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INFOSTUD
09-13-2005, 10:47 AM
What's your opinion of who would win in a Spiderman vs Batman fight--and why.<br />
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09-13-2005, 10:51 AM
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09-13-2005, 11:13 AM
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09-13-2005, 11:15 AM
<font color="#990000" size="2">They are both good guys, why would they fight. I think they may not agree on where to eat, that's about it. Batman will win that fight, since he has more money to pay for a fancy meal.</font>
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Death Metal Moe
09-13-2005, 11:16 AM
Batman takes the spread!!
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09-13-2005, 11:19 AM
<p>I'd much rather see:</p><p><img height="383" src="http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/heroes/dvvsmarvel/hulk_vs_superman.jpg" width="511" border="0" /></p>
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09-13-2005, 11:25 AM
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JPMNICK
09-13-2005, 11:30 AM
batman would kick spidermans ass
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DarkHippie
09-13-2005, 11:36 AM
Spiderman would kick the crap out of Batman. There's no one that Batman fights that has the physical attributes of Spidey AND his brains.
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Furtherman
09-13-2005, 11:37 AM
<p>Spiderman has superhuman strength. Plus he could just web any two large, blunt objects from any numerous angles around and above Batman, which he could send crashing down on his head.</p><p>Spiderman wins.</p>
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MrPink
09-13-2005, 11:42 AM
Batman has great agility, he's strong, he's been studying martial arts his whole life, he's a pissed off motherfucker, and he has a utility belt. Spiderman has the ability to climb walls, he's fast, he's got spidey sense, and he shoots webbing from his wrist machines. Batman would totally kick Spidey's ass, because he's a better fighter.
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booster11373
09-13-2005, 11:48 AM
<p>Batman wins everytime, especially the Batman of the last 15 years or so, Heres why, Batman in the comics is very worried about his fellow superheros turning on mankind either on ther own or being contolled and has made emergency plans to prevent this. So if he can beat Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash,Plasticman and the Martian manhunter he can surely take out Spiderman.</p><p>Just a side note, his plans were stolen and used against the Justice League without him knowing about it but they were still his plans.</p>
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Furtherman
09-13-2005, 11:55 AM
<p>You Batman believers are out of your batty minds.</p><p>Spiderman, on his superhuman strength alone, could walk up to Batman and punch him so hard in nose that it would jam into his batbrain and kill him instantly. He'd be able to do this even if Batman tried to block him. Spiderman is simply physically stronger.</p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7" border="0" />
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booster11373
09-13-2005, 12:07 PM
Also Bruce Wayne could just buy the Daily Bugle and fire Peter Parker
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Knowledged_one
09-13-2005, 12:12 PM
<p>How can you hit when he has spidey sense. Batman no super powers spiderman yes super powers</p><p>Plus everyone knows DC blows and marvel rules</p>
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FUNKMAN
09-13-2005, 01:03 PM
spiderman - he's self sufficient, survives on his own. doesn't need a partner or butler or anything to help him get out of jams, lay his costume out on the bed or wax his bat pole
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JesterOfSadness
09-13-2005, 01:05 PM
<p>This may be a lil off topic..but I absolutely HATE superman with an uber passion</p>
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DarkHippie
09-13-2005, 02:22 PM
<p>Spidey can lift seven and a half tons over his head (100 times his body weight). He doesn't have any weaknesses like superman or green lantern. The guys that bats fights are normal crazy people. He couldn't handle spidey</p><p>Oh yeah, when they had that big marvel dc crossover, they matched spidey up with superboy because batman was too weak</p><p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/HippieRat.jpg" border="0" /> </p>Finally on Myspace <a href="http://www.myspace.com/darkhippie" target="_blank">Visit this Website</a>Please love me
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Papa_Burgundy
09-13-2005, 02:29 PM
<p>which batman are we talking about? michael keaton batman and christian bale batman would probably win, the val kilmer and george clooney batman would have no chance. whereas i have yet to meet the guy adam west couldn't beat. </p><p>gotta be more specific</p>
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booster11373
09-13-2005, 02:42 PM
<p>Dark Hippie is right Spidey vs Bats is sort of onesideed (even though i still think Bats would win)</p><p>Spiderman vs The Creeper maybe? </p><p>or </p><p>Batman vs. Captain America or The Punisher or Daredevil would be better</p><p>DC COMICS KICK ASS</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-13-2005, 03:06 PM
<p><img src="http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com/Mr.%20Freeze.gif" border="0" /></p><p>I know we all lost with this one.</p>
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09-13-2005, 03:24 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img src="http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com/Mr.%20Freeze.gif" border="0" /></p><p>I know we all lost with this one.</p>A truer thing hasnt been said all day<br />
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mdr55
09-13-2005, 03:29 PM
Batman easily.<br />
JesterOfSadness
09-13-2005, 03:33 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img src="http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com/Mr.%20Freeze.gif" border="0" /></p>Its a real shame too...as Mr.Freeze is one of my favorites along with Venom<br />
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curtoid
09-13-2005, 03:37 PM
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09-13-2005, 03:49 PM
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Mont31
09-13-2005, 03:54 PM
I like batman a little more then I do spider-man, but spidey wins hands down. Batman does not have any superpowers, spider-man as spider sense. In the end the hulk beats superman.
