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LiquidCourage
09-12-2005, 09:59 PM
After too much Cuervo some bad decisions were made. Now everytime I go to work it's so awkward. Nobody really knows, but things are just weird now.
furie
09-12-2005, 10:47 PM
nope. i like to keep relationship furie away from work furie.<br />
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Doctor Manhattan
09-13-2005, 03:27 AM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">No, but I'd like to!</font> </p><p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a></p>
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Jennitalia
09-13-2005, 03:45 AM
2 guys from a job i had years ago, one of which i ended up dating for 4 years, and another guy at a company picnic at my last job. he kept buying me drinks at the afterparty; it was the least i could do.
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Mike Teacher
09-13-2005, 04:23 AM
<p>yes</p><p>bad times</p>
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09-13-2005, 10:36 AM
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Doctor Manhattan
09-13-2005, 10:37 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Don't shit where you eat. <font color="#990000" size="2">I agree that is gross, But I'm talking about <strong>fuckin' where I work</strong>! That's hot!</font><br />
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walking joint
09-13-2005, 10:39 AM
my wife...but we didn't start at the same company. we were dating and a job opened up at her employer that was to good to pass up. we used to work in different departments, but now she sits about 3 feet from me...it sucks.
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JesterOfSadness
09-13-2005, 10:53 AM
<p>Twice for me. A g/f from a while back that turned out to be a complete drug addicted psycho, and the other was the chic who dumped me last week.</p><p>In words....Dont do it</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-13-2005, 11:05 AM
<p>I've worked a lot of blue collar jobs surrounded by other men for years so....</p><p>ALL THE TIME!!!</p>
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09-13-2005, 11:05 AM
Just kidding.
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kevcala
09-13-2005, 11:12 AM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Nobody really knows, but things are just weird
now. "it got weird, didn't it"<p> </p><p><img width="200" height="150" border="0" src="http://images.ibsys.com/2002/1205/1820732.jpg" /><br /><br />
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SatCam
09-13-2005, 11:16 AM
<p><font size="1">Now everytime I go to work it's so awkward. Nobody really knows, but things are just weird now. </font></p><p><font size="1">Did you atleast enjoy the sex?</font></p><p><img height="449" src="http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Dec2004/2004120803a.jpg" width="317" border="0" /></p>
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kevcala
09-13-2005, 11:33 AM
<font face="Verdana" color="#000000" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font size="0" face="verdana" color="#000000"><strong>You ever hook up with anyone at work?</strong></font> <font color="#000000">Ron Lumberg. . . the intertrode guy, the young guy.<br />
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CaptClown
09-13-2005, 11:41 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>2 guys from a job i had years ago, one of which i ended up dating for 4 years, and another guy at a company picnic at my last job. he kept buying me drinks at the afterparty; it was the least i could do. Wanna drink?!<br />
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09-13-2005, 01:42 PM
<p>Sure, but it's OK because I'm a <strike>veterinarian, no, a mortician, no, wait! I work in a nursing home, FUCK! no, I really teach kindergarten, NO!</strike> pornography actor. That's right, I act in pornography!</p><p>So it's OK. Really.</p><p>No need to get the cops involved or anything.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" /></p>
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Jennitalia
09-13-2005, 01:53 PM
At a previous job several years ago, I had a crush on this new guy at work. He was a couple of years younger, was really cute and made me laugh. One night we met after work for some drinks, and got completely trashed. He said I could crash at his place, because it was in the neighborhood and I was in no shape to drive back to my house. So we started making out, which is all I wanted to do anyway. At one point he asked "will you touch it with your mouth?" I miraculously sobered up and i thanked him for a good time and took off. I didn't talk to him much after that, but I told some of my friends that were also co-workers. He had smelly feet, anyway.
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The Jays
09-13-2005, 02:01 PM
<p>I met a girl at work, and soon after, started having sex with her,
and then going to work and talking about having sex again, then leaving
work to go have sex.</p><p> </p><p>It was cool for a while, but
then she wanted to test other co-workers stamina and endurance.
We didn't have much to talk about after that. </p>
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DarkHippie
09-13-2005, 02:17 PM
<p>I never actually had sex with her, but she sucked my dick alot.</p><p>Her dad was my manager too, so every time I fucked her mouth, I was really fucking the Boss. i was waiting for him to fire me so I could say "Your baby girl sucks a mean dick."</p>
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The Jays
09-13-2005, 02:20 PM
so, in your mind, getting a blow job from this girl was the equivlent of fucking your boss?<br />
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Papa_Burgundy
09-13-2005, 02:24 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I never actually had sex with her, but she sucked my dick alot.</p><p>Her dad was my manager too, so every time I fucked her mouth, I was really fucking the Boss. i was waiting for him to fire me so I could say "Your baby girl sucks a mean dick."</p>was your boss hot at least?
