I dare you to mock Carrot Top to his face.... [Archive]

Tall_James

08-19-2005, 07:43 AM

<a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003301.html" target="_self">...because he will RIP YOUR FUCKING ARMS RIGHT OFF YOUR BODY AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM !!!!!</a><img src="http://doubleviking.com/wp-content/ctop_workout2.jpg" border="0" />I guess he got sick of being the brunt of jokes and decided to go the Charles Atlas route.  I get the douchechills just looking at this.

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Snoogans

08-19-2005, 07:46 AM

its all cause the flaxseed 

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 08:05 AM

OK, could someone who knows about body building tell us if it's possible without steriods to go from the the way he was a few months ago on those commercials to this.  Thanks.

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Doctor Manhattan

08-19-2005, 08:08 AM

OK, could someone who knows about body building tell us if it's possible without steriods to go from the the way he was a few months ago on those commercials to this.  Thanks. He's been working out for a while, but does look much bigger now:<img height="262" src="http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/photoplay/images/fans/ct_fans_74.gif" width="350" border="0" /><img height="285" src="http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/photoplay/images/fans/CT_fans82.jpg" width="350" border="0" /><img src="http://s2.imagesubmit.com/ctop_workout3.jpg" border="0" />Hey, pull up your pants, Mister! There is that "V" that Jimmy admires about Opie...<a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

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JPMNICK

08-19-2005, 08:20 AM

there is no way with out steroids that it is possible. he did not have the body type to put on that much mass that quickly. thats all juice, and a great diet, personal trainer and suppliments.

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Snoogans

08-19-2005, 08:45 AM

the thing that shows its juice is the veins. even when he was in shape,
he didnt have all those arm veins. also, his head is muckin huge now 

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torker

08-19-2005, 09:08 AM

I think I see the carrot patch.

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kevcala

08-19-2005, 09:42 AM

He's still ugly. . . . he's so ugly that sometimes when referring to
an ugly individual my friend and I will say, "So and so is really ugly.
.  .no . . I'm talking carrot top ugly."    I hope to god he doesn't read this post . . . if he does. . just kidding Mr. Top. 

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Johnny4

08-19-2005, 03:44 PM

He is almost as big as Piscopo in that zombie movie. And twice as unfunny. 


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Bulldogcakes

08-19-2005, 03:55 PM

quote:<a target="_self" href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003301.html"> 
</a><img border="0" src="http://doubleviking.com/wp-content/ctop_workout2.jpg" /> 
<a target="blank" href="http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com"></a> BAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! THATS THE FIRST TIME HE EVER MADE ME LAUGH! 

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BeerBandit

08-19-2005, 04:40 PM

Granted, he is huge in that picture, but
I worked with him at a club in New Hampshire in 2001 and he was pretty
ripped back then.  Not jacked, but ripped.  He jumps rope
before his set.  Real nice guy. 


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JPMNICK

08-19-2005, 04:47 PM

did he try and sip your D before you went on

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 04:48 PM

quote: <img src="http://mmcdermott1.photosite.com/~photos/tn/86_348.ts1122066000400.jpg" border="0" /> Dude, I was a HUGE Danger Mouse fan.  Where did you find this?  Do you have episodes, or know where I can get any?

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BeerBandit

08-19-2005, 05:13 PM

Hey Moe, A&E just released Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD.  I have
them.  They are awesome.  Upon viewing them I was immediately
thrown back to my younger days of watching evenings on Nickelodeon
(before Nick at Nite, when Nickelodeon changed over to A&E at
8:00).  

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TheMojoPin

08-19-2005, 05:49 PM

Actually, I remember in those old phone ads he'd do on TV, I was always annoyed by how in shape his guns looked in those sleeveless t-shirts he wore.Fucker.

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fiestygal

08-19-2005, 06:11 PM

OH MAN I  THINK I SAW THE TOP OF HIS RED PUBES... GROSS

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FUNKMAN

08-19-2005, 06:15 PM

if Moses saw that burning bush we wouldn't have any commandments...  he would've ran back to Egypt

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 06:19 PM

quote: Hey Moe, A&E just released Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD.  I have them.  They are awesome.  Upon viewing them I was immediately thrown back to my younger days of watching evenings on Nickelodeon (before Nick at Nite, when Nickelodeon changed over to A&E at 8:00).  Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein <img src="http://mmcdermott1.photosite.com/~photos/tn/86_348.ts1122066000400.jpg" border="0" /> Thanks for the info.  I am there.My memory of the show is eating breakfast with it every morning before school.  Cream of Wheat or an English Muffin.  I know it's a kid's show, but the sense of humor is more intelligent than most kid's shows.  I guess it's the fact it's a British cartoon.  I will go look for the DVD's on Ebay right now. 

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 06:20 PM

before Nick at Nite, when Nickelodeon changed over to A&E at 8:00MAN!  How gay was that?!

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 06:33 PM

quote: Hey Moe, A&E just released Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD.  I have them.  They are awesome.   <img src="http://mmcdermott1.photosite.com/~photos/tn/86_348.ts1122066000400.jpg" border="0" /> Just bought them after a little searching between sites.  Overstock.com had it brand new for like $17 and a dollar shipping.  Very nice.  Ebay also showed me that there's a lot more stuff out but I think it's overseas DVD region coding.  Gay.  I just hope they release it all over here eventually.

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King Imp

08-19-2005, 09:21 PM

If this pic is not Photoshopped, then I guarantee he is on steroids or some sort of growth hormone. Take it from someone who has worked out clean for over 20 yrs. of my life. I have never looked that good and I have the frame to support muscle like that. He was the "98 lb. weakling" just a few years ago. There is no possible way to pack on that much mass in that short amount of time naturally.

ChickenHawk

08-19-2005, 10:31 PM

This just makes me HATE Carrottop with even more of a burning passion... And the fucker needs to learn how to pull up his pants. I can see the top of his awful fire-crotch.

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IrishAlkey

08-19-2005, 11:58 PM

That's the man I see in my mind when I'm dreaming about Mojo.

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whorehay

08-20-2005, 01:20 AM

all comedians should be tested for steroids

Yerdaddy

08-20-2005, 05:24 AM

quote: I think I see the carrot patch.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/bvvgfgh.jpg" border="0" /> I will not die a monster. Torker deserves props for this one. Please TAKE CARROT TOP'S!!!!

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monsterone

08-20-2005, 11:08 AM

pull up your pants fruit... i mean vegetable...                                    ...oh good lord...(thump)

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