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09-13-2005, 03:59 PM
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booster11373
09-13-2005, 04:06 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>In the end the hulk beats superman. <p>The Hulk is powered by rage while Superman is powered by the Sun</p><p>My moneys on the Sun<br /></p>
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booster11373
09-13-2005, 04:10 PM
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09-13-2005, 04:25 PM
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INFOSTUD
09-13-2005, 05:37 PM
<p>I've read about this match up on alot of other message
boards/blogs. It's unbelievable how many people think Batman
would win. Spiderman fights super-powered villians and
wins!!! Spiderman can withstand all kinds of physical punishment and
keep fighting. The combination of Spiderman's super strength,
agility and Spider-sense makes him the winner hands down. Hell,
he could sense whatever Batman might try even before he does it.</p><p>SPIDEY WINS!!! </p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-13-2005, 05:41 PM
<p>Spidey is for fag.</p><p>Batman all the way!</p>
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Johnny4
09-13-2005, 06:22 PM
<font size="3">If Batman could prepare for the fight, Batman. Dropped
in cold with no prior knowledge of the others abilities, Batsy is done
in a minute. Spidey has limitations, but no outstanding
weaknesses. A better contest would be Bats vs. Wolverine. <br />
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Death Metal Moe
09-13-2005, 06:28 PM
<p>Batman vs. Wolverine? Are you insane?! Wolverine vs the tag team of Spiderman and Batman would show us a clear Wolverine winner. Don't fuck with Logan man. </p><p> </p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a></p>
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mdr55
09-13-2005, 06:32 PM
Wolverine blows. Most over-rated Marvel character.<br />
booster11373
09-13-2005, 06:42 PM
<p>As much of a DC comics fan that I am, Wolverine would win a lot of those fights because he kills</p><p>Wolverine vs. LOBO would be a better fight</p><p><img height="560" src="http://www.thecomicshop.com.au/covers/postersandprints/card-display-lobo-frag.jpg" width="284" border="0" /></p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-13-2005, 06:45 PM
Yea, it would be nice to see Lobo last 2 seconds longer than all the other people Wolverine has killed.
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XMRonFez
09-13-2005, 09:56 PM
<p>I am taking the easy way out and saying that Spiderman and Batman would fight toe to toe with eachother until they decide to work it out...</p><p>Neither of them could beat the original Heroes On the Half Shell.</p><p><img src="http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/art/covers/mirage/elbk1cvr.gif" border="0" /></p>
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DarkHippie
09-14-2005, 06:30 AM
<p>Batman vs. Wolverine? Are you insane?! Wolverine vs the tag team of Spiderman and Batman would show us a clear Wolverine winner. Don't fuck with Logan man. </p>Spidey fought wolverine once and it came out to a draw. Spidey had him down with his hands around his neck to break it. And Wolvie had a fist at Spidey's head ready to pop a claw.
