Review: Exorcism of Emily Rose

[cougarjake13]

<p><font size="2">It wasn't that scary and most of the scary parts were seen in</font></p><p><font size="2">the trailers. </font></p><p><font size="2">Most of the movie is set in the courtroom with whomever </font><font size="2">is on the stand start</font></p><p><font size="2">explaining what they saw and then they&nbsp;show&nbsp;the rest&nbsp;in </font><font size="2">flashbacks.</font></p><p><font size="2">It seemed like this movie was more preaching about god and the devil, then</font></p><p><font size="2">trying to be a horror&nbsp;movie trying to scare you.</font>&nbsp;</p>

[newport king]

saw it opening day. the Hot Topic crowd was out in force. I wanted to punch the woman in the face that was sitting behind me. I didn't pay damn near $20 to hear you're witty fucking comments. So put a fucking sock in it you cow. As far as the movie goes, loud noises stopped being scary when I was 9. Just wait for the dvd.

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[newport king]

Oh and i'm leaning towards epilepsy. Ever notice the only people that get possesed are either extremely religous or live in a 3rd world country somewhere? It's a cool idea but i'd like to know if someone was ever &quot;possesed&quot; that wasn't a religous nut.

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[fezident]

<p>There is no such thing as a scary movie.</p><p>They all rely on the f'cking stupid movie device of a sudden loud noise to jolt you outta your seat.&nbsp; Big deal.&nbsp; I can get the same level of &quot;horror&quot; when my cat knocks over the swiffer or the ironing board in the middle of the night. </p><p>Somebody is always shrieking, every door needs a shot of WD40 on the hinge, and OKAY....WE GET IT....WHEN YOU CLOSE THE MEDICINE CABINET IN THE BATHROOM, SOMEBODY, OR SOMETHING, WILL BE IN THE REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>All horror movies suck.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Exorcist, I think, is actually funny.&nbsp; </p><p>Poltergeist was a good movie but, again...not scary.&nbsp; Not even that f'cking clown doll.&nbsp; I did however like that one scene where the Mother pushes all the chairs in, then gets a bottle of Windex, turns around, and the chairs are impossibly stacked in a pyramid on the kitchen table.&nbsp; THAT was cool.</p>

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