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booster11373
08-20-2005, 05:45 PM
<p>Very funny movie, laughed more then i did at Wedding Crashers </p><p>2 funny comedies in 1 summer the world must be coming to an end.&nbsp;</p>

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cougarjake13
08-20-2005, 06:32 PM
<p>i haven't seen this movie but one question i have is</p><p>do they explain why he screams out kelly clarkson's name</p><p>when he gets waxed?? is it a context thing? or he screams it for</p><p>no reason?</p>

MrPink
08-20-2005, 06:36 PM
Since Steve Carell was really being waxed, it was probably the first thing that popped into his head.

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HBox
08-20-2005, 06:50 PM
<p>This movie was phenomal, just classic!
Seriosuly, if there was even a doubt before, it is now clear that Steve
Carrell is a star. Amazing performance by him; unlike his other popular
roles in comedies, this time he wasn't really a &quot;character,&quot; he was
more grounded, more &quot;real.&quot; He showed enough to carry this movie, and
yet he didn't have to thanks to great performances by everybody in the
film, most of whom I've never seen or heard of. There's no break in
this film, it's almost as if I laughed from beginning to end
nonstop.<br />
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08-21-2005, 06:34 AM
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torker
08-21-2005, 06:40 AM
<p><font color="#000080" size="2">Steve Carrell is a star</font></p><p>Somewhere, Mo Rocca is crying himself to sleep.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img height="250" src="http://www.travelandleisure.com/images/sys/200502_morocca_200.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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fezident
08-22-2005, 04:57 AM
<p>This movie was f'cking funny.&nbsp; </p><p>Some of the comedy is obvious and, at other times, it's totally subtle.&nbsp; It's not just a one-note joke for two hours.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>As for the &quot;Ahhhh....Kelly Clarkson!!!&quot; line.&nbsp; It makes no sense.&nbsp; It makes no sense in the commercial and it also makes ZERO sense in the context of the movie.&nbsp; It's just a nonsensical exclamation that he makes that, for some reason, made it into the movie.&nbsp; Maybe the crew laughed on the day or something like that.&nbsp; In fact, that whole waxing scene is probably the least funny part of the movie.</p><p>As a whole, the movie is amazing though.&nbsp; I hope it dominates the box office.</p>

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JustJon
08-22-2005, 10:04 AM
Rotten Tomatoes aggregates all ratings for a movie and then averages
them.&nbsp; The 40 Year old Virgin is the being considered the best
reviewed movie of 2005, with 84% positive reviews.<br />


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08-22-2005, 10:19 AM
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Gringo Star
08-22-2005, 11:01 AM
I thought he was saying &quot;Alex Lifeson&quot;.

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fezident
08-22-2005, 09:47 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I thought he was saying &quot;Alex Lifeson&quot;. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>For some reason, THAT would've been funny.</p>

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Justice4all
08-22-2005, 10:33 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>As for the &quot;Ahhhh....Kelly Clarkson!!!&quot; line.&nbsp; It makes no sense.&nbsp; It makes no sense in the commercial and it also makes ZERO sense in the context of the movie.&nbsp; It's just a nonsensical exclamation that he makes that, for some reason, made it into the movie.&nbsp; Maybe the crew laughed on the day or something like that.&nbsp; In fact, that whole waxing scene is probably the least funny part of the movie.</p><p><br />Actually that did make sense, all he was saying when he was getting waxed were curse words and explitives. When he yelled Kelly Clarkson it was his way of saying her name or her music was just as bad as a curse word.</p><p>So he would equate her name as nasty as saying &quot;You stupid fucking whore&quot;</p><p>I think that was hysterical.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Saw the movie...loved it. I was laughing all the way home. This guy hit a home run.</p>

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fezident
08-23-2005, 03:50 AM
<p>I've never heard of ANYONE who thinks that's what he was trying to convey by yelling her name.&nbsp; That's a long way to go for a joke.</p><p>Especially when they are showing it completely out of context in the commercials and trailers and talk show clips.&nbsp; I think that THEY think it's funny all on its own.</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>&quot;Jam out with your clam out&quot;</p>

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DarkHippie
08-23-2005, 01:03 PM
Its like Cartman screaming out &quot;Barbara Streisand&quot;

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booster11373
08-23-2005, 01:16 PM
The Kelly Clakson gag is the weakest part of the whole waxing bit, because it was played to death in the promotional stuff, Now the east indian rattling off all the sex acts, thats funny and you aint going to get that in the commercials

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spoon
08-23-2005, 11:42 PM
<p>Great flick boys!&nbsp; Go see it asap......alsdhjoweihoiahgruhurhgladg!</p>

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Aggie
08-25-2005, 09:25 AM
<p>So freaking funny, more laughs than Wedding Crashers.</p><p>And my take on the Kelly Clarkson thing was that it was the ONLY clean thing he said during the whole waxing so they used in the commercial because they wanted to show that scence. I have no idea why it's supposed to be funny, I think everyone is reading into it way too much.</p>

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Judge Smails
08-25-2005, 11:44 AM
<p>From MTV.com &quot;When&nbsp;Did Kelly Clarkson Become So Hip?&quot;</p><p><a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1508202/20050823/index.jhtml?headlines=true">http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1508202/20050823/index.jhtml?headlines=true</a></p><p><strong>Quote:</strong>&nbsp; &quot;And rockers are apparently not the only ones obsessing over Clarkson. One of Hollywood's hottest comedic actors is so smitten with her that he yelled out her name while ad-libbing a memorable scene in his latest movie.<br /><br />&quot;I don't know her very well, I mean, we dated a couple of times,&quot; &quot;The 40-Year-Old Virgin&quot; himself, Steve Carell, said, tongue firmly in cheek. &quot;She smells like strawberry shortcake, I know that. Her eyes are like limpid pools and she has the voice of an angel.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>&quot;It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat&quot;

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grlNIN
09-02-2005, 08:48 PM
<p>I didn't expect it to be as funny as it was.</p><p>The Hair spoof at the end was great.<br />
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