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curtoid

09-14-2005, 11:03 AM

I am obsessed with cancer. Not really in a curious or thoughtful or even fearful way, but just in that it is like something unpleasant you know is coming, and there's nothing you can do about it. Diet, exercise, not smoking - it doesn't seem to make a difference. It's not even like cancer is rampant in my family - yes, there are cases, but nothing that really leads me to think on a rational level that I will get it. It just seems so inevitable in these times. I know the root for my obsession. I have lost family members and friends to it over the years, the two hardest being my godmother, who died in 1998, and then in 1992 a friend of mine who died a week before her 27th birthday due to rare ovarian cancer. I have also known people to survive - a friend of the family who lost a nut and still fathered two more kids, and my own dad, who was diagnosed a year ago and beat it pretty easily. My daily reminder, however, is my best closest friend - a 50 year old lesbian who has been fighting it for about 10 years now. She has the best outlook and attitude of anyone I know regarding this, even though there's really no chance of it ever being beaten or go into remission. The best they can do is keep working different treatments until they stop working, then move on to the next one. The toughest part for her is knowing that her family has had to deal with this - her brother died about 20 years ago, and her sister just was diagnosed this summer! (note to self: never drink the water in Canton, Ohio!)I often have to be the ear, because she doesn't want to trouble them with the frequent updates. Over the years we've also developed a pretty cruel sense of humor about it. Very much gallows humor that she doesn't dare share with any of her other friends. The tamer stuff is usually me demanding to talk to her doctors that they haven't "fixed" her yet, or telling her (when something else in her life goes wrong) that things could always be worse...and then stopping myself while faux-cringing. Shit like that, that no one else would find amusing. I'm 100% convinced that she will be around for the long haul - these toxic chemicals she gets pumped into her body every week will preserve her and she will last so much longer than I will, especially on my crappy McGriddle diets. I bring this up HERE instead of the "Life" forum, simply because it all came up for me yesterday (Tuesday the 13th) when R&F were talking to one of their new interns, and he felt he was entitled to make cancer jokes, because his grandmother had cancer. Part of me, because of my relationship with my friend, could understand how that could happen, however I had my own concerns when he went on and talked about how "nothing" should be off limits with comedy. I know it's been discussed elsewhere (especially around the time of Don's wife's death), about lines in comedy, etc., and I'm just curious if anyone else has thoughts about that. For me funny is funny, but there is a thing about context and audience. Also, shocking for the purpose of being shocking is not funny, imo. I certainly don't want to judge Bobby the Intern on what he said on the radio - I would be curious, howev

hammersavage

09-14-2005, 11:18 AM

I loved it!! That Fran Drescher is a pistol... <img width="408" height="617" border="0" src="http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/drescher.fran/CANCERSCHMANCER.jpg" alt="drescher" title="drescher" /> 

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Knowledged_one

09-14-2005, 11:21 AM

In my job sometimes we have clients whose trials usually ends with paitents (actually they call them subjects not even patitents) dying before the trial drug is finished.  The narratives for patients deaths are included in drug reports that go to the FDA and whether study drug is involved as a cause.  Let me tell you anyone who wants to make jokes should have to do my job for a day and verify information in a persons death narrative is correct, i understand people die but try reading 30 death narratives for cancer victims who never make 35.  Where is the comedy in that.However, on a side note they used to say in wrestling that when someone got jumped they were "Pearl Harbored", will we be saying people got nine-elevened in 40 years?

