50,000 Naked Virgins Audition for King

[El Mudo]

<p><a href="http://www.washtimes.com/world/20050830-121722-8729r.htm">http://www.washtimes.com/world/20050830-121722-8729r.htm</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The funniest thing about this article I think is that they call their Queen Mother &quot;The Great She-Elephant&quot;</p>

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<p><strong>&quot;It's good to be the King!&quot;</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>/just wanted to be first to say it.</p>

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[Tall_James]

Where can I see pictures of this?&nbsp; Do I have to buy National Geographic?

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>This probably wasn't as hot as everyone is thinking it was.&nbsp; Just a hunch.</p>

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[Judge Smails]

<p>Looks like the King has his own party animal daughter to deal with (a la the Bush Twins):</p><p><a href="http://www.mg.co.za/articlepage.aspx?area=/breaking_news/breaking_news__africa/&articleid=249482">http://www.mg.co.za/articlepage.aspx?area=/breaking_news/breaking_news__africa/&amp;articleid=249482</a></p><p><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">Quote:</font></strong></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">His eldest daughter Princess Sikhanyiso, a 17-year-old who was rarely seen in the umchwasho tassels herself, threw Friday's party with loud music and alcoholic drinks to celebrate the end of the chastity rite.<br /><br />&quot;We were so shocked that the girls decided to turn the reed-dance ceremony into a drinking and dancing spree,&quot; Ntsonjeni Dlamini, who is in charge of overseeing traditional affairs, said on Monday.<br /><br />Dlamini said he was compelled by tradition to beat the celebrating girls -- including the king's daughter -- with a stick.</font></p><p><font size="1" /></p><p><font size="1">To think that this ingrate had the nerve to ruin the very solemn ceremony in which her father and grandmother looked over 50,000 naked, gyrating, virgin teenage girls so that her horny dad could pick one to knock up and add to his harem.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

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[DJEvelEd]

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<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-30-05 @ 11:39 PM</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>it must be tough to decide whether you want one with a plate in her lip or one with a bone through&nbsp;her nose...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p><img height="316" src="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/photogalleries/africa_faces2/images/primary/faces_p207.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p><p><img height="374" src="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/photogalleries/africa_faces2/images/primary/faces_p233.jpg" width="376" border="0" /></p><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 8-30-05 @ 11:55 PM</font>

[monsterone]

<p>just to be a cock for a second, don't they want aid from the western world?&nbsp; yet their culture provides a means for AIDS to flourish in 40% of their population.&nbsp; and this cocksuckinf faggot parades around in a lion-skinned loin cloth to get multiple brides???</p><p>and provide loud music and alcohol, while your country suffers.&nbsp; eck.</p>

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<font color="red" size="1">i love a meth'ed out slut. the next rail is coming off the d-.
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