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fiestygal

09-01-2005, 08:17 PM

when was the last time you went out on a real date? for me it  has been close to 2 yrs ago.... i have also been single for a little more than a yr and a half now

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FUNKMAN

09-01-2005, 08:34 PM

about 22 years ago

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DarkHippie

09-01-2005, 08:44 PM

three weeks ago and I think I'm done dating for a while

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09-01-2005, 08:47 PM

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MrPink

09-01-2005, 09:08 PM

do one-eyed hookers count?

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PapaBear

09-01-2005, 09:13 PM

What's a date? I know not of such things. 

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mikeyboy

09-01-2005, 09:21 PM

You mean date, as in out in the dating pool having dinner, movie, etc. to find someone to be in a relationship with?  13 years

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PapaBear

09-01-2005, 09:23 PM

Relationship? I know not of such things. 

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TooCute

09-01-2005, 09:53 PM

nothing nevermind<div><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/rf.jpg" border="0" /></div>

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A.J.

09-01-2005, 10:09 PM

2000.  Seriously.

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Iamnotatool

09-02-2005, 06:16 AM

Last weekend w/ my girl to the Dutchess County Fair. Been dating 6 months, still take her out on dates once a week.

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Jennitalia

09-02-2005, 08:30 AM

my guy and i have been together for 8 months, and we still go out on "dates".  last week we went out for a sweet, romantic dinner. 

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Death Metal Moe

09-02-2005, 08:33 AM

<img height="240" src="http://www.koentertainmentcompany.com/KO%20Entertainment/jim-norton.jpg" width="320" border="0" />RAMOOOONE!!!!  Get me an escort service!Sorry, I had to do it.  I saw someone drop a Norton pic in this thread, and that bit he's been doing recently is one of the best I've heard on the show in weeks. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

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Jennitalia

09-02-2005, 08:36 AM

quote: <img height="240" src="http://www.koentertainmentcompany.com/KO%20Entertainment/jim-norton.jpg" width="320" border="0" />RAMOOOONE!!!!  Get me an escort service!Sorry, I had to do it.  I saw someone drop a Norton pic in this thread, and that bit he's been doing recently is one of the best I've heard on the show in weeks. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 9-2-05 @ 12:34 PM Always funny.  I heard it 3 times last night and laughed harder each time. 

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Death Metal Moe

09-02-2005, 08:46 AM

RAMOOOONE!!!! DARTH VADER HAS AIDS!!!Golden.           Shower?

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Tenbatsuzen

09-02-2005, 09:22 AM

quote: RAMOOOONE!!!! DARTH VADER HAS AIDS!!!Golden.           Shower?The preferred terminology is "yellow discipline".  

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walking joint

09-02-2005, 09:39 AM

the best part of the whole segment was when Norton called as Pat from Moonachie and had nothing really to say.  Anthony told him he stinks and Norton couldn't stop laughing.  i was laughing so hard.oh, and the only dates i seem to go on now with my wife are when we take one of our many neices/newphews/cousins out.  i pay, so it counts.

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zentraed

09-02-2005, 12:41 PM

i haven't been on a date in about 5 years. haven't gotten laid in that long either, which is really lame considering i'm only 24

Dan

09-03-2005, 08:18 PM

Last friday we went to dinner at a theme restaurant and saw a movie (40 Year Old Virgin).  Even after 2 years of dating and being engaged, it was fun to have a date night (however lame).

Yerdaddy

09-04-2005, 12:41 AM

Last real date was 2000, I think. Was also the last time I had a boinking prior to leaving the country. Since then I've nearly doubled my career homers. I've hid my salami in four different countries and I'M NEVER COMING HOME! [Here's a tip for you horny guys back home: get the fuck out! Lots of European chicks have a "thing" for American guys. In other words - they don't realize how pathetic we really are! Woohaaaaaa!] Oh, and standard dating is pointless when you're on the road - so it's cheaper, too.

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mdr55

09-04-2005, 06:51 AM

Does it count if she brings her kid with her?

Death Metal Moe

09-04-2005, 06:55 AM

quote: Does it count if she brings her kid with her? DAMN IT!  The Human Being in me wants to remain silent, but the HORRIBLE INDIVIDUAL I am wants to make a joke.....DAMN IT!!

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MHasegawa

09-04-2005, 09:51 AM

Moe, that sounded like a frosted mini wheats commercial gone wrong. 

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Death Metal Moe

09-04-2005, 10:38 AM

quote: Moe, that sounded like a frosted mini wheats commercial gone wrong. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=DynamiteK" border="0" /> Should I follow it up with an Archie Bunker impression? 

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09-10-2005, 01:59 AM

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Justice4all

09-13-2005, 04:13 AM

Define a "real" date.

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fiestygal

09-13-2005, 08:27 AM

quote: Define a "real" date. When two individuals who are semi interested in one another and/ or are already in a semi relationship/ full relationship leave to go out to spend time with one another al beit a movie/ resturants/ fields/parks/ carnivals/ hayrides/ etc.or movie and a pizza night...

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DarkHippie

09-13-2005, 11:40 AM

I went on a date Sunday Night and fucked it up as usual.  I was really diggin this girl too.  I suck.

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A.J.

09-13-2005, 09:44 PM

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O&AVIRUS&MORE

09-13-2005, 09:47 PM

i'm here to ruin this thread! h  good luck, bro. 

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DanielSan

09-14-2005, 08:02 PM

its been like 8 months, i stink