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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 02:14 PM

On Earth 2 Ronnie was addicted to working out during the 80's and 90's.

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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 02:14 PM

ON Earth 2 dessert is always eaten seperatly of the meal.

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10-28-2005, 02:14 PM

On Earth 2 Olestra makes you constipated.

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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 02:15 PM

On Earth 2 Horation Sans gets crap on a messageboard because he looks like ME!

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10-28-2005, 02:16 PM

On Earth 2 The Cheat is indeed the guy from 21 Jump Street.

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10-28-2005, 02:17 PM

On Earth 2 geeks make fun of their one friend for going out with hot chicks and getting laid all the time.

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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 02:18 PM

On Earth 2 Jim Norton steals all his comedy from Wackbag.

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10-28-2005, 02:20 PM

On Earth 2 Princess Diana had that half a fag Charles wacked and starting doing hardcore porn.

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10-28-2005, 02:26 PM

On Earth 2 The King of All Media Perrynoid makes his huge move to Satellite, while Morning Zoo man Howie "Hoo Hoo" Stern finally gets syndicated to overnights in Idaho.

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10-28-2005, 02:27 PM

On Earth 2 Robin Williams is funny.

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Kathleen From The Bronx

10-28-2005, 02:28 PM

On Earth 2, obese singer Karen Carpenter dies tragically, choking on a ham sandwich...

Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 02:30 PM

On Earth 2 you wipe a dog's ass on yourself to get that horrible cologne smell off of ya.

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10-28-2005, 02:31 PM

On Earth 2 Richard Nixon never missed a day of worship at his local synagogue.

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10-28-2005, 02:31 PM

On Earth 2 Ben Stein only stays on the phone if you try to Jew him down.

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10-28-2005, 02:33 PM

On Earth 2 Paul O stops by the show once a week to put Fez in a headlock and give Ron a "swirly" in the toilet.  Then his beautiful, sane, slender wife reminds him how much she loves the boys and Paul puts them down. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 02:34 PM

On Earth 2 women know what they want.

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EffMeBoobs

10-28-2005, 02:37 PM

On Earth 2, you shit from your pee hole and you piss out your ass. 

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Kathleen From The Bronx

10-28-2005, 02:40 PM

On Earth 2, a statue stands in New York Harbor flippin the middle finger...with a plaque that reads, "Beat it," refusing all immigrants.

Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 02:52 PM

On Earth 2 DonMike.net is a constant source of amusement for Death Metal Moe.

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10-28-2005, 02:54 PM

On Earth 2 nude models do sketches of art students.

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10-28-2005, 02:59 PM

On Earth 2 Jiles Perry Richardson Jr. just landed his small plane safely at Mason City Airport.  He loves to fly and took it up as a hobby. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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bobrobot

10-28-2005, 03:55 PM

On Earth 2, the phrase "Jew him down" is used exclusively by intellectuals and people of heroic moral fiber.

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If I got a bagel, you get half !

Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 03:57 PM

On Earth 2 Steels is an unattractive, stupid, balding, fat man with a 68 inch waist who has a thing for Turkish girls.

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10-28-2005, 03:58 PM

On Earth 2 your phone rings all the time until someone calls you, and you scream at them at 3 in the morning "Why are you quieting my phone at this hour?!"

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10-28-2005, 04:04 PM

On Earth 2 Gatorade is thirst aid for that surface thirst.

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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 04:06 PM

On Earth 2 those cherry Ludens REALLY work on a sore throat while people just buy Halls to eat as candy.

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AKA

10-28-2005, 05:02 PM

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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 05:02 PM

quote: On Earth 2, Fez's "retard voice" doesn't sound so "Chinky"On Earth 2, Fez's "retard voice" doesn't sound so "Chinky" A Gossipy Gus Joint I LOVE IT!!

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EliSnow

10-28-2005, 06:32 PM

On Earth 2, Mikey D always cuts Fezzie slack.

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10-28-2005, 08:21 PM

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10-28-2005, 09:34 PM

On Earth 2, The band Air Supply replaces the word "Love" with "Pork" in all of thier songs.

AKA

10-29-2005, 01:33 AM

<blockquote style="">quote:<blockquote style="">quote: "Chinky"   Absolutely SHAMEFUL, a pox on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] 

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If I got a bagel, you get half ![/quote] Didn't mean to offend you or anyone - I was trying to make it clear that I thought Fez's retard voice sounded like their exageration Chinese "Ching-Chong" impersonations.

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10-29-2005, 04:14 AM

On Earth 2, candle-head Harry has his own syndicated radio show!On Earth 2, Retard Island is the hip place to live in NYC.On Earth 2, Jay Leno is funny.On Earth 2, little Jimmy is a priest.On Earth 2, Fatty Pneumonia is a professional football play.On Earth 2, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton have real jobs.On Earth 2, the FCC requires all DJs to say fuck seven times an hour.

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10-29-2005, 04:23 AM

On earth 2, Pee Wee Herman is the King of all Bukkake Films.<img title="pee wee bukkake" height="477" alt="pee wee bukkake" src="http://images.art.com/images/-/Pee-Wee-Herman--C10042164.jpeg" width="385" border="0" />

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bobrobot

10-29-2005, 04:47 AM

h <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobojacko.jpg" border="0" /> If I got an apple w/ a razor blade in it, you get half !

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Death Metal Moe

10-29-2005, 04:52 AM

His impression sounds like it?What about the THIS DUCK STILL LIVE bit?  That's blatant!  Still funny as hell though.

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10-29-2005, 05:00 AM

On Earth 2 Starbucks is a cheap instant coffee no one drinks, and all the trendy types frequent "Sanka."

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10-29-2005, 05:12 AM

On Earth 2 women walk around naked all the time, and "Girls Gone Wild" tapes have women in 4 layers of clothes.

