Pat, you're embarassing yourself [Archive]

TheMojoPin

08-23-2005, 11:10 AM

Yeah, glad he could take time out from his busy schedule of praying for the death of others to actively WISH it on someone else.Man, it's fantastic that we don't have to deal with religious extremists HERE!  And luckily, they'd NEVER have a huge mainstream following or serious political influence!  *PHEW!*

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legroommusic

08-23-2005, 11:21 AM

you don't know. maybe this hugo chavez is the devil or the antichrist. you don't know.

TheMojoPin

08-23-2005, 11:27 AM

Maybe it's Pat, and he's trying to distract us all from that horrible, horrible truth by pointing at someone else!

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furie

08-23-2005, 11:37 AM

"It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war." The man's got a point, there! 

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Mike Teacher

08-23-2005, 11:39 AM

This has the makings of a real Pat Battle.

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Recyclerz

08-23-2005, 11:55 AM

Let's not forget that Venezuela has got a fair amount of oil sitting under it./just saying/actually, just trying to start trouble. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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Bulldogcakes

08-23-2005, 12:30 PM

Dont kill Hugo Chavez, kill his son. He's married to Shakira<img width="211" height="211" border="0" src="http://www.giron.co.cu/Wallpapers/Fotos/Famosos/Shakira/shakira.jpg" /> OK, once again from behind  <img width="211" height="211" border="0" src="http://www.tommyduggan.com/shakira_files/Shakira%2009.GIF" />Nice

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Ndugu

08-23-2005, 12:45 PM

this thread has just made a turn for the better

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Death Metal Moe

08-23-2005, 08:21 PM

Didn't Shakira hang out with He Man in the 80'?

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08-23-2005, 08:26 PM

quote: agreed moe...nothing more hilarious than a devout follower of the word calling for the MURDER of a human being....not even like a "we should bring him to justice" or whatever...its "let's assassinate him..."not even "we should go to war with them"...no...its let's sneak into his country and kill him covertly...what a remarkable piece of shit he is...the 700 club should fire him...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/fmjeff.gif" border="0" /> It made my heart sing.For real.  And if they don't fire him for this, what will they fire him for?  Christianity "CLAIMS" it's for understanding, loving ones enemy and letting God's will lead them.  This guy just says he wants someone dead?  I'm sorry that ANYONE takes what this man says seriously, but sadly enough this Snake Oil Salesman has a pulpit to preach from and talks to way too many people each day.  Wishing for the murder of another is just about the least Christian thing you could do besides actually killing him and calling Satan on your cell phone afterwards to set up a black mass.  I hope "Someone would go ahead and do it" to good 'ol Pat.  My favorite Holy Roller.  Choke on the Cross you fucking sinner. 

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08-23-2005, 10:21 PM

Anyone else open this thread wondering if Jeff was trying to start an intervention for Irish Alkey? 

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Bama

08-24-2005, 08:55 AM

I can't believe that anyone supports this garbage. Any politician
who agrees with him will get the Trent Lott treatment. Edit: any
politician except GWB (he's bulletproof) 
Pat lost his relevance long ago. I wouldn't even remember him anymore if it wasn't for the Daily Show. 

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FUNKMAN

08-24-2005, 10:03 AM

they can call him Oral Robertson for now on.... Oral Roberts - quite a fitting name for a religious leader

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Bama

08-24-2005, 10:22 AM

Whatever happened to Oral? Did he get his money or did something bad happen. 

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booster11373

08-24-2005, 11:13 AM

Well know he's claiming that he was misinterpated by the AP, yet he refrences our (the USA) policy on assination in the first sentence of his little rant.CNN has a link to video clips, you can actually see him talking out of both sides of his mouth

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monsterone

08-24-2005, 11:31 AM

<a href="http://files.foundrymusic.com/WMV/08212005_patmoonachie_camden.zip" target="_self">i thought this is what you were talking about</a>.

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Bulldogcakes

08-24-2005, 12:25 PM

No,
you all misunderstood me! I never said it! (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/08/24/MTFH81183_2005-08-24_16-59-47_SCH362917.html)A true man of God. First he advocates Murder (very Christian, no?), now he LIES about it. Thats two Commandments broken. Now if we could just catch him in bed with his secretary.  

