GaryWyze
09-16-2005, 10:24 AM
<p><font color="#663399">....here's something to tie you over. Haven't done one of these in a long time, it helps to "picture" Fezzie's voice in your mind (you know, for those who don't do that all the time, anyway).</font></p><p><font color="#663399"><strong>Ron & Fez have landed on Satelite Radio and it's time to launch this Garytorial.</strong></font> </p><p><strong><font color="#663399">Well, well, well, it looks like everybodies favorite buddays have dumped out of commercial radio and are poised to electrify XM's High Voltage channel 202. </font></strong><font color="#663399"><strong><font color="#663399">And I for one couldn't be happier. </font></strong></font></p><font color="#663399"><strong><font color="#663399">But let's take a moment to mourn the loss of them on terrestrial radio. No longer will we have 20 minute commercial breaks every 15 minutes. Whatever will we do now when wondering where to shop for car insurance or male enhancement pills? Because I too wanna be happy. Just like Bob.</font></strong></font><font color="#663399"> </font><font color="#663399"><p><strong><font color="#663399">Gone are the days where we will all be safeguarded against those damn dirty little words. Or even letters that were used instead of words. I S you not. Now these two F'ing potty mouths will be free to curse at will. And one can only imagine the depravity these two ruffians will cause. In no time at all we'll be hearing Comedy pyramids like "Nicknames for Heather Mills' Vagina" and "New Sex Slogans for NYC." Not to mention Paul O.'s Adult Movie Reviews. And you just know a Mrs. Paul O. on-air-orgasm won't be far behind. "Oh, Paul is great. Paul is great... at eating my big, fat pussy." *shivers*</font></strong></p><strong><strong><font color="#663399"><font color="#000000"><font color="#663399">But I think what I'll miss most of all is the Syndication Underground. because let's face it, listening to the show was way more rewarding when you had to download it in 8 different parts or sit in front of a computer, hoping the feed stays up long enough to actually hear one complete segment.</font> <strong><p><strong><font color="#663399">But you know, all this reminds me of growing up in Pinellis Park, Florida, where Mamma and our handyman named BoBo would spend many an afternoons out in our barn discussing radio bits. I remember one time she was reminding him that it was a "Two for Tuesday" and that he better pay more attention to her dump button. He must of really liked working that dump button too, because he kept yelling out "who's your Big Ass Member, who's your BIG ASS MEMBER?," right before she got excited and started screaming out "hooyah, hooyah" over and over again.</font></strong></p><strong><font color="#663399"><font color="#663399">Wait a minute, Mama was letting him play with her own boom box. Sigh. Anywho, Ron and Fez, welcome back to New York and no doubt soon you'll be the two brightest stars on all of satelite radio. And until then, all I have to say is we're here, we're queer, we will not disappear, this has been my Garytorial... thank you.</font> </font></strong></strong></font></font></strong></strong></font>
<font color=black>This message was edited by GaryWyze on 9-16-05 @ 2:36 PM</font>
<font color=black>This message was edited by GaryWyze on 9-16-05 @ 2:36 PM</font>