Earth 2

[too4flynchen]

<p>Im surprised this bit hasnt been brought up on the boards!&nbsp; I
think its hilarious.&nbsp; Some that have made me laugh out loud:</p><p>&quot;on earth 2, Billy Joel has a spotless driving record&quot;</p><p>&quot;on earth 2,&nbsp; Paris hilton carries a great dane in her purse&quot;</p><p>&quot;on earth 2, Sarah Jessica Parker has no horse like features&quot;<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;That's gold!&nbsp; I was thinking we could start up our own earth 2s.&nbsp; <br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>on earth 2, police are called over to Courtney Love's house for being a good mother.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that one was kinda lame...lets see yours.&nbsp;</p>

<IMG SRC="http://www.pignoises.com/theawesometeam/Pics/blingrnf.gif">

[furie]

On Earth 2, Ron was a black guy who used to post a lot.<br />


<img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/furie1335/rfsigs/islanders.jpg">

<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[Dan G]

On Earth 2, Fez is happily married to his longtime fiancee from Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada...with pictures to prove it.

Dan<br>
<a href=http://www.dango727.com>www.dango727.com</a>

<IMG SRC="http://www.dango727.com/ron_and_ron.jpg">

[jafter]

There is a link here. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/1/forum/46/Topic/46803/RequestTimeout/500">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/1/forum/46/Topic/46803/RequestTimeout/500</a>

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/Jafter.jpg>

[mikeyboy]

<p>Jafter's right, but this can probably exist on its own outside the listening thread.</p><p>On Earth 2, TheMojoPin has three posts and adores whatever music is trendy.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron &amp; Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br /><a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a><br />Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

<font color=black>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 9-27-05 @ 10:44 PM</font>

[SLCRagu]

<img width="220" height="316" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1573227714.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" />&nbsp; I like when Conan does it too.<br />

[j3lehane]

On Earth 2 I sent Stern the Stuttering John bit of having him GREET
Andy Richter on Conan's show with a present to open...it was a BOX OF
DONUTS.&quot;Oh,is this because I'm FaT?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Jerry/ghostwriter<br />

[terryc35]

<blockquote />On Earth 2 Death Metal Moe is a thin, neatly groomed chap who enjoys a nice cool glass of Pinot Grigio and frequently attends the opera.<br />

<font color=black>This message was edited by terryc35 on 9-28-05 @ 1:04 PM</font>

[Furtherman]

<p>&quot;On Earth 2, Martin Luther King Jr. had a nightmare.&quot;</p>

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[Badinia]

<p>On Earth 2, retarded animals have the same strength as animals of regular intelligence.</p><p>On Earth 2, the US presidential candidates are picked based on IQ scores.</p><p>On Earth 2, New Orleans has always been underwater, but Venice, Italy is full of drunks and jazz musicians.</p><p>Regards, Virginia</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Badinia on 9-28-05 @ 1:25 PM</font>

[Knowledged_one]

<p>On Earth 2 there would be the Noxeema girl</p><p><img src="http://plissken.free.fr/Covers/E/Earth%202%20frt.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Aggie/Wu2.jpg" border="0" /> Internet Tough Guy #1 - Just look at my e-muscles

<font color=black>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 9-28-05 @ 6:03 PM</font>

[Knowledged_one]

On Earth 2, the US presidential candidates are picked based on IQ scores.&nbsp; -- So you want Stephen Hawking calling the shots, that guy can't even get his finger on the button

<IMG SRC="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Aggie/Wu2.jpg">

Internet Tough Guy #1 - Just look at my e-muscles

[Furtherman]

On Earth2, I would be Closerman.

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[Tall_James]

On Earth-2, the new posting tools on RonFez.net make life easier for everyone.&nbsp; And they cure cancer to boot.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, people are as hot in real life as they say they are in chat rooms.&nbsp;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, the Yankees are eclipsed by the Mets, and the only team they can beat is the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, the Detroit Lions have a tattoo of Fez on their ass.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[EliSnow]

<p>Nice curtoid.</p><p>On Earth 2, George Clooney was the best Batman ever.</p>

<img src =http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg>

[mikeyboy]

<p>On Earth-2, dessert is <em>not</em> a part of the meal.</p><p>On Earth-2, it <em>does</em> make you a bad person.</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[DJEvelEd]

<p>On Earth 2 Women shit out of their cunts and piss out of their nipples.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>[Edit:] Cunts replaces vaginas which was too clean for my taste.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*C word alert* *C word alert*</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 9-28-05 @ 6:14 PM</font>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>On Earth2 abortions are&nbsp;stuffed into&nbsp;the assholes of mothers&nbsp;sprinting&nbsp;around in a&nbsp;Collosseum full of thousands of cheering Christians.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 9-28-05 @ 6:21 PM</font>

[EffMeBoobs]

On Earth 2 Earl is the ladies man.<br />


<img src=http://hometown.aol.com/lqqieee/effmenew.gif>

[Hottub]

<p><img height="200" src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/031208_yakov.jpg" width="275" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>On Earth 2, the &quot;Mother Russia&quot; bit is actually funny!</p>

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[KennethC]

<p>On Earth 2....Black people are so scared of white people.</p><p><img height="475" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783115008.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></p>

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[gr8tw0n]

<p>On Earth&nbsp; 2 George Bush is a dummie and loses to Kerry....</p><p>Wait...On Earth 1 George Bush is a dummie and beat Kerry....</p><p>&nbsp;So that means Earth 2 Voters are smarter than Earth 1 ??</p><p>&nbsp;Im confused!!!</p><p><br />
Shit were's Earth 3 thread!!!!!&nbsp;</p>

