswiping me and then realized I'm not yielding to his cocklike ways. He yells at me and gives me the finger after almost hitting me. BAD MOVE!!! He gets behind me and starts tailgating my beautiful new WOW sticker. I slam the brakes. He weaves and tailgates again. I slam the brakes. He weaves. Now it's actually getting fun for me since my truck will DESTROY his car in a crash and I would LOVE for him to hit me in the rear. He cuntinues to give me the finger so thats when my garbage starts flying out of my car hitting his windshield. Half empty coffee cups, half eaten cupcakes are slamming his windshield, totally pissing him off. We get over the Casciano Bridge and through the toll and he's still on my ass so I give him the brake slam one more time. He gets next to me and I'm screaming out the window at the cunt and calling her the "c" word while she's on the phone like she's calling the police on me. Like she even has anything to complain to them about. What is she gonna do, file a citizens cunt complaint against me for not yielding to this cunt? HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love justified road rage in an SUV. PAY FUCKING ATTENTION AND DONT FUCK WITH ASSHOLES LIKE ME IN SUV'S. That wasn't anyone here on the board was it? Huh?   

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08-20-2005, 04:49 AM

quote: Now HERE'S a bad driver!<img height="300" src="http://www.unknown-insanity.com/uploads/bad%20driver.jpg" width="320" border="0" />or an ingenious example of illegal parking!!! 

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08-20-2005, 05:03 AM

quote:Passenger vehicle driver deaths per 100,000 licensed drivers, 2002 <table width="231" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1"><tr><td width="71">Age </td><td width="72">Male </td><td width="62">Female </td></tr><tr><td>16-19 </td><td>38</td><td>19</td></tr><tr><td>20-24 </td><td>29 </td><td>9 </td></tr><tr><td>25-29 </td><td>17 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>30-34 </td><td>14 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>35-39 </td><td>12 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>40-44 </td><td>12 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>45-49 </td><td>11 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>50-54 </td><td>11 </td><td>5 </td></tr><tr><td>55-59 </td><td>10 </td><td>4 </td></tr><tr><td>60-64 </td><td>11</td><td>6 </td></tr><tr><td>65-69 </td><td>12 </td><td>6 </td></tr><tr><td>70-74 </td><td>15 </td><td>7 </td></tr><tr><td>75-79 </td><td>20 </td><td>9 </td></tr><tr><td>80-84 </td><td>23 </td><td>12 </td></tr><tr><td>85+ </td><td>35 </td><td>14</td></tr></table> 
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08-20-2005, 11:23 AM

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03-19-2009, 05:43 AM

TjM

03-19-2009, 05:43 AM

Women

TjM

03-19-2009, 05:47 AM

underdog

03-19-2009, 05:54 AM

Honorable mention: The young black male/female fully reclined and refusing to move from the fast lane

driving in the left lane infuriates me (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75417)

It's either the person you described or ANYONE on in an SUV. I hate people in SUVs. Lots of moms on cell phones in the SUVs that just drive in the left lane.

Or if I see a Rhode Island or New Jersey plate on a car, 99% of the time, they're in the left lane with traffic behind them and no one in front.

TjM

03-19-2009, 06:01 AM

driving in the left lane infuriates me (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75417)

It's either the person you described or ANYONE on in an SUV. I hate people in SUVs. Lots of moms on cell phones in the SUVs that just drive in the left lane.

Or if I see a Rhode Island or New Jersey plate on a car, 99% of the time, they're in the left lane with traffic behind them and no one in front.

I get more pissed when I'm heading home on 128 south and you get to the spot where you pass the west roxbury exit and a statie is in the pull off. People slow down to fucking 20 :furious:

Dude!

03-19-2009, 06:03 AM

Pffft. Women. Cant do anything right. 

Age Male Female
16-19 38 19
20-24 29 9
25-29 17 5
30-34 14 5
35-39 12 5
40-44 12 5
45-49 11 5
50-54 11 5
55-59 10 4
60-64 11 6
65-69 12 6
70-74 15 7
75-79 20 9
80-84 23 12
85+ 35 14

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Wolf

03-19-2009, 06:09 AM

The correct answer is anyone who is not me is the worst driver. I want empty roads.

drjoek

03-19-2009, 06:11 AM

Massachusetts drivers are the worst in the nation

burrben

03-19-2009, 06:12 AM

gunner s (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78870)

how do you get pulled over when your not even driving?

TjM

03-19-2009, 06:12 AM

Massachusetts drivers are the worst in the nation

Worst? Or so much better than the rest of you fucks that your mind can't comprehend our superior abilities

A.J.

03-19-2009, 06:32 AM

People in the metro DC area when there is the slightest bit of precipitation.

grlNIN

03-19-2009, 06:35 AM

Anyone who is young, anyone who is old, anyone who is very rich, anyone who is very poor.