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10-29-2005, 05:35 AM

On Earth 2, Metallica is called Spongebob Squarepants<img title="Spongetallica" height="300" alt="Spongetallica" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/spongetallica.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

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j3lehane

10-29-2005, 06:41 AM

On Earth 2 Craig Coleman told me from on high that my efforts will bear
Fruit of the Loom....because there is no Radio  BBQ There IS NO
RADIO,There's no place like SuLu,There Is No Radio  Live 365

j3lehane

10-29-2005, 06:49 AM

On Earth 2,Earth 3 is Mars and I'm a Mars Girl looking at Spirit Rover ,back at the inventor of Mars rovers thru a computer,who is listening to the Craig Coleman Show in Quotes replay on Live365 There Is No Radio http://www.live365.com/stations/thereisnoradio http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BigMarsGirl12.jpg

Death Metal Moe

10-29-2005, 07:04 AM

I won't allow you to fucking ruin the bit Jerry.  Go back to Wackbag where they still seemed amused by you.

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10-29-2005, 07:56 AM

On Earth 2, P-Funk was created by Pat Boone.On Earth 2, Friday is tuxedo shirt day, so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a tuxedo shirt.On Earth 2, Fezzie has yet to hit his prime.On Earth 2, Lowrider is the U.S. national anthem.On Earth 2, no one wants more cowbell.

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Death Metal Moe

10-29-2005, 08:34 AM

Thank you Mr Terrific for saving the bit from the grasp of more Jerry Gibberish.

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10-29-2005, 08:39 AM

On Earth 2, P-Funk sings, "Reshingle the Roof on the Sucka"On Earth 2, Bobby Fuller fought the law... and won!!!On Earth 2, James Brown is the most laziest man in show businessOn Earth2, The Gap Band had a big hit called," She's a Stick House"On Earth 2, Harpo Marx won't shut up!!!

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DJEvelEd

10-29-2005, 08:41 AM

SNIT DNATSREDNU DLUOW UOY 2HTRAE NO

:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
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DJEvelEd

10-29-2005, 08:44 AM

On Earth2 abortions jump out of toilets and kill their Mothers.

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Kathleen From The Bronx

10-29-2005, 10:10 AM

On Earth 2 Richard Simmons wears an almost ridiculous amount of layers...never weeps while inspiring dangerously thin people to become plump...

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10-29-2005, 07:32 PM

On Earth 2, Clifford Peach is a bully.On Earth 2, Ramen Noodles are eaten only by the very wealthy.On Earth 2, Cory Hart wears his sunglasses mainly during the day.On Earth 2, Ted Nugent is a vegitarian.On Earth 2, In the movie Good Fella's both dog's face in the same direction.

tele7

10-29-2005, 07:38 PM

On Earth 2, The Fatty Pneumonia thread is weak.

Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 05:08 AM

On Earth 2 you drink UNTIL you're 21, then it's all over.

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10-30-2005, 05:09 AM

On Earth 2 Canada is the cool country that makes fun of the US for being so "French" and "gay."

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10-30-2005, 05:11 AM

On Earth 2 kids Trick or Treat for health food and handfuls of pennies.  Then they egg houses that give out candy. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 05:13 AM

On Earth 2 rich people have parties where they drink Thunderbird and eat Laughing Cow cheese.

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 05:13 AM

While also on Earth 2 the poor people get Government Brie.

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bobrobot

10-30-2005, 06:20 AM

On Earth 2, The Smith Brothers both look like Curly from the 3 Stooges.   On Earth 2, Oxygen bars are where health fascists give each other “stink faces.”   On Earth 2, Tuna smells like pussy.   On Earth 2, Gay means happy.   <h1>On Earth 2, Philosophers drink beer, watch football, brag about fucking, and piss in empty bottles rather than get up & go to the bathroom.     </h1>              On Earth 2, “The Dozens” are a string of compliments about your friends mother.   On Earth 2, Compassionate Conservatives don’t lie about their disconcern for humanity in favor of financial gain.     On Earth 2, Paul O. reviews movies he has already seen.   On Earth 2, Kathleen From Da Bronx writes extremely passive sonnets and tans alligator hide to make Pockey Books.   On Earth 2, Jerry from Mars gets a Nobel Prize for common sense and intellectual clarity.   On Earth 2, Cheezeface is 3rd mic on the Don & Mike Show.   On Earth 2, Ron Bennington always carries a bubble gum cigar, and is known to shed an occasional tear at the inequities of the world.   On Earth 2, Mikeyboy is a drunken, unreliable creep who couldn’t be trusted with the change in your pockets!  On Earth 2, Mikey D. is Fezes “longtime companion.”   On Earth 2, The U.S. National Anthem is “Louie Louie.”   On Earth 2, Black Earl is the Duke of Earl.   On Earth 2, The U.S. National bird is the Profusely Hairy Eagle.On Earth 2, David Lee Kinison thinks a lil IS enough.<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobojacko.jpg" border="0" /> If I've got an apple with a razor blade in it, you get half !

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Mcop427

10-30-2005, 07:43 AM

On earth 2this bit nevers gets old.  

SHOT FIRST AND GO HOME LATER.

EliSnow

10-30-2005, 08:26 AM

On Earth 2, the Nature Boy is George Steele.On Earth 2, Bill O'Reillly claims to be Unfair and Biased, but he really isn't.On Earth 2, Redskins Radio was frequently preempted by Ron & Fez.On Earth 2, Tom Cruise is the spokesperson for Ritalin.<img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:08 AM

On Earth 2 priests don't like young boy ass.

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reeshy

10-30-2005, 09:14 AM

On Earth 2, Moe digs the harpsichord!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:16 AM

ON Earth 2 Death Metal is the the most widely accepted form of music while a few dozen people gather in a dive bar to hear some unheard of underground band called "The Rolling Stone."

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:17 AM

On Earth 2 Reeshy isn't scared to post here anymore.Stick around dude.

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:20 AM

On Earth 2 Hell's Angels plant trees while Hippies killed rock fans at Altamont.

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:21 AM

On Earth 2 Richard Simmons' wife just gave birth to the couple's 4th happy baby.

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:22 AM

On Earth 2 there are always plenty of software options for Mac users.

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:25 AM

On Earth 2 everyone is a Ninja, super soldier or other type of action hero, and video games are all office job simulators.