[Snoogans]

on Earth 2, the New York Rangers have won 10 straight championships, despite having the lowest payroll in the league<br />


<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

[gr8tw0n]

<p>On Earth 2 </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You save more gas driving this</p><p>http://dj_fub.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/hummer.jpg&nbsp;</p><p>than</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://www.fountainoflight.net/uploads/smart_car_213.jpg&nbsp;</p>

[whitefolks]

<p>On Earth 2 - Noone knows who the hell Britney Spears is.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<center><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b370/white_folks/trash.jpg"></Center>
<img src="http://xampd.imomo.net/tracker/chrisreyesnyc/C91D154F1A45A2645C4663CE82CD2DAA/tracker.png">

[mikeyboy]

<p>On Earth-2, only good things happen to Bobby PanterA. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron &amp; Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br /><a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a><br />Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

<font color=black>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 9-29-05 @ 4:17 PM</font>

[Snoogans]

<p>On Earth 2, Reggie Lewis is world renowned for having the biggest, healthiest heart</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Sorry, Fallon </p>


<img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

<font color=black>This message was edited by Snoogans on 9-29-05 @ 4:09 PM</font>

[Furtherman]

On Earth 2, Chuck Floyd has <em>no</em> guts!

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[KennethC]

On Earth 2...Mark David Chapman shot Mike Nesmith.

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[curtoid]

<p>On Earth 2, Kathleen from the Bronx is a nerd no one wants to hang out with. </p>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[KennethC]

On Earth 2...&quot;Tenspeed and Brownshoe&quot; is the longest running show in network TV history.

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[mikeyboy]

On Earth-2, the Crazy Frog just got inducted to the Rock &amp; Roll Hall of Fame.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, Crazy Jen is just called &quot;Jen&quot;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[whitefolks]

<p>On Earth 2 - hippies bathed regulary</p><p>On Earth 2 - Computer Programers got all the hot chicks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<center><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b370/white_folks/trash.jpg"></Center>
<img src="http://xampd.imomo.net/tracker/chrisreyesnyc/C91D154F1A45A2645C4663CE82CD2DAA/tracker.png">

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, women find farts hysterical.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[Snoogans]

on earth 2, fans spit at charles barkley<br />


<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, insurance companies are really doing it because they actually care about people.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[Snoogans]

on Earth 2, the XFL pays players tons of money and gets huge tv ratings, while the NFL folded after 1 season<br />


<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 Soviet Russia you drive car

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[Furtherman]

On Earth 2, animals are discussing how to knock YOU out.

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[Furtherman]

<p>On Earth 2, Death Metal Moe is Adult Contemporary Moe.</p><p>Tall James is Short James.</p><p>East Side Dave is West Side Karl.</p><p>DJEvelEd is Immodium.</p><p>Duke is 40.</p>

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[Hottub]

On Earth 2 people actually <strong>buy</strong> the paper to get todays numbers!

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[KennethC]

On Earth 2 ... truckers who call radio shows make cerebral, succinct&nbsp;contributions. They also never refer to their profession as if it's somehow pertinent to every discussion.

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[Furtherman]

On Earth 2, I'm a trucker.&nbsp; You see, I'm a trucker.

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[mikeyboy]

On Earth-2, none of the callers welcome Ron &amp; Fez to XM.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[stinkbud]

On Earth 2, Al Dukes never lost a Boxing match, all the women want him and all the men want to be him.<br />

[Furtherman]

On Earth 2, Jack Woltz's head ends up in a horse's stable.

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[Hottub]

On Earth 2, women are often heard saying &quot;That's alright Dear. As long as it was good for you. Wanna go watch the rest of the game now, while I make you a sandwich?&quot;

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[torker]

<font size="1">On Earth 2 Krist Novoselic is the one who eats the bullet.</font>

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/toyy.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Ask me tomorrow but not today.[center][i]

[BeerBandit]

On Earth 2...Cigarettes are Heart Smart<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" /><br />


Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Albert Einstein

<IMG SRC="http://mmcdermott1.photosite.com/~photos/tn/86_348.ts1122066000400.jpg">

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 Black people are so scared of White people.

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[XMRonFez]

<p>On Earth 2 Howard Stern is known as the &quot;Most humble man in Media&quot;.</p><p>On Earth 2 &nbsp;Ron and Fez gave&nbsp;The Golden Ticket to O and A.</p><p>On Earth 2 everyone has a goatee...</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Evil+Spock/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVS/SIG=11vdarjql/EXP=1128121616/*-http%3A//plaza.ufl.edu/garnerb/Evil%20Spock.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<img border=0 src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg">

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 The Ron Benington Show is called The Fez Whatley show

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[BeerBandit]

On Earth 2...Money does grow on trees.<br />


Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Albert Einstein

<IMG SRC="http://mmcdermott1.photosite.com/~photos/tn/86_348.ts1122066000400.jpg">

[Hottub]

<p>OK! I'm calling out Booster for not reading the whole thread. 1 repeat maybe.&nbsp; </p><p>2. Unacceptable!</p>

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[Hottub]

On Earth 2, you really can get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free!

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[Hottub]

On Earth 2, Cheap Trick never can sell out the Budakon Arena!

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[Hottub]

<p>On Earth 2,</p><p>Santa</p><p>The Easter Bunny</p><p>and Guinness Bar Towels REALLY do exist!</p>

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[booster11373]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>OK! I'm calling out Booster for not reading the whole thread. 1 repeat maybe.&nbsp; </p><p>2. Unacceptable!</p><br />On Earth 2 you didnt read the thread!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[Gvac]

On Earth 2, Harry Elvis is the most coveted "3rd mic" man in the business.