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Dirtybird12

09-14-2005, 11:26 AM

<img height="150" src="http://radio.weblogs.com/0107035/images/2002/11/09/shocking.jpg" width="160" border="0" />jesus dude - any chance of you getting cancer of the finger? so you can stop typing long, drawn out, depressing novels? stop me if you've heard this one: This 50 yr old lesbian w/ cancer walks in to a skyscraper on 9-11 with a dead cat around her neck and  brian tillmans liver stapled to her ass... the security guard says "what do u call that awful look?" and the lady says "the aristaCATS".... and scene. curtoid - you do not have to post every thought that comes to mind. Try the self edit button - btw WARES the spell check funkshun? <a href="http://www.live365.com/stations/ufo_radio?play/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/itsigpic.jpg" border="0" /></a> You’ll sell it to your children, you’ll sell it to your wife. Buying is your business, and selling is your life,

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Doctor Manhattan

09-14-2005, 11:31 AM

<img src="http://s3.imagesubmit.com/boss.jpg" border="0" />The Big Casino? Just see Dr. Kennedy

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Mike Teacher

09-14-2005, 12:07 PM

Do I have to give the 'I held my fathers hand as he died of cancer' caveat? guess so. Anyway...=Guy is sitting in his doctors office, Doc walks in.'I have two pieces of bad news for you' Doc says 'First, you have incurable cancer'Patient just says 'Oh my God... what else?'Doc says 'You also have Alzheimer's disease'Patient thinks a second, and says 'Well, that not so bad; it could be worse ya know, it could be Cancer.'

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curtoid

09-14-2005, 01:29 PM

<blockquote style="">quote:<img src="http://s3.imagesubmit.com/boss.jpg" border="0" />The Big Casino? Just see Dr. Kennedy<div> </div>[/quote] First referenced in the original "Oceans 11" - nice!<div> </div><div>Perry - throw me a bone - I don't have a blog, a radio show or children to bore with my ramblings. I needs some outlet. Beside, I don't remember a real honest discussion on here after Don's wife dying about comedic boundaries that didn't degenerate into something people felt was either too soon or too pussified. Sorry it offended you, but it was a response to something on the show, and not some chestnut I could have drug out like I do with the tired history of how many times I voted between the different parties. </div>

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DarkHippie

09-14-2005, 01:30 PM

Cancer runs in my family, but everyone who had it beat it.  I'm sure that i'll get it eventually too

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JustJon

09-14-2005, 01:37 PM

This site is about free expression.  If you don't like someone's posts, don't read them. 

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Dirtybird12

09-14-2005, 01:37 PM

The NEW UFO Radio is still looking for new shows Curtoid!You could host the RonFez.net radio hour!

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FUNKMAN

09-14-2005, 05:49 PM

the baby asparagus gets hit by a car and goes to the hospitaldoctors got good news and bad newsgood news: he's gonna live  / bad news: he's gonna be a vegetable the rest of his life nothing good to say about cancer other than the stories of the people that beat it...

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monsterone

09-14-2005, 08:54 PM

quote: This site is about free expression.  If you don't like someone's posts, don't read them. <img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/">Chaotic Concepts</a>   good, perry is a faggot cunt; die cunt die. don't read that.  having close ones who have died, sure we could have fun. but curtoid isn't looking for that.  i have a full understanding of what it means when there's a ticking clock close to you.  you can't do enough for them, no matter what. or so it seems.  best of luck; i hope for the best. 

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mikedigs

09-15-2005, 03:53 AM

i know it probably wasn't your point curtoid, but i think bobby was being very sarcastic when he said that comment.  however, if he did go further with it and become insensitive i would probably have been slightly offended.  i think there is a line there with cancer because everybody knows someone who died from it.  personally im glad they tiptoed around that topic.

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mikedigs

09-15-2005, 03:57 AM

that being said, here's one for ya:Q:  what's the worst part about eating vegetables?.................................................. ..................A: Putting them back in their wheelchairs.

