Why is Mojo so cranky lately? [Archive]

Bulldogcakes

09-11-2005, 05:59 AM

I've noticed in some of his recent posts he's been real short and pissy with some folks around here. Anyone know why?Heres a smiley to cheer him up, cause I know he like them smileys.    <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" /> 

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Death Metal Moe

09-11-2005, 06:03 AM

Maybe it's time for him to return to his home planet and mate.<img height="258" src="http://www.durfee.net/startrek/images/TOS034.jpg" width="314" border="0" /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 9-11-05 @ 10:55 AM

DJEvelEd

09-11-2005, 06:18 AM

Maybe he had diarrhea from eating a bad clam.  Could be ANYTHING really...    

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East Side Dave

09-11-2005, 08:04 AM

Maybe Steve Bartman moved into his building.

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mikeyboy

09-11-2005, 08:05 AM

Maybe Cheap Trick performed "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley Field.

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Death Metal Moe

09-11-2005, 08:08 AM

Maybe they blocked acess to his favorite Gay porn sites from his job.

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ADF

09-11-2005, 08:10 AM

Maybe someone took him outside and beat him like a... um, Mojo? 

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East Side Dave

09-11-2005, 08:15 AM

Maybe Prince has the flu...

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Tall_James

09-11-2005, 08:22 AM

Maybe his dog discovered Emo.

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HBox

09-11-2005, 08:24 AM

<img width="300" height="180" border="0" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/635000/images/_636547_tampax300.jpg" />

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East Side Dave

09-11-2005, 08:26 AM

Maybe he discovered that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.

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mikeyboy

09-11-2005, 08:28 AM

Maybe his locking buttons stopped working.

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Death Metal Moe

09-11-2005, 08:32 AM

Maybe someone finally convinced him most of the music he listens to is boring.

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curtoid

09-11-2005, 08:36 AM

Maybe Fugazi is going on tour - opening for NoFX.

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Death Metal Moe

09-11-2005, 09:32 AM

Maybe someone stole his Michael Jordan cardboard cutout from that one picture of him that we've ever seen. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

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Fallon

09-11-2005, 09:43 AM

He's got sand in his vagina.<img width="352" height="288" border="0" src="http://www.ademweb.co.uk/Nokia%20Photos/6_9_04/Image003.jpg" /> 

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Death Metal Moe

09-11-2005, 09:45 AM

Maybe someone cracked one of his glass figurines, Precious Moments or Hummels. 

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AppleBoy

09-11-2005, 10:04 AM

Maybe his significant other dropped the bomb and told him they like Led Zeppelin and The Doors.

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DJEvelEd

09-11-2005, 10:12 AM

He can't have sex because of his hemorroids.

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SatCam

09-11-2005, 10:58 AM

He just found out that Sosa corked

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Death Metal Moe

09-11-2005, 11:03 AM

He just found out that Sosa corked another guy while Mojo was out of town.

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Potso-Mektoub

09-11-2005, 11:14 AM

Wait. I missed Mojo?

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torker

09-11-2005, 11:27 AM

He wouldn't be so cranky if he could just get that damn Nickelback ringtone to work properly.                                 We used to listen to the radio                          And sing along with every song we know                        We said someday we'd find out how if feels                       To sing to more than just the steering wheel 

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FUNKMAN

09-11-2005, 12:10 PM

maybe he caught some commie pinko fag disease...<img height="93" src="http://www.tvland.com/shows/aitf/images/shows/actpic1.jpg" width="126" border="0" />

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IamFogHat

09-11-2005, 03:19 PM

Maybe he's not almost a girl anymore.

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curtoid

09-11-2005, 03:42 PM

He must have known the Redskins were going to beat the Bears.

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Yerdaddy

09-12-2005, 01:04 AM

Poor guy had his shit all packed for California when he heard about Arnold's veto....literally

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