<img src=http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/gvacamerica.jpg>

[Gvac]

On Earth 2 the French are a war-like people, ready to throw the hands at the drop of a beret.

<img src=http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/gvacamerica.jpg>

[Hottub]

<p><img height="200" src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/031208_yakov.jpg" width="275" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>On Earth 2, the &quot;Mother Russia&quot; bit is actually funny!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*Exhibit A*</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>On Earth 2....Black people are so scared of white people.</p><p><img height="475" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783115008.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*Exhibit B*</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I rest my case, Bitch!</p><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was &quot;THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?&quot; Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

<font color=black>This message was edited by Hottub on 9-29-05 @ 8:21 PM</font>

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 Moter Russia is Father Russia

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[DJEvelEd]

On Earth2 there's Taint envy.

:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">

[DJEvelEd]

On Earth2 Curly slaps the shit out of Moe.

:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">

[torker]

<p>On Earth 2 Fez Whatley does not have a posse</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/toyy.jpg" border="0" /> <em>Ask me tomorrow but not today. </em>

<font color=black>This message was edited by torker on 9-29-05 @ 8:39 PM</font>

[Hottub]

On Earth 2, you <strong>can</strong> petition the Lord with prayer.

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[torker]

On Earth 2 you can get there from here.

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/toyy.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Ask me tomorrow but not today.[center][i]

[DJEvelEd]

On Earth2 mass murderer John Fitzgerald Kennedy shoots&nbsp;dozens of&nbsp;people on a grassy knoll in Dallas.

:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">

[RonFezIsGay]

<p>On Earth 2, Harry T is funny and gets laid every night.</p>

[PanterA]

On Earth 2, everyone loves Kansas...for thier inbreds.

<center><img style="backround:COLOR" style="color:BLACK" style="border style:double 3px" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif"><br><b>Dimebag Darryl Abbott<br>1966 - 2004</b><br><a href="http://www.myspace.com/robentreri2">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a></center>

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, Gloria Swanson is small - it's the pictures that got big.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[PanterA]

On Earth 2, Curtoid's not that funny.

<center><img style="backround:COLOR" style="color:BLACK" style="border style:double 3px" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif"><br><b>Dimebag Darryl Abbott<br>1966 - 2004</b><br><a href="http://www.myspace.com/robentreri2">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a></center>

[mikeyboy]

...and he's the source of all of the love.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[torker]

On Earth 2 William Bennett is the voice of reason.

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/toyy.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Ask me tomorrow but not today.[center][i]

[FellOffTheWagon]

On Earth 2, this would be my last post and not my first.

[mikeyboy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>On Earth 2, this would be my last post and not my first. <br />Aw man.&nbsp; Now I'm tempted to ban you just to see if worlds collide.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[Judge Smails]

<p>On Earth 2 atheletes only give 100%</p><p>On Earth 2 there is an I in team</p><p>On Earth 2 the Jets have won the last seven Superbowls</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in,
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile,
when his shorts are too tight in the seat"

[tele7]

On Earth 2 people went to Woodstock to see Sha Na Na

[PapaBear]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>On Earth 2, this would be my last post and not my first. <br />Aw man.&nbsp; Now I'm tempted to ban you just to see if worlds collide. On Earth 2, that wouldn't be absolutely hilarious.<br />

<center><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/NewWorldOrdercopy.jpg"></center>
<center>You say it, like it's a bad thing?!</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center><center>All Hail Queefsha!!!</center>

[wehitandrun]

On Earth 2, my favorite television show is <em>The Gilmore Guys</em>.<br />


<img border="0" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/a_man_revered/elviswoah.gif" />
<br /><strong>You lack lust... you're so lacklustre.</strong>
<br />


<font color=black>This message was edited by wehitandrun on 9-30-05 @ 2:50 AM</font>

[The Jays]

on Earth 2, DIG saved oa.com<br />


<align="center"> Fuck what you heard. (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)


http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/images/BarBanner.gif (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)

[IrishAlkey]

That was inside and very amusing.

<center><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif"></center>

[The Jays]

On Earth 2, Yakov Smirnoff is from Democratic United States.<br />


<align="center"> Fuck what you heard. (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)


http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/images/BarBanner.gif (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)

[Steels]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>On Earth 2, this would be my last post and not my first. <br />Aw man.&nbsp; Now I'm tempted to ban you just to see if worlds collide. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron &amp; Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br /><a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a><br />Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem On Earth 2....Mikeyboy is cool.<br />

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

[Steels]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> </font><p><img height="316" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1573227714.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="220" border="0" />&nbsp; I like when Conan does it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Cringe&quot; hypocrisy.</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

[The Jays]

<p>On Earth 2, White Earl is the most attentive and efficient producer and board op that Ron and Fez ever had.&nbsp; </p><p>He's
currently a program director at the highly sucessful 102.7 Blink, which
has made billions of dollars since dropping their low rated talk
programs.&nbsp; <br />
</p>

<align="center"> Fuck what you heard. (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)


http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/images/BarBanner.gif (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)

[Steels]

<p>On Earth 2....Billy shares a chicken parm hero with Johnny Knoxville.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Steels on 9-30-05 @ 4:13 AM</font>

[The Jays]

On Earth 2, they actually staple another stomach to Billy, so as to help him gain more weight.<br />


