poll: are you menstruating right now?

[girl germs]

i am! there's blood coming out of my vagina as i type this.

what's really great about my periods is that i barely get any cramps and my periods aren't usually heavy, so when it's that time of month, i'm not usually grumpy or moody.

when i first started menstruating, which was when i was 14 (same year i started masturbating), i had to wear maxi pads. back then i dreaded getting my period. wearing those maxi pads was uncomfortable and embarrassing. i usually wore long black shirts because i didn't want anyone to know that i was wearing a maxi pad. now, i don't mind getting my period and on most days i actually love it.

i think blood clots look cool. if i wasn't vegan, i would probably eat them.

yes, i bet you all wanted to know.


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[Se7en]

Yes, I am. And I'm not even female.

I think I need a doctor now.

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[girl germs]

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This message was edited by girl germs on 10-13-01 @ 11:39 PM

[Dirtybird11]

MMM, now im starvin

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UH OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT

[adolescentmasturbator]

Is it true that women that
post on the same
messageboard menstruate at
the same time?


I will get a sig pic...eventually

[Kingtubby]

menstruate or masturbate?

[MrMarcus]

<i>i think blood clots look cool. if i wasn't vegan, i would probably eat them.</i>

Why would being a vegan prevent you from eating blood clots? Those clots aren't the results of killing animals, so they're okay. Some vegans eat the after-birth meat because it wasn't from killing animals.

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[TooCute]

I'm not.

I get the worst cramps ever,
for the first day only, and
the two days before hand I am
moody as all fuck. Usually I
am just ridiculously depressed
and horrible to be around. Oh
well.

It's not my fault!!




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[IkeaBoy]

well i'm bleeding out of one of my orifices now.

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Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

I apologize for my awful call Thursday, I stink.

[girl germs]

<i>"Why would being a vegan prevent you from eating blood clots? Those clots aren't the results of killing animals, so they're okay."</i>

blood clots aren't vegan, just like animal crackers. those aren't vegan either.

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[RF Godfather]

I wish. Then I could touch myself.

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[Sunrisa]

hey..well actually yes i am ..
eeeeewwwwwww.

i am all woman right now.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

[EffMeBoobs]

Not at the moment, in a couple of weeks I'll let ya know. Clotty periods = major fuckin cramps. Thank god I don't have clotty periods very often. But man, let me tell ya, every once in a while my PMS is swingin in full effect. I'm talkin the crying, screaming, mood swings etc. Watch out is all I have to say.

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[girl germs]

i stopped menstruating today.

i just thought you all should know.

do the rest of you keep menstrual calendars or do you just mentally know how your cycle works?

i keep a calendar.

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This message was edited by girl germs on 10-16-01 @ 3:03 AM

[Lisa Croft]

I make a big X on the calendar... works like a charm. I don't remember where I was yesterday at this time... there's no way I'd be able to remember when my bloody massacre was coming.

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[Gwen]

Thank goodness I havent had my period in like a year and a half 'cause Im on the depo shot. When I do get my period I get cramps that are so bad that I end up having to go to the ER. It SuCkS!

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[stump12]

i was masturbating till i started reading this thread!

gone postal!
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thanks WWFallon

[Jennitalia]

No I'm not ragging it. But the pms should be hitting me next week, I feel bad for Jon...I become even more of a bitch
Does anyone else get really horny during their periods?

[Pootertoot]

You don't keep a very good calendar, Ms. Germs, I saw it. Either that or you menstruate once every 4 months.

The first time I learned about menstruation:

My mother always kept baby diapers under the bathroom sink, long after we were all out of diapers. One day, I found one in her purse. I asked her why she was carrying a diaper around.

Her response?

"Once a month, blood comes out of my vagina, and I have a VERY HEAVY FLOW."

Well, that explains it.

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[TooCute]

I will be in a few days, FYI.
I always get like more
discharge right before, and
kind of vinegary-smelling,
too.

Tomorrow I'll probably be
crying and threatening to drop
out of grad school, but then
it will all be bett



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[Sheeplovr]

this is so hott once again the ladies room rules

number 333 its the way to be
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[Captain Rooster]

who Me?

NO

BUT....my wife's head just spun around and the theme song from "The Exorcist" is playing in my house....I am about to call either a priest or the "Crocadile Hunter" to get this under control...

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[girl germs]

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This message was edited by girl germs on 11-18-01 @ 2:15 AM

[vleon]

Mmm. I loved when my
girlfriends would get their
periods, it makes for
amazing SEX.


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[JustJon]

I feel bad for Jon...I become even more of a bitch
No, really, that's my favorite time to start antagonizing her. That way, I have all week to put my internal organs back in my body. ;)
Does anyone else get really horny during their periods?
No, but I find myself taking more showers... :p

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[little oolong]

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oh my god girl germs! can you, like, please stop talking about your stinky vagina! thank you! sheesh.

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This message was edited by girl germs on 11-17-01 @ 4:40 AM

[Pootertoot]

Speaking of vagina, when I first gave a girl oral, I couldn't help but think that one of those face huggers from "Alien" was going to pop out and attack me.

I'm pretty sure the oral wasn't very good.

But I honed my skills in prison.

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