TheGameHHH

03-19-2009, 06:38 AM

Floridians

TjM

03-19-2009, 06:40 AM

Cummie Dentist

CofyCrakCocaine

03-19-2009, 08:12 AM

May I further tarnish the female sex here? Why thank you, I believe I will let myself in then.

WOMEN CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE. EVERY TIME THERE IS A PROBLEM ON THE ROAD, IT'S BECAUSE OF WOMEN WHO CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE. EVERY TIME THERE IS RUBBERNECKING OR SOMEONE CUTTING YOU OFF BECAUSE THEIR SHITTY VAGINA-VISION RUINS ALL HOPES FOR FEMININE DEPTH PERCEPTION I.E. MY CAR IS GOING WAY FASTER THAN YOURS AND GETTING IN FRONT OF ME WOULD BE RUDE AND/OR DANGEROUS, IT IS ALMOST ALWAYS A WOMAN DOING SO. or an asian male in a pimped out car but at least he's speeding along and not enforcing the speed limit by moving real slooooowwww in the left lane like WOMEN DO.

Old people do that too, but old people get a pass from me because maybe they're WWII veterans or something, and because everyone who lives long enough turns into an old person someday.

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grlNIN

03-19-2009, 08:20 AM

Maybe you just give an FU shout out to the girl that cut you off and leave it at that.

CofyCrakCocaine

03-19-2009, 08:34 AM

Maybe you just give an FU shout out to the girl that cut you off and leave it at that.

I would, but then they get emotional and start slamming on the brakes and try to kill you all while trying to convey their own FU's. Bitches be crazy.

grlNIN

03-19-2009, 08:48 AM

I'm too scared to be mean to people while driving, im always assuming they have a gun.

Thebazile78

03-19-2009, 09:11 AM

I was going to start a new thread to make a top 5 list of worst drivers by race/ethnicity, age and sex but I found this.

Honorable mention: The young black male/female fully reclined and refusing to move from the fast lane

5. The young, white male motorcyclist who has no regard for the speed limit or lanes
4. The old person of any race
3. Hispanic males in old pick up trucks with no insurance
2. Asian females who can't seem to control their car
1. White females in SUV's on cell phones...Has to be the scariest of all time

driving in the left lane infuriates me (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75417)

It's either the person you described or ANYONE on in an SUV. I hate people in SUVs. Lots of moms on cell phones in the SUVs that just drive in the left lane.

Or if I see a Rhode Island or New Jersey plate on a car, 99% of the time, they're in the left lane with traffic behind them and no one in front.

SUVs are only half the story.

You also need to account for the dreaded minivan. I have about equal contempt for SUV drivers and minivan drivers, but that contempt reaches a whole new level if I notice they're on the cell phone.

The other day, I noticed a VW with PA plates and the HAZARDS ON driving at 15mph in the (thankfully) right-hand lane, yapping away on his HAND HELD CELL PHONE (and, yes, it was a male driver) while he was trying to hide it. Add to the fact that there was a perfectly acceptable shoulder for the douche to pull over, stop the fucking car and yap in and my blood pressure started to rise.

Then I realized the center lane was clear and I could pass him, so I did.

Massachusetts drivers are the worst in the nation

Maybe, but PA, MD, FL, NC and OK drivers could give them a run for their money.

And don't get me started on MI drivers...

People in the metro DC area when there is the slightest bit of precipitation.

People in the Metro-DC area can't drive PERIOD.

I can't tell you how many times I've nearly been killed while visiting friends and relations in No VA ... it's enough to ensure I never drive in DC itself.

I'm too scared to be mean to people while driving, im always assuming they have a gun.

I don't blame you. In New Brunswick, they probably do.

topless_mike

03-19-2009, 09:14 AM

I don't blame you. In New Brunswick, they probably do.

Viva la Remsen Ave!

CofyCrakCocaine

03-19-2009, 09:15 AM

I just don't like SUVs because they obscure my view of the road.

grlNIN

03-19-2009, 09:18 AM

I don't blame you. In New Brunswick, they probably do.

I don't live or work there, just close (work).

Route 18 is a horror.

Thebazile78

03-19-2009, 09:22 AM

Viva la Remsen Ave!

Commercial Ave and Throop were usually MUST-avoid areas.

I don't live or work there, just close (work).

Route 18 is a horror.

Don't get me started on Rte 18 ...

CofyCrakCocaine

03-19-2009, 09:24 AM

Commercial Ave and Throop were usually MUST-avoid areas.

Don't get me started on Rte 18 ...

I enjoy the potholes they've been repairing for 10 years while heading towards Rt.1...

grlNIN

03-19-2009, 09:35 AM

Commercial Ave and Throop were usually MUST-avoid areas.

No love for George St.?

Thebazile78

03-19-2009, 09:55 AM

No love for George St.?

If I'd walk there of my own volition during the day and occasionally venture there drunk at night, I don't bother with the scare stories.

