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Patches

09-23-2005, 08:15 AM

I've been called a 'musical sexist' by a friend of mine.  In other words, I don't give female artists a fair shake.  This may or may not be true, but I'll be damned if she's right.  I was going to make a CD for her featuring songs I enjoy from female artists, but being a musical sexist, I am having a hard time figuring out my songs:Here is what I have so far:Anything by the Smashing Pumpkins (the bassist was a woman, it counts)JoplinGarbageSusan Tedeschi (I won't even have to lie about this one- I really do like her)Ani DiFranco (I like that one song, "Fuck You"- I probably will include it)There are a few more obvious ones- Cranberries, Hole, etc.. but I want to be fairly original... give a sexist asshole a hand, rf.net!

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Furtherman

09-23-2005, 08:32 AM

Leona Naess.

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EffMeBoobs

09-23-2005, 08:43 AM

JesterOfSadness

09-23-2005, 09:05 AM

Lacuna Coil is fronted by a chic....a pretty hot chic to be exact

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JerryTaker

09-23-2005, 09:17 AM

Anything by the Smashing Pumpkins (the bassist was a woman, it counts)So is the singer, so it definately counts...Seriously,Drill,
Drain STH, L7, Sonic Youth, Kidney Thieves, One True Thing (Whose
singer guests on a few  Autumn to Ashes songs, most notably "Short
Stories with Sad Endings") 


 
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AppleBoy

09-23-2005, 09:32 AM

Some older stuff - The Pretenders (Chrissy Hynde)The Plasmatics (Wendy O. Williams)Warlock (Doro Pesch)Lita Ford

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DreamWeaver

09-23-2005, 09:43 AM

Luscious Jacksonthe DonnasBjorkShift (the drummer is a chick-download anything off of Pathos)Yeah Yeah YeahsDance Hall Crashersand of course theres always Joni Mitchell<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=11" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

09-23-2005, 09:55 AM

Alannah Myles - Black Velevt / Melissa Etheridge - Like The Way I Do, I'm The Only One / Meredith Brooks - I'm A Bitch / Avril - Happy Ending, Nobodys Home / Cyndi Lauper - Money Changes Everything / Sheryl Crow - If It Makes You Happy, Favorite Mistake, Steve McQueen / 4 Non Blondes - Morphine And Chocolate / Alannis Morisette - One Hand In My Pocket / Evanessence(sp?) got some good stuff

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MrPink

09-23-2005, 10:36 AM

White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. You're not alone buddy, I'm a musical sexist too.

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Snoogans

09-23-2005, 10:39 AM

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SatCam

09-23-2005, 01:49 PM

How can you be a musical sexist when girls don't make good music in the first place? <img height="105" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" width="109" border="0" />   <img height="66" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" width="92" border="0" /> I Kid!!!

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pOOpsHIp

09-23-2005, 02:19 PM

The Cardigans singer has a SEXY voice, and they write great music w/splendid hooks.

JohnnyCash

09-23-2005, 02:31 PM

The RaveonettesKeren AnnSahara HotnightsEmiliana TorriniBeth OrtonCat PowerThe ConcretesHeather NovaHope Sandoval (Mazzy Star)And you can never go wrong with a little Patsy Cline.

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grlNIN

09-23-2005, 02:35 PM

Joplin sucked. 

 
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booster11373

09-23-2005, 02:36 PM

Kate Bush, The Dandy warhols have a female band member bass player I think? The Pixies had Kim Deal

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

09-23-2005, 02:45 PM

Liz PhairStevie NicksCourtney LovePJ HarveyThrowing Muses  <img src="http://www.osirusonline.com/rfnet-fuzzybutt.gif" border="0" /> "We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder," - Kurt Cobain "I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick." -Homer Simpson

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Death Metal Moe

09-23-2005, 03:00 PM

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TheMojoPin

09-23-2005, 05:15 PM

I'm a complete musical sexist.  People have listed a bunch of great acts in here, a lot I have albums by, but even so, my first impression when I see an all girl or mostly female group is, "that's so totally not going to rock at all."And yet, the band I can't stop listening to right now, Giant Drag, is fronted by a woman and they rock my fucking cock's socks off.Anyone with a song called "Kevin is Gay" is alright by me.