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Kathleen From The Bronx

10-30-2005, 09:44 AM

On Earth 2 John Denver on saxaphone performs a haunting, mournful tune...Rocky Mountain Low...Oh yeah- and he's alive

Kathleen From The Bronx

10-30-2005, 09:46 AM

On Earth 2 Judge Reinhold is actually a judge... and his name therefore, makes some damn sense.

Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:47 AM

On Earth 2 THIS DUCK LONG DEAD!!!

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 09:48 AM

On Earth 2 Tom Tom enjoys a comfortable Middle Class lifestyle with 2 great kids and a loving wife.

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 10:24 AM

But on Earth 2 Tommy Tom sure got the shaft!

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too4flynchen

10-30-2005, 11:06 AM

On Earth 2...I found the judge reinhold earth 2 bit unfunny. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" /> 

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bobrobot

10-30-2005, 06:37 PM

On Earth 2, Donald Rumsfeld writes an “inside the beltway” gossip column.   On Earth 2, Dick Cheney died of a heart attack during his first wet dream.   On Earth 2, George Bush was a late term abortion.   On Earth 2, Karl Rove is a cigar store Indian.   On Earth 2, Condy Rice has a cleft palette, but no gap between her front teeth.   On Earth 2, Harriet Miers is the least successful hooker on Hunt’s Point.   On Earth 2, Scooter Libby is a call boy.   On Earth 2, Trent Lott is Rosa Parks.     

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If I've got an apple with a razor blade in it, you get half !

bobrobot

10-30-2005, 07:21 PM

On Earth 2, Crazy Jen is James Bond.   On Earth 2, Death Metal Moe posted once on RonFez.Net, then died of embarrassment.   On Earth 2, Mikey D is a horse whisperer.   On Earth 2, Tall James is Billy Barty.   On Earth 2, Alice S. Fuzzybutt is a Karen Carpenter impersonator.   On Earth 2, Elfish IS Elvis   On Earth 2, Silent Spic is Brazilian and hates the way he looks in a thong.   On Earth 2, Convert isn’t   On Earth 2, Jafter is a Disc Jockey whose hobby is business administration.   On Earth 2, Spoon is Mother Theresa.   On Earth 2, Bobby Pantera is Don Knotts’ love child.   On Earth 2, Snoogans is the only kid on a milk carton to actually be found, severely abused, but found.  On Earth 2, TheMojoPin chose his board name from a song written by William F. Buckley. On Earth 2,  michaelscardillo can’t fingerpaint worth shit.   On Earth 2,  Funkman’s fave band is Bananarama.   On Earth 2,  Bulldogcakes is a hippie. <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobojacko.jpg" border="0" /> If I've got an apple with a razor blade in it, you get half !

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bobrobot

10-31-2005, 08:10 AM

On Earth 2, IrishAlkey is Bill Wilson.<img title="AA" height="338" alt="AA" src="http://www.barefootsworld.net/graphics/1steditionbb.gif" width="246" border="0" />

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Doctor Manhattan

10-31-2005, 08:16 AM

On Earth 2, Tim Burton made a movie called "Stanley Kubrick"

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EliSnow

10-31-2005, 08:47 AM

On Earth 2, the most popular television show is "Found."On Earth 2, monkeys evolved from humans.On Earth 2, each Christmas, Santa Claus goes to every house and takes children's toys.  On Earth 2, a peanut butter & jelly sandwich is considered a rare delicacy.On Earth 2, Freddie Prince, Jr. holds the record for the most Best Actor Oscars won.On Earth 2, Pope Bendict XVI is a pussy hound.  On Earth 2, the  best basketball players in the world are jewish.

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Furtherman

10-31-2005, 08:51 AM

On Earth 2, Ron and Fez are live today.

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Big Jim

10-31-2005, 12:01 PM

On Earth 2, showering makes you filthy.On Earth 2, The Weather Channel never talks about Atlanta.On Earth 2, The Golden Girls was about three prepubescant boys growing up in Alaska.On Earth 2, Germany hates David Hasslehoff, and Knight Rider is in its 22nd season.On Earth 2, Paris Hilton carries around a muskrat in her purse.On Earth 2, the BQE is a beautiful tree-lined country road, empty of congestion.On Earth 2, Chinese food costs a fortune, and always leaves you stuffed.On Earth 2, schools are only open when it snows.

Thank you for this SIG PIC Kat!!
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EliSnow

10-31-2005, 12:29 PM

On Earth 2, the big yellow one is the moon.On Earth 2, it is better to have never loved than to have loved and lost.On Earth 2, HBO has a new season of The Sopranos every year.On Earth 2, Reno is the littlest big city in the U.S.On Earth 2, the Superbowl MVP says he's going to Wisconsin Dells.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 01:26 PM

On Earth 2 they just had Nigthtime Wastings.

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10-31-2005, 01:26 PM

On Earth 2 people drive on a driveway and park on a parkway.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 01:28 PM

On Earth 2 teen boys keep hand lotion in their rooms ONLY for moisturizing.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 01:54 PM

on earth 2 you get yelled at for typing on the internet only in lowercase letters,

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 01:55 PM

On Earth 2 ADF wears underware.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 01:57 PM

On Earth 2 the 1st digital cameras took such amazing pictures you could swear you were looking out a window.  Over they years they've been getting less and less pixels a file, until they reached the pincale of technology: One large pixel.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 01:58 PM

On Earth 2 you say tomato and I say tomato.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 01:58 PM

On Earth 2 slight inflections can be understood through typed text.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 02:00 PM

On Earth 2 the 1st computer ever invented was so small the inventor accidentally washed it in his pants pocket.  Today's laptops are the size of small cars.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 02:02 PM

On Earth 2 the language Latin is alive and well.

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stinkbud

10-31-2005, 02:22 PM

On Earth 2, R&F.net won the Earth 2 contest

EliSnow

10-31-2005, 03:14 PM

On Earth 2, Eddie Rabbit can't stand a rainy night.On Earth 2, the French are considered the most polite, best smelling people in the world.On Earth 2, the South is considered the Koran Suspenders.On Earth 2, Halloween is when adults go naked to people's houses and give them treats.On Earth 2, Vatican City is located in Las Vegas.On Earth 2, all the busboys in Mexico are Americans.