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09-14-2005, 06:45 AM
<p>Are you kidding me, Spiderman helped beat down the Decepticons not even batman can do that</p><p><img src="http://www.downtowncomicbox.com/Comics%20for%20Sale/T-V%20Images/TransformersMarvel3.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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09-14-2005, 07:01 AM
<p>I never was much of a Hulk reader, but I happen to catch one with the grey, intelligent Hulk. He and the Thing were talking somewhere, and Hulk was reading him the riot act about how Grimm had attacked the Hulk with no provocation.</p><p>The comic book or scene ended something along the lines of the Thing saying "I'm sorry for fighting you". Hulk replied "I went easy on you".</p><p>I like what someone said. Batman can beat nearly anyone if he has time to prepare. Even without it, he has always been a smart fighter with a lot of tricks.</p>
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DJEvelEd
09-14-2005, 07:11 AM
<p>How can the Thing fight the Hulk? </p><p><u><strong>Green Hulk:</strong></u></p><p><strong>Height</strong>: 7 ft. <strong>Weight</strong>: 1,040 lbs.</p><p> </p><p><strong><u>Thing:</u></strong></p><p><strong>Height</strong>: 6 ft. <strong>Weight</strong>: 500 lbs.</p><p> </p><p>It's no contest. That's too big a jump in weight class even if Thing bulked up and Green Hulk slimmed down.<br /></p><p> </p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />
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DJEvelEd
09-14-2005, 07:15 AM
<p><strong>Spiderman:</strong></p><p><strong>Height</strong>: 5 ft. 10 in. <strong>Weight</strong>: 165 lbs.<br /></p><p><strong>Batman:</strong></p><p><strong>Height:</strong> 6'2" <strong>Weight:</strong> 210 lbs.</p>
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09-14-2005, 07:20 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><strong>Spiderman:</strong></p><p><strong>Height</strong>: 5 ft. 10 in. <strong>Weight</strong>: 165 lbs.<br /></p><p><strong>Batman:</strong></p><p><strong>Height:</strong> 6'2" <strong>Weight:</strong> 210 lbs.</p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /> <p><br />And...?</p><p>Spider-Man can lift and throw a friggin' car.</p><p>Batman, well, can't. So the weight/height thing doesn't mean dick, unless you were just posting some kind of weird bout of cybersex flirting.</p><p>Though the strength thing really doesn't fuck with Batman. Dude whupped Superman's ass, so what's Spidey gonna do?</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> <br />Too drunk to dream... << Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends. >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."
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09-14-2005, 07:27 AM
<p>...and I think it would be a closer fight than people think.</p><p> </p><ul><strong>Batman is a trained scientist, escape artist, detective and inventor.</strong><br /><li>Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11. </li><li>Began intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. </li><li>Trained in the US for various martial arts for 3 years. </li><li>Gained degrees in criminal science, forensics, computer science, chemistry and engineering by the time he was 16. </li><li>Became 2st and 3nd degree black belt in Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Aikido by the time he was 17. </li><li>Trained and became proficient with all small arms and basic vehicles operations. <p><strong>By the time he was 18 he:</strong><br /></p></li><li>Studied commando style operations with small mercenary units. </li><li>Left US to further study martial arts under specialized masters. </li><li>Other skills: knife throwing, escrima, melee weapons mastery, body control </li><li>Other skills: disguise, diverse environmental training, combat driving, savate, kungfu </li><li>Other skills: security systems, illusion/sleight of hand, blind fighting <p><strong>By the time he was 24 he had expanded his studies for more advanced:</strong><br /></p></li><li>forensic and medical sciences </li><li>expanded computer and engineering sciences </li><li>expanded disguise and weapon/device sciences </li><li>expand device pool, improve vehicle designs </li><li>use of personal powered armor and systems. </li><li>continual physical training in Batcave facility. </li><li>database creation on underworld crime bosses, rogue's gallery foes and other supers. </li><li>expanded melee weapon techniques </li><li>improved material sciences for body armor and micro-machinery </li></ul><p>*--Comment-*<strong>Skills and Powers</strong><br />With few exceptions, the non-metahuman known as the Batman is a superbly trained and highly experienced fighting machine. Mastering the world's most lethal martial arts disciplines, he is considered to be the best martial artist in the world. The enigmatic Lady Shiva (see attached files), the new Green Arrow, and perhaps his young protege, Nightwing, are the only non-metas on the planet who could possibly defeat him in a one on one conflict. </p><p>Batman maintains the physical stature of a man in perfect physical condition and he constantly trains his physical abilities, strength, agility, reflexes and coordination until they reach mythical proportions for a human. Starting at a very young age, Batman conditioned his body with physical regimes such as strength conditioning, martial arts, yoga and biofeedback. These years of intenstive training have allowed him to become and remain one of the most physically capable men on Earth. </p><p>He may bench press approximately 725 pounds and is the near-equal or equal of the world's best athlete in any Olympic event. Batman is a ruthless combatant and fights with an unothodoxed mixture of styles that incorporate techniques from other cultures, mixed with the weapon styles of his uniform. These include batarangs, razor-wings and grappling lines. Batman is also an accomplished night fighter and is capable of fighting in an obscured or poorly lit environnment. </p><p>*--Comment-*<strong>Weapons</strong><br />Batman has no singlular weapon of choice, instead he relies on a bevy of devices to supplement his needs at any time. With proper preparation, Batman carries a wide assortment of support devices. </p><p><strong>The most common are: </strong>An infrared flashlight used in conjuction with his infrared lenses in his cowl, a short-term rebreather, a remote access vocal command processor for his computer and communications, a powerful laser cutting torch, smoke and tear gas grenades, batarangs and razorwings for attack, a grapnel line for swinging and tying up foes and a glider cloak that can be used to glide short distances or remove momentum from a fall. He also carries a small forensic kit for detective work and a series of lockpicks and security skeleton cards for simple to adv
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09-14-2005, 07:32 AM
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09-14-2005, 07:36 AM
I feel like I walked into the back room of Secret Stash.