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Tall_James

09-23-2005, 05:17 PM

The Sunday'sI could listen to "Here's where the story ends" over and over

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badorties

09-23-2005, 05:18 PM

<img height="240" src="http://www.laurelandanisa.com/images/jempic.jpg" width="320" border="0" />the voice of jem was britta phillips who was the bassist for luna, and is now working as a duet with dean wharem ...liz phair / patti smith / pretenders / sonic youth / pixies / breeders / the amps / belly / luscious jackson and the amazing pj harvey ...

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TheMojoPin

09-23-2005, 05:18 PM

Portishead.Shit, most of the best trip-hop bands/songs were fronted by women.

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Stankfoot

09-23-2005, 05:28 PM

sleater-kinney<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/sk.jpg" border="0" />they rock!

torker

09-23-2005, 05:37 PM

I've always dug that chick in Hanson.<img height="373" src="http://clayvision.net/hanson/fanart/artkung5.jpg" width="262" border="0" />

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El Mudo

09-23-2005, 05:45 PM

I have an unhealthy fascination with the wonderful Tift Merritt... <img height="231" src="http://musicmoz.org/img/editors/dracus/tiftmerritt.jpg" width="231" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

09-23-2005, 05:48 PM

i just don't get the point of this thread.  There's plenty of women in music.  Lots of them are successful.End of story.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

09-23-2005, 05:55 PM

It's another forum in which Mojo can show what a musical snob he is. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.osirusonline.com/rfnet-fuzzybutt.gif" border="0" /> "We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder," - Kurt Cobain "I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick." -Homer Simpson

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Death Metal Moe

09-23-2005, 06:01 PM

quote: It's another forum in which Mojo can show what a musical snob he is. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> It's another forum in which Mojo can show what a musical snob he is. <img src="http://www.osirusonline.com/rfnet-fuzzybutt.gif" border="0" /> "We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder," - Kurt Cobain "I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick." -Homer Simpson This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 9-23-05 @ 9:57 PM<img height="376" src="http://www.angel.dk/various/Variousny/4CheapTrick/CheapTrickA_11A.JPG" width="500" border="0" /> 

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TheMojoPin

09-23-2005, 06:02 PM

quote:  It's another forum in which Mojo can show what a musical STUD he is. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />  <img src="http://www.osirusonline.com/rfnet-fuzzybutt.gif" border="0" />   You daaaaaaaamn right.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

09-23-2005, 06:04 PM

Shut yo mouth

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"We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,"
- Kurt Cobain

"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."
-Homer Simpson

TheMojoPin

09-23-2005, 06:06 PM

But I was only talkin' 'bout Mojo's shaft!

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Death Metal Moe

09-23-2005, 06:08 PM

That's why it was gay.

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grlNIN

09-23-2005, 11:13 PM

Sleeper and Elastica. 

 
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A.J.

09-23-2005, 11:16 PM

I don't like her music -- I just like looking at her:<img height="718" src="http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/5737-Jewel-88185023.jpg" width="466" border="0" />However, I too am a musical sexist.  I don't think I own a tape or CD with a female lead singer.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

09-23-2005, 11:38 PM

quote: I don't like her music -- I just like looking at her:<img height="718" src="http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/5737-Jewel-88185023.jpg" width="466" border="0" />However, I too am a musical sexist.  I don't think I own a tape or CD with a female lead singer.<img src="http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg" border="0" /> A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.Red Sox NationShe's got my dad's belly. I'm not saying I couldn't do a crunch or several. but last I remember my dad's belly looked like that. 

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"We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,"
- Kurt Cobain

"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."
-Homer Simpson

JohnnyCash

09-23-2005, 11:49 PM

quote: Sleeper and Elastica. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ninny" border="0" /> She sells Heart, She sells Meat Sleeper rocks. One of my favorites for a long time.

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Mike Teacher

09-24-2005, 01:17 AM

met this hot little blonde number after a show; her adams apple was a bit large, but hey...<img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/z" border="0" />

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PapaBear

09-24-2005, 02:11 AM

Sexical Musist...The Throwing Muses got me all hot'n bothered in Richmond, VA back in 1989.

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Frosty_Sacknuts

09-24-2005, 02:12 AM

That pic didnt show up for me, but Jewel Rawks!

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Mike Teacher

09-24-2005, 02:23 AM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/la2" border="0" />Let's see. Uh, it was on an island. And there was this snake. And the snake had legs. And he could walk all around the island. Yes. That's true. A snake with legs. And the man and the woman were on the island too. And they were not very smart. But they were happy as clams. Yes. Let's see. Uh...then one evening the snake was walking about in the garden and he was talking to himself and he saw the woman and they started to talk. And they became friends. Very good friends. And the woman liked the snake very much. Because when he talked, he make little noises with his tongue, and his long tongue was lightly licking about his lips. Like there was a fire inside his mouth and the flame would come dancing out of his mouth. And this woman liked this very much. And after that, she was bored with the man. Because no matter what happened, he was always as happy as a clam. What did the snake say? Yes! What was he saying? OK. I will tell you. The snake told her things about the world. He told her about the time there was a big typhoon on the island and all the sharks came out of the water. Yes. They came out of the water and they walked right into your house with their big white teeth. And the woman heard these things. And she was in love. And the man came out and said: We have to go now! And the woman did not want to go. Because she was a hothead. Because she was a woman in love. Anyway, we got into their boat and left the island. But they never stayed anywhere very long. Because the woman was restless. She was a hothead. She was a woman in love. And this is not a story people tell. It is something I know myself. And when I do my job, I am thinking about these things. Because when I do my job, that is what I think about. Oooo la la la. Yeah La La La. Voici. Voila'. Here. And there. Ooo la la la. Oh yes. Voici le langage de l'amour. This is the language of love. Oooo la la la. Oooo. Oh yeah. La la la. La la. Voici. Voila'. la la. Here it is. There it is. La la. Voici le langage de l'amour. This is the language of love. Ah! Comme ci, comme ca. Ah! Niether here nor there. Voila. Voila. There. There. Voici le langage de l'amour. This is the language of love. Voici le langage de l'amour. This is the language of love. Attends! Attends! Attends! Wait! Wait! Wait! Attends! Attends! Attends! Wait! Wait! Wait! Ecoute. Ecoute. Ecoute. Listen. Listen. Listen. Ooooo la la la la. Ooooo. Oh yeah. Ooo la la la la. Oh yeah. Yeah. Voici le langage de l'amour. This is the language of love. Voici le langage dans mon coeur. This is the language of my heart. Oooo la la. Oooo. Oh yeah. Voici le langage de l'amour. This is the language of love. Voici le langage dans mon coeur. This is the language of my heart. Voici le langage dans mon coeur. This is the language of my heart.

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Tall_James

09-24-2005, 06:21 AM

Veruca Salt, The Breeders

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PhishHead

09-24-2005, 09:33 AM

ani difrancoTori Amosdar williamsnina simone 

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Papa_Burgundy

09-24-2005, 08:54 PM

quote: Portishead.Shit, most of the best trip-hop bands/songs were fronted by women.  she's got the most beautiful voice ever.  best woman singer by far 

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MrPink

09-24-2005, 09:02 PM

Hey, nobody has mentioned Debbie Harry of Blondie! She's a pretty cool singer, for a woman... hahahaha

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DarkHippie

09-25-2005, 04:20 AM

lucinda williamsemmylou harriskathleen edwards (seriously, check this chick out)dar williams

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Patches

09-28-2005, 09:42 AM

Thanks buds!  But she is a total bitch, and will get nothing!Ok, now I'm just a regular sexist.

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09-28-2005, 09:51 AM

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