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torker

08-24-2005, 03:38 PM

I know it goes against the tenets of his professed religious beliefs, but is really that bad of an idea?                                                                    <img height="96" src="http://www.deism.com/images/pats.jpg" width="124" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

08-24-2005, 03:41 PM

was it a venezuelan olympic soccer player that got assasinated for scoring a goal for the other team?

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Bulldogcakes

08-24-2005, 06:31 PM

quote:was it a venezuelan olympic soccer player that got assasinated for scoring a goal for the other team? Yeah,
but that wasn't pre-meditated. Thats just you're average soccer fan who
was still sober enough so he didn't miss. Probably lost his whole
paycheck betting on the game, too. 
 Boy
dont we suck as a country. When was the last time we killed a
ballplayer who royally screwed up? They have all the fun south of the
border. 


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HBox

08-24-2005, 06:33 PM

I'm pretty sure you guys are talking about Columbia. 

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curtoid

08-24-2005, 06:47 PM

The people who have been screaming for each and every Muslim to step forward and denounce Islamic extremists should now take a page out their book and be forced to denounce Pat Robertson's assasination plot. Using their logic, if they don't then they are for it. 

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TheMojoPin

08-24-2005, 07:30 PM

quote: The people who have been screaming for each and every Muslim to step forward and denounce Islamic extremists should now take a page out their book and be forced to denounce Pat Robertson's assasination plot. Using their logic, if they don't then they are for it.  <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/surf.jpg" border="0" /> But that makes too much sense, and that has NO place around extreme religion!

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FUNKMAN

08-24-2005, 07:47 PM

turn the other cheeka priests favorite line in the bible

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Furtherman

08-25-2005, 12:10 PM

This idiot has made some brillant statements before.  This is my favorite:"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson And yet thousands of dumb ass fellow Americans give him money every week.  

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angrymissy

08-25-2005, 12:53 PM

How about these gems:There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore. -- Pat Robertson, address to his American Center for Law and Justice, November, 1993I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe that I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election of 2004. It's shaping up that way. The Lord has just blessed him.... I mean, he could make terrible mistakes and comes out of it. It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad. God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him. -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, , January 2, 2004 I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period. -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, January 8, 1992 If the widespread practice of homosexuality will bring about the destruction of your nation, if it will bring about terrorist bombs, if it'll bring about earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor, it isn't necessarily something we ought to open our arms to. -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, August 6, 1998, on the occasion of the Orlando, Florida, Gay Pride Festival 199

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Furtherman

08-25-2005, 01:04 PM

OH!  Hurricanes and tornadoes and POSSIBLY a meteor.  Well, thanks a lot faggots!  You just might POSSIBLY wipe us all out!  *writes check to 700 club* 

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Bulldogcakes

08-25-2005, 02:30 PM

quote:"Feminism
encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice
witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson Well, sure it does. Plus it gives them hairy armpits. But that doesn't mean we should go around shooting foreign leaders.    We sure dont like it when they shoot ours . . . . . . . <img width="220" height="168" border="0" src="http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/11/20/jfk.40/story.funeral.jpg" /> 

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Bulldogcakes

08-25-2005, 02:36 PM

[quote]I
know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married,
you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the
head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and
that's the way it is, period. -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, January 8, 1992 Hmmmm. I just might have to change my opinion on old Pat. This sounds pretty good to me. If
the widespread practice of homosexuality will bring about the
destruction of your nation, if it will bring about terrorist bombs, if
it'll bring about earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor, it
isn't necessarily something we ought to open our arms to. -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, August 6, 1998, on the occasion of the Orlando, Florida, Gay Pride Festival 199

Actually, Princeton University is studying the link between Homosexuality and Meteors as we speak. 