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zathrus
09-13-2005, 02:31 PM
actually furie. if you remember correctly, we met at work. luckily, it worked out for us. <br />
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SatCam
09-13-2005, 02:39 PM
<p>then going to work and talking about having sex again</p><p>You mean oral sex?</p><p><img src="http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/friends-talking.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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LiquidCourage
09-13-2005, 03:02 PM
<p>I was also kind of friends with her, so that's fucked up too. <br /></p><p>I could look at the bright side; she was definitely loving it, so maybe even though we're cut off, she'll end up telling all the other gals around here about me. I highly doubt it though.</p>
kevcala
09-13-2005, 03:08 PM
As with everything every day will get less and less weird.
Seriously, there's no chance it could work out . .is that even an
option?<br />
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K5Banger
09-13-2005, 03:36 PM
*thinks back* a few times toooooo many.........
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The Jays
09-13-2005, 04:10 PM
At one time, I believed that oral sex was the act of talking
dirty. Then our school was made to watch catholic tv
one day, and watch this call-in show about AIDS, and a girl from our
school called up and asked if AIDS could be transmitted via oral
sex. I remember thinking to myself, "you dumb bitch, you can't
get AIDS by talking dirty.......right?"<br />
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ashley olsen
09-13-2005, 05:14 PM
<p>Actually, my first real long-term relationship was with my boss... it was great at the time, but after it ended it sinks in that there is no way to distance yourself from that person short of quitting your job.</p><p>Also, the other downside is that you have to work doubly hard so that your coworkers don't think you are getting any favortism from the other person.</p>
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Jennitalia
09-13-2005, 05:32 PM
up until now, the best relationship i ever had came out of somebody i hooked up with at work. but i really ended up fucking that up. He worked part time, so we only we would only end up working a couple of hours together. i used to stay a few minutes extra and molest him as he took incoming calls. he also lived up the sreet from the office and i used to go there for "lunch". we were together for 4 years and lived together for two. we were definitely meant for each other at that time. i laughed all the time with him
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Death Metal Moe
09-13-2005, 05:34 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p>up until now, the best relationship i ever had came out of somebody i hooked up with at work. but i really ended up fucking that up. He worked part time, so we only we would only end up working a couple of hours together. i used to stay a few minutes extra and molest him as he took incoming calls. he also lived up the sreet from the office and i used to go there for "lunch". we were together for 4 years and lived together for two. we were definitely meant for each other at that time. i laughed all the time with him </p></font>up until now, the best relationship i ever had came out of somebody i hooked up with at work. but i really ended up fucking that up. He worked part time, so we only we would only end up working a couple of hours together. i used to stay a few minutes extra and molest him as he took incoming calls. he also lived up the sreet from the office and i used to go there for "lunch". we were together for 4 years and lived together for two. we were definitely meant for each other at that time. i laughed all the time with him <p><img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/Jennitalia23/RFnetJenn.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/jennitalia23">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a> Phenomenal!</p><img height="199" src="http://www.aamovement.net/art_culture/art_culture_images/dat_phan_full.jpg" width="186" border="0" /> <font size="7">?</font><br />
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LiquidCourage
09-16-2005, 07:45 AM
<p>Update:</p><p> </p><p>Not too sure if this is a good or a bad thing, but now this girl is REALLY all about me. She sent me an IM last night telling me, "You've been warned. You best keep a condom on you at all times, cause next time I get drunk I'm bound to rape you."</p><p><br />Normally I'm all about drunken sex, but I'm not so sure if it's a good idea when I have to see her at work the next day. </p>
LongIslandRob
09-16-2005, 07:58 AM
I had to go the extra mile and marry a girl that I worked with ( about 3 months after wedding, I got a new job)
Trust me, it won't hurt.
Jennitalia
09-16-2005, 07:59 AM
<p><font face="null" color="#0000ff" size="1"> I say go ahead and rock that pussy!</font></p>
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09-16-2005, 08:00 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Not too sure if this is a good or a bad thing, but now this girl is REALLY all about me. She sent me an IM last night telling me, "You've been warned. You best keep a condom on you at all times, cause next time I get drunk I'm bound to rape you." <p><br />Normally I'm all about drunken sex, but I'm not so sure if it's a good idea when I have to see her at work the next day. </p><p> </p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Is she hot? I have a co-worker that I'd love to say that to me. And I'd go for it in a second. I'd have to.</font></p><p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a></p>
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LiquidCourage
09-19-2005, 12:40 PM
<p>Well, it happened...</p><p>And I definitely "rocked" it.</p>
Jennitalia
09-19-2005, 12:45 PM
where? how did it happen?
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09-19-2005, 12:58 PM
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LiquidCourage
09-19-2005, 01:01 PM
<p>Her room. I don't even know how it went down. But my boss who lives next to her at work yesterday was telling me, "Oh man, some guy railed the crap out of ____! I was laying in my bed at like 3 in the morning, and all I could hear was the bed smacking into the wall. It went on for like 3 hours! This gay gave her the business. My pictures almost fell off the wall!" <br /><br />Of course I had to play it cool/stupid, so I was like, "Who the hell was this guy?" My boss was like, "I don't know, maybe one of her friends from LA that came down or something. But this guy tore her up. I could hear her screaming all night."</p><p><br />It was both the funniest/most uncomfortable moment of my life. </p><p> </p><p>Maybe I'm a lot better at sex than I thought I was?</p>
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Doctor Manhattan
09-19-2005, 01:11 PM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">Now you're just braggin'</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">I'm calling "Shenanigans"</font></p>
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Iamnotatool
09-19-2005, 01:41 PM
<p>You call Shenanigans, I'll just call BULLSHIT.</p><p> </p><p>He just so happens to live next door in a buillding where they have paper thin walls?</p><p> </p><p>I don't doubt you might have hooked up w/ a girl from work, but that last post reeks of horseshit.</p>
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Iamnotatool
09-19-2005, 01:45 PM
Having only had this issue come up once in the work environment, I'm not the most experienced at advising how to avoid pitfalls and not get caught, but my one and only experience, while worth it, was fraught with genuine and very real peril. The first thing you should determine is the severity of the office's policy against office relationships, and the size of the company might make a big difference. Generally, the smaller the company the more danger and problems. Some companies ask that waivers be signed if you acknowledge a relationship in the office, and some places (most law firms) will fire ANYONE proven to be involved with one another. The potential for lawsuits is too great to not have a written policy.<br /><br />Never forget Ben Franklin's admonition if you think you can keep an office romance a secret. You can't. No matter how much you trust the other individual, it will get out. Even if nothing is said, people around you will draw inferences from things neither you nor your partner can hide well, like glances. "Three people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead."<br /><br />The one and only woman (single and unmarried) with whom I became involved at the office was not intended. She was a subordinate, but not mine. Neither of us planned it, but what will come as a shock to you if you haven't already discussed it with this person is what you will do once it HAS taken place at least once. Even though I was friends with this woman for years, I was completely unprepared and flat footed. It did not help that this woman sat directly in front of my office and my office wall was clear glass. Your feelings might begin to do battle with your better judgment. <br /><br />The Monday after it happened for the first time my heart was in my throat and I half expected the partnership to be gathered in my office for a "chat". It did not happen. She looked to her right and smiled slightly, almost imperceptible. While you may appreciate and enjoy the little things like that as well as getting away with something, time passes and danger increases. I was exceptionally fortunate that she began dating someone else a few months afterward. Conitunuation would have spelled our untimate doom and the policy in my office was immediate termination without fear or favor (afraid of lawsuits; this was a law firm for Christ's sake).<br /><br />I don't regret a bit of it, but it would take an extraordinary woman like this one to make me ever contemplate going down that road again. <div /><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits
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09-19-2005, 01:57 PM
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LiquidCourage
09-19-2005, 02:04 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>You call Shenanigans, I'll just call BULLSHIT.</p><p> </p><p>He just so happens to live next door in a buillding where they have paper thin walls?</p><p> </p><p>I don't doubt you might have hooked up w/ a girl from work, but that last post reeks of horseshit.</p><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits Apparantly you've never lived in a military barracks then. Not exactly a condo.<br />
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09-19-2005, 02:24 PM
<p>ahhhh nnawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww</p><p> </p><p>I would'nt date anyone I worked with, especially now... a couple ladies had gastro and became bitchy ... Can anyone tell me why that happens???? They were so nice when they were a tad pudgy ....</p><p> </p><p>Punch'n out..</p><p> </p><p>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/clutch43/40380969_m.jpg</p>
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Bulldogcakes
09-19-2005, 02:28 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font> "Three people can keep a
secret, if two of them are dead."<p> </p><p> </p><font color="black" /><img width="216" height="212" border="0" src="http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//dirt%20dog%20gifs%205/TonySoprano.jpg" /><p> </p><p>"Thats
what I usually say, but with the broads its different. You cant fuck em
if they're dead. I mean you can, but thats sick in the head shit."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>BTW- 3 hours? </p><blockquote />
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Bulldogcakes
09-19-2005, 02:30 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Apparantly you've never lived in a military barracks then. Not exactly a condo.<br />
<br />Dont ask, dont tell. <p> </p><p>Please. <br />
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EliSnow
09-26-2005, 07:33 AM
I've slept with women at work three times. No problems with any of them, and one was by far the best sex of my life.