<align="center"> Fuck what you heard. (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)


http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/images/BarBanner.gif (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 Billy Staples is Billy Paperclip or thumbtack

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 Everybody hated Raymond and loved Chris

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 This duck still dead, chop chop

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[East Side Dave]

On Earth 2 children......molest Michael Jackson

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

[East Side Dave]

<p>On Earth 2, Bob Barker&nbsp;forces animals to have sex at the beginning of his game show....which is called&nbsp;&quot;Everything Is A Dollar.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#000080"><em>Click</em> <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a><em>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!</em></font> <font color="#000080"><em><u>my journal</u>- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/</em></font></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by East Side Dave on 9-30-05 @ 10:02 AM</font>

[East Side Dave]

On Earth 2 William Shakespeare is known as &quot;that hack, William Shakespeare&quot;

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

[East Side Dave]

On Earth 2 Timothy Dalton is known as &quot;the real James Bond.&quot;

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

[Knowledged_one]

<p>On Earth 2 wrestling is real</p><p>On Earth 2 HHH jobs every match</p><p>On Earth 2 you drive on a driveway and park on a parkway</p>

<IMG SRC="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Aggie/Wu2.jpg">

Internet Tough Guy #1 - Just look at my e-muscles

[mendyweiss]

<img height="120" src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="122" border="0" />On Earth2, the Gambino Family sings Christmas songs around the fireplace.

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

[Furtherman]

On Earth 2, Sloth <em>hates</em> Chunk!

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[Steels]

On Earth 2....Ron and Fez are vegans.<br />


<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

[Furtherman]

On Earth 2, it's Bob and Silent Jay.

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[mikeyboy]

On Earth-2, a couple from the Catholic League got in trouble for having sex in the WNEW studios.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[PapaBear]

<p>On Earth 2, Howard Stern actually DID invent everything.</p><p>On Earth 2, the Don &amp; Mike show is called the Don &amp; Death Metal Moe show.</p>

<center><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/NewWorldOrdercopy.jpg"></center>
<center>You say it, like it's a bad thing?!</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center><center>All Hail Queefsha!!!</center>

[whitefolks]

<p>On Earth 2- Sam Kinison is still alive and Madonna died in a horrible mulching accident.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<center><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b370/white_folks/trash.jpg"></Center>
<img src="http://xampd.imomo.net/tracker/chrisreyesnyc/C91D154F1A45A2645C4663CE82CD2DAA/tracker.png">

[The Jays]

On Earth 2, Ron and Fez aren't hungry.<br />


<align="center"> Fuck what you heard. (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)


http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/images/BarBanner.gif (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)

[Kevin]

On Earth 2 the New Jersey Devils would have more then 3000 fans in their arena. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Kevin2700" border="0" /><br />The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry.

<font color=black>This message was edited by Kevin on 9-30-05 @ 4:51 PM</font>

[Snoogans]

On earth 2, theyd also have a nice arena in a good spot<br />


<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

[whitefolks]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>On earth 2, theyd also have a nice arena in a good spot<br />



<br />
<br />What, downtown Newark isnt a good spot for a hockey arena?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<center><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b370/white_folks/trash.jpg"></Center>
<img src="http://xampd.imomo.net/tracker/chrisreyesnyc/C91D154F1A45A2645C4663CE82CD2DAA/tracker.png">

[The Jays]

On Earth 2, Newark is considered to be a utopia of white people.<br />


<align="center"> Fuck what you heard. (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)


http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/images/BarBanner.gif (http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com)

[XMRonFez]

<p>On Earth 2 Lutherans really do worship Lex Luthor...</p>

<img border=0 src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg">

[Coach]

On Earth 2, women actually love doing oral

If I wanted to hear you moan, I would've Fucked You!

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 there is never room for jello

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, retards tease everyone else.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[j3lehane]

On Earth 2 Billy Staples' Gall Bladder carries a S.A.G. Card.<br />

[XMRonFez]

<p>On Earth 2&nbsp;Ned Flanders is the&nbsp;all powerful supreme leader. </p><p><img height="225" src="http://www.ilstu.edu/~gawiman/images/nedflanders120.gif" width="120" border="0" /></p>

<img border=0 src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg">

[inksite.com]

<p>On Earth 2, &quot;Taint&quot; is said frequently on Satellite Radio.&nbsp;</p><p>On Earth 2, Earth 1 is pontificated in a lengthy thread at...<br />
</p><p><font size="4">http://w2ww.ronfez.net</font></p>

BAC 13970

[Snoogans]

wouldnt it actually be at ten.zefnor.www<br />


<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 Christopher Walken does impressions of Jay Mohr

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[Snoogans]

<p>on earth 2, howard stole everything</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hoo hoo&nbsp;</p>

<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

[tele7]

On Earth 2,&nbsp; The band <em>Zebra </em>has hit #1 on the Billboard charts.

[PapaBear]

On Earth 2, The Hideout with El Jefe &amp; J Dubs (flagship show of XM 202) gave Ron &amp; Fez a golden ticket. Now Ron &amp; Fez are trying to get their buddies, Opie and Anthony (a show on Real Radio in Orlando) a ticket for themselves.

<center><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/NewWorldOrdercopy.jpg"></center>
<center>You say it, like it's a bad thing?!</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center><center>All Hail Queefsha!!!</center>

[j3lehane]

On Earth 2 Harry wins the comedy Joke-off,not only saving Fez's
hair,but winning a comedy tour to do the YUCKLES CIRCUIT in ARMENIA.<br />

[DJEvelEd]

On Earth2 Scott Ferrall is a laid back opera singer.

:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">

[DJEvelEd]

On Earth2 your Mother&nbsp;is pushed into&nbsp;your dick.

:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">

[EliSnow]

<p>On Earth 2, Blowhard helps Muslim yuppies buy Brooklyn properties.</p><p>On Earth 2, Ron still hates Bill O'Reilly (hey somethings are universal).</p><p>On Earth 2, George W. Bush is known as the Great Orator and has written dissertations on &quot;Tribal Supremacy.&quot;</p>

<img src =http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg>

[booster11373]

On Earth 2 The dynamite does'nt go BOOM

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[KennethC]

On Earth 2, blacks and jews are allowed to join Postwhores.net.

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[Snoogans]

On Earth 2, Im a lurker<br />


<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

[torker]

On Earth 2, I just bought a snowboard.

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/andretork.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Look who bought the myth[center][i]

[mikeyboy]

On Earth-2, Snoogans can pay his rent.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[Snoogans]

its not my rent dammit, i have to pay to replace a windshield that i broke and my parents put out the money for<br />


<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

[Hottub]

On Earth 2, this thread is still funny.

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[FUNKMAN]

on Earth2 Old Bay is considered a condiment

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

[theseatbelts]

On Earth 2: Wonderboy married Tenacious C, won a new car after fixing
his old one and most importantly won Ron and Fez's respect.<br />

[PapaBear]

On Earth 2, those liberal tree huggers at Fox News really ARE fair and ballanced.

<center><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/NewWorldOrdercopy.jpg"></center>
<center>You say it, like it's a bad thing?!</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center><center>All Hail Queefsha!!!</center>

[Steels]

On Earth 2....O &amp; A fans write their OWN material.<br />


<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

[FUNKMAN]

on Earth2 Isiah Thomas makes good trades

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, the Who died before they got old.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/curtoid.jpg

The source of all hate

[WRESTLINGFAN]

On Earth 2. Billy Ripken had over 3000 hits and broke Lou Gehrigs record of consecutive games played

O and A... PARTY ROCK!!!!!

[EffMeBoobs]

On Earth 2&nbsp; Anthony wrote his name and number on a matchbook and left it on Harry's desk.<br />

<img src=http://hometown.aol.com/lqqieee/effmenew.gif>

[PapaBear]

On Earth 2, Lenny Bruce <em>IS</em> afraid.

<center><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/NewWorldOrdercopy.jpg"></center>
<center>You say it, like it's a bad thing?!</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center><center>All Hail Queefsha!!!</center><center>I... oh we oh we oh... I think I want to know ya</center>

[stimpydoug]

<p>on earth 2 OnA fans can win an Sirius boombox by keeping people out of a live shot.</p><p>asians are notorious for their excellent driving skills and fez can't paralell park worth shit.</p>

[silera]

<p>On Earth 2 my internet screenname is Arelis.</p>

<center>http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/silerass.jpg
<font size="3" color="red">AND WHAT?</font></center><font color="FBF2F7">

[silera]

<p>On Earth 2 White men don't eat the cooch.</p>

<center>http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/silerass.jpg
<font size="3" color="red">AND WHAT?</font></center><font color="FBF2F7">

[IrishAlkey]

And they can jump...

<center><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif"></center>

[IrishAlkey]

<p>And they can jump... </p><p>Twice as high!</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 10-5-05 @ 7:54 AM</font>

[Batch^Master]

On earth 2 - I do not have to take a shit right now...<br />


"Oh you do'nt have to worry about me,,I won a contest...."

[WRESTLINGFAN]

On Earth 2 Rush Limbaugh is on Air America

O and A... PARTY ROCK!!!!!

[Swift Boat Vet]

On Earth 2, Bill Donaugh was fired for having sex in the WNEW studios in front of Opie and Anthony.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=rossljr"><br>

[Swift Boat Vet]

Ooops.&nbsp; Sorry Mikey.&nbsp; I'm ripping you off. Tell 'em Fred.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=rossljr"><br>

[tele7]

On earth 2, The quote from <em>16 Candles</em> &quot;No he's not retarded&quot; is not funny...

10 coats of competition orange

[Batch^Master]

On earth 2 when you flush the toilet the shit goes up your ass...<br />


"Oh you do'nt have to worry about me,,I won a contest...."

[Batch^Master]

<font size="4"><em><strong>Also on earth 2 I never do shit jokes...</strong></em></font><br />


"Oh you do'nt have to worry about me,,I won a contest...."

[ChildofFez]

<p>on Earth 2 Mikeyboy makes fun of every newbie that posts on the board. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/drummerisme/g.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/drummerisme" target="blank">You know you want to click do it I dare YA!!!!!!!!</a>. </p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by ChildofFez on 10-6-05 @ 8:44 AM</font>

[j3lehane]

On Earth 2,Anthony views Porn on Harry's computer and leaves tell-tale remnants.<br />

[XMRonFez]

<p>On Earth 2 Harry is leaving annoying messages on everyones cell phone...</p>

<img border=0 src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg">

[Batch^Master]

<strong>On earth 2 Rodney king is Rodney Queen, and he asks the question -<em> &quot;why can't&nbsp; we all&nbsp; just kill each other...&quot;</em><br />
</strong>

"Oh you do'nt have to worry about me,,I won a contest...."

[torker]

On Earth2, Randy Johnson pitched&nbsp;a no-hitter.&nbsp;

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/trkcr3k.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Look who bought the myth[center][i]

[K5Banger]

On Earth 2 Howard Stern invented EVERYTHING HOO HOO

,,!,, ,,!,,
Put on your shit kickers and kick some shit

[WRESTLINGFAN]

On earth 2 Whoopi Goldberg is Bangin Jay Z and Beyonce is a stand up comedian

O and A... PARTY ROCK!!!!!

