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fezident

09-29-2005, 08:22 AM

Steve Carrel and Kayne West kick off this season.  I hope Ferrel makes an appearance.I think Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow are next week or the week after.Paul McCartney will appear later in the season...supposedly. I'd like to see Prince make another appearance.  His new record drops soon.

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HBox

09-29-2005, 08:23 AM

Steve Carrell? Dammit, now I have to watch that shitfest. 

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Tall_James

09-29-2005, 08:26 AM

Thank God for Tivo!(By that I mean that I'll be able to watch a good program that I recorded early instead of that shitstorm of a show.)

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JimBeam

09-29-2005, 08:27 AM

Lance Armstrong & Sheryl Crow week 2 ?Well I know I can skip that one.

I have balls !!!

Fallon

09-29-2005, 08:44 AM

Tina Fey is out for at least the beginning of the season. They can't
let Amy do Weekend Update alone. My guess is Seth Myers fills in. 

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09-29-2005, 09:03 AM

I wonder what's on hbo 

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fezident

09-29-2005, 09:17 AM

It's official.I am the last man on Earth who still loves SNL.  Haven't missed an episode in 20 years.  Even when I was in the Army...my brother would send me tapes of 4 episodes and I would catch up.

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terryc35

09-29-2005, 09:57 AM

quote: It's official.I am the last man on Earth who still loves SNL.  Haven't missed an episode in 20 years.  Even when I was in the Army...my brother would send me tapes of 4 episodes and I would catch up.It's Official!!! you are the only person in America who has been home at 11:30 every saturday night for the last twenty years....Must be a real party animal

badorties

09-29-2005, 10:02 AM

the first show of the season always blows, and usually disappoints ... 

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fezident

09-29-2005, 10:09 AM

quote: quote: It's official.I am the last man on Earth who still loves SNL.  Haven't missed an episode in 20 years.  Even when I was in the Army...my brother would send me tapes of 4 episodes and I would catch up.It's Official!!! you are the only person in America who has been home at 11:30 every saturday night for the last twenty years....Must be a real party animal <img height="216" src="http://www.longbeachdive.com/images/vcr.jpeg" width="272" border="0" />Asshole. 

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kevcala

10-01-2005, 07:39 PM

What a horrible opening skit.  Glad to see Keenan is not "featured" anymore.Hopefully the new guys are good. 

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Snoogans

10-01-2005, 07:48 PM

I have the volume on mute and music on and i can still tell this sucks 

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kevcala

10-01-2005, 07:50 PM

quote:I have the volume on mute and music on and i can still tell this sucks 

Put on Dark Side of the Moon, maybe it'll get better.

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HBox

10-01-2005, 07:53 PM

Wow, that guy did a GREAT Pacino impression.That's about all that's notable so far. 

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Snoogans

10-01-2005, 07:56 PM

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kevcala

10-01-2005, 08:10 PM

Holy shit, that's* funny.*Mike Myers and Kanye West.EDIT: I love this hook. 

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tele7

10-01-2005, 08:44 PM

Robert Smigel has still got it...Update was OK...would prefer to see Seth

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

10-01-2005, 09:25 PM

I liked the Debbie Downer sketch where she meets her own true love.

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Fallon

10-02-2005, 05:07 AM

Yeah, SNL was pretty good last night. For the first time I laughed
at a "new guy weekend update bit". And Sanz wasn't that bad as co-host,
I'm betting it was a one time thing though.Mike Myers was funny, and that Kanye song is good. 


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fezident

10-02-2005, 05:13 AM

The married couple that fights in public is always great (The Needlers).  Glad to see them make a return.Debbie Downer is always funny.  I wonder why they always stick it towards the back of the show.  That skit belongs in the first half.Horatio was a bit boring during the news.  I was expecting to see Seth take over for Tina.  That would've been a better choice.  I was also expecting to see Steve Carrell do SOMETHING during the news.  Between The Daily Show and Anchorman, it seemed like a natural way to work the host into Weekend Update.EXCELLENT little cameo by Mike Myers.  That was killer. Next week:  Jon Heder and Ashlee Simpson.  

