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Bulldogcakes

10-06-2005, 05:26 PM

Link (http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml) 
 Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of
us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go
and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God
would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did.
And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the
Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get
peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'" 

 

Abu Mazen
was at the same meeting and recounts how President Bush told him: "I
have a moral and religious obligation. So I will get you a Palestinian
state." 

 
 
 
 

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FUNKMAN

10-06-2005, 05:29 PM

i just saw that headline on Yahoo...   the terrorists are on a mission from god too. who's god is gonna winreligion sucks!

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HBox

10-06-2005, 05:32 PM

So what you are telling me is that to change things
we don't need to elect a new President, we need to elect a new God? How
would we even go about doing that? 

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Bulldogcakes

10-06-2005, 05:41 PM

I'll have you know I posted this with you in mind H-Box. I knew you'd love it. Isn't
it amazing how the worst enemies of every president end up being proved
right sooner or later? I mean, I figured out early on that he was a
frat boy, but this stuff I thought was overstated. Until now. 
Check out the Louis Freeh discussion, Clinton really was a selfish prick. Like his worst critics made him out to be. 


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'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald



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SatCam

10-06-2005, 05:48 PM

What a phoney!  I was talking to God last night and he said that he didn't tell Bush ANY of that stuff figures! <img height="172" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" width="280" border="0" />

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HBox

10-06-2005, 05:50 PM

The funny part about this is I'd bet those guys
thought they were doing Bush a favor by saying that. 

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bobrobot

10-06-2005, 05:56 PM

That stupid fucking President got it wrong again, he's on a mission from Dog...<img title="petey is DOG!!!" height="200" alt="petey is DOG!!!" src="http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/petey1.jpg" width="170" border="0" />

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A.J.

10-06-2005, 11:02 PM

the terrorists are on a mission from god too. who's god is gonna winIt's the same God.  It's more like "whose way of worshipping God is gonna win"?

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Furtherman

10-07-2005, 05:30 AM

This is nothing new from Bush.  When he was governer of Texas he told his people at a meeting that god wanted him to be president of the United States.Moron.  Absolute.  Total.

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Death Metal Moe

10-07-2005, 06:18 AM

I wish I could send people to blow up God.  He's a fucking dick.

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FUNKMAN

10-07-2005, 07:50 AM

It's the same God. and you know this how?

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DarkHippie

10-07-2005, 09:34 AM

Is he putting the band back together?

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Batch^Master

10-07-2005, 10:09 AM

So what the hell makes that bastard a blues brother all of a sudden,I
never seen him playin no harmonica,and where the hell are his
shades,fucking liar!!! 

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tele7

10-07-2005, 10:07 PM

quote: That stupid fucking President got it wrong again, he's on a mission from Dog...<img title="petey is DOG!!!" height="200" alt="petey is DOG!!!" src="http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/petey1.jpg" width="170" border="0" /><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/SpongeBoboGolemPants.jpg" border="0" />If I got a biscuit, you get half !Earth 2 

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A.J.

10-07-2005, 10:13 PM

furie

10-07-2005, 10:18 PM

he got you there 

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FUNKMAN

10-08-2005, 08:01 AM

" he told me "did he have a manly voice or was it more of a falsetto?

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tele7

10-08-2005, 12:30 PM

is he a slob like one of us?

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skullcrush

10-08-2005, 04:11 PM

god talks to me sometimes. the last thing he told me was, "hey, nobodys looking, go tuch that kid". i just wish he told the judge he gave permission .

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Bulldogcakes

10-09-2005, 07:05 AM

Thats not God, Skullcrush. Thats the Devil in an angel suit. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-09-2005, 07:51 AM

quote: Thats not God, Skullcrush. Thats the Devil in an angel suit. Thats not God, Skullcrush. Thats the Devil in an angel suit. <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetBulldogcakes3.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My site Bully Baby</a> "A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonaldAnd he never looked prettier. 

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FUNKMAN

10-09-2005, 01:50 PM

Thats the Devil in an angel suit. he's been seen in a blue dress as well...