[RedStripe]

On Earth 2, Laci Peterson is sentenced to death for killing her husband Scott and pregnant mistress Amber Frey.<br />


<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/MilitantRabbit/SHOCKING.gif" >

[Batch^Master]

On earth2 - you go to rehab to do drugs.<br />


"Oh you do'nt have to worry about me,,I won a contest...."

[j3lehane]

On Earth 2 they dream of Earth 3,where Jack Nicholson's MOUTH
prosthethesis is the mold of Christie Brinkley's S M I L E as the
JOKER's trademark weird facial disfigurement.I can't post pics here to
compare the 2 and show you,since I'm on Earth 3.J3lehane<br />

[mikeyboy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I can't post pics here to compare the 2 and show you,since I'm on Earth 3.J3lehane<br />No truer words were ever spoken.<br />

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"><br>Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm); Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br>The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm (http://www.radiobbq.net)<br>Now with new theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

[Challenger1970]

On earth two, shoelaces arent considered clean until they have been dragged over the floor of a mens room.<br />
<br />
On earth two, when you ask for a slice in a New York pizzeria, they ask you what toppings you want on it.<br />
<br />
On earth two, men never aim at the urinal puck.<br />
<br />
On earth two, Mother Theresa was also known as the Butcher of Bali.<br />
<br />
On earth two, Peter Pan is 102 and in a wheelchair.<br />
<br />
On earth two, Rome was built in a day.<br />
<br />
On earth two, both the chicken and the egg came first.<br />
<br />
On earth two, the movie Deep Throat signaled the end of the pornography industry.<br />
<br />
On earth two, Woodward leaked secrets about the Washington Post to Deep Throat.<br />
<br />
On earth two, doing drugs makes you a bad person.<br />
<br />

[O&AVIRUS&MORE]

On Earth 2.... wikipedia dosen't suck monkey balls.<br />


http://xampd.imomo.net/tracker/greggandtonyshowonxm/30E9FD82B6D81CB9F817B9A6B9BECAC6/tracker.png

[Steels]

On Earth 2....Fez Marie Whatley starred in &quot;Death Wish&quot;.<br />


<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

[Steels]

As the daughter.&nbsp; Wait, that's Earth 1.<br />


<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

[Eotnak]

On Earth 2 Metallica was an underrated&nbsp;band that was constantly getting sued

[j3lehane]

On Earth 2&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm OK and You are OK...come over here and let me pinch your cheeks.<br />

[curtoid]

<p>On Earth 2 you eat zombies</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[INFOSTUD]

<p>On Earth 2: our elected officials and government look out for our general well being.</p><p>On Earth 2: our taxes are spent wisely</p><p>On Earth 2: there are cheap, renewable sources of energy</p><p>On Earth 2: cities are not built below sea level</p><p>On Earth 2: oil companies build new refineries</p><p>On Earth 2: you work hard and actually get a raise</p><p>On Earth 2: women appreciate the way you treat them and the love you give them--not what your money can buy them&nbsp;</p><p>On Earth 2: the Beatles are still together</p><p>On Earth 2: people care about someone other than themselves</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p>

<img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/INFOSTUD/infostud.jpg" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 10-15-05 @ 11:47 PM</font>

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, a fart is what we call air that rushes up into your ass...

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 you burn pot to cover up the smell of incense.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 your life goes exactly like you planned.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 they have 300 different words for Fulfillment and none for Regret.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 you get paid to sit at home and go into the office&nbsp;to blow off some steam on the weekends.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 everyone lives underground, and they push their dead up through the ceiling.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 you always have sand in your shoes, then feel&nbsp;very uncomfortable&nbsp;when it disappears while walking on the beach.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 Don and Mike are funny.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, we get lasik to get worse vision

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[curtoid]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>On Earth 2 Don and Mike are funny. <p>On Earth 2, there are still people who don't know that Moe hate Don and Mike.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /><br /></p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[Death Metal Moe]

ON Earth 2 Tom Leykis is a dashing European Gentleman who heads a West Coast organization helping to bring equality for women.&nbsp; He's constantly at war with Crass Porn Peddler Dr. Phil.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[curtoid]

<p>On Earth 2, the emoticon &quot;wink&quot; is very cool.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>On Earth 2 Don and Mike are funny. <p>On Earth 2, there are still people who don't know that Moe hate Don and Mike.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /><br /></p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=curtoid" border="0" /> <em>RON AND FEZ: There are no bad shows, only bad listeners.</em> Quiet you!<br />

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[curtoid]

<p>On Earth 2, the SciFi Channel airs reruns of &quot;The Flip Wilson Show&quot; and &quot;Good Times.&quot;</p><p>(not even sure what that means)</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 Rosie O'Donnel is a cock hog.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 Puerto Ricans hang rear view mirrors on all their CDs.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[curtoid]

<p>On Earth 2, Maya Angelou has no fucking clue why the caged bird sings...</p><p><img height="238" src="http://www.mayaangelou.com/M_Cookie.gif" width="247" border="0" /></p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, Spike-TV runs reruns of &quot;Kate and Allie,&quot; &quot;Cagney and Lacey,&quot; &quot;Judging Amy&quot; and &quot;Julia.&quot;

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[torker]

<p>On Earth 2, Maya Angelou has no fucking clue why the caged bird sings...</p><p><img height="238" src="http://www.mayaangelou.com/M_Cookie.gif" width="247" border="0" /></p><p><img height="477" src="http://stuff.mit.edu/people/coulbert/images/nate_laugh.jpg" width="303" border="0" /></p>

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/trkcr3k.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Don't ask me how, but guess who hit the big time[center][i]

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 you have to walk through the beaded curtain to rent Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman DVDs.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[torker]

On Earth 2, you can churn butter with a toothpick.

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/trkcr3k.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Don't ask me how, but guess who hit the big time[center][i]

[WhistlePig]

On earth 2, you post photos of dicks to endear yourself to R&F.neters

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg

You don't know me man! You don't
know me man.

[curtoid]

<p>On Earth 2, the Little Rascals are known as the Old Respectables</p><p><img height="314" src="http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0018-0308-2013-3346_SM.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>Darla</p><p><img height="179" src="http://www.wizouk.org/2003/images/proj_elderly.jpg" width="213" border="0" /></p><p>Porky and Spanky</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[j3lehane]

Darla Hood is long-dead,but&nbsp; I used her vocal style in a Tom Petty song,as a tribute.She was inspirational.<br />

[too4flynchen]

On Earth 2, SUVs are driven for the sole purpose of cleaning up the atmosphere.<br />


<IMG SRC="http://www.pignoises.com/theawesometeam/Pics/blingrnf.gif">

[curtoid]

On Earth 2, Blue States are Red, but Red States are a fabulous Chartreuse.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/
image.cgi?u=curtoid">


RON AND FEZ: There are no bad
shows, only bad listeners.

[Photoshop Mike]

<p>I nearly fell outta my seat when ron said: on earth 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt is known as Jenniiffer HATE Hewitt.</p><p>On Earth 2 its the FEZ AND RON show</p>

<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/michaelscardillo/PHOTOSHOPMIKE.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 Ron and Fez wear mullets while Ron Diaz has a normal man's haircut.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[MilkmanDann]

<p>On Earth2 Moe and XmJunkie are a married couple.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(had to do it). </p>

[j3lehane]

On Earth 2 Harry doesn't eat BAWLS at the joke-off and saves Fez's Hair.http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigKennyAllenQuote.jpghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigJerryHotDateCollage.jpg

[AKA]

On Earth 2, Kenny Allen is NOT the one who says thing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/gus.jpg
A Gossipy Gus Joint

[Furtherman]

<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/lawdukes.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><span class="354282921-18102005"><font face="Arial" size="2">On Earth 2, Sheriff Bo and Luke Duke chase Boss Hogg and Roscoe around in the General Grant.</font></span></p>

<img src=http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7>

[tele7]

On Earth 2, The phone #867-5309 belongs to a girl named Debbie.

[flavopop]

<p><strong><font size="2">ON EARTH 2...ON OCTOBER 23, 2005, FEZ MARIE WHATLEY IS BORN,&nbsp; A BOUNCING BABY BOY, WEIGHING IN AT 385 LBS.</font></strong></p>

Ron and Fez ROCK...Thanks for so many laughs... Truly a bright spot of my everyday...PEACE

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>On Earth 2,<font size="1"> j3lehane goes by his actual name, Jerry Sizzler and always hangs with his sister, Jerry Sizzler.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="1">They are of course 2 lounge singer and not 2 clearly insane people.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> </p><p>DTN</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 10-20-05 @ 6:49 PM</font>

[j3lehane]

on Earth 2 Meth-Fetal Joe dreams of being a horticulturalist,instead of being stuck in the brutal boring world of being an overpaid Rock Star,which offends his sophisticated sensibilities and Funk Shway.Jap flower arranging is like sex on yohembe.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>If you're going to joke around with me or try to insult me, you have to use English.</p><p>I can't even tell which that is supposed to be.</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[j3lehane]

On Earth 2 Tard Island is a resort for GENIUSEShttp://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/jr333/BigFezProblem30.jpg

[EliSnow]

<p>On Earth 2, the RonFez.Net board won the Earth 1 contest. </p><p>Dammit.</p>

<img src =http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg>

[vjr97]

on earth 2 ron and fez are young and in shape

[vjr97]

<p><font size="4">on earth 2 :&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; paris hilton is still a slut</font></p><p><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; adolf hitler win the noble peace prize four years in a row. from 1939-1942</font></p>

[furie]

On Earth 2, The Corleone Family loes all their money and power, move to Sicily, and change their name to Andolini.<br />



<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=furie1335"><br>
<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[EliSnow]

<p>On Earth 2, reporters disclosed to&nbsp;Karl Rove the name of a CIA agent.</p><p>On Earth 2, people join 12 step programs so that they can start drinking.</p><p><img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by MrTerrific on 10-27-05 @ 2:22 PM</font>

[furie]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><font size="4">on earth 2 : paris hilton is still a slut</font></p><p><font size="4"> adolf hitler win the noble peace prize four years in a row. from 1939-1942</font></p><br />what happened in 1943-44-45?<br />



<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=furie1335"><br>
<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[Tall_James]

On Earth-2, Jerry Falwell is a small town minister who has a positive impact on his minority parish.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">

[EliSnow]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="4">on earth 2 : paris hilton is still a slut</font></p><p><font size="4">adolf hitler win the noble peace prize four years in a row. from 1939-1942</font></p><br />what happened in 1943-44-45?<br /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=furie1335" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a> Stalin won in those years.<br />

<img src =http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">On Earth 2, Billy Staples has had his stomach &quot;let out&quot; twice</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">&nbsp;to make room for more food.</font></strong></p><p><img title="Earth 2 Billy Staples" height="359" alt="Earth 2 Billy Staples" src="http://www.soulexpressradio.com/billys10.jpg" width="337" border="0" /></p>

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobotheda.jpg


If I got a biscuit, you get half !