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SatCam

10-03-2005, 04:55 PM

Next week:  Jon Heder and Ashlee Simpson. Oh god.... no!  NO! 10 bucks she won't be lipsyncing this time

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WhiteHonkyDevil

10-04-2005, 07:52 AM

Anyone know of a good site to download SNL videos from? Not necessarily the whole shows, but different skits and such. The NBC site only has a couple on there..

Actually, sadly enough, the one I want the most is a Weekend Update with Horatio Sanz as Elton John, where he's debuting "Interview with the Vampire: The Musical"

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King Imp

10-04-2005, 09:59 AM

I didn't watch the show, but I just found the Mike Myers-Kanye West segment. Very funny! Myers-West reunited (http://www.smithappens.com/video_kanyewestsnl.php)

Snoogans

10-04-2005, 10:08 AM

Not necessarily the whole shows, but different skits and such. The NBC site only has a couple on there..<img width="366" height="522" border="0" src="http://elephanttuesday.com/catalog/images/snl-eddiemurphy.jpg" /> 

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10-04-2005, 12:16 PM

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Bama

10-04-2005, 12:52 PM

Just watched it. Eh, it was OK. 

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fezident

11-20-2005, 07:52 AM

In two weeks, the planets will align:Dane Cook hosts SNL.  (musical guest; James Blunt)

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JesterOfSadness

11-20-2005, 12:10 PM

I think that might be the only time I will ever watch SNL again....Dane Cook..please help this show Dane...

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Doctor Manhattan

12-03-2005, 07:52 PM

Dane did the Cashew/Hog Catapult joke. I'm surprised they let him.

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kevcala

12-03-2005, 08:05 PM

Dane reminds me of Will Ferrel in this Turtle neck skit. 

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WhistlePig

12-03-2005, 11:27 PM

I know Ron and Fez hate Mad TV but I actually think it's alot more entertaining than SNL --at least it was a few seasons ago. It was at it's peak when it had Alex Borstein (who writes and does voice for Family Guy) , Mo Collins who I thought was great and Will Sasso.

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12-03-2005, 11:29 PM

quote: I know Ron and Fez hate Mad TV but I actually think it's alot more entertaining than SNL --at least it was a few seasons ago. It was at it's peak when it had Alex Borstein (who writes and does voice for Family Guy) , Mo Collins who I thought was great and Will Sasso. <img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg" border="0" /> You don't know me man! You don't know me man. You should be drummed off the messageboard. 

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WhistlePig

12-03-2005, 11:46 PM

Why?

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tele7

12-04-2005, 12:42 AM

Mad TV?  Unwatchable!  How is it still on the air?  About 5 years ago they had a funny mexican wrestlers bit, but that's about it.  It's been the same 3 bits re-hashed over and over again.  Can't make it through 5 minutes of that show.  SNL has been pretty crappy too lately.  The new cast members seem talented, but the writing sucks.  Caulk=hack

PapaBear

12-04-2005, 02:10 AM

quote: quote: I know Ron and Fez hate Mad TV but I actually think it's alot more entertaining than SNL --at least it was a few seasons ago. It was at it's peak when it had Alex Borstein (who writes and does voice for Family Guy) , Mo Collins who I thought was great and Will Sasso. <img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg" border="0" /> You don't know me man! You don't know me man. You should be drummed off the messageboard. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN YOU DON'T KNOW HER MAN!  YOU DON'T KNOW HER MAN!!To be honest, I've never been a fan of Mad TV, but WhislePig is the Kat's MeWow, of RonFez..net. 

