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K5Banger
08-19-2005, 08:35 AM
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0817052slipknot1.html</p>

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Doctor Manhattan
08-19-2005, 08:40 AM
<p><font color="#003300" size="2">Shouldn't Gwar, Kiss, Alice Cooper,&nbsp;Marlyn Manson and Rob Zombie be suing Zlipknot?</font></p><p><font color="#003300" size="2">There may be some other bands I should have put in there...</font></p>

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Death Metal Moe
08-19-2005, 08:41 AM
I haven't seen the commercial, but come on.&nbsp; You start to get real &quot;Metallica&quot; when you start suing.

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fluffernutter
08-19-2005, 08:41 AM
<p>I found the whole Coq Roq thing kind of funny and pretty clever.</p><p>I first saw the ad and was like &quot;Hey, that says essentially Cock Rock on the screen!&quot; &quot;The hell?&quot;</p><p>Slipknot
suing for this is pretty lame. Big deal, so Burger King wants to use a
&quot;chicken costumed&quot; metal band to portray its new product.</p><p>Couldn't
say GWAR sue Slipknot for wearing masks and couldn't Mushroom Head even
sue Slipknot for ripping them off? From what i recall Mushroon Head was
doing their thing for a few years before Slipknot even came about so if
anyone should be bitching it should be them. Also reminds me of when
Gene Simmons tried suing King Diamond for his make-up saying it looked
too much like his. If he really wanted to be a prick he could go after
every Black Metal band out there who uses face paint.</p><p>Ridiculous.&nbsp;</p>

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Snoogans
08-19-2005, 08:48 AM
One nation under chicken fries<br />


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JesterOfSadness
08-19-2005, 08:51 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Couldn't say GWAR sue Slipknot for wearing masks and couldn't Mushroom Head even sue Slipknot for ripping them off? From what i recall Mushroon Head was doing their thing for a few years before Slipknot even came about so if anyone should be bitching it should be them. <br />&nbsp;As much as I used to like these bands, I have to say its pretty lame that they are doing this. And to add Mushroomhead sucks alot more than Slipknot.

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Snoogans
08-19-2005, 08:53 AM
Slipknot has no case anyway, cause in the commercial, there are hot chicks. and no hot chicks are ever at slipknot shows<br />


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JesterOfSadness
08-19-2005, 08:58 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Slipknot has no case anyway, cause in the commercial, there are hot chicks. and no hot chicks are ever at slipknot shows <br />&nbsp;Nice.... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

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MrPink
08-19-2005, 03:05 PM
Fuck Slipknot!

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Death Metal Moe
08-19-2005, 03:37 PM
You are no longer METAL when you sue over things like this.&nbsp; A Metal band usually seems like a bunch of regular guys who get together to make brutal, heavy music.&nbsp; Slipknot is just way too comfortable getting full of themselves.&nbsp; I mean if it was blatant misuse of their image, fine.&nbsp; But as all of the people in here have explained, they're not the 1st or last band to play with make up, masks or other face coverings.

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Snoogans
08-19-2005, 03:40 PM
<p>plus, the guy in the commercial was wearing a half chicken head. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and
doesnt the one guy from slipknot wear an It mask? its not like they are
original masks or the commercial used the same mask. ITS A FUCKIN
CHICKIN SUIT. Why not sue pete rose and the wwe as well&nbsp;</p>

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TheMojoPin
08-19-2005, 05:50 PM
<p>There's a band called &quot;Mushroomhead?&quot;</p><p>Has anyone kicked their asses yet?</p><p>Repeatedly.</p>

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ChickenHawk
08-19-2005, 05:52 PM
I'm pretty sure Slipknot should just sue themselves for sucking so much.

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Death Metal Moe
08-19-2005, 05:59 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>There's a band called &quot;Mushroomhead?&quot;</p><p>Has anyone kicked their asses yet?</p><p>Repeatedly.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> <br />Too drunk to dream... &lt;&lt; Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends. &gt;&gt; &quot;You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad...&quot;<p>I'm not a fan, but they're a pretty well established band for what they do, and they did Slipknot's masked/painted act long before Slipknot.&nbsp; </p><p><br /></p>

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Death Metal Moe
08-19-2005, 06:00 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I'm pretty sure Slipknot should just sue themselves for sucking so much. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ChickenHawk" border="0" /><br />HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!<br /><strong><strike>Shock</strike></strong><br /><font color="#ff0000"><font size="2"><strong>EMFA</strong></font></font><font color="#ffffff"><br /><font color="#000000">Well I mean come on.&nbsp; They don't SUCK, but they're not the be all-end all Metal band.&nbsp; They're OK, I'm just not a huge fan.</font></font>

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El Mudo
08-19-2005, 06:01 PM
Of course you're not a huge fan of Slipknot&nbsp;Moe...you're over 14...

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TheMojoPin
08-19-2005, 06:04 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>There's a band called &quot;Mushroomhead?&quot;</p><p>Has anyone kicked their asses yet?</p><p>Repeatedly.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> <br />Too drunk to dream... &lt;&lt; Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends. &gt;&gt; &quot;You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad...&quot; <p>I'm not a fan, but they're a pretty well established band for what they do, and they did Slipknot's masked/painted act long before Slipknot.&nbsp; </p><p><br /></p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> The revelation only makes my questions all the more prudent.<br />

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JesterOfSadness
08-20-2005, 08:32 PM
For christs sake, one of mushroomhead's band members name is PIG BENIS

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monsterone
08-20-2005, 08:40 PM
<p><img height="481" src="http://www.bsgrafix.com/images/king.jpg" width="577" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>long before any of these bands.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and fuck KISS- they straight faggato.&nbsp; there's nothing ard about kiss.</p>

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JesterOfSadness
08-21-2005, 04:21 AM
I listened to the four songs that they have on their website....and I hate to admit it...but I'm digging the Coq Roq...

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XMRonFez
08-24-2005, 08:24 PM
I&nbsp;know this is off the point, but those chicken fries aren't that bad...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-24-2005, 08:39 PM
It's a case of an old band grassping at straws.

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MrPink
08-24-2005, 09:12 PM
<p>and fuck KISS- they straight faggato.&nbsp; there's nothing ard about kiss.</p><p>I watched Gene Simmon's Rock School a few days ago and Mr Simmons said the most absurd thing I've heard in a long time. He said that you don't need a good voice or be able to play instruments well to be in a rock band. Now that I think about it, none of the KISS guys are good at playing.</p>

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IamFogHat
08-25-2005, 05:59 AM
What bothers me is the fact that they said &quot;the Slipnot generation&quot; which is fallible in any context.

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DarkHippie
08-25-2005, 11:52 AM
I'd rather listen to Balloonknot

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newport king
08-25-2005, 06:40 PM
have they done anything since &quot;wait and bleed&quot;? oh wait didn't the 1 guy sing a kind of gayish song that sounded like it was from beauty and the beast or some shit? i think his name was chad.

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Snoogans
08-25-2005, 06:41 PM
that gay shit was the singer by himself i think, and they had that knew
song about push my fingers into my eyes, apparently people still by
their album in mass amounts cause this is now their &quot;generation&quot;<br />


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Death Metal Moe
08-25-2005, 06:55 PM
Slipknot is no one's generation.&nbsp; They're another band, nothing more nothing less.&nbsp; And they're not even that great.&nbsp;

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