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Dirtybird12

08-27-2005, 04:56 PM

<img height="391" src="http://www.paulkienitz.net/comix/blue-rajah.jpg" width="475" border="0" />This may be the greatest / funniest movie of all time. <table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000279/">Hank Azaria</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">The Blue Raja</td></tr></table>(pictured above- tho his name is The Blue Raja, he wears no blue...brilliant) <table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000413/">Janeane Garofalo</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">The Bowler</td></tr></table>(this is the only role she's ever done that I like) <table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0001427/">Greg Kinnear</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">Captain Amazing/Lance Hunt</td></tr></table> (can't think of anyone more amazing for this role)<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000607/">Paul Reubens</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">The Spleen</td></tr></table>(aka pee wee herman - should've been called fartman - his anus is his weapon)<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0001774/">Ben Stiller</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">Mr. Furious</td></tr></table> (his best movie) <table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0001823/">Tom Waits</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">Dr. A. Heller</td></tr></table>( weapons inventor...need I say more?)<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0412850/">Eddie Izzard</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">Tony P.</td></tr></table>(one of the Disco Boys -pretty damn fitting)<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0005119/">Artie Lange</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">Big Red</td></tr></table>(short role - rips off belushi & farley ...again..)<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000513/">William H. Macy</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">The Shoveller</td></tr></table> (yes, THAT William H Macy - never knew he was so funny)And many more. Based on the Dark Horse comic created by Bob Burden A group of inept amateur superheroes must try to save the day when a supervillian threatens to destroy a major superhero and the city.   <a href="http://www.live365.com/stations/ufo_radio?play/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/headline.jpg" border="0" /></a> Cindy Sheehan on Fri night's cosmic circus 8/26

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Gmann

08-27-2005, 05:26 PM

<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000279/">Hank Azaria</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">The Blue Raja</td></tr></table>(pictured above- tho his name is The Blue Raja, he wears no blue...brilliant) but if you know your history it makes perfect sense.

torker

08-27-2005, 05:27 PM

Shit Sandwich.

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TheMojoPin

08-27-2005, 05:49 PM

Is this a bit?

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Fallon

08-27-2005, 07:27 PM

<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0">
<tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0001427">Greg Kinnear</a></td><td valign="top">.... </td><td valign="top">Captain Amazing/Lance Hunt</td></tr>
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 (can't think of anyone more amazing for this role)<img border="0" src="http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/More%20Shit%20Please.jpg" /> 

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HBox

08-27-2005, 07:33 PM

You know what movie ruled? Batman and Robin. I
can't think of anyone more amazing for the role of Mr. Freeze thna
Arnold Schwartzenegger.
And Caddyshack 2 as well. I didn't think it was possible for anyone to
top what Rodney Dangerfield and Bill Murray did in the original, but
damn if Jackie Mason and Dan Aykroyd didn't go and top them. 

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torker

08-27-2005, 07:45 PM

Good afternoon Mrs. Esterhouse.

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Tall_James

08-27-2005, 07:47 PM

Battlefield Earth totally kicks Star Wars ass.

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furie

08-27-2005, 08:01 PM

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torker

08-27-2005, 08:01 PM

Schindler's List had more genuine laughs.<img height="184" src="http://sfjff.org/sfjff24/movies/img-mov/2004IMAG.jpg" width="245" border="0" />

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HBox

08-27-2005, 08:05 PM

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I challenge you to find a more courageous hero. 


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MrPink

08-27-2005, 08:52 PM

Mystery Men? What the fuck!

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08-27-2005, 09:32 PM

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WhistlePig

08-27-2005, 10:36 PM

I loved this movie! Peewee was really disgusting, it was great!

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TheMojoPin

08-28-2005, 07:22 AM

I don't think there's anything more sublime than being kicked in the balls.  Who's with me?!??

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Death Metal Moe

08-28-2005, 07:25 AM

quote: Schindler's List had more genuine laughs.<img height="184" src="http://sfjff.org/sfjff24/movies/img-mov/2004IMAG.jpg" width="245" border="0" /><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/vjhvjvjvj.jpg" border="0" /><div align="left">No Static At All! </div><div align="left" /><div align="left">If I was driving while reading this, I would have crashed right into a pole. </div>

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Fallon

08-28-2005, 07:39 AM

quote:<img width="410" height="307" border="0" src="http://www.agonybooth.com/manos/title.jpg" />

  

Yes! I watched that last week.