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TheMojoPin

12-04-2005, 07:52 AM

I fail to see the appeal of ANY aspect of MadTV, and Lord knows I've had plenty of chances to see it since Comedy Central plays the damn thing at least 8 times a day.  It's obnoxiously loud, the punchlines are painfully obvious, and they rely on hideously awful parodies and impersonations that end up coming across something that an 80's hack comedian in a rolled up suit jacket wouldn't dare to do in front of a brick wall.

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fezident

12-04-2005, 08:37 AM

I love, pretty much all sketch comedy. Mr. Show is sheer brilliance.  KITH was amazing. MadTv definitely DOES have it's moments.  The problem is....they take those moments and beat them into the ground.  (Michael Mcdonald...I'm looking in your direction)Mo Collins is/was one of the all time great funny-women.  If she were on SNL and not MadTv, I honestly think that she would be in the club with Will Ferrel, Mike Myers, and Adam Sandler in terms of commercial success. 

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fezident

12-09-2005, 11:57 AM

When is Howie making his SNL appearance and, more importantly, WHY is he making an appearance?

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curtoid

12-09-2005, 12:23 PM

quote: Mo Collins is/was one of the all time great funny-women.  If she were on SNL and not MadTv, I honestly think that she would be in the club with Will Ferrel, Mike Myers, and Adam Sandler in terms of commercial success. Never really gave Mo a whole lot of thought/props until her recent (hysterical) appearance on "Curb" where we learned she has AN UNUSUALLY LARGE VAGINA!!!VV 

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booster11373

12-09-2005, 01:02 PM

In a perfect world Lorne Micheals and the entire cast and crew of MadTv are killed by bird flu, mad cow diease and terrorists just to be sure, Then SNL may become funny again and MadTv just goes away

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ONYONN

12-18-2005, 06:28 AM

Did anyone catch Jack Black drop the F bomb last night?

Doctor Manhattan

12-18-2005, 06:42 AM

He said "Funky" during that King Kong Song in the monolouge. Is that what you mean?

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cougarjake13

12-18-2005, 06:47 AM

there was a sketch with debbie downer and he was santa claus and it sounded like he dropped the f bomb during that sketch

fezident

12-18-2005, 07:42 AM

Fuck.Last night, because of some motherfuckin' football game, I missed an epsiode of SNL.  I have NEVER missed an episode.  I either watch it when it's on, tape it, have it taped for me, or...I actually go to the studio.  Haven't missed one in 20+  years.Went to an xmas party last night.  Set the Tivo.  Tried to watch it this morning and, and all I got was a fuckin' football game, some commercials, and then Jack Blacks opening song.  --I don't watch sports. In fact, I've never ever in my life seen or watched a football game so, I don't really know how it works but, aren't there like, 100 sports channels??  Not just ESPN (and ESPN 1,2,3 etc etc) but...on my digital cable, there are 100 channels that just sports.  That's all. Fuckin' sports. So why preempt a show, (a LIVE show) that only airs once?  NBC will be getting a nice warm loaf of my shit in their mailbox.  Fargin' bastages.  

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cougarjake13

12-18-2005, 07:48 AM

what game was it i thought the late game last night was on espn

ONYONN

12-18-2005, 08:12 AM

my bad  it was funky

Doctor Manhattan

12-18-2005, 10:11 AM

quote: there was a sketch with debbie downer and he was santa claus and it sounded like he dropped the f bomb during that sketch I re-watched it and didn't hear anything that sounded like "fuck" do you know at what point during the sketch you heard it? 

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ONYONN

12-18-2005, 10:59 AM

it was the first song in the monologue.i just got a batch of percocet it must have affected my hearing.

cougarjake13

12-18-2005, 11:14 AM

quote: quote: there was a sketch with debbie downer and he was santa claus and it sounded like he dropped the f bomb during that sketch I re-watched it and didn't hear anything that sounded like "fuck" do you know at what point during the sketch you heard it? <a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a> it sounded like the f bomb  could be wrong but it was near the end when she was trying to decide what she wanted for christmas

fezident

01-09-2006, 07:36 PM

I think this week is Scarlett Johanson and Death Cab For Cutie.  Guess they want that 18 year-old male demographic to check in.