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bobrobot

10-09-2005, 02:37 PM

quote: quote: That stupid fucking President got it wrong again, he's on a mission from Dog...<img title="petey is DOG!!!" height="200" alt="petey is DOG!!!" src="http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/petey1.jpg" width="170" border="0" />Earth 2  the scaryiest thing to me is, as long as BU$H is around, i dont know which earth is earth2!!!<img title="BU$H" height="200" alt="BU$H" src="http://www.20six.de/pub/fessers/bush_war_is_peace.jpg" width="200" border="0" />(pretzels are kryptonite to him) <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/46958/Message/ww.bobogolem.com" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.bobogolem.com/" target="_blank"><img height="100" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/SpongeBoboGolemPants.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></a>If I got a biscuit, you get half ! 

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Batch^Master

10-09-2005, 05:44 PM

quote:quote: quote: That stupid fucking President got it wrong again, he's on a mission from Dog... 
Earth 2 the scaryiest thing to me is, as long as BU$H is around, i dont know which earth is earth2!!! 
(pretzels are kryptonite to him) 
If I got a biscuit, you get half ! 

This message was edited by bobogolem on 10-9-05 @ 6:44 PM Bush is a dick on earth2 

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A.J.

10-10-2005, 03:33 AM

quote:  quote: It's the same God.   and you know this how?<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif" border="0" /> To answer your question seriously, here are some good summaries:<a href="http://chinese-school.netfirms.com/Judaism-Christianity-Islam.html">http://chinese-school.netfirms.com/Judaism-Christianity-Islam.html</a>   <a href="http://www.religionfacts.com/islam/comparison_charts/islam_judaism_christianity.htm">http://www.religionfacts.com/islam/comparison_charts/islam_judaism_christianity.htm</a>For the differences between Sunni and Shia Muslims:<a href="http://www.religionfacts.com/islam/comparison_charts/islamic_sects.htm">http://www.religionfacts.com/islam/comparison_charts/islamic_sects.htm</a>  

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bobrobot

10-10-2005, 04:55 AM

quote: Bush is a dick on earth2  WOW, What is he on Earth 1, a menstruating whale snatch???<img title="humpback" height="161" alt="humpback" src="http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/humpback/images/top_pic3.jpg" width="198" border="0" /> <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/SpongeBoboGolemPants.jpg" border="0" />If I got a biscuit, you get half ! 

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Furtherman

10-12-2005, 11:29 AM

<a href="http://gprime.net/video.php/presidentialspeechalist" target="_blank">There may be a genuis behind George W.</a>

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XMRonFez

10-12-2005, 12:17 PM

How do we know he's not really getting messages from the devil? I can't tell them apart. <img height="212" src="http://homepage.mac.com/lpd/images/burns.gif" width="151" border="0" /> <img height="212" src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/77/039_34500_a.jpg" width="151" border="0" />

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tele7

10-12-2005, 06:13 PM

quote: How do we know he's not really getting messages from the devil? I can't tell them apart. <img height="212" src="http://homepage.mac.com/lpd/images/burns.gif" width="151" border="0" /> <img height="212" src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/77/039_34500_a.jpg" width="151" border="0" /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg" border="0" /> The messages are from God.  Cheney is too busy.

HBox

10-13-2005, 08:56 AM

Here's a little nugget from Bush's latest poll
numbers: he has a 2% approval rating from Afircan Americans. That's not
a typo, it's really 2%. 

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TheMojoPin

10-13-2005, 10:44 AM

George Bush doesn't care about black people's approval ratings.

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newport king

10-13-2005, 05:24 PM

i don't like george bush. but there's nothing i can do about it. we just have to wait till this term is over. we already lost that battle.i'd really love to see him just come clean. how great would that be. just tell middle america you played their ass in order to get their vote. the whole neo-conservatives are losing their shit with his heel turn. just come out and say "i talk to god all the time", "so what i picked a woman that has no qualifications for the supreme court", "i really don't care about black people".it'd be a nice peter griffin-esque last episode of grind my gears "fuck you america".

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10-14-2005, 09:53 AM

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