seeya

Dirtybird12

09-15-2005, 04:14 AM

quote: quote: This site is about free expression.  If you don't like someone's posts, don't read them. good, perry is a faggot cunt; die cunt die. don't read that.   having close ones who have died, sure we could have fun. but curtoid isn't looking for that.  <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/sig270.jpg" border="1" />  Is monster one inch a thug rapper? or just another wannabe?First let me say this - I don't give a fuck what Curtoid is looking for. If he wants a group hug & sympathy - he should go on Dr Phil or Oprah. Surely someone with a gay nick name like "king of pain" should be able to take jokes.  I doubt he needs some internet tough guy like monster one inch to defend him.  BTW - didn't I write a song about this fucking loser that sent him into hiding for a few weeks?  You are a little bitch who loves the perrynoid like your mama...in fact, theres a good chance Im your father!(ya know? the guy who split when he saw the disapointment your mother spit out of her cancer ridden twat?)  It's so clear you want perry's cock. Do you need some attention again? Trying to have me humiliate you??? again???  pathetic lol.  Go play an eminem record & pretend you are something more than just a lonely cock chugging bitch who plays "tough guy" on the internet. I'm digging this freedom to express thing. (btw don't read this monster-oneinch) just go listen to my songs & jerk off praying to the dead corpses you were once close to , that they help you become half the jeanyus I am. )now I'm done with you - Shine my shoes.

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curtoid

09-15-2005, 05:20 AM

And boom goes the dynamite...

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monsterone

09-15-2005, 06:41 PM

let me first start with calling you a faggot. you blew scott baio's cousin, so you sir, are a faggot.las far as being a cunt, let's start with your lies:when you started talking smack on air about billy stables, i stepped in as a ny listener.  my record proves i don't start shit unless provoked, but you ran your yap on air.  you call me a thug rapper talking shit?! how many times have you been banned on the board faggot? eat a dick and die.so lets start talking truth.   BTW - didn't I write a song about this fucking loser that sent him into hiding for a few weeks?  sorry you piece of shit. b/c here's some proof:<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/faggot1.gif" border="0" /> i smashed you time and time again in defense of the boy that smashed your face in.so you pm me in me middle of your stupid song.  you got my name out on the dc airwaves; just like i told you.  check the thread; exactly what i wanted.   Do you need some attention again? Trying to have me humiliate you??? again???  pathetic lol.  Go play an eminem record & pretend you are something more than just a lonely cock chugging bitch who plays "tough guy" on the internet.  so here is your internet tough guy in all his glory<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/faggot3.gif" border="0" /> so there you go. faggot.  cunt.  i've met another fucker like you that talked shit about my moms; and all i have to say is       good luck bro.

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monsterone

09-15-2005, 06:48 PM

too bad you can't empty your pm ox, otherwise i would have lost that gem.  it's a shame you have to do it 1 at a time faggot.            i apologize for hijacking this thread, seriously. but i feel for you curt and was provoked.  there has been one other fellow who was so "classy" as to refer to my mother...

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and why don't you have tears in your eyes?

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Dirtybird12

09-15-2005, 07:10 PM

WOW amazing what my little groupie hangs on to! Are you kidding? You have shit saved from 2003?Even more pathetic than I thought.  I'm the fag? Dude you kept the Perrynoid's email!!! lol Want me to sign that for ya sweety? Of course I knew all you wanted was attention. Thats one of the first lines in the song sissy. The song you thanked me for. LOL wow thank you for dissing me mr. Perrynoid. Of course you called in when I was on the air. You are a groupie son.  I OWN you. This faggot made you stop fucking your daddys ass & pick up the phone to call in. You are my bitch/puppet.  OF COURSE you needed Perrynoid to make you famous. You couldn't & stilll can't do anything to gain fame on your own because you have no skills - no talent. My shit has more talent than your entire family... Is my song your ONLY claim to fame? WOW - did you play it for all of your friends? lol awww thats cute. Face it Cockbreath, you have had a mancrush on me since 2003! Let it go sissy. Whus the matter ? Need me to write a song about you so the XM crowd knows who you are? Nice try groupie. I know fatbaby and you sir, are NO fatbaby.. there is absolutely nothing to write about with you. You are so lame. Look at what you wrote retard!!!! You are happy & pleased that people heard me slice & dice you like Ron Goldman via song. You are proud that this faggot humiliated you. You saved my email from 2003! You are a spooky groupie my friend.  You mom & dad both know you are my bitch. It must be hell for you to lie in bed all night wanting to be me... soooo bad--- but knowing all your retarted mother's snatch could spit out was a fucking piece of shit like yourself.  If YOU feel bad about who you are, imagine what your family must think?!?! Your moms ass is my toilet. Your dads mouth is my sperm bank.  Your girlfriend's cunt is...oh wait - you don't have a chick. my bad.  I own you bitch. You proved it by pulling out a 2 yr old email from your master. Go get your shine box & clean me up sissy

