What qualifications does one need to run for Mayor

[CYYYFYYY]

Do you just need 10,000 sigs?    Me and my friend was wondering why there are so little ccandidates.  So what do you need?  Is there a web sight that shows you what you need.  I am very curious.

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[TooCute]

I don't even know where to start.

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[SatCam]

You need 5 billion dollars in assets, a company with your name&nbsp;and your own cable&nbsp;TV channel

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[torker]

<p>One needs to have puppy-dog eyes and the ability to sing sappy songs.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="231" src="http://www.kisong.com/images/johnmayer.jpg" width="228" border="0" /></p>

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[spoon]

<p>Ask Snoogans, he's up for RonFez.net Mayor.&nbsp; So I guess you have to be a pot/pole smoking fag too. </p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

Being Mayor must suck balls.&nbsp; You're a politician, but not big enough to make CRAZY money being corrupt, unless you're the mayor of a huge city.&nbsp; But regular mayors gotta hear about sidewalks being shoveled, parking and all other forms of utter nonsense.&nbsp; It's like the politican who might actually have to work.&nbsp;

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[A.J.]

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[furie]

be a man; if you want to win that is...<br />



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<p><strong><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><font color="#ff6600">&quot;What qualifications does one need to run for Mayor&quot;</font></font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/263993/2/Balls.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[Mike Teacher]

<p><font size="1">Being Mayor must suck balls.&nbsp; You're a politician, but not big enough to make CRAZY money being corrupt, unless you're the mayor of a huge city.&nbsp; But regular mayors gotta hear about sidewalks being shoveled, parking and all other forms of utter nonsense.&nbsp; It's like the politican who might actually have to work.</font></p><p><font size="1">=</font></p><p><font size="1">What Moe said. Double Time. I can figure wanting to be famous, powerful, rich, all of that, Prez, Pope, Governor, Judge, but Mayor seems like the 'Principal' of the town. Meaning your day is usually filled with crap you don't want to do; gripping and grinning with shovel in hand as some camera takes a shot as the new Mega-Mall opens, or he's taking shit for whatever goes on in his town, whether it's his fault or not.</font></p><p><font size="1">And the corruption is dead-on, as a bunch of Monmouth County, NJ&nbsp;pols were caught on the take this year, and the amounts of money? So small you just say, 'you ruined your career, life, family, for $3000?' What the F?</font></p>

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