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Sheeplovr

01-09-2006, 07:41 PM

"Guess they want that 18 year-old male demographic to check in"yeah for the past 30 years

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fezident

01-09-2006, 07:59 PM

Not with people like John Goodman and Alec Baldwin hosting a dozen times.  Because, I know...when I think "comedy"...I think "the fat father from Rosanne".And Senator John McCain. He skews pretty young. Sometimes, I honestly believe that the casting department over there must've lost a bet.

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fezident

01-20-2006, 02:27 PM

FEBRUARY 4th.Steve Martin and Prince.  PRINCE, MUTHAFUCKAAAAS!

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TheMojoPin

01-20-2006, 03:29 PM

quote: Not with people like John Goodman and Alec Baldwin hosting a dozen times.  Because, I know...when I think "comedy"...I think "the fat father from Rosanne".   I loathe about 90% of the crap this show has shilled out over the decades, but episodes when Goodwin and Baldwin host are almost guarenteed hysterical.  They're right up there with Walken and Hanks when he still deemed the show "worthy" of him as go-to guests for the fucking funny.

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fezident

01-20-2006, 04:05 PM

Mo,I'm curious...do you think THEY are funny (Alec & John) or do you enjoy everyone in the skit that they are in?I mean...I've laughed at the skits in their episodes but, not because of them, their timing, or their acting ability.  I just like the show as a whole.Is it possible, dare I say, LIKELY that you actually enjoy SNL?  

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EliSnow

01-20-2006, 04:17 PM

I think the reason that shows with Baldwin, Goodman, and Hanks are usually good is because these guys work well with the writers and the cast.  It's well documented how shows are written, and, at least in the last ten years (maybe more), the host has some power in the scenes that they will take part in.  I remember reading in the book Live From New York (great book btw), about how some ideas will sit for awhile because the hosts aren't willing to get behind the ideas, and they sit.  And then a host will come up thinks the idea is hilarious, and wants to do it.  I think these guys are willing to go out on a limb to be funny on the show without any damage to their egos.  Baldwin is willing to make fun of his divorce, kiss guys, or do a number of things to make the shows work.  They all have talent for this, but I think because of their willingness to work with the writers, etc. they help to raise the entire level of the show.  

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EliSnow

01-20-2006, 04:18 PM

quote: I think this week is Scarlett Johanson and Death Cab For Cutie.  Guess they want that 18 year-old male demographic to check in. I thought Scarlett was pretty good.  The Chandelier skit with her was dead-on New York advertising.

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01-20-2006, 05:44 PM

Bring back Andy Kaufman!!

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01-20-2006, 06:06 PM

quote: I think the reason that shows with Baldwin, Goodman, and Hanks are usually good is because these guys work well with the writers and the cast.  It's well documented how shows are written, and, at least in the last ten years (maybe more), the host has some power in the scenes that they will take part in.  I remember reading in the book Live From New York (great book btw), about how some ideas will sit for awhile because the hosts aren't willing to get behind the ideas, and they sit.  And then a host will come up thinks the idea is hilarious, and wants to do it.  I think these guys are willing to go out on a limb to be funny on the show without any damage to their egos.  Baldwin is willing to make fun of his divorce, kiss guys, or do a number of things to make the shows work.  They all have talent for this, but I think because of their willingness to work with the writers, etc. they help to raise the entire level of the show.  <img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/Snow1.jpg" border="0" /> Formerly MrTerrific Exactly.  Most of SNL is garbage because the hosts typically don't get it, yet the show is centered around them.  Most of the greatest sketches have little to do with the host of the week, if at all.And yes, I think all the guys I named above are hysterical on the show.  They are genuinely funny in that environment, and it brings out the humor in everyone else, too, like Eli said. 