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Hottub

10-31-2005, 03:20 PM

On Earth 2, Moe will never reach 20,000 posts!Congrats Big Guy!!!! You had better make it a REALLY good one!!   Filthy Whore!<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 03:49 PM

On Earth 2 I'm a gracious Veteran.Oh, also, on Earth 2, you're all better than me.

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 07:49 PM

On Earth 2 the Halloween show was a smashing success!

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tele7

10-31-2005, 08:02 PM

On Earth 2, A Bondo Ape, Unicorn, Santa Claus and Bigfoot discuss the existance of Joe Rogan on their hit talk show.

j3lehane

10-31-2005, 09:12 PM

On Earth 2 they talk about a post-hole on Earth one who calls his mom
at 3 am and tells her,"Look Mom,I posted today all by myself."

tele7

10-31-2005, 09:14 PM

Happy Birthday!

PapaBear

10-31-2005, 09:34 PM

On Earth 2...  supermodel/slut, Stalker Patty, went on the Maury show to be transformed into a hideous virgin.

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<center>1 people are so scared of 9 people</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center>

bobrobot

11-01-2005, 08:16 AM

On Earth 2, Dracula sneaks around donating blood. On Earth 2, Paris Hilton gets carried around by a dog. On Earth 2, Fatty Pneumonia is a stick figure. On Earth 2, The Pope is a Lerpachaun. On Earth 2, Lesbians wear very painful yet fashionable shoes.On Earth 2, Internet radio is a valid, credible. professional & fascinating medium. On Earth 2, cell phones are little Ouija Boards. On Earth 2, On a map, Florida looks like a vagina. On Earth 2, On a map, Italy looks like a penny loafer.    <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/mariobobonette.jpg" border="0" /> If I got a Kishke, you get halfski !

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bobrobot

11-01-2005, 08:37 AM

On Earth 2, Junkies suck heroin out of their bodies w/ needles. On Earth 2, The Velvet Underground invented Easy Listening Music. On Earth 2, Lou Reed is Lawrence Welk. On Earth 2, Weird Al Yankovic's song parodies are funny. On Earth 2, The Temptations sang, “Papa was a Corner Stone.” On Earth 2, Sam and Dave sang, “Let Go, I'm Leavin'.” On Earth 2, Pink sang, “I’m Stayin’ In.” On Earth 2, Ray Charles had great eyesight but couldn’t play piano worth shit. <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/mariobobonette.jpg" border="0" /> If I got a Kishke, you get halfski !

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Sheeplovr

11-01-2005, 09:03 AM

On Earth Two Fans of Tribute Bands have to sit threw Radio show hosts talking at shows

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EliSnow

11-01-2005, 10:34 AM

On Earth 2, O.J. Simpson is serving life in prison for two murders he did not commit.On Earth 2, Ronald Reagan asked Mr. Gorbachev "to build that wall."On Earth 2, Barbara Streisand and Liza Minelli are worshipped by heterosexual men.On Earth 2, The McLean Stevenson Show is the longest running sitcom of all time.

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j3lehane

11-01-2005, 12:25 PM

On Earth 2 Grandmaster Po divides his time between Rap and Chess,has
never missed a day of work in his life ,and salutes Peace officers at
sobriety checkpoints in military style,asking them if "everything's
oKAY here,Patrolman?""Very well,Carry On our wayward son." Po walks
the  grey line. He protects FEZ at checkpoint Charlie for PEE
BREAKS.Fez must dodge ground-fire from the CoNg as he hides behind HUGE
LEAVES.Fez summons Po like a puppy by turning his head,tilted and
whining , until Fez gets both front paws come up and the tongue
wags,and the panting begins......much like BIG A asking for the
kEY.Then Fez barks excitedly.

bobrobot

11-01-2005, 06:52 PM

On Earth 2, Fezzie pees all over the place w/out hesitation, like a dog.   On Earth 2, John Wayne is Annie Sprinkle   On Earth 2, Godzilla is a tiny chameleon who is accidentally trod on by Raymond Burr.   On Earth 2, “The Ring” is a film about a horrifically filthy Bathtub.   On Earth 2,  Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison are the only surviving rock musicians in the USA.   On Earth 2, A pocket protector is called a bitch magnet.

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mikeyboy

11-01-2005, 07:00 PM

quote: On Earth 2 Grandmaster Po divides his time between Rap and Chess,has never missed a day of work in his life ,and salutes Peace officers at sobriety checkpoints in military style,asking them if "everything's oKAY here,Patrolman?""Very well,Carry On our wayward son." Po walks the  grey line. He protects FEZ at checkpoint Charlie for PEE BREAKS.Fez must dodge ground-fire from the CoNg as he hides behind HUGE LEAVES.Fez summons Po like a puppy by turning his head,tilted and whining , until Fez gets both front paws come up and the tongue wags,and the panting begins......much like BIG A asking for the kEY.Then Fez barks excitedly. *sigh*  Keep it simple, Jerry.  Keep it simple.

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bobrobot

11-01-2005, 07:18 PM

quote: *sigh*   These are times that try men's souls - Thomas Paine   <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobonosferatu.jpg" border="0" /> I don't drink...wine.

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j3lehane

11-02-2005, 02:11 AM

On Earth 2 Lil Jimmy was a sensitive boy who never heard of a BonGo Ape.http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BigJimmyNortonElvisCollage.jpg

bobrobot

11-02-2005, 04:33 AM

On Earth 2, Sesame Street is plushy porno.On Earth 2, Soup kitchens serve salad.On Earth 2, Pete Seeger is Yngwie Malmsteen.On Earth 2, Harry Houdini couldn’t open his front door.On Earth 2, The Marx Brothers were adopted.On Earth 2, The Captain and Tennille sang, “Love Will Tear Us Apart.”On Earth 2, Joy Division sang, “Love Will Keep Us Together.”On Earth 2, Tony the Tiger yells, “THEEEEEEEYYYY SUCK!”On Earth 2, Blind people beg for pencils on the street. <span style="font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa">On Earth 2, Black Earl is a redneck.