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09-14-2005, 07:41 AM
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Knowledged_one
09-14-2005, 07:50 AM
<p>Batman is a scientist at what age.</p><p>Peter Parker invented webbing when he was in high school, he even made special webbing that was laced with various things (acid, steel, etc etc.) he also invented his web shooters and spider tracers to track people down. He also has assisted Reed Richards with stuff as well as Curt Connors so couldn't we say that Peter Parker is probably smarter then Bruce Wayne?</p>
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DJEvelEd
09-14-2005, 08:03 AM
<p>On any given sober Sunday, Iron Man would destroy anyone!</p><p><img src="http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.comicboards.com/ironman/attachments/050407023149/IronMan%2520KOs%2520Hulk%25201.jpeg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong><em>Armor exterior Dimensions</em>:<br />Height (overall): 6ft. 6 in.<br /><br />Weight: 240 lbs.</strong></font></p><p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong><em>Armor composition</em>:<br />Surface/primary Layer: Molecularly aligned crystallized iron over a base of titanium nitride. Metallized paint is precise thickness to destructively interfere with RADAR band microwaves.<br />Secondary Layer: Comprised of various thermoelectric generators, temperature insulators and regulators.<br />Tertiary Layer: Consists of two independent, 'crimped' armature electric motors that are aligned at right angles to each other, which can simulate human musculature movement.<br />Special Features: Each layer possesses integrated communication, power-handling and control circuitry - with regions, which contain certain large area specializations, such as the simulation of a specific muscle.<br />Note: Suit's microscopic scale chain mail is made rigid by numerous computer-controlled magnetic beam generators. These generators can sense and amplify the suit wearer's motions and strength. Discrete networks of them are arranged, in conjunction with the full-body system of DC motors, to mimic the function of human musculature.</strong></font></p><p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong><em>Armor Articulation Motivation</em>:<br />Musculature enhancement: The armor enables its wearer to lift (press) approximately 80 tons under standard operating conditions.<br />Limits: When directly tapping a sufficiently potent power source, the armor can be boosted to Class 100 strength (able to lift in excess of 100 tons) for several seconds at the risk of having a total system seize-up.</strong></font></p><p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong><em>Power Supply</em>:<br />Type: High-density storage battery, AC/DC electricity.<br />Primary: Beta particle generator, creating constant current from passing beta particles that continually bombard Earth.<br />Secondary: Solar power converters, regrouped in microscopic ridges for improved collection efficiency, arrayed on shoulders and headpiece.<br />Tertiary (back-up): Increased efficiency of conversion of electric field potentials into usable electricity. Mark VII two orders of magnitude more efficient than Mark VI.</strong></font></p><p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong><em>Armor System Controls</em>:<br />Type: Automatic, computerized, body motion following.<br />Sub-Systems: Local networks of muscle groups and high-density computers, which control large scale movements such as walking.<br />Special Features: Armor is comprised of finely tessellated mail, which can minimize sudden compressions, such as a blow, by racially dissipating the energy throughout the suit.</strong></font></p><p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong><em>Articulation Seals/reinforcement</em>: All magnetic. Due to microscopic construction, seal topology allows a 4.5-inch diameter wrist cuff (for example) to have a practical circumference of 12 inches. This allows for a greater area over which a magnetic seal can be affected.</strong></font></p><p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong><em>Life Support</em>:<br />Range: High altitude to deep water: 130,000 feet above to 1,800 feet below sea level.<br />Air Supply Duration: 1.2 hours<br />Pressure: Normal atmosphere (14.7 pounds per square inch) maintained internally over a wide range of external pressures.<br />Temperature: 73° Fahrenheit internal, from -185° F to 2,500° F internal, from 2,500° to 15,000° F externa
XMRonFez
09-14-2005, 08:31 AM
<p><img src="http://www.kidzworld.com/multimedia/Spider-Man_200x225_w.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.kidzworld.com/multimedia/Batman_200x225_w.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>Spider Man Fights Crime all day and spends his off time eaking out a hard earned living...</p><p>Batman fights crime all day and goes home to a handed down life of luxury...</p><p>Based on work ethic Spider Man wins hands down...</p>
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Knowledged_one
09-14-2005, 09:31 AM
<p>Yeah but everyone knows the secret weapon to use against Ironman:</p><p><img src="http://www.cobracountry.com/CCMkt-fotos/beermug-1b.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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curtoid
09-14-2005, 09:42 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Yeah but everyone knows the secret weapon to use against Ironman: </p><p> </p><p><br />DAMN! Iron Man just got OWNED!</p><p><img src="http://www.geocities.com/marvin049/vol1_128.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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TheMojoPin
09-14-2005, 09:43 AM
It looks like that hooch is imported from Canadia!
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JesterOfSadness
09-14-2005, 10:02 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Wolverine blows. Most over-rated Marvel character.<br /><p><br />Thank you, your not the only one who thinks that.</p><p>Its pretty pathetic if my friends and I are playing X-men Legends and they want to fight over Wolverine and a result of a few teeth getting knocked out</p>
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09-14-2005, 10:13 AM
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tbonesteak
09-14-2005, 12:28 PM
<p>Growing up I always thought DC superheroes were gay. Maybe it was the way they were drawn or the outfits they had on. Either way, they just don't seem as tough as the marvel heroes. </p><p>As for the matchups - Silver Surfer could take out all the DC superheroes put together in one royal rumble.</p>
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mdr55
09-14-2005, 02:27 PM
<p>Silver Surfer can't even beat Galactus. What are you talking about.</p><p> </p><p>The
Guardians can kick any Marvel characters butt if they wanted to.
They're a living power battery and have no weaknesses except for the
Zamarian Woman. </p>
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09-14-2005, 02:41 PM
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Stankfoot
09-17-2005, 04:24 PM
<p> </p><p>Enough with comic book heroes. Lets discuss the ultimate matchup!</p><p> </p><p><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/gorilla.jpg" border="0" /><img height="200" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/Polar_Bear.jpg" width="264" border="0" /></p><p> </p>
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Johnny4
09-17-2005, 04:33 PM
<font size="2">I'll go with polar bear. He has the height and weight, plus REALLY sharp claws. Does anyone else remember Astronaut VS. Caveman?<br />
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booster11373
09-17-2005, 05:18 PM
<font size="3">40 MAN GORILLA <font>STRENGTH</font><font><strong>!</strong></font></font>
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TheMojoPin
09-17-2005, 06:05 PM
<p>If a gun somehow enters the scene, the gorilla could work it with his man-like hands.</p><p>Advantage: gorilla.</p>
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09-17-2005, 06:06 PM
Batman always wins<br />
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09-17-2005, 06:47 PM
Went to the Baltimore Comic Con today (6th year, and always getting better). Spent a shit load on a bunch of old EC Horror books from the 1950s - also went back to try and rebuild my once mighty Iron Man collection, and some other little oddities here and there. ~ The geek level was high, but not too many costumes. Last year there was an adult male dressed as NuEra Superboy, which still haunts me. The only thing that really bothers me that I saw was a BLIND MAN who was there, being lead from boot to booth, shopping. His friend wasn't the collector....his blind friend was...I am still very conflicted and unnerved. A blind comic book collector? What's next, a deaf radio personality...oh yeah, Rush...anyway, it reminded me of an old Russell Crowe movie about a blind photographer called "Proof." Worth checking out.
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sr71blackbird
09-17-2005, 06:58 PM
<p>I think a better match up would be between Batman and Captian America. Neither have super powers, but both have special fighting ability and Cap's shield is probably equal to whatever Batman has in his utility belt.</p><p>Spiderman is too strong and agile for Batman. </p>
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booster11373
09-17-2005, 07:16 PM
<p>Heres some more heavyweight bouts</p><p>Aquaman VS. Namor the submariner</p><p>Doctor Fate VS. Doctor Strange</p>
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FUNKMAN
09-17-2005, 08:14 PM
<p>Conan says the Molecular Man can take e'm both...</p><p><img src="http://www.tvtix.com/images/web/834.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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XMRonFez
09-18-2005, 12:18 AM
<p>Captain America / Batman is a much better match, but I think The Punisher Vrs Batman is a little more even. </p><p><img height="382" src="http://www.squaredealonline.com/A/c0/2/51020.jpg" width="249" border="0" /></p>
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09-18-2005, 04:57 PM
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