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booster11373

01-21-2006, 07:48 PM

How does SNL get away with Darrel Hammond doing a blackface bit?have there been more then a dozen black cast members on SNL? The few i can think of are, not counting this new bunch?Tracey Morgan, Tim Meadows, Chris Rock, Ellen Cleghorn(one of the worst cast members of all time), Eddie Murphy, Garret Morriswho am i missing?

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EliSnow

01-22-2006, 06:50 AM

quote: How does SNL get away with Darrel Hammond doing a blackface bit?have there been more then a dozen black cast members on SNL? The few i can think of are, not counting this new bunch?Tracey Morgan, Tim Meadows, Chris Rock, Ellen Cleghorn(one of the worst cast members of all time), Eddie Murphy, Garret Morriswho am i missing?People like to kill Germans Germans like to kill People Damon Wayans 

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Tenbatsuzen

01-22-2006, 07:30 AM

quote: Exactly.
Most of SNL is garbage because the hosts typically don't get it, yet
the show is centered around them. Most of the greatest sketches have
little to do with the host of the week, if at all.And yes, I
think all the guys I named above are hysterical on the show. They are
genuinely funny in that environment, and it brings out the humor in
everyone else, too, like Eli said. 

  
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hysterical bits.  Mike Jordan pornography, the Stuart Smalley bit,
"I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate", and Sloppy Clark Kent.   

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01-22-2006, 07:40 AM

So it sounds to me like a good host and show comes down to a very important quality in everyone's life:

The ability to laugh at yourself and just have fun regardless of what people will think.

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nevnut

01-22-2006, 08:13 AM

That was the best damn Jesse impersonation I've ever seen.Don't you get a good joke?????????????<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

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01-22-2006, 10:23 AM

Death Metal Moe

01-22-2006, 10:25 AM

Does anyone else here find the "Carol!" bits to be fucking hillarious? The fact that they have Horatio Sanz being this fatass, horny, white-trash woman is fucking great. I'm Carol!!ÿÿÿ

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Does he laugh like a rotund mongoloid in every sketch still?

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SatCam

01-22-2006, 10:37 AM

Does he laugh like a rotund mongoloid in every sketch still?
Yea, that makes it even funnier.

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01-22-2006, 10:47 AM

I'm glad you saw my response was in white text, this fucking tool problem wouldn't let me edit it back to black.

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tele7

02-02-2006, 09:40 PM

This week Steve Martin and Prince.  I have always been a fan of the show, but lately it sucks.  The new cast members seem talented enough to make a sketch remotely funny, but it's not happening. 

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Reephdweller

02-03-2006, 04:16 AM

I happen to like this season better than the previous seasons. It's not exactly there yet, though they are building up for some great shows. I mean when Farley, Spade and the others first got on it wasn't exactly great either though the show eventually found it's rhythm. I read an enterview with Lorne Michaels who said it's in a transition stage right now and I have to agree. It's sort've getting there. What I like best about it is that they're giving the new performers the chance to make something of themselves right off the bat which is great.I like Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell, Darrell Hammond and Will Forte, I'm not saying the sketches are great, but I can see they're building to some good stuff.<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/" target="blank">Spread The Osirus...</a><a href="http://www.myspace.com/reefdweller" target="blank">Reef on MySpace</a>Right now you could care less about me... but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done

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fezident

02-03-2006, 11:32 AM

I agree with Reef.There is a strategy here.  They went out and found some FUNNY new talent, and they are given lots of airtime to try stuff out and basically, to get the lay of the land. With the exception of Chris Parnell who is NEVER* funny...this is a strong cast. *Narnia rap video excluded.<img src="http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9655/hypnotoadsigname29qq.gif" border="0" /> "Shut up Paul-O. Just go with the bit."

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pennington

02-03-2006, 04:55 PM

quote: This week Steve Martin and Prince.  I'm actually looking forward to SNL for a change. Steve Martin always goes all out. He "gets" the show and he's a writer himself.

