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booster11373
08-18-2005, 04:50 PM
<p>Its Tom Sizemore if anyone cares</p><p>The rumored Tom Sizemore sex tape is no longer a rumor. </p><p class="article_text">Sizemore, who is currently in rehab, will likely get a percentage of the profits. </p><p class="article_text">Most noted for his roles in <em>Saving Private Ryan</em>, <em>Natural Born Killers</em> and <em>Black Hawk Down</em>, Sizemore appears with various women in the tape, which was compiled from footage shot with multiple cameras over a series of years. Despite rumors that the tape would feature model/actress Liz Hurley, none of the women featured are mainstream stars. </p><p class="article_text">Instead, the tape often features multiple women at once and an unrepentant Sizemore. </p><p class="article_text">link to story NSFW</p><p class="article_text"><a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=236729" target="_self">http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&amp;Action=View_ Article&amp;Content_ID=236729</a></p>

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Death Metal Moe
08-18-2005, 05:26 PM
Who?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-18-2005, 05:29 PM
<p><font size="1">Who?</font></p><p>Nobody you want to see have sex. Trust me.</p>

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mikeyboy
08-18-2005, 05:33 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">Who?</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nobody you want to see have sex. Trust me.</p><p>Aw, Alice, you made Tommy sad.</p><p><img height="215" src="http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,429514,00.jpg" width="287" border="0" /><br /></p>

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Death Metal Moe
08-18-2005, 05:37 PM
<p><img height="250" src="http://www.poster.net/sizemore-tom/sizemore-tom-photo-tom-sizemore-6203501.jpg" width="199" border="0" /></p><p>I still have no idea who he is, but that's just because I'm out of the entertainment loop.</p><p>He looks like some regular guy.&nbsp; I mean good for him if he's getting whatever actions he wants, but yea.&nbsp; I'm gonna have to agree with Fuzzybutt here and say I probably don't want to see this guy having sex with anyone.</p>

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08-18-2005, 05:45 PM
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Bulldogcakes
08-18-2005, 06:41 PM
Tom Sizemore. Pffft. What a cheesy porn star name. <br />


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Dirtybird12
08-19-2005, 04:18 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Tom Sizemore. <br /><br />this guy is a real piece of shit

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Doctor Manhattan
08-19-2005, 04:28 AM
<p><img src="http://s1.imagesubmit.com/freddurst.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><font size="2">Because if Tom Sizemore knows anything it's&nbsp;that Male Celebrity Sex Tapes&nbsp;sell so much better than Female Celebrity Sex Tapes!</font></p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

<font color=black>This message was edited by SKW on 8-19-05 @ 8:28 AM</font>

torker
08-19-2005, 06:40 AM
Scagnetti on Porn

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Doctor Manhattan
08-31-2005, 04:39 AM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">They are on bit torrent, The funniest parts are Tom's introductions (Actors with no script are insane) and the giant dildo.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">And you'd think an actor who has been in a number of good movies and worked with VERY famous actors/directors could afford some better looking hookers.</font></p>

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fluffernutter
08-31-2005, 04:43 AM
...and he apparently &quot;suffers&quot; from a condition called <a href="http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic486.htm" target="_self"><font size="1">priapism</font></a> that can keep him aroused for hours on end. <br />


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JesterOfSadness
08-31-2005, 04:54 AM
<p>Heres a review of the video NSFW</p>http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3156

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Doctor Manhattan
08-31-2005, 05:10 AM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">I didn't see the Giant Dildo being used, BTW. I didn't sit and watch the whole tape so I may have missed it. Tom was just playing around with it, while fully dressed.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">The girls were using one of those <a href="http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=sybian&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wf" target="_blank">Syban </a>machines.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2"><strong>&quot;I'm a grower, not a shower&quot;</strong></font></p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

<font color=black>This message was edited by SKW on 8-31-05 @ 12:58 PM</font>

IamFogHat
08-31-2005, 05:26 AM
<p>Um...gross.&nbsp; </p><p>When I first glanced at this I thought you said Tom Selleck and I got really excited.</p><p><img height="166" src="http://furonfilm.fanspace.com/s/selleck32.jpg" width="364" border="0" /></p><p>His wang is probably huge.</p>

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Bulldogcakes
08-31-2005, 12:55 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>When I first glanced at this I thought you said Tom Selleck and I got really excited.</p><p><img width="364" height="166" border="0" src="http://furonfilm.fanspace.com/s/selleck32.jpg" /></p><p>His wang is probably huge.</p>

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