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[Saintmickey]

<p>A picture of a bra...is not allowed?</p><p>Ron and Fez...well RON would be ashamed.</p><p>For administrator</p><p>techniques to pee standing</p><h4 class="documentDates">page updated: 26-Apr-2005</h4><div class="content"><!--this container exists only because IE breaks floated margins--><div class="topic"><!-- page content included--><h3>Basic tutorial for women to pee standing</h3><ol><li>Prepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you've been into hot chilis, motor oil, or germ phobias. </li><li>Use your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See <a href="#tips">below for tips</a>. </li><li>Pee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble. </li><li>Wipe yourself if necessary. </li><li>Return your toilet seat and clothing to their standard, locked positions and wash your hands. </li></ol><h3><a name="tips"></a>Tips and troubleshooting for peeing standing up</h3><p><strong>To get a smooth stream</strong> of urine, as opposed to one that goes down your leg or sprays in all directions, adjust the way you spread your lips (inner labia). Many women need to lift the labia up to get a smooth stream, but I don't. Spreading too far or not far enough can make your urine spray. It just takes a little practice to get a feel for what works.</p><p><strong>To aim</strong>, steer with your hips, not by pulling on your labia. Pulling your labia out of their optimal position can cause your urine to spray. Consistent bladder pressure also helps with aim.</p><p><strong>Tidy places to practice</strong> are in the shower (use the drain as a practice target) or outside.</p><h3>How I learned to pee standing</h3><p>In about 1998 I learned to pee standing from a tutorial at restrooms.org that now redirects to the commercial TravelMate site. To make sure the technique remains freely available, I posted my own tutorial.</p><p>The entertaining tale of <a href="http://www.ampnet.co.uk/femorabilia/pee_standing.html">The Princess and the Pee</a> contains a reprint of the restrooms.org tutorial, from which I learned.</p><!-- end page content--><p class="to-top"><a href="#top">back to top</a></p><!-- page numbers--><div class="pageNums"><div class="pageMarker">Page:</div><div class="currentPage">1</div><div class="blank"><!--gives the parent div a size if the longest child element is floated out of normal flow--></div></div><!-- end page numbers--></div><!-- cross references and side notes included--><p class="aside">There are several devices available to help women pee standing. See:<br /><a href="http://pee-zees.tripod.com/">Pee-Zee</a> (<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/reviews/products/pee-zee/">my review</a>),<br /><a href="http://whizzy4you.com/">Whizzy</a>,<br /><a href="http://travelmateinfo.com/">TravelMate</a>,<br /><a href="http://www.urinelle.biz/">Urinelle</a>, and<br /><a href="http://freshette.com/">Freshette</a>. </p><!-- end cross refs and notes--><!--adBrite ads included--><div><h4>Approved ads:</h4><a href="http://3.adbrite.com/mb/click.php?sid=28337&banner_id=10134543&cpc=&ssc=1202479b141d3f2b30c843bfc5323144" target="_top"><strong><span class="adHeadline">Stimulate your PDA</span></strong></a><br /><a href="http://3.adbrite.com/mb/click.php?sid=28337&banner_id=10134543&cpc=&ssc=1202479b141d3f2b30c843bfc5323144" target="_top"><span class="adText">Erotic Stories &amp; Novels from Loose Id</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://3.adbrite.com/mb/click.php?sid=28337&banner_id=10128863&cpc=302e3030303030303030&ssc=4a1505fe85dc77772025d34c55bb1aa9" target="_top"><strong><span class="adHeadline">Fishy Vaginal Odor?</span></strong></a><br /><a href="http://3.adbrite.com/mb/click.php?sid=28337&banner_id=10128863&cpc=302e3030303030303030&ssc=4a1505fe85dc77772025d34c55bb1aa9" target="_top"><span class="adText">Eliminate Every Trace Of Va

[Snoogans]

<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">A picture of a bra...is not allowed?</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>no, stupid, the nipples that you can see through the bra is what's not allowed.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>LEARN HOW TO READ&nbsp;</p>

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[Saintmickey]

techniques to pee standing...YOU NEED THIS TOO OBVIOUSLY. <h4 class="documentDates">page updated: 26-Apr-2005 </h4><div class="content"><!--this container exists only because IE breaks floated margins--><div class="topic"><!-- page content included--><h3>Basic tutorial for women to pee standing</h3><ol><li>Prepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you've been into hot chilis, motor oil, or germ phobias. </li><li>Use your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See <a href="#tips"><font color="#800080">below for tips</font></a>. </li><li>Pee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble. </li><li>Wipe yourself if necessary. </li><li>Return your toilet seat and clothing to their standard, locked positions and wash your hands. </li></ol><h3><a name="tips"></a>Tips and troubleshooting for peeing standing up</h3><p><strong>To get a smooth stream</strong> of urine, as opposed to one that goes down your leg or sprays in all directions, adjust the way you spread your lips (inner labia). Many women need to lift the labia up to get a smooth stream, but I don't. Spreading too far or not far enough can make your urine spray. It just takes a little practice to get a feel for what works.</p><p><strong>To aim</strong>, steer with your hips, not by pulling on your labia. Pulling your labia out of their optimal position can cause your urine to spray. Consistent bladder pressure also helps with aim.</p><p><strong>Tidy places to practice</strong> are in the shower (use the drain as a practice target) or outside.</p><h3>How I learned to pee standing</h3><p>In about 1998 I learned to pee standing from a tutorial at restrooms.org that now redirects to the commercial TravelMate site. To make sure the technique remains freely available, I posted my own tutorial.</p><p>The entertaining tale of <a href="http://www.ampnet.co.uk/femorabilia/pee_standing.html">The Princess and the Pee</a> contains a reprint of the restrooms.org tutorial, from which I learned.</p><!-- end page content--><p class="to-top"><a href="#top"><font color="#800080">back to top</font></a></p><!-- page numbers--><div class="pageNums"><div class="pageMarker">Page:</div><div class="currentPage">1</div><div class="blank"><!--gives the parent div a size if the longest child element is floated out of normal flow--></div></div><!-- end page numbers--></div><!-- cross references and side notes included--><p class="aside">There are several devices available to help women pee standing. See:<br /><a href="http://pee-zees.tripod.com/">Pee-Zee</a> (<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/reviews/products/pee-zee/">my review</a>),<br /><a href="http://whizzy4you.com/">Whizzy</a>,<br /><a href="http://travelmateinfo.com/">TravelMate</a>,<br /><a href="http://www.urinelle.biz/">Urinelle</a>, and<br /><a href="http://freshette.com/">Freshette</a>. </p><!-- end cross refs and notes--><!--adBrite ads included--><div><h4>Approved ads:</h4><a href="http://3.adbrite.com/mb/click.php?sid=28337&banner_id=10134543&cpc=&ssc=1202479b141d3f2b30c843bfc5323144" target="_top"><strong><span class="adHeadline">Stimulate your PDA</span></strong></a><br /><a href="http://3.adbrite.com/mb/click.php?sid=28337&banner_id=10134543&cpc=&ssc=1202479b141d3f2b30c843bfc5323144" target="_top"><span class="adText">Erotic Stories &amp; Novels from Loose Id</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://3.adbrite.com/mb/click.php?sid=28337&banner_id=10128863&cpc=302e3030303030303030&ssc=4a1505fe85dc77772025d34c55bb1aa9" target="_top"><strong><span class="adHeadline">Fishy Vaginal Odor?</span></strong></a><br /><a href="http://3.adbrite.com/mb/click.php?sid=28337&banner_id=10128863&cpc=302e3030303030303030&ssc=4a1505fe85dc77772025d34c55bb1aa9" target="_top"><span class="adText">Eliminate Every Trace Of Vaginal Odor With Enzara&trade;<

[Snoogans]

YOUR POSTS DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE. Stop tryin to &quot;shock&quot; people by babling incoherently about stupid bullshit <br />


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[Saintmickey]

<p>MODERATOR EDIT: OK, if the big deal was getting this to R&amp;F, why not e-mail it to them in the first place?</p><p>The nudity isn't allowed because we want to try and keep this site &quot;safe for work&quot; as much as possible.&nbsp; Posting porn left and right blocks it from a lot of people's computers at work or school.&nbsp; Just link to any pics with porn off the board&nbsp;and label them &quot;NSFW&quot; (not safe for work) and it's cool.&nbsp; Calm down.</p><p>-Mojo</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 10-12-05 @ 6:11 PM</font>

[JustJon]

Mickey, you have a problem, you can AIM me at JonNeedsSN.&nbsp; Till then, please change your signature.<br />

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