TheMojoPin

02-03-2006, 09:37 PM

Prince's new single is ass-slappingly good.  I'll suffer through SNL and Steve Martin (they guy hasn't been funny in at least 10 years) for it.Though I agree the show should be good again in a year or so.  The core of the current cast is pretty awesome, and they usually manage at least one or two purely hilarious skits each week at this point.

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02-03-2006, 09:46 PM

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Fallon

02-06-2006, 10:32 AM

God damn Steve Martin SUCKED!!Worst show of the year. 

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02-06-2006, 10:44 AM

God damn Prince ROCKED!!Best show of the year. 

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tele7

03-04-2006, 07:40 PM

Here we go again.  Hope this will be a good one.

kevcala

03-04-2006, 07:42 PM

This baby toupee thing is kind of funny.EDIT: and it's all downhill from there 

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tele7

03-04-2006, 08:08 PM

ouch

kevcala

03-04-2006, 08:15 PM

WTF is wrong with Fall out Boy's sound?(this is not about there musical style, but about the 'house' sound" youch!

kevcala

03-04-2006, 08:16 PM

WTF! (fallout boy sound)

tele7

03-04-2006, 08:19 PM

They usually sound like that live.  Too overdiven, sloppy and over excited.

Sheeplovr

03-04-2006, 08:21 PM

My Friend told me they always blow it live cause there not good
musicians that must also explains for that stupid jumping around some
body is going to get hurt

kevcala

03-04-2006, 08:29 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: My Friend told me they always blow it live cause there not good
musicians 
That kind of sucks, I was really digging them hoping we can start getting out of this ultra produced sound that's been so prevelant in music today.  Granted, they weren't my favorite band, but I would like to see more popular music going back to bands just being people with instruments.

kevcala

03-04-2006, 08:51 PM

I'm watching the second performance, and as a plus, at least singer can hit the notes (pretty much) that he does on the radio. That's more than you can say for some "bands".EDIT: But the rest of the band sounds way to overdriven . . kind of embarrasing actually.  

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dweezler

03-04-2006, 10:48 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: My Friend told me they always blow it live cause there not good musicians that must also explains for that stupid jumping around some body is going to get hurt My band played with fallout boy in like 2001, and they stunk on ice.

tele7

03-04-2006, 11:54 PM

kevcala wrote: I'm watching the second performance, and as a plus, at least singer can hit the notes (pretty much) that he does on the radio.That's more than you can say for some "bands".EDIT: But the rest of the band sounds way to overdriven . . kind of embarrasing actually.  This message was edited by kevcala on 3-5-06 @ 12:52 AM  Too, and yes it is.

fezident

03-05-2006, 02:40 AM

Concious effort on their part to NOT be in tune.  Their attitude is "get it right in the studio but let it all hang out on stage".  They also feel that "the songs are good enough to stand on their own so, might as well put on a show for the people in the cheap seats".  That's practically a quote from an interview I read.

tele7

04-29-2006, 07:54 PM

Best of Robert Smigel on SNL now.  Just passing it on..

Doctor Manhattan

05-08-2006, 04:31 AM

RHCP.Anyone enjoy them anymore?

cougarjake13

05-08-2006, 02:00 PM

Doctor Manhattan wrote: RHCP.Anyone enjoy them anymore?haven't for a while but i do like the new song but i would want to listen to a few songs on the new album before i buy it

Patches

05-10-2006, 03:28 PM

Another Hilarious SNL Digital Short- Don't Cut My Testicles, starring Tom Hanks!<a href="http://www.dailysixer.com/mytesticles.shtml">http://www.dailysixer.com/mytesticles.shtml</a>

Sheeplovr

05-10-2006, 04:01 PM

Another Hilarious SNL Digital Short- Don't Cut My Testicles, starring Tom Hanks!thats
nothing someone find the best part of the show the arm tennis sketch at
the end of the show after the second chillie peppers preformance

fezident

05-14-2006, 08:27 AM

Last nights "The Learing Annex: How To Setup A Myspace Account" was killer.  Great skit.  Look for it on youtube if you missed it.

Fallon

05-14-2006, 10:37 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">fezident wrote: Last nights "The Learing Annex: How To Setup A Myspace Account" was killer. Great skit. Look for it on youtube if you missed it.<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Yeah it was the best of the night. That and Gore. The Morning Show skit wasn't too bad either.

JLD looked real good, more so with that blond wig.

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pennington

05-15-2006, 07:55 AM

Fallon wrote: fezident wrote: Last nights "The Learing Annex: How To Setup A Myspace Account" was killer. Great skit. Look for it on youtube if you missed it.  Yeah it was the best of the night. That and Gore. The Morning Show skit wasn't too bad either. I agree.  The show is starting to have it's moments again. Of course, now that they're starting to hit some sort of rhythm, the season is over next week.Next season I hope they totally re-do Weekend Update. What once was the strongest part of the show is now the weakest.

Reephdweller

05-15-2006, 07:19 PM

I love the Weekend Updates with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I think the two of them are very funny.

fezident

05-15-2006, 11:53 PM

I seriously believe that this last epsidoe was one of the all time greats.  Every skit was funny.  None of them had that "okaaaay....this is going nowhere...wrap it up" problem that happens quite often on SNL.  Paul Simon was a bit boring but, other than that.... a super strong ep. 

Sheeplovr

05-16-2006, 04:48 AM

I seriously believe that this last epsidoe was one of the all time
greats.  Every skit was funny.  None of them had that "okaaaay....this
is going nowhere...wrap it up" problem that happens quite often on
SNL.  Paul Simon was a bit boring but, other than that.... a super
strong ep. he
said what i wanted to say edit out paul simon and Finess mitchel on
weekend update and you got a top notch program It's way more enjoyable
if you recorded it andcan skip those parts

Marc with a c

05-20-2006, 08:10 PM

turn on snl immediately. nelly furtado is one fine lookinf woman

Reephdweller

05-21-2006, 05:04 AM

That Falconer bit with pretty much the entire cast was very funny.Plus Weekend Update was great as usual...also Tina Fey shaking her fine ass!!

cougarjake13

05-21-2006, 07:01 AM

evedder wrote: turn on snl immediately. nelly furtado is one fine lookinf woman anyone got pics of her from last night ???

fezident

05-21-2006, 08:23 AM

When the show comes back from a commercial break, a picture of the host appears on-screen for a few seconds.  Does anybody know of a website where I can view/download those photos?

Fallon

05-21-2006, 11:22 AM

She looked so good on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bOz4TY-aOc" target="_blank">SNL</a>. And looks just as hot in the her <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdGOtzpxTp0">new video</a>.Really
funny show last night, I like the assholes and the falconer was funny.
Had the feeling they'd have to go to the women and black cast members
soon. Update was on it's game too. Really solid finale.

pennington

05-21-2006, 12:04 PM

There also was a very good parody skit of "The Usual Suspects" with Kevin Spacey and Andy Samberg.I think this was the end for Tina Fey, that's why they gave her the send off and she was wearing a sweatshirt that said THANK YOU during the closing credits.  Her SNL-type show "30 Rock", which she writes and stars in, was picked up by NBC for the fall schedule.  I doubt she'll be able to do both shows.

fezident

05-21-2006, 12:31 PM

Fallon wrote:  Really funny show last night, I like the assholes and the falconer was funny. Had the feeling they'd have to go to the women and black cast members soon. Update was on it's game too. Really solid finale.I was reeeally hoping that they would actually keep going and that we'd eventually see members from past seasons in that skit.  If, out of nowhere, Will Ferrel, Dana Carvey, Christopher Guest, & Dan Aykroyd appeared ....that would've made for one helluva season finale. EDIT: Yeah, I think that this is the end of the Tina Fey stint.

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