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bobrobot

11-02-2005, 04:48 AM

On Earth 2, Paris Hilton's name is Baltimore Hilton.

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I don't drink...wine.

Doctor Manhattan

11-02-2005, 04:48 AM

On Earth 2, Howard Stern was the favorite lead singer for Van Halen.

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Doctor Manhattan

11-02-2005, 04:50 AM

On Earth 2, Buffalo Bill is a poon hound who should buy a bottle of lotion for his dry skin.

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Doctor Manhattan

11-02-2005, 04:52 AM

On Earth, 2 this thread ended in September.

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EliSnow

11-02-2005, 04:57 AM

quote:  On Earth 2, Tony the Tiger yells, “THEEEEEEEYYYY SUCK!”  When I read this, I could completely imagine Fezzie reading this in a bit using his Tony the Tiger voice.  Very funny.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg" border="0" />

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EliSnow

11-02-2005, 05:44 AM

On Earth 2, women get blue boobs when they don't get enough sex.On Earth 2, Lincoln shot John Wilkes Booth and shouted "Death to lousy actors!"On Earth 2, Caeser was warned to beware men with knives.On Earth 2, radio killed the video star.On Earth 2, New York City is known as the Big Kumquat.On Earth 2, all lesbians are lipstick lesbians.  

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bobrobot

11-02-2005, 08:45 AM

On Earth 2, Thanksgiving is the day you kill and eat your family whilst turkeys frolic in your yard.

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My heroes have
always killed cowboys

bobrobot

11-02-2005, 02:42 PM

On Earth 2, The Baltimore Ravens are called The Nevermores.On Earth 2, Fans of the Green Bay Packers wear cheese shaped underpants.On Earth 2, Wheaties is the Breakfast of Debutantes.On Earth 2, Safe sex is having sex w/ a safe.<img title="safe sex" height="365" alt="safe sex" src="http://www.xtdnet.nl/paul/Safe/kluis_dial.jpg" width="496" border="0" />

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Eastern European, and proud !!!

EliSnow

11-02-2005, 03:02 PM

On Earth 2, people don't kill people; guns do.On Earth 2, two birds in the bush are worth more than one in the hand.On Earth 2, you can tell a book by its cover.On Earth 2, masturbation makes blind people see.On Earth 2, size doesn't matter.<img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg" border="0" />

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11-02-2005, 03:08 PM

On Earth 2 honesty is the worst policy.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 03:09 PM

On Earth 2 you can lead a horse to water and never stop him from drinking.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 03:09 PM

On Earth 2 a Stitch in time wastes nine.

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11-02-2005, 03:11 PM

On Earth 2 Grouch Marx talks about how great it was to meet Anthony before he died.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 03:13 PM

On Earth 2 The Trix Rabbit sexually assaulted and dismembered Tucan Sam in a fit of jealous rage when he heard Tucan was running around with one of the Rice Cripsies Elves.

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Stankfoot

11-02-2005, 03:13 PM

On Earth 2, nobody replied to this thread ... 

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 03:14 PM

On Earth 2 everyone speaks Ebonics and rappers spit fresh rhymes in the Queen's English.

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torker

11-02-2005, 03:16 PM

On Earth 2, Ron Jeremy is hired for his good-looks.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 03:25 PM

On Earth 2 Slim Goodbody never creeped a single child out.

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torker

11-02-2005, 03:38 PM

On Earth2, Nobu's drive-thru is open 24 hours.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 03:50 PM

On Earth 2 grits are a form of currency.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 03:50 PM

On Earth 2 you keep your finger in your nose at all times and kids laugh at you when you take it out.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 03:51 PM

On Earth 2 babies don't taste delicious.

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bobrobot

11-02-2005, 04:55 PM

On Earth 2, Taylor Pork Roll is called James Taylor Roll, and is made of dead folk singers.On Earth 2, "Pedophile" is the popular term for baby sitter.On Earth 2, Ed Wood was Orson Welles.On Eart 2, The Marx Brothers are the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.On Earth 2, Death rides a really suntanned horse.On Earth 2,The Grim Reaper is Johnny Appleseed.On Earth 2, Babe the Blue Ox is Ren (of Ren & Stimpy).On Earth 2, Paul Bunyan is Stimpy

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FlashVirus

11-02-2005, 04:59 PM

On earth 2, the internet goes on humans when it wants.On earth 2, pumpkins carve people outOn earth 2, babies give birth to peopleOn earth 2, food hunts us

Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 05:11 PM

On Earth 2 you put powder on your balls when you want them to stick to your leg.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 05:13 PM

On Earth 2 JerseyRich doesn't get a rod watching The Golden Girls.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 05:32 PM

On Earth 2 Administrator Coco just banned Irish Alkey for being way too nice.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 05:33 PM

On Earth 2 a newbie is wondering why Chairman Kaga wrote 2 sentence long replies everytime he posted here.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 05:33 PM

On Earth 2 inside jokes aren't funny.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 05:47 PM

On Earth 2 it lets up for a moment.

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 05:48 PM

On Earth 2 the darkness never finds your soul as you sit alone, thinking.....

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 05:56 PM

On Earth 2 you scream "Your dad's dick" when you're quitting your job.

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bobrobot

11-02-2005, 06:12 PM

On Earth 2, The Internet is also known as "The Information Old Dirt Road."

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 06:28 PM

On Earth 2 "The Ol' Dirt Road" only has one meaning and doesn't make you think of anything else.

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PapaBear

11-02-2005, 06:33 PM

On Earth 2 James Brown writes the songs that make the whole world sing, and Barry Manilow is the Godfather of Soul.

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<center>1 people are so scared of 9 people</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center>

bobrobot

11-02-2005, 06:59 PM

On Earth 2, J Dubs Treehouse replaces Howard Stern.

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bobrobot

11-02-2005, 07:03 PM

quote: On Earth 2 "The Ol' Dirt Road" only has one meaning and doesn't make you think of anything else.HA HA HA, This 1 made milk come out of my nose, I laughed so hard. (at least I hope it was milk...)Very very funny. 

