ron and fez scavenger hunt

[eggers]

first of, im new to the board so a little about myself: my name is jim. i'm 22. and i'm pretty much average at most things (except for driving where i'm somewhat above average). i'm pretty shy and don't talk much. i listen to wnew a lot. sometimes i read (right now i'm reading white teeth, by zadie smith). besides, listening to wnew and reading, i also like to call up random people in the white pages and ask them weird questions in weird voices (i do a great dr. evil impression); many times they answer; other times, they hang up.

but i'm not going to be a leach! this message board is not about me and my own individual pleasurement; this message board is about ron and fez and the ron and fez show (weekdays 7pm to 11pm, wnew)!

so what i am going to do - being the good person that i am (multiple people included mother and bobbo have told me that i am a good person and i'm basing my statements on the honest word of these individuals) - is to contributed; to contribute show ideas and thoughs; critic and analyze; praise and ponder; to help improve the show; make it better than it is (although it still is the best thing going today, woah!).

and in this post i will put forth one prudent show idea; the show: a scavenger hunt.

ok, so that is my idea (in the future, there will be more ideas). u guys can come up with the specifics (just remember to give me credit because i always like taking credit always).

thank you and good luck and good bless america.

jim eggers

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[girl germs]

i am gonna steal your idea.


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[girl germs]

hey everybody, i've got a great idea for the ron and fez show!

a scavenger hunt!! doesn't that sound fun?? it sure does.

please don't steal my idea. oh yeah, don't forget to give me credit for it.

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[FMJeff]

Please post bit requests in the Feedback forum.

I'm moving it there.

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
http://www.foundrymusic.com

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[eggers]

just like aerosmith brought down napster, i will bring down those who try to steal (or rather take credit for) my ideas.

my weapon of choice: the use of polite words put together to form a comperehensive sentence outlying my disgust.

here goes:

I sincerely hope that you stop taking credit for my ideas because it is imperitive that corporations profit off the public because this is america god dam it and I hope that you stop taking credit for my idea.

Thank you and good luck,
Jim Eggers

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[TooCute]

Girl Germs, what an utterly
fantastic idea! I'm going to
steal it!


no..... really... they are
fun, but it'd have to be damn
whacky. I mean, we did a few
of those while I was in high
school (you know, like 10
points for grabbing a
stranger's ass, 30 points for
trying on a wedding dress, etc
etc documented on film) and
while they were fun, I don't
know how exciting they'd be
now that I'm not 15 anymore.

But I'm sure you could come up
with some good stuff! :)

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Thanks WWFallon, you rule!!

[Circus Boy]

Hey guys i have a great idea!

How about a Ron and Fez Scavenger Hunt..i think i'll email Al right now with the details

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Compliments of WWFallon.

[Fallon]

You know I was just watching TV and got to thinking, wouldn't it be cool if their was a Ron and Fez Scavenger Hunt?

I rushed right to my PC when I thought of this, I haven't even read the posts above mine I was so excited!!!

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That F'n Good!

[girl germs]

dude! you bastards are stealing my idea!

please stop it! right now!

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This message was edited by girl germs on 10-15-01 @ 3:52 AM

[IkeaBoy]

Just sitting here in darkness, I looked out my window and noticed there were things out there. Things that could be used well in a scavenger hunt. Now if it was a Ron and Fez based scavenger hunt- we might have something.

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

I apologize for my awful call Thursday, I stink.

[HordeKing1]

You know it's funny. I was conceptualizing the time stream when all of a second I had an epipheny!

What the show needs is a scavenger hunt!

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/hking2

[rmw]

Hey Eggheaders:

Thanks for the bio. You forgot to mention your blood type.

"And the meek shall inheret the earth."

[RF Godfather]

HordeKing1, what a great idea? A scavenger hunt! Ingenious. Only you could think of something that inventive. I bow to thee once again.

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Thanks WWFallon.

[TooCute]

in all seriousness. what sort
of R&F items would be on the
list? Some balls? A box of
staples? A burger from the
hard rock?

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Thanks WWFallon, you rule!!

[eggers]

apparently everyone has forgotten (or perhaps never knew) who i am. so, for those of you who have been locked up the past three years (or for those of you who simply never watch the news or read a newspaper) here's a little history lesson:

my name is jim eggers. i'm one of the nine best message board posters in the world (and, yes, i can name the other eight, and, no, none of the other eight post here). i made my name during the lewinsky scandal back in the day when message board posting was an obscure hobby. today, people follow me from message board to message board to see what i post. i call these people "groupies" because they are usually in small "groups."

i made message board posting! this message board and all others would not be here if it weren't for me thank you very much. i am to message boards what richard hatch is to survivor; what nostradamus is to prophecy; what beckham is to soccer.

so offers were made far and wide; many wanted me to post on their boards.

affirmitive action groups offered me the governership of ohio if i posted on their message board.

pro-choice groups offered me lots of sex if i posted on their message boards.

opie and anthony offered me britney spears and another teen to be named later if i posted on their message board.

the sportsguys who are not really rich and have little to give offered me an hour on their show each day to promote my propoganda (my propoganda deals with the pyramids at giza and i don't want to talk about my propoganda!)

but i chose ronfez.net; i chose it because i have ethics (credit mr. sweeten @ thhs - class of '97); i liked the ron and fez show; and hey, why not, im a big star already; why not just post where i want to post; just for the fun of it.

well, it ain't fun. after an uplifiting post, my dreams and hopes were shattered; in the ron and fez message board no less; others, stealing my ideas. taking credit for what is mine. did i feel cheated? yes, i felt cheated. it was my idea god dam it and it was an awesome idea: a scavenger hunt. to be played out sometime in the future on the ron and fez show (weekdays 7pm - 11pm, wnew [NY]).

so, to make a long story short, i'm willing to put it all behind me - the cheating, the lying, the deception. all i want is credit.

else, i would leave. and that wouln'd be a good thing. am i saying that i am bigger than the ron and fez show? yes, i am saying that i am bigger than the ron and fez show. i am one of the nine best message board posters in the world no less and i want to honor and prestige that goes along with the position.

thank you, good luck, and god bless america,
jim eggers

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[rmw]

Mr. Eggheaders:

Are you Humpty Dumpty?

"And the meek shall inheret the earth."

[TomPoo]

hey eggers, great story, but

STOP taking credit for girl germs idea!!!!

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[iscream22]

Nice idear.

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[IkeaBoy]

i'm one of the nine best message board posters in the world (and, yes, i can name the other eight, and, no, none of the other eight post here) My God I've heard of you and have admired you for years. You not only post stories but you make witty comments too! Guys bow to him. He is to message board posting what Zero Cool is to the world of Hacking.

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

I apologize for my awful call Thursday, I stink.

[JustJon]

just like aerosmith brought down napster
uuuhhhh... that was metallica...

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[Lisa Croft]

I wish I had the last 8 minutes of my life back.

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/lisasig

[reeshy]

I want to thank everyone on the board for helping me with my idea of a Ron&Fez scavenger hunt. Don't worry-I will give credit where credit is due.
Thank You.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Hey eggers. QUICK HINT, ASSWIPE. Any posts over 4 lines, I DON'T READ, and I'm not sure if the others would waste time on them either.

I ONLY read long posts from rugulars, casue I KNOW they have a POINT! And I don't like you, so that kills it to.

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[JustJon]

hey moe, that gives me an idea. wouldn't a ron and fez scavenger hunt be cool? I'm a genius!

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[JazzTrumpet]

Eggers...

You are a tool.

Are you out of your mind or what?

First, if you were one of the nine best posters in the world, I would think that your sentence structure, the way you organize your ideas, and your basic grammar would be stellar; they are not.
Can you tell me how you are one of the world's nine best posters? What did you do to earn this title?

Your posts are lame at best!

Also, you said that Ron and Fez should do a scavenger hunt; fine. That may or may not be a good idea. But you gave no detail whatsoever. That makes your idea not worthy of any recognition.
If someone states, "I think there should be a new kind of car engine," and then I go out and build it; guess who the millionaire is? Not the person who made the idol statement.

And what is it with giving out your life biography?
No one cares!
Build up a reputation on the board and then you can share some of your life with the others. Remember, it is the computer, and anyone can be anyone they have enough imagination to dream up.

I wish this message board logged IP numbers...if any of the mods, admins, or the webmaster can help me out on that one, it would be great...;).
They can solve a lot of your message board problems.

Anyway, Eggers...your lameness is apparent in your posting and most likelly your everyday life.

...yeah...so, anyway...

Peace

Phil

[JustJon]

Hey Phil, chill. Yeah the intro was kinda toolish, but the scavenger hunt isn't really a bad idea.

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[JazzTrumpet]

sorry, wasnt dissing the idea...
just the arogence associated with it...
the idea could be great...

Peace

Phil

[TheGameHHH]

Guys, I was wondering if like maybe we could help out the show a bit. So while I was thinking up ideas I realized there was something that we all used to do in high school that was kinda fun. A Scavenger Hunt! Let me know what you all think.