It's getting gentrified, although I still white-knuckle it a li'l bit between Livingston Avenue & Commercial Avenue.

drjoek

03-19-2009, 10:04 AM

While in Fla last week I saw more drivers in the left lane who refused to give up the lane to faster drivers. They seemed to care less.

A.J.

03-19-2009, 10:17 AM

While in Fla last week I saw more drivers in the left lane who refused to give up the lane to faster drivers. They seemed to care less.

That's why I wish I had a cow catcher on the front of my car.

Thebazile78

03-19-2009, 10:43 AM

That's why I wish I had a cow catcher on the front of my car.

I want a cannon instead.

hammersavage

03-19-2009, 10:46 AM

I'm too scared to be mean to people while driving, im always assuming they have a gun.

That's why you make up for it the rest of the day. Ewww, burn!

CofyCrakCocaine

03-19-2009, 11:03 AM

If I'd walk there of my own volition during the day and occasionally venture there drunk at night, I don't bother with the scare stories.

It's getting gentrified, although I still white-knuckle it a li'l bit between Livingston Avenue & Commercial Avenue.

These streets don't really scare me. Then again, I only stay on them for very short distances over equally brief periods of time. Brevity is key. Except George St. It jams up alot. Here's the hint: It's safe so long as you don't pass by C-Town.

CofyCrakCocaine

03-19-2009, 11:05 AM

I want a cannon instead.

Once, while stuck in monstro traffic outside Santa Monica on Rt.101, I started dreaming about some type of Godzilla that breathed fire and flamed all the cars that were churning up the road into ashes so I could resume driving. The thought made me so happy I started blasting Dave Matthews and bopped my head to the beat. I even did a little drum roll on the steering wheel.

Five minutes later, traffic started moving.

ozzie

03-19-2009, 11:12 AM

Floridians

Seconded

Thebazile78

03-19-2009, 11:21 AM

These streets don't really scare me. Then again, I only stay on them for very short distances over equally brief periods of time. Brevity is key. Except George St. It jams up alot. Here's the hint: It's safe so long as you don't pass by C-Town.

Um, yeah, that's what I said.

Between the State Theater (on Livingston Avenue) and the Exxon station (on Commercial Avenue) it's been gentrified, but it's still scary 'cause C-Town's right freaking there.

I walked it once by myself in broad daylight, wearing a skirt and jelly sandals, and I was still terrified. (It was Senior Week and I needed to be somewhere. Don't ask.)

disneyspy

03-19-2009, 11:24 AM

women

CofyCrakCocaine

03-19-2009, 11:25 AM

women

now it's my turn to say 'um what i said' cuz like I said that. Yeah. honk honk.

~Katja~

03-19-2009, 11:27 AM

women

really? you are no match when it comes to driving!

hammersavage

03-19-2009, 11:29 AM

women

Women are the best drivers.

They drive us men crazy!!!! Give me those ribs you :lol:

dino_electropolis

03-19-2009, 11:34 AM

ASIAN + WOMAN = Worst Driver

http://www.dreamstime.com/woman-driver-thumb4997198.jpg

disneyspy

03-19-2009, 11:34 AM

ASIAN + WOMAN = Worst Driver

http://www.dreamstime.com/woman-driver-thumb4997198.jpg

i bet shes drunk too!

CofyCrakCocaine

03-19-2009, 12:05 PM

ASIAN + WOMAN = Worst Driver

http://www.dreamstime.com/woman-driver-thumb4997198.jpg

I think pretty white girls in SUVs driving while whipping around an Iphone in one hand and visibly chewing gum REALLY HARD despite the tinted windows while mercilessly tailgating anyone regardless of whether they're going 40 or 99mph are far far worse. That was a run-on sentence, similar in sloppiness and clunkiness to the way those AWFUL PEOPLE drive.

And not for nothing, I'd bang that middle aged asian lady all across the parkway and back.

Meataball23

03-19-2009, 01:56 PM

Ive never feared for my life more than when I was a kid and my grandmother would drive me somewhere. Zero regard for traffic laws/the world around her

The Ogre

03-19-2009, 03:19 PM

White women. More money they have, worse they drive. Not to mention that they feel entitled to stop wherever they want and talk on the phone EVEN IF IT IS IN AN ACTIVE LANE OF TRAFFIC. Second worse is young white men. I drive a truck for a living, and if I ever have to back into a driveway from a light traffic street, invariably some jerkoff will come bearing down on me and try to pass me as soon as I make the turn that will swing me out into their path. Even if I had a giant neon sign that said "EXCUSE ME COCKSUCKER, I AM BACKING MY LARGE TRUCK INTO A DRIVEWAY..WAIT PLEASE", these mouthbreather would still try to shave five seconds off of their trip by speeding around me into oncoming traffic.

In summation, come on white people. Get your shit together.

Dell

03-19-2009, 05:08 PM

On 95 from Virginia to DC the cell phone users are terrible... :thumbdown: