How would you knock out an animal? [Archive]

PanterA

09-28-2005, 08:36 PM

Here's the game, You tell us how you would knock out the animal from the last post. Then you post an animal for the next person.Rules:1) No retarded animals.2) No mystical animals. They must have a basic animal IQ.3) You can not kill the animal. That's just cruel.4) Remember to always have a Vet. and a member of PETA with you at all times.-------------------------------I guess I'll start with a cow. I would have to sneak up on the beast while he's got his head down chewing on some grass. I would get in front of him and blow an air horn. When that cow jerks his head up, I would use that momentum to just come down on him with blast between the eyes. How would you knock out a zebra?

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mikeyboy

09-28-2005, 08:45 PM

I'd have the zebra harnessed and tied to a post so he couldn't move.    I'd also have a handler rubbing and massaging him to keep him calm to further restrict the possibility of sudden movement.  I'd come from the side with a fist clenched around a roll of half dollars and catch him square behind the eye.Next animal: a hamster (remember, the trick is to knock it out but not kill it)

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Snoogans

09-28-2005, 08:47 PM

Id drop the hampster from 4 feet, anything higher will kill it. How would you knock out an iguana 

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TheGameHHH

09-28-2005, 08:48 PM

id flick the iguana on the head how would you knock out a polar bear?

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FUNKMAN

09-28-2005, 08:49 PM

quote: How would you knock out a polar bear  i'd wait til he slept and then drop a block of ice on his headhow would you KO a giraffe?<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" />

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Snoogans

09-28-2005, 08:52 PM

a giraffe, just take out his legs, he will hit his head on the fall how would you knock out a rattlesnake 

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PapaBear

09-28-2005, 08:55 PM

I'm adventurous. I'd swing the rattlesnake by the tail and whack him against a tree.How would you knock out a jellyfish?

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PanterA

09-28-2005, 08:56 PM

I would have the giraffe tied up and locked in place. Then I would get one of those cherry pickers. Get in the bucket and have some one drive past him doing about 15mph and as I pass his I'd come across with a right hook just behind those fuzzy horns they have.How would you knock out a frog?

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loophole

09-29-2005, 05:42 AM

My animal of choice would be a large Panda.  In
order to incapacitate this beast I would borrow from the Sean Penn
School of improvised fighting techniques. Ala Bad Boys circa 1983, I
would fill a pillow case with 3 unopened cans of either soda or beer,
then approach the Panda and with all the non lethal force I could
muster; swing the pillow case in a sledgehammer-like downward motion
striking the beast at the crest of its cranium, depriving it of
consiousness. 

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JPMNICK

09-29-2005, 06:00 AM

quote: I would have the giraffe tied up and locked in place. Then I would get one of those cherry pickers. Get in the bucket and have some one drive past him doing about 15mph and as I pass his I'd come across with a right hook just behind those fuzzy horns they have.How would you knock out a frog? I would put the frog in the freezer until it stopped moving, but not until it was dead.  how would you knock out a racoon?

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AppleBoy

09-29-2005, 06:09 AM

quote: how would you knock out a racoon?  I would sneak up behind it while it was dining on some minnows and hit it at the base of the skull with a rubber mallet.How would you knock out a bog turtle? 

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East Side Dave

09-29-2005, 06:10 AM

I'd spray some mace in his eyes and when he was blinded hit him with a garbage can.how would you knock out a duck?

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 06:19 AM

how would you knock out a duck?I'd hang a sign on a tree saying "DUCK SEASON" and while he switches it with one that says "RABBIT SEASON" I'd club him on the back of the head with the stock from my shotgun. How would you knock out Koko, the sign language gorilla?

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 06:25 AM

quote:  How would you knock out Koko, the sign language gorilla? I'd start making some crazy sign language like momements with my hands and then slowly seperate them... Koko would concentrate on one of the hands while the other makes the sign of a FIST.  BAM.  Gorrila's in the fist. How would you knock out a penguin?

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East Side Dave

09-29-2005, 06:26 AM

quote: How would you knock out Koko, the sign language gorilla?  I'd say in sign language to him: "look behind you." And when the dummy turns around I'd hit him on the back of the head with a pool stick.  quote: how would you knock out a penguin?   I'd get another penguin and slam their heads together; in an old school-WWF, Double-Noggin-Knocker style.How would you knock out a squirrel? <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- htpp://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 06:42 AM

quote: How would you knock out a squirrel?   I'd say to him..."Hey - your nuts are showing!"  When he looks down I'd jab the syringe full of morphine into his neck.  How would you knock out ferret?<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" />

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 06:43 AM

BAM.  Gorrila's in the fist.I'm still laughing at that one.

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East Side Dave

09-29-2005, 06:50 AM

quote: How would you knock out a ferret?  I'd set up some ferret food outside my front door. Then I go up to the second floor. I wait...........I wait. When the ferret goes to eat the food (aka "the bait"), I drop a frozen turkey on his head from the second floor window.How would you knock out a pig?<img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- htpp://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 06:51 AM

How would you knock out a pig?Slip a mickey in her drink while her cute friend is in the bathroom. How would you knock out Llama?

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East Side Dave

09-29-2005, 07:00 AM

quote: How would you knock out Llama? I'd drive into him with my buick, not killing him, but definitely rendering his llama ass immobile!! How would you knock out a canary? 

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AppleBoy

09-29-2005, 07:01 AM

quote: How would you knock out Llama?  I would walk up to it and say 'Are you the Dali Llama'?  Then, while it was rolling its eyes at the horrible pun, I would whack it over the head with a folding chair.How would you knock out a two toed sloth? 

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 07:03 AM

quote: How would you knock out a canary? I'd walk him down the coal mine tunnel... slowly... as soon as he fainted, I'd bring him back to the surface.  Not dead, but unconscious.How would you knock out a jackalope?

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 07:07 AM

quote: How would you knock out a two toed sloth? I'd climb the tree and tell him he'd one a free pedicure!  Then I'd file his two toes and gossip with him at the same time.  As he was listening to the scoop on how that buick ran over Mr. llama, he wouldn't realize that I'm filing his toes down to the nub.  Then he'd fall from his branch, hit the ground and out cold.... as usual, but out cold. How would you knock out a giant squid? <img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7" border="0" />

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East Side Dave

09-29-2005, 07:13 AM

quote: How would you knock out a jackalope?  I'd show him a jack o' lantern and say, "See this? I'm gonna make one of these out of your head! I'm gonna make a jackalope jack o' lantern!! Hahaha!"The jackalope would faint out of fright. How would you knock out an elephant?  

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 08:00 AM

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I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

Tall_James

09-29-2005, 08:02 AM

How would you knock out an elephant?Get him to stand under an overpass.  Get him to peak his head out from underneath with the promise of a peanut.  Drop a Hyundai Sonata on his head, being sure to only graze his skull. How would you knock out a three-legged dog?

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 08:12 AM

quote:  How would you knock out a three-legged dog? I'd buy him a prosthetic leg.  Let him run around a yard for a few minutes enjoying the freedom, like he had when he was a happy puppy in his litter with his brothers and sisters all snuggled up next to mother.Then I'd take the leg off and whack in the head with it and make sure he hears me say BAD DOG before he slips into unconsciousness.Again, ahem....  how would you take down a giant squid?

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 08:12 AM

<img height="123" src="http://216.15.204.50/findagrave_2/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="119" border="0" />Assuming the right rear leg is gone, I would spread Alpo on the left front paw, the dog has got to like that off, and gravity take over and crashes left front skull.How would you knock out a spider Monkey?

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East Side Dave

09-29-2005, 08:16 AM

quote: Again, ahem....  how would you take down a giant squid?  I'd tie a killer whale to my fist and boom! Out like a light goes Squiddy. 

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East Side Dave

09-29-2005, 08:19 AM

quote: How would you knock out a spider Monkey? I'd get a cannon and stuff it with bananas and shoot the monkey in the face. How would you knock out an aardvark? <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- htpp://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 08:21 AM

How would you knock out a spider Monkey?I'd make him get me a drink, and when he came back with it I'd tell him "You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?".  Then, while he stands there aghast, I hit him in the temple with a Genoa Salami. How would you knock out a lion?

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FUNKMAN

09-29-2005, 08:37 AM

How would you knock out an aardvark?give him some ant shaped roofies how would you KO a three toed sloth

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 08:42 AM

quote:  how would you KO a three toed sloth Same as the two toed sloth, but with more sex.How would you knock out a rouge male hippopotamus?

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 08:48 AM

quote:  How would you knock out a lion? I'd walk into a bar with a tiny giraffe and place it on the bar, buy a drink, drink it, then walk out, leaving the tiny giraffe on the bar.  When the bartender yells "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' here!" I would say, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"  Then I'd drop a giant 400lb. net full of goya beans from a helicopter onto the lion's head.How would you knock out a titmouse?

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Death Metal Moe

09-29-2005, 08:53 AM

How would you knock out a titmouse?I'd trap it in a plastic bag, then I'd spray it with Windex until the fumes put him out. How would you knock out a chicken eating tarantula.

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 08:54 AM

How would you knock out a titmouse?Take it to Sloan-Kettering, tell it the test came back positive and watch it faint from shock. How would you knock out a swallow?

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 09:18 AM

<img height="107" src="http://216.15.204.50/findagrave_2/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="103" border="0" />Tell the swallow that Capistrano sank int earthquake and watch him faintHow do you knock out a cockatiel?

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 09:19 AM

How do you knock out a cockatiel?I'd cockblock him into a wall. How would you knock out a Chihuahua?

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Snoogans

09-29-2005, 09:24 AM

id stick him on a kicking tee and send him down the field how would you knock out a sea enemity(sp) 

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Death Metal Moe

09-29-2005, 09:25 AM

FINE!  Just ignore mine!  FUCK YALL!!!

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 09:29 AM

How would you knock out a chicken eating tarantula.I'd take him to an Unhallowed show and when Moe wasn't looking, I duct tape the spider to the mallet on the bass drum.  After 2 songs, its nighty-night chicken-eating tarantula.

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 09:36 AM

quote: how would you knock out a sea enemity(sp)  First, I'd swim down and tell the anemone that Snoogans spelled anemone "enemity".  As the anemone and I laughed and laughed, I'd grabbed it by its arms, tear it from it's coral home that it lived on for a hundred years, swin to the surface, tie all it's arms together and wrap it into a ball, then hit a three point shot into the basketball net on the courts by the beach.  As it goes through the net (nuthin' but net) it would not be caught and would fall to the court, knocking itself out.Again, ahem... a rouge male hippo?  Anyone?  Does anyone dare? 

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 09:39 AM

<img height="104" src="http://216.15.204.50/findagrave_2/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="102" border="0" />A sea anemone has one brain cell. Ask him to add 2+2 and watch his eye rolll back in his head.How do you knock out a lemon shark?

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AppleBoy

09-29-2005, 10:03 AM

quote: Again, ahem... a rouge male hippo?  Anyone?  Does anyone dare?  Set up a decoy rogue female hippo.  Then, when the rogue male hippo approaches, jump out of the bushes and hit him in the sack with a cricket bat. 

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 10:13 AM

quote: How do you knock out a lemon shark?  Make a call to the Kool-Aid man who will squeeze the shark until he gets enough juice for his Lemonade Cooler.  Right after the shark passes out from dehydration, hook him up with an IV drip of Tang and let him marinate for 6 hours before repeating the process. How do you knock out a Nurse Shark?<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" />

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 10:17 AM

quote: How do you knock out a Nurse Shark? 100 cc's of morphine, STAT! How would you go about knocking out a water buffalo?

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 10:32 AM

<img height="92" src="http://216.15.204.50/findagrave_2/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="88" border="0" />The first thing you must do is grab the horns of the dilemma.Then assuming the buffalo has never had a meaningful thought in it's entire fuckin life, it should simply lay down and go to sleep I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 10:50 AM

<img height="99" src="http://216.15.204.50/findagrave_2/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="113" border="0" />How would you knock out a blow fish?

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 10:55 AM

How would you knock out a blow fish? Hit Hootie in the face with a sock full of nickels. How would you knock out a Hyena?

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Death Metal Moe

09-29-2005, 11:05 AM

quote:  quote: How would you knock out a chicken eating tarantula.  I'd take him to an Unhallowed show and when Moe wasn't looking, I duct tape the spider to the mallet on the bass drum.  After 2 songs, its nighty-night chicken-eating tarantula.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /> Thanks you Tall James for the pity reply.  

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 11:16 AM

<img height="94" src="http://216.15.204.50/findagrave_2/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="100" border="0" />Tell alot of Carrot Top jokes,not only will he stop laughing in a hurry, but he will pass out as well.How do you knock out a black mamba?

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Snoogans

09-29-2005, 11:33 AM

a black mamba you grab behind the head. Then you take it to the top
of the ski hill and as you are boarding down and catch a rail, whip his
head down off the cold metal how would you knock out a manta ray 

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Knowledged_one

09-29-2005, 11:41 AM

You knock out an elephant real simple, you ask it this joke:What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceroswhen the elephant doesn't know you say:  An elephino get it hell if i know.  And when the elephant stands with a puzzled look on its face, you pull the mallet from behind you and womp himon the headHow do you knock out a Liger

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Snoogans

09-29-2005, 11:53 AM

a liger i would harness to a helicopter, and then drop it over water
from 100 feet so it knocks it out on the cement like surface still the manta ray 

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Knowledged_one

09-29-2005, 11:55 AM

Im an idiot i didn't realize there was 3 pages forgive my retardenessCan't knock out a manta ray since it is a fish

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Snoogans

09-29-2005, 12:07 PM

thats bullshit, you can knock out sharks 

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Furtherman

09-29-2005, 12:18 PM

Snoogans, KO -  You two are ruining a perfectly good thread! You can knock a liger by showing it a picture of a lion and a picture of a tiger.  Ask it which one he is.  As he is looking from picture to picture, trying to find its identity and maybe a place in the world, wail it over the head with a bag of doorknobs.AND yes, you can knock out a manta ray because it is an animal.  You wait until one get close enough to the boat that you can hurl a baby at it as hard as you can.  The force will render it unconscious. Now, someone tell me how they can knock out a hornet?<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7" border="0" />

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Snoogans

09-29-2005, 12:20 PM

how are we ruining the thread, he said it cant be done. you proved him wrong. this thread is working PERFECT now tell me how to knock out a Gila Monster 

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 12:54 PM

Now, someone tell me how they can knock out a hornet?Build a miniturized catapult, approximately 2 in. big.  Put a piece of candy corn in the seat.  Wait for hornet to grab candy corn, launch catapult.  While hornet is thrown through the air - whack it with a rolled up copy of High Times, being careful to not strike a killing blow. How do you knock out a baby hippo?

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 03:09 PM

It is a simple plan, of course all dosage must be pediatric units,but a little verset i.m will render that fat shit in no time.How do we K.O. a kangaroo and the little one in the pouch?

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Death Metal Moe

09-29-2005, 03:13 PM

Tell the young mother 'roo and her baby that there will be an All You Can Eat Buffet at a local eatery.  When they show up, drop King King Bundy from an air balloon right in front of them.  Stunned, they will try to run.  That's when you turn the sprinklers on....you follow me now? Yes, exactly. They slip on the wet concrete face 1st, there by knocking out the kangaroo and her baby in the pouch. Now, how would one knock out a cheeta?

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Yosammity

09-29-2005, 03:18 PM

quote: Now, how would one knock out a cheeta? I'd wait until he was running real fast -- maybe after some prey or something -- then I'd yell out, "Hey, Cheetah!  I did your moms last night!"  Then he'd turn around all pissed and stuff and not look where he's running and he'd smash right into a tree.Now...How would you knock out a mudskipper?

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AppleBoy

09-29-2005, 03:21 PM

quote: now tell me how to knock out a Gila Monster   Put it on a bus full of Hindus on a hot summer day, shut the windows and turn off the air conditioning. 

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smiler grogan

09-29-2005, 03:22 PM

cheeta,<div> </div><div>usually i lay a field of trip wire connected to a box . Inside the box is a boxing glove on an accordian spring. Cheeta trips over wire wire pulls on box glove comes out cheeta knocked the fuck out.</div><div> </div><div> how bout a Musk Ox. </div>

smiler grogan

09-29-2005, 03:25 PM

mudskipper<div> get the critter zipping along on some muddy patch.Take some liquid nitrogen and instafreeze right in front of the skipper it slides along on the frozen mud hits a rock head first and its nighty nite time.</div>

INFOSTUD

09-29-2005, 04:53 PM

Great thread indeed!!!How would you knock out an mongoose? 

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PanterA

09-29-2005, 04:56 PM

The first thing I would need to do is give the Musk Ox a bath. Make sure he's really clean because you dont want to spend too much time next to one. Then I would have it chained and lifted by a craine so that it's about a foot off the ground. This would give me the leverage I need to get underneath the Ox and just nail the fuckin thing with a jumping uppercut just below the jaw. How would you knock out a Moose?

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mendyweiss

09-29-2005, 05:13 PM

The Moose cannot tolerate the smell of human urine(trust me on this one) When he is sleeping, 3 o4 people can take a leak on his head, and when he wakes up he is sure to burn and crash trying to get the scent off of him.How can we knock out a big fucking New york City rat ?

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PanterA

09-29-2005, 05:26 PM

I would tie the rat up to a ledge by its tail. Then work it like a speed bag. Just constant rappid punches to the belly to get it winded then come across with a left hook. How would you knock out a raccoon?

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09-29-2005, 05:46 PM

quote:How would you knock out a raccoon?

  I am going to
have to say, "Go straight ninja on him". I would hide in the leaves by
the creek he likes to wash his food, then I would throw about 
shuriken at his feet to stick him to the ground, and then hit him with
a jump spinning heel kick to the jaw thereby knockin him the F' out.  How would you knock out a manatee? 

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AppleBoy

09-30-2005, 03:22 AM

quote: *> how bout a Musk Ox.  Take him out to sea in a small boat during stormy weather and watch him pass out from motion sickness.  

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JPMNICK

09-30-2005, 04:11 AM

quote: How would you knock out a manatee? With a boat motor in the Florida Keys -  How would you knock out a wood pecker? 

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smiler grogan

09-30-2005, 04:29 AM

<blockquote style="">quote: How would you knock out a wood pecker? 

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East Side Dave

09-30-2005, 06:14 AM

I'd set up a bunch of cactus's like bowling pins and pick that little fucker up and roll him down the lane. "Seven-ten split comin' up, Armydillo, hahahaha!"how would you knock out a hyena?

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Furtherman

09-30-2005, 06:38 AM

quote: how would you knock out a hyena?Walk up to it and tell it you heard Tall James once asked how to knock something like you out.  And Mendyweiss gave up the secret, so how are we going to do this?  Then give it a nice windmill kick to the side of the head.How would you knock out a beaver? 

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mendyweiss

09-30-2005, 08:36 AM

<img height="104" src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="109" border="0" />I would think a double dose of John Holmes and Ron Jeremy should take care of that beaver easily.How do you knock out a spitting cobra?

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torker

09-30-2005, 08:57 AM

How do you knock out a spitting cobra?I would shield my eyes with my left hand and grab it around the throat with my right.  I would then use my left hand to stick it's tail in an electrical outlet.How would you knock-out coral?

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09-30-2005, 09:49 AM

quote: How would you knock-out coral? Tell it that Captain Hazelwood and the Exxon Valdez are headed this way and watch it pass out in sheer terror. <div />How would you knock out a porcupine?<img src="http://www.myimgs.com/random/appleboy/AppleBoySigs" border="0" />

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Tall_James

09-30-2005, 10:02 AM

quote: How would you knock out a porcupine?  Lure him to a room filled with balloons. Poke him in the ass with a stick to get him to jump into the middle of the room.  The noise will sound like he is at Omaha Beach in 1944.  He will faint from fright.How would you knock out an Ostrich?<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" />

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mendyweiss

09-30-2005, 10:12 AM

<img height="112" src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="103" border="0" />Put on a gorilla suit and chase the Ostrich to his usual hole, WHich you have covered with a giant condom(I have a few extra around the house) He sticks his head into the condom and faints from lack of oxygen.How would you knock out a boar?

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DarkHippie

09-30-2005, 10:44 AM

quote: How would you knock out a boar?  i would point out that cavity in his tusk and recommend a good dentist.  Then when he goes in and gets anesthsia, i'll smaclk him on the head with a issue of Redbook until he passes out How about a cockroach?<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/HippieRat.jpg" border="0" /> Finally on Myspace <a href="http://www.myspace.com/darkhippie" target="_blank">Visit this Website</a>Please love me

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09-30-2005, 12:26 PM

<img height="119" src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2001/222/weissemanuelbio.jpg" width="125" border="0" />Not sure here, but I think we need some Habernero sauce.How to knock out a pheasant?

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Tall_James

09-30-2005, 12:50 PM

How would you knock out a pheasant?Dress up in a sexy pheasant costume and when the pheasant made his move, punch it in the throat.  Lack of oxygen will knock it out.How would you knock out a baboon?

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Snoogans

09-30-2005, 01:06 PM

Id tell a chimpanzee that it made fun of his mom how would you knock out a Caymen 

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FUNKMAN

09-30-2005, 01:12 PM

i would put a mike tyson mask on the cayman and then bring it to buster douglas's house...how would you (edit:)KO a wilderbeest?<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" />

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whitefolks

09-30-2005, 01:24 PM

quote:i would put a mike tyson mask on the cayman and then bring it to buster douglas's house...how would you kill a wilderbeest?

 
 Ask him if he can
help you replace your satelite dish, while the wilderbeast is on the
roof push it off, 
 How would you knock out a Llama? 

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Snoogans

09-30-2005, 01:29 PM

you arent supposed to kill them, just knock them out 

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Furtherman

09-30-2005, 01:31 PM

quote: How would you kill a Llama? Whoa!  This is about knocking out an animal, not killing!And it was already discussed that East Side Dave will be driving his Buick into said Llama. Now, how would you knock out a prairie dog? 

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Yosammity

09-30-2005, 01:45 PM

quote: mudskipper*> get the critter zipping along on some muddy patch.Take some liquid nitrogen and instafreeze right in front of the skipper it slides along on the frozen mud hits a rock head first and its nighty nite time. <div /> Nicely played, my friend.  Nicely played.

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FUNKMAN

09-30-2005, 01:50 PM

Now, how would you knock out a prairie dog? i would put a mike tysom mask on him and bring him to evander holyfields house how would you KO a wombat?

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Snoogans

09-30-2005, 02:06 PM

put a mike tyson mask on him and bring him to lennox lewis' house how would you knock out a yellowjacket 

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Death Metal Moe

09-30-2005, 03:29 PM

quote: how would you knock out a yellowjacket <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" border="0" />  I'd put that sign Bruce Willis had on in Diehard 3, drop him off in Harlem and drive away.  I mean I'd circle around to watch, but I aint stickin' around for that. How would one, hypothetically, knock out a golfer....er, gopher? 

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10-01-2005, 06:11 AM

quote:  How would one, hypothetically, knock out a golfer....er, gopher?  Put concrete blocks over the entrances to its den then play a recording of another gopher.  When it pops its head up to see what going on, it whacks its head on the cement block and knocks itself out.How would you knock out an alligator? .<img src="http://www.myimgs.com/random/appleboy/AppleBoySigs" border="0" />

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10-01-2005, 07:13 AM

alligator,<div> </div><div>Divert some of those helicopters from hurricane relief to fly down some of the pimpenest pimps of all pimpdome. They will surround the gator and whoop his ass with there crystal canes like he owes them money. Then they skin him and make fly alligator skin shoes.</div><div>fin</div><div> </div><div> A WOOLY MAMMOTH give it your best shot</div><div> </div>