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08-28-2005, 03:12 PM

Mystery Men was good but it was no<img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/BREAKIN2" border="0" />

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Snoogans

08-28-2005, 03:17 PM

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HBox

08-28-2005, 03:26 PM

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Snoogans

08-28-2005, 03:29 PM

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Tall_James

08-28-2005, 03:33 PM

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HBox

08-28-2005, 03:36 PM

<img width="317" height="576" border="0" src="http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/820-space_mutiny.jpg" />GO BRICK HARDCHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Snoogans

08-28-2005, 03:38 PM

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Dirtybird12

08-28-2005, 04:09 PM

So you guys like the Mystery Men?You do know it's a spoof on those over the top action/superhero movies ? not indie enough ?  I THROW FORKS AT YOU ALL!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" />

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DarkHippie

08-28-2005, 05:31 PM

Honestly, its one of my favorite movies.  Come on, TOM WAITS!!

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El Mudo

08-28-2005, 07:20 PM

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TheMojoPin

08-28-2005, 07:42 PM

Sorry, I was too busy watching Good Burger to ever catch it.

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El Mudo

08-28-2005, 07:48 PM

I'd buy this movie just for the pants... <img height="364" src="http://www.filmposters.com/images/posters/7549.jpg" width="252" border="0" />

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Dirtybird12

08-28-2005, 07:49 PM

lol u guys suck. ok I'll play along <img height="500" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002J4YVK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="368" border="0" />

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Dirtybird12

08-28-2005, 07:49 PM

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HBox

08-28-2005, 07:50 PM

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furie

08-28-2005, 09:14 PM

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08-28-2005, 09:35 PM

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08-28-2005, 09:38 PM

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PapaBear

08-28-2005, 09:47 PM

What's wrong with you people? ALL these movies pale in comparison to the cinematic mastery of...<img width="475" height="402" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00020X88O.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /> Do you have any idea how cold they had to get that pole, so she could get her tongue stuck to it?<img width="300" height="200" border="0" src="http://img.terra.com.br/i/2004/07/27/151144-5717-ga.jpg" /> 

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08-29-2005, 03:55 AM

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Reephdweller

08-29-2005, 04:13 AM

The only funny character in that movie to me was the kid from Good Burger who played Invisible Boy. Aside from that, the movie was just awful.

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Knowledged_one

08-29-2005, 05:32 AM

Screw you Snoogans Airborne was pure gold - Plus i think that was Jack Black's first big role

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08-29-2005, 05:50 AM

<img height="444" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=you+got+served/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12a1g0ppj/EXP=1125409098/*-http%3A//eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/i/es/mu/carte4.jpg" width="300" border="0" />Perhaps the most unintentionally hilarious movie in the history of cinema.  Between the tragic death of Lil Saint, the Lil Kim cameo, master thespian Steve Harvey (crew AGAINST crew!!), and the immortal words "YOU SUCKAS JUST GOT SERVED!!!"- a true American Classic. <img height="183" src="http://dyn.ifilm.com/image/stills/multimedia/photos/k/2532884_i_1_k_.jpg" width="320" border="0" />And tell me you wouldn't drill this fucker in the his spiky head, just because...

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Doctor Manhattan

08-29-2005, 07:06 AM

quote: So you guys like the Mystery Men? not indie enough ? I THROW FORKS AT YOU ALL!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" />  That is the least of the issues with that movie. I did enjoy Eddie Izzard in it.

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Yosammity

08-29-2005, 07:55 AM

I agree:  Mystery Men IS a good movie! 

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08-29-2005, 08:47 AM

And tell me you wouldn't drill this fucker in the his spiky head, just because... 
assult is funny...that is all 

 
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08-29-2005, 08:58 AM

I'll admit I liked it. Any movie that Goodie Mob makes a cameo in is a movie I'll watch.

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08-29-2005, 11:12 AM

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