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IamFogHat
09-26-2005, 07:38 AM
it's usually my policy not to dip the pen in the company ink, but i too am guilty of it.
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09-26-2005, 07:43 AM
<p>I had sex at my job but was fired afterwards for it. Fuck 'em. The zoo knew what they were getting into when they hired me to overlook the monkey house.</p>
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Zodeottima
09-26-2005, 08:38 AM
I've hooked up with 4 women from my last job, and ended up marrying one of them. Those were great experiences. I loved it. I think I may have been lucky -- each circumstance was different. Some were just hook ups and we both knew it and respected it. Others turned into relationships. Never had a bad experience. And just looking across the room and seeing women that I've been with, and knowing what they looked like naked was fantastic.
LiquidCourage
09-28-2005, 04:43 AM
Well, it happened again, but this time we almost got caught. I think it's time to pull the plug.
Doctor Manhattan
09-28-2005, 04:56 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Well, it happened again, but this time we almost got caught. I think it's time to pull the plug. <p><font color="#990000" size="2">Of course you almost got caught, the sex was so good, your cock is so huge and the fucking lasted so long.</font></p>
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terryc35
09-28-2005, 05:09 AM
I frequently jerk off in the kitchen area....does that count?
LiquidCourage
09-28-2005, 12:51 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Well, it happened again, but this time we almost got caught. I think it's time to pull the plug. <p><font color="#990000" size="2">Of course you almost got caught, the sex was so good, your cock is so huge and the fucking lasted so long.</font></p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a> <p>Not really, lol. We passed out drunk in my room and in the morning my cockblocking roommate wouldn't leave me alone. Kept trying to barge in, asking if he could borrow my surfboard, then starting asking if she was in there. I told him to fuck off, threw him out the window, and sent her on her way home out the window. Then I opened the door and let him in. He asked why I wouldn't let him in before so I told him I was in the middle of jerking off and that he was ruining it. </p><p> </p><p>BTW- I probably have one of the smallest peckers on this board. I wish I could say it was at least for a good reason like steroids, but no, that's just the way it is. <br /></p>
<font color=black>This message was edited by LiquidCourage on 9-28-05 @ 4:52 PM</font>
whitefolks
09-28-2005, 12:58 PM
<p>I have slept with a few co-workers, sometimes in groups of 3 or 4
just to get all that sexual tension in the workplace out of the way.</p><p> <br />
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Lumber
09-28-2005, 02:33 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Don't shit where you eat. <img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7" border="0" /> These are words my Dad always said to me, which I did`nt heed. Bad news <br />
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Lumber
09-28-2005, 02:35 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I have slept with a few co-workers, sometimes in groups of 3 or 4 just to get all that sexual tension in the workplace out of the way.</p><p><br /> </p><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b370/white_folks/trash.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://xampd.imomo.net/tracker/chrisreyesnyc/C91D154F1A45A2645C4663CE82CD2DAA/tracker.png" border="0" /> Your full of shit to Buddy...<br />
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Papa_Burgundy
09-28-2005, 03:47 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font> <p> </p><p>BTW- I probably have one of the smallest peckers on this board. I wish I could say it was at least for a good reason like steroids, but no, that's just the way it is. <br /></p><font color="#000000">This message was edited by LiquidCourage on 9-28-05 @ 4:52 PM</font> do you ever stop bragging? we get it, your great<br />
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LiquidCourage
09-28-2005, 08:29 PM
No, really.
PapaBear
09-28-2005, 08:40 PM
<p><img src="http://seinfeld.htmlplanet.com/images/episode/28.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I had sex under my desk with the cleaning lady. I gave her a sweater to keep her quiet about it. She found out the sweater had a tiny red dot on it and got pissed. She told the boss, and I got fired!</p>
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<center>You say it, like it's a bad thing?!</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center><center>All Hail Queefsha!!!</center>
LiquidCourage
09-28-2005, 10:50 PM
Was I not supposed to do that? Was that wrong? Cause if I had any idea that that kind of behavior was frowned upon here...
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