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shamus mcfitzy

08-25-2005, 03:00 PM

you don't know. maybe this hugo chavez is the devil or the antichrist. you don't know. no, good ole Pat is just a psychopath. I mean how long has Communism not been a threat, like 15 years at least? It really goes to show what the radical right follows in this country: old outdated policies that date back to Reagan. I mean I don't know much about Chavez, but just from the article, he won re-election in 2004 with 58% of the vote. That's more of a democratic majority than our own president's get. And a major reason why the right wing (not just Robertson) doesn't like the guy is that he says things like wanting to sell oil directly to the US people rather than through oil companies. Luckily I think this nonesense with Pat might have bought Chavez more leeway with the government because it surely wouldn't look good if we cracked down hard on this guy after he just got threatened by one of the more influential people to a large number in this country.

TheMojoPin

08-25-2005, 05:15 PM

quote:  quote: "Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson Well, sure it does. Plus it gives them hairy armpits. But that doesn't mean we should go around shooting foreign leaders.    We sure dont like it when they shoot ours . . . . . . . <img height="168" src="http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/11/20/jfk.40/story.funeral.jpg" width="220" border="0" /> <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetBulldogcakes3.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My site Bully Baby</a> "A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald Uhhh...<img height="199" src="http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/oswald.jpg" width="174" border="0" /> Lee Harvey Oswald was born in <a title="New Orleans" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/New_Orleans">New Orleans</a>, <a title="Louisiana" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Louisiana">Louisiana</a>.

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Bulldogcakes

08-25-2005, 06:13 PM

quote: 
quote:Lee Harvey Oswald was born in <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/New_Orleans" title="New Orleans">New Orleans</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Louisiana" title="Louisiana">Louisiana</a>. 

 Oh, please. Everybody knows that he was just a "patsy" for Castro, the mob, the Soviet Union, and owners of Texas titty bars. 

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Death Metal Moe

08-25-2005, 06:51 PM

I didn't think there was a way for me to hate anyone as much as this man:<img height="250" src="http://www.liberty.edu/media/1616/falwellcutout.jpg" width="258" border="0" />But sounds like Pat is spewing the same bullshit.  They're both shitdicks in my book, and I hope they die quickly.

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08-25-2005, 09:06 PM

<img height="497" src="http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/obrien.jpg" width="324" border="0" /> i want to eat your ass... let's go fucking crazy!!!

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Dirtybird12

08-26-2005, 05:36 AM

<img height="266" src="http://www.stu-man.com/archives/valenzuela.jpg" width="194" border="0" />What the hell kind of threat could an old fat baseball player be to the great Pat Robertson?Pat, grow up...racist.

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Bama

08-26-2005, 12:08 PM

We should all pray for a vacancy on the 700 club. 

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A.J.

08-27-2005, 02:38 AM

He's a Christian Wahabbist.

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10-09-2005, 06:42 PM

<a target="blank" href="http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46737">Robertson: Disasters 
point to 2nd Coming</a>Gee, and I thought it had something to do with Platectonics and rising ocean temps. Silly me. 


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FUNKMAN

10-09-2005, 06:43 PM

<a href="http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46737" target="blank">Robertson: Disasters point to 2nd Coming</a>at my age a second coming is a blessing...

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A.J.

10-09-2005, 09:54 PM

Yep.  I was waiting for Pat to offer us that explanation.When we can't figure something out logically or scientifically, let's fall back on mythology and fables for the answer!!!

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high fly

10-24-2005, 03:32 PM

quote: How about these gems:There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore. -- Pat Robertson, address to his American Center for Law and Justice, November, 1993I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe that I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election of 2004. It's shaping up that way. The Lord has just blessed him.... I mean, he could make terrible mistakes and comes out of it. It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad. God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him. -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, , January 2, 2004 I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period. -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, January 8, 1992 If the widespread practice of homosexuality will bring about the destruction of your nation, if it will bring about terrorist bombs, if it'll bring about earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor, it isn't necessarily something we ought to open our arms to. -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, August 6, 1998, on the occasion of the Orlando, Florida, Gay Pride Festival 199 <img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/newsig.gif" border="0" /> "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." [ Theodore Roosevelt ]   Bra-vo, AngryMissy!  

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Death Metal Moe

10-24-2005, 03:35 PM

They always bring up this "God's Wrath" nonsense everytime a few natural disasters hit so close to each other.Church Attendance continues to drop, they have to do something to scare them back!  Those finely tailored suits don't buy themselves!

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10-24-2005, 03:38 PM

I got an answer for ya Pat.  How about "never in the history of man has 24 hour instant news been available like this, so we're hearing about all the horrible shit that went on for centuries."When else could you swing by your computer and see the top headlines from news stations around the globe?  It's not that things are getting much worse, it's that recently we're hearing about them ALL.  By recent I mean the past few decades, and especially the last with our pal the internet.

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FUNKMAN

10-24-2005, 03:40 PM

Pat Robertson deserves to be beaten about the head with the bible and the belt...

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Hottub

10-24-2005, 03:56 PM

Does anybody in politics, republican or otherwise take this asswhack seriously? Except for the sheep in the 700 Club, would anybody vote for, or want an endorsement from freaking Pat?I know some people like to equate Pat to the current republican elected officials, but other than to the good folks in Iowa, he is an embarrasment!

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FUNKMAN

10-24-2005, 04:03 PM

Does anybody in politics, republican or otherwise take this asswhack seriouslyi would venture to say George Bush likes and listens to him... 

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10-24-2005, 04:04 PM

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PatFromMoonachie

10-24-2005, 04:59 PM

quote:ÿÿÿÿÿ Pat, you're embarassing yourself ÿ<hr size="1" />ÿ<img height="448" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/vollisgood/patmessshirt.jpg" width="336" align="bottom" border="0" />I know!ÿ I know! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /> 

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Death Metal Moe

10-24-2005, 05:02 PM

Glad to have an O&A fan who can write their own material on our board.  Welcome Pat.One question.Why does your sig confirm you're Pat from Moonachie when your name clears up any mystery?

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PatFromMoonachie

10-24-2005, 05:11 PM

quote: Glad to have an O&A fan who can write their own material on our board.  Welcome Pat  Thanks!..BTW, Hoo Hoo's rippin off material?  Why does your sig confirm you're Pat from Moonachie when your name clears up any mystery?  Fixed it, I had that there when I was still "Vollisgood" (Star Trek ref.)...I'm trying to get used to the format! 

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Death Metal Moe

10-24-2005, 05:14 PM

quote: Thanks!..BTW, Hoo Hoo's rippin off material?  It just seems that a lot of less gifted O&A fans like to parrot Norton phrases instead of coming up with their own jokes.  We all know from listening to the show that you can write funny stuff.  quote:  Fixed it, I had that there when I was still "Vollisgood" (Star Trek ref.)...I'm trying to get used to the format!  Not breaking balls, just asking.  It said "aka Pat from Moonachie" when your name is already PatfromMoonachie.EDIT- Nevermind, just understood what you were talking about.  A name change.  Fair enough.Stick around man.  Hope you find some stuff that interests you.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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11-10-2005, 10:11 AM

Have to dust off this thread and make it about Pat Robertson again who, like Pat from Moonachie, never fails to entertain.I saw this tidbit on The New Republic's political blog (linked below) wherein Pat Robertson is warning the good people of Dover, PA (who voted all the Creationists off their school board on Tuesday) that they are now likely to be turned into pillars of salt or something. I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover, if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there.- Pat Robertson on the 700 Club <a href="http://www.tnr.com/blog/theplank">http://www.tnr.com/blog/theplank</a>  

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Bulldogcakes

11-10-2005, 05:38 PM

Pat Robertson is a gift that just keeps on giving . . . . . . . . . . .me headaches. 

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Death Metal Moe

11-10-2005, 06:14 PM

I pray everynight that God takes back Pat.  Takes him back up to Heaven to sit at his side.  Get him off our fucking planet.  He's gay.

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A.J.

11-11-2005, 10:55 PM

I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover, if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there.  - Pat Robertson on the 700 ClubBut Pat, according to the Bible, God gave man free will.  So isn't praying to ask for his help pointless?

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DeltaPin

11-13-2005, 05:15 AM

quote: quote: I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover, if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there.  - Pat Robertson on the 700 Club  But Pat, according to the Bible, God gave man free will.  So isn't praying to ask for his help pointless?Watched "Inherit the Wind" yesterday morning about the Scopes Monkey trial, Darwinism v. Creationism.  It's really amazing how some peoples minds haven't changed a bit over the past 80 years.