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j3lehane

11-02-2005, 10:01 PM

On Earth 2 Fez dreams of being a short bus driver and gets even with all his nemesis real and imagined by running them over,but is constantly interupted with "DREAM COMMERCIALS."http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BigHarryFairyQueen.jpg

PapaBear

11-02-2005, 10:20 PM

I think I need a shower after reading that post.

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bobrobot

11-03-2005, 04:06 AM

On Earth 2, A pie eating contest is where contestants vomit up as many intact pies as possible in a limited amount of time.On Earth 2, Mosquitos fly around giving their victims tiny blood donations.On Earth 2, cotton candy is the consistency of a brick.On Earth 2, Pound cake is something you hit.On Earth 2, Will Power is something you exert over guys named Will.

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bobrobot

11-03-2005, 07:57 AM

On Earth 2, Mickey Mouse is a cross dressing cat.On Earth 2, Lynyrd Skynyrd's greatest hit was "Jailbird."On Earth 2, O & A were cancelled because a couple called them while having sex at home, in bed.On Earth 2, The Postman never rings at all.On Earth 2, W.C. Fields died of accute sobriety.On Earth 2, Ventriloquists move their mouths and the dummies don't.On Earth 2, Bill Hicks is Pat Robertson.

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mendyweiss

11-03-2005, 08:12 AM

On Earth 2, Malcolm X thinks "those Schvatzas" in Harlem need to stop blaming the white man for eveything.

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

EliSnow

11-03-2005, 08:42 AM

On Earth 2, Woddy Allen divorced Mia Farrow and married her stepmother.On Earth 2, Survivor contestants compete to be the first allowed off the island.On Earth 2, strippers do have the hots for you.On Earth 2, protest chants don't rhyme.On Earth 2, presidential candidates are chastised if they aren't drug addicts.On Earth 2, American revolutionary soldiers were told to not fire until they see the backs of their enemies heads.On Earth 2, the Kings of Comedy tour featured Carrot Top, Gallagher, Louie Anderson, and Tim Allen.<img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg" border="0" />

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bobrobot

11-03-2005, 08:52 AM

On Earth 2, Aquaman is on ice at the Fulton Fish Market.On Earth 2, Plasticman can't even bend over to tie his shoes.On Earth 2, Mr. Fantastic (of the Fantastic 4) is called Mr. Nothing Special.On Earth 2, The Human Torch is a flaming faggot.On Earth 2, The Thing is called The Watchamacallit. On Earth 2, The Incredible Hulk is called The Insignificant Speck.On Earth 2, The Batman is called Der Fledermaus Mensch.On Earth 2, Chicago has no nicknames.

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mendyweiss

11-03-2005, 12:09 PM

On Earth 2, Phil Ivey is the World Series of Checkers (WSOC) champion.

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

j3lehane

11-03-2005, 03:33 PM

On Earth 2 your announcer is not Mikey Dhttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigFezPulverCollage.jpg

Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 03:38 PM

On Earth2 this post follows a sane human being.

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bobrobot

11-03-2005, 04:10 PM

quote: On Earth2 this post follows a sane human being.I think Jerry's just hopin to get lucky in the back of a station wagon on the way home from Hershey Highway Park.<img title="Hershey highway" height="294" alt="Hershey highway" src="http://www.thehumorsource.com/pictures/741.jpg" width="300" border="0" />Do ya see Jerry? Even the sign says it's an exit only!!! 

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j3lehane

11-03-2005, 04:15 PM

No Thanks.M&M's.....Mars Candy. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" />  :) Melts in your Mouth..Not in your BoBo HandJob.....:) 

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 04:20 PM

You gonna take that Spider?!

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bobrobot

11-03-2005, 04:28 PM

quote: HandJob    Ya gotta have a dick to get a handjob, Candy Ass !  

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 04:29 PM

<img height="203" src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/298812/2/istockphoto__100_dollar_bills_counted__298812.jpg" width="270" border="0" />OOOOH!!  This is for YOU Spider! 

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bobrobot

11-03-2005, 04:44 PM

Thank ya kindly<img title="spider" height="210" alt="spider" src="http://scamfreezone.com/spider/Box.gif" width="181" border="0" />

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j3lehane

11-03-2005, 07:28 PM

I can take a joke and dish it out.I'm not hostile.But I'll just avoid you for awhile.:)  <img border="0" />bye bye

bobrobot

11-03-2005, 07:46 PM

time wounds all heels..

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PapaBear

11-03-2005, 08:16 PM

On Earth 2 people often forget that the "lesser known" Budd Holly was also killed when the Big Bopper's plane went down.On Earth 2 the Kennedy's are a family of assissins, good sober drivers, excellent skiers, and perfect pilots who treat women with the utmost respect. 

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bobrobot

11-04-2005, 04:04 AM

On Earth 2, Scooby Doo is a Speech Therapist.

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aoy1995

11-04-2005, 09:54 AM

On Earth 2, It's Rabbit SeasonOn Earth 2, a Blue screen Windows error message is as scarse as a dinosaur steakOn Earth 2, Star Trek had an episode called 'The Trouble with Puggles'On Earth 2, its Ron's ass that is stretched out far enough to catch a softballOn Earth 2, Ron and Fez produce Black Earl's showOn Earth 2, Rosie is as thin as Paris, and as good a looker as Jessica AlbaOn Earth 2, Harry would be trustworthy and actually have talentOn Earth 2, the Midget show would still be on JFKOn Earth 2, Ted Kenney would get a Safe Driver Discount on his insuranceOn Earth 2, Eric and Dylan would have missed the bus one day

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I'm a Pest, Asshole, Nudge, Pain in the Ass...

"Oh God please forgive me"
Jim Norton, Norton & Friends - 27 June 05

"I think a long walk would do me good"
Buster Keaton - The Navigator

"Blaming Guns for Columbine is Like Blaming Spoons for Rosie O'Donnell being Fat"

bobrobot

11-04-2005, 02:08 PM

On Earth 2, Toilet paper comes covered in shit and you clean it off w/ yer asshole.On Earth 2, TV's "LOST" takes place in the studios of WJFK.

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bobrobot

11-04-2005, 02:12 PM

On Earth 2, The common term for a beer tap is "penis."

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artiemac

11-04-2005, 03:59 PM

I am not sure how to post.. on earth 2 Bobby is an irish kid with a brougue and his dad only wants him dating black chicks

bobrobot

11-05-2005, 06:55 AM

On Earth 2, Giant Brian is Tiny Tim.On Earth 2, Poker is a game that involves poking girls.On Earth 2, A penny is the size (and weight) of a manhole cover.On Earth 2, Rabbis sodomize young boys.On Earth 2, "Wolfman Jack" is slang for giving a werewolf a hand job.

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j3lehane

11-05-2005, 08:35 AM

On Earth 2 all the TV you ever watched STARS people you know in actual real life.http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BigCHIPSwonderboyHarry.jpg

JPMNICK

11-05-2005, 11:57 AM

you are the worst photoshopper ever. no joke, EVER.  

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Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock. Love Your Grandson Frank

It's gonna be BAM, I crush his little skull and I sit down and smoke a cigar for another 55 seconds. The next kid comes in, BAM I put my cigar out on him. I laugh and point at the other kids "Who's next chubby?"

Pinballtec

11-05-2005, 07:00 PM

On Earth 2:Bill Gates is the poorest man on earth, and he creates a program called "Doors"People get spam telling them they can make their penis much shorterPeople enjoy the antics of a comic named "Blueberry Top"The clothes on the kids in the rap group Kris Kross look normal (work with me on that one)A majority of black people actually think O.J. is guiltyDarth Vader is actually Lukes motherVan Halen is even more popular after Dave is goneWomen want sex and men get the headachesMcDonalds food is healthy and deliciousThat beer is more filling and tastes awfulLatin is the only spoken languagePeople like President BushMicheal Jackson is exactly the same

artiemac

11-06-2005, 02:02 PM

On earth 2 Brett Farve gets better as he gets olderFez and I win hundreds of dollars a week betting football games Mike Mara has a Grandkid named after him and the Giants lose to the redskins 36-0

bobrobot

11-08-2005, 03:16 AM

On Earth 2, Man was meant to fly, because God gave him wings.

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Tall_James

11-08-2005, 12:12 PM

On Earth-2, Billy Staples fell DOWN the stairs at the train station and the Long Island Railroad gave him wads of cash

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j3lehane

11-08-2005, 05:07 PM

On Earth 2 SHORT JIMMY has only 10 posts on the
Ron&Ron&Don&Mike board.10000 posts leads to mandatory jail
term for "BOARD- BATING" since many poster-baters are known to torture
dead animals and sock puppets that squirt.

bobrobot

11-08-2005, 05:24 PM

On Earth 2, The things money can't buy, aren't worth having.

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bobrobot

11-08-2005, 05:25 PM

On Earth 2, Heroin is a gateway drug to Marijuana.

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bobrobot

11-08-2005, 05:27 PM

On Earth 2, Sumo Wrestling is when 2 skinny Caucasians try to throw each other down a well.

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fatflyguy

11-08-2005, 05:39 PM

on earth two  Gene Simmons is a fairy that likes to work out and Richard Simmons is the lead singer of a hard rock band and gets all the girls

bobrobot

11-09-2005, 04:45 AM

On Earth 2, Ruff sex is between consenting dogs.On Earth 2, Fundamentalists are the life of the party.On Earth 2, Condoms go INSIDE the penis.

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j3lehane

11-09-2005, 08:26 AM

On Earth 2 Telemarketers interupt you endlessly to deputized you as a Camel-Toe Officer.

Death Metal Moe

11-09-2005, 08:27 AM

quote: On Earth 2 Telemarketers interupt you endlessly to deputized you as a Camel-Toe Officer. Exactly.

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Death Metal Moe

11-09-2005, 08:28 AM

On Earth 2 it rains Windex and when it's done you go out and throw shit on your windows again.

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bobrobot

11-09-2005, 09:16 AM

On Earth 2, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the longest running musical on Broadway, and of course, stars Matthew Broderick.

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Eastern European, and proud !!!

j3lehane

11-13-2005, 03:53 PM

On Earthhttp://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/jr333/BigMarsCaterManBoxed.jpg 3 Black Earl is a CaterMan,working on his second novel.

Death Metal Moe

11-13-2005, 03:58 PM

I get your gag now Jerry.  You're just writing things that make no sense to get attention.  It all makes sense now.  Well, the fact that you're doing it on purpose makes sense, not your posts.

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bobrobot

11-13-2005, 06:21 PM

quote:  <img src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/jr333/BigMarsCaterManBoxed.jpg" border="0" />   It looks like Mr. PotatoHead fucking a slice of apple pie to me! 

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j3lehane

11-14-2005, 06:15 PM

http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/2/p/660/2P184960933EFFAJB1P2400R1M1.JPG There's the link to spirit rover sol 660 8th frame(slightly less resolution on frame 7 also) I have been saying for 2 years that there's life on Mars.That's a humanesque head on a Caterpillar style body.Snake bodies are thinner,but some have the same style heads,humanesque.And some NOT.This is a mature one.Jerry

bobrobot

11-14-2005, 06:20 PM

a MATURE Mr. PotatoHead???<img title="mr.potato head" height="460" alt="mr.potato head" src="http://www.fantasiescometrue.com/WDCCTOY/WDCCTOYIMAGES/wtspotato.jpg" width="383" border="0" />

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j3lehane

11-26-2005, 03:03 PM

After the nuclear holocaust wipes out all life on the surface of Earth
2,little potatohead creatures will rule the planet....meanwhile on
Mars,life will continue as it has for  3 billion years.

Stankfoot

11-26-2005, 04:47 PM

quote: After the nuclear holocaust wipes out all life on the surface of Earth 2,little potatohead creatures will rule the planet....meanwhile on Mars,life will continue as it has for  3 billion years. <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/hat.jpg" border="0" />   

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"I can imagine no way in which this thing would be considered anywhere remotely close to safe."

Fat_Sunny

11-26-2005, 09:41 PM

On Earth 2: Earth 2 Is Known As Earth, And Earth Is Known As Earth 2!

PapaBear

12-15-2005, 09:56 PM

On Earth 2, there isn't half an inch of ice on the roads, and I have more than 2 cigarettes left.

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Coach

12-15-2005, 10:38 PM

On Earth 2:Calling a woman the "C" Word is a term of affection.President Bush would be informed and smart.Men want to cuddle and women want to hang with friendsFat chicks have hot, skinny, friends that keep thm from having sex.

If I wanted to hear you moan, I would've Fucked You!

j3lehane

12-16-2005, 04:42 AM

On Earth 2 we're not getting older,we're getting younger,shorter and poorer.Alison Stern's 22 daughter becomes her younger sister and dreams of her first kiss.http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigMotherDaughterAlisonEmilyStern.jpg

bobrobot

12-16-2005, 07:18 AM

I don't understand it, but it makes me uncomfortable anyway!<img title="uncomfortable" height="300" alt="uncomfortable" src="http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BDX/BDX283/bxp48804.jpg" width="232" border="0" /> <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboBuyCakeLayer.jpg" border="0" /> Let them eat cake!

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stevefrmYlwstne

12-17-2005, 11:58 PM

oN eARTH 2, hARRY lIKES cAKE

10 NEW
20 PRINT "Go buy a cake and eat it"
30 GOTO 20
40 END

j3lehane

12-18-2005, 06:36 AM

On Earth 2 oops I had an itchy eye and now my eyeball popped out....mmmm tasty.***I'm like NO PAIN GIRL ***running out of body parts.

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East Side Dave

12-18-2005, 02:29 PM

On Earth 2 you pour pan cakes on syrup.

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East Side Dave

12-18-2005, 02:32 PM

On Earth 2 G.I. Joe is known as C.E. Sid. <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Hear me saturday nights Midnight to 6 and miscellaneous days- 95.9 The RAT; <a href="http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/">blog</a>

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East Side Dave

12-18-2005, 02:35 PM

This one's for Colin Alkey: On Earth 2 Huggies Diapers are known as Pushies Diapers.<img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Hear me saturday nights Midnight to 6 and miscellaneous days- 95.9 The RAT; <a href="http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/">blog</a>

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jlehane

12-23-2005, 02:22 PM

On Earth 2 East Side dave doesn't look at all like Paul McCartney.

Ask me about Life on Mars

Picasso Intern

02-04-2006, 04:17 PM

On Earth 2...TalkRadioFans.com is alive and well so I didn't have to
bring my toys over here. 
On Earth 2...I'm not sorry, because none of these are dated at all.
On Earth 2...Sirius is kicking XM's ass, but WorldSpace is bigger than
both combined. 
On Earth 2...Fez is married to a woman from Niagara Falls, New York,
America. (No one is too sure what's up with Ron) 
On Earth 2...Scott Farrell is often mistaken for Sweet Melissa on the
phone. 
On Earth 2...lil' Jimmy Norton lives in Ten Town. 
On Earth 2...the Fez and Ron Show's most popular bits are the Tragedy
Ziggurat, the Ronitorial, and You Know You Need Unique Ukraine. 
On Earth 2...'White Scott' Muny got his start as an intern for
legendary DJ, Earl Douglass. 
On Earth 2...Opie's nice. And he's happily married to the Radio Chick. 
On Earth 2...more cowbell CAUSES a fever. 
On Earth 2...Fez will take a leak in a bottle in studio, just to show
off for Ron & the crew. 
On Earth 2...it seems like the Cubs or White Sox win the World Series
every year. 
 
On Earth 2...Christopher Walken and Harvey Keitel are best known for
their Jay Mohr impressions. 
On Earth 2...XM only has three channels and they're all general
interest. 
On Earth 2...Arkansas is pronounced Are - Kansas. 
On Earth 2...Andre the Shrimp is 4'7", 65 pounds, from Grenoble,
France. 
On Earth 2...Billy Scotch Tape is known as the purple cube of success. 
On Earth 2...Anthony is dating Star Jones. (Mostly to make his mother
proud) 
On Earth 2...The rule of the retards will come to an end in 2025. 
On Earth 2...John Valby is a drummer known as 'Mr. Clean'. 
On Earth 2...Anthony Bourdain works at McDonald's. 
On Earth 2...Picasso's radio show sucked...and it was on in Akron. 
On Earth 2...Ron died on October 23rd, but nobody's noticed yet because
of the soundboard. He ended his radio career as an intern for the Fez
& Fez show. 
On Earth 2...When O&A were on middays at WOLD it was AMDO shows in
the AM, ARCO shows in the PM. (This one requires a little thinking) 
On Earth 2...Two fingers in the ass is borderline. Anything less is
totally gay. 
On Earth 2...Jimmy Norton DIDN'T cancel his Friday gig, and he DID send
out a notice to his mailing list. (And I'm NOT pissed about driving
four and a half hours each way to find that out) 
 
On Earth 2...Wackbag deserved to win the Earth 2 contest. 
On Earth 2...the Black Rock Coalition Channel let a couple of guys from
Long Island do a talk/comedy show for two hours one weekend. 
On Earth 2...Bennington does a sports show in Tampa, Diaz works with
Fez. 
On Earth 2...Lazlow's VCR flashes 12:00, 12:00, 12:00. 
On Earth 2...I don't miss Fez.
On Earth Two...Wackbag went away for two weeks, but nobody mentioned
it. 
On Earth Two...Patrice never laughs. 
On Earth Two...Fez hates the poon. 
On Earth Two...Carl LaBove SUCKED this weekend. 
On Earth Two...Harry still doesn't know where Earl disappeared to. 
On Earth Two...Ron always says, "I miss (name of caller)" 
On Earth Two...Fez replies, "Nah, he was the worst."
 -- "...I don't know about the satellite thing. I'm Howard's biggest
fan, but there's no way I'm paying $13 a month to hear him." - Jackie
Martling

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INFOSTUD

02-04-2006, 04:24 PM

On Earth 2: Islam is a Religion of PeaceOn Earth2: Followers of Islam can take a joke 

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OGC

11-30-2008, 02:27 PM

I saw the preview for "Pink Panther 2" and it looks fantastic