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monsterone

09-15-2005, 07:11 PM

quote: now I'm done with you - Shine my shoes.<a href="http://www.live365.com/stations/ufo_radio?play/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/itsigpic.jpg" border="0" /></a> crispy fries dig me...jealous?  oh yeah stupid, the line is, go home and get your fucking shine box perry! 

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and why don't you have tears in your eyes?

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Dirtybird12

09-15-2005, 07:19 PM

are you able to come up with anything on your own? Or do you just rip off everything you hear?<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td>Occupation: </td><td> rebel and street punk </td></tr></table> LMAO rebel? street punk? you had the balls to put this in your fucking profile? hey everyone look - he is a tough rebel street punk.This is the kind of guy who jerks off to 8 mile  - I wanna be wabbit I wanna be wabbit!lol you are a fucking joke. Parrot. Lets see you repeat Opie, Perrynoid, Pesci,  you can't even argue on your own.  Spend a little less time jerking off to your Mothers cancer ridden cunt, tv, radio & a little more time trying to be original. G> 

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Dirtybird12

09-15-2005, 07:24 PM

quote: i love a meth'ed out slut. the next rail is coming off the d-. and why don't you have tears in your eyes?  I'll bet my angelic voice that you ripped that line off of one of your idols.  Sad dude. Just Sad.  This isn't even fair. It's like beating up a fetus. Something you should've been. 

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monsterone

09-15-2005, 07:25 PM

i lay it out on the table; you suck cock behind the scenes.  faggot. you still haven't 1 up'ed me bitch, so keep blowing guys and apologizing for hack songs. pm me later.

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and why don't you have tears in your eyes?

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Dirtybird12

09-15-2005, 07:30 PM

hey groupie, next time you see your mom - look at her mouth & think to yourself - WOW perrys piss has been all over it!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" />Face it Bro, your moms snatch is a public toilet. 

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Dirtybird12

09-15-2005, 07:33 PM

quote: i lay it out on the table; you suck cock behind the scenes.  faggot.    Dude at this point, you really need to consider sucking dick, raping your mom or something man. Just get a nut with someone other than yourself. Ever notice how all this guy talks about is dudes? come out of the closet my friend, like I said before  - if your lucky - the perry will show you a good time. & so what if I'm gay. Chicks dig that. guys with open minds & open asses. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" /> they don't dig close minded homophobes who beat off to radio voices & are poser thugs who go around quoting everything they hear like a retarded parrot.  You'll never be me misses 1 inch. give up. <a href="http://www.live365.com/stations/ufo_radio?play/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/itsigpic.jpg" border="0" /></a> crispy fries dig me...jealous?

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monsterone

09-15-2005, 07:41 PM

hey faggot, you haven't ONCE responded to what was posted above.  so keep avoiding what is posted, keep diverting about my moms, keep denying the fact you are a self-loathing cock sucking fag. again, i met someone who ran there mouth and talked about my mom... good luck bro.                 this won't be a problem solved through pm's or anything else.              see you at the next rf event!

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TheMojoPin

09-15-2005, 07:50 PM

Next one of you that attacks the other is on vacation.  Perry, remember, that'll be for good for you.  ENOUGH.

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Dirtybird12

09-15-2005, 07:51 PM

quote: edited after reading mojo - 

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TheMojoPin

09-15-2005, 07:53 PM

You get that one because you were posting at the same time as me.  NOW KNOCK IT OFF.

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