[Tall_James]

On Earth-2, Satellite radio is heavily regulated by the government while terrestrial radio is the only place where you can say &quot;Miserable Cunt&quot; on the air.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">On Earth 2, Curtoid wears beach shoes... at the beach.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2"><img title="at the beach" height="400" alt="at the beach" src="http://birdsofsanibel.free.fr/images/20040411/Willet,%20Blind%20Pass%20Beach.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobotheda.jpg


If I got a biscuit, you get half !

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>On Earth 2, other messageboards win an event started here.</p><p>Gimmie a fucking break.&nbsp; We OWN this one.&nbsp; </p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">On Earth 2, &nbsp;&quot;Life Affirmation Metal&nbsp;Moe&quot; leads a new age drumming circle,</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">buck naked.</font></strong></p><p><img title="drumming circle" height="190" alt="drumming circle" src="http://www.drummingcircle.com/images/drum_circle.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobotheda.jpg


If I got a biscuit, you get half !

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">On Earth 2, Ron &amp; Fez signed a contract to remain silent for 3 hours a day,</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">and WJFK threw them the most expensive going away party in human history !</font></strong></p><p><img title="shhhh" height="446" alt="shhhh" src="http://www.gotouring.com/howdy/book1/images/080-Malay-shhhh.jpg" width="594" border="0" /></p>

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobotheda.jpg


If I got a biscuit, you get half !

[KennethC]

<p>On Earth 2, Fez's childhood nickname was Slim Goodbody.</p>

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[East Side Dave]

On Earth 2, a light bulb...invented Thomas Edison.

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

[EffMeBoobs]

On Earth 2, Sesame Street is known as Pumpernickel Avenue.<br />


<img src=http://hometown.aol.com/lqqieee/effmenew.gif>

[East Side Dave]

On Earth 2 the voice of Darth Vader was played by Jerry Lewis.

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

[EffMeBoobs]

On Earth 2, Anthony Bourdain's massage in Uzbekistan was very soothing and relaxing.<br />


<img src=http://hometown.aol.com/lqqieee/effmenew.gif>

[East Side Dave]

On Earth 2, Miss Daisy drove herself.

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

[KennethC]

On Earth 2, Black people landed on Plymouth Rock.

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[EffMeBoobs]

<p>On Earth 2, Kristie Alley battles daily with anorexia.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>On Earth 2, John Belushi can't escape the shadow of his more talented, deceased brother Jim.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>On Earth 2 , the Rat Pack consisted of Stephen Hawking, Christopher Reeve, Michael J. Fox, Muhammad Ali, and Bob Dole.<br />
</p>

<img src=http://hometown.aol.com/lqqieee/effmenew.gif>

[asayresk]

<p>On earth 2 the &quot;white&quot; is the better athlete, Native americans are the majority in europe and people are starting to grow tails as we speak.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p><img height="336" src="http://www.reservebranson.com/S_images/14SD1.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>On Soviet Earth 2, you drive car!</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">On Earth 2, Fatty Pneumonia is&nbsp;muscular and breathes freely &amp; deeply.</font></strong></p><p><img title="former fatty pneumonia" height="576" alt="former fatty pneumonia" src="http://www.classicbodybuilders.com/bodybuilder/alexanderaustopchuck1.jpg" width="373" border="0" /></p>

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/mariobobonette.jpg


If I got a bagel, you get half !

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; On Earth 2 the baby ate your dingo...</font></p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; On Earth 2 Gene Shallit is a hairless film critic who provides insightful reviews...</font></p>

[chgojim]

On Earth 2 this thread is mildly amusing.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;

[KennethC]

On Earth 2, E.F. Hutton is shunned

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[KennethC]

On Earth 2, Alexander Graham Bell told Watson to scram.

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; On Earth 2, Mary Poppins is a tone deaf, cheerless shrew who tortures children....</font></p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; And on Earth 2, a spoon full of vinegar helps the medicine go down</font></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>On Earth 2 Bill Hicks stole his whole act from Dennis Leary.</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[EliSnow]

<p>On Earth 2, Bill Clinton <em>gave</em> a blow job to a skinny intern in the Rectangular Office.</p><p>On Earth 2, &quot;UHF&quot; is widely considered the greatest film of all time.</p><p>On Earth 2, Opie is the funny one.</p><p>On Earth 2, Romans fed lions to the christians.</p><p>On Earth 2, Martin Luthor's&nbsp;95 theses were nailed&nbsp;to his chest.</p><p>On Earth 2, people use Google to hide&nbsp;things on the internet.<br /></p><img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by MrTerrific on 10-28-05 @ 5:15 PM</font>

[EliSnow]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>On Earth 2, a light bulb...invented Thomas Edison. <p>Dave, you beat me to&nbsp;it.&nbsp; I was going to post&nbsp;a similar joke that on Earth 2, Al Gore claimed that the internet created him.&nbsp; </p><p>Wait, I just did.&nbsp; </p><p>Anyway, you were first.</p>

<img src =http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambros~1.jpg>

[rruffian]

On Earth 2, Hoo Hoo invented nothing, Robin is funny and Fred is a mute!

[Death Metal Moe]

On Earth 2 HOO HOO is a good Irish boy who would never do anything to bring shame on his family's name.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN