'Babies for sale' on Chinese eBay [Archive]

Bulldogcakes

10-20-2005, 03:31 PM

<a target="blank" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4359570.stm"> Story</a>
Chinese police are investigating a report of
attempted baby trafficking on an internet auction site, according to a
state-owned newspaper. 
 
   Cool! I'll have the little Chinese baby girl with black bean sauce and an egg roll on the side. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 03:42 PM

Were they licensed Ebay Baby Resellers?

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 03:42 PM

HA!  I accidentally made the PERFECT name for the site!E Baby!

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Bulldogcakes

10-20-2005, 03:49 PM

E-Baby. Nice! Moe, of course, can direct us to the reliable Baby sellers on E-Bay. And warn us which ones to stay away from. Boys were advertised for 28,000 yuan ($3,450) while
girls were offered for 13,000 yuan ($1,603), Eachnet manager Tang Lei
told the China Daily.I
tell ya, for about 10 grand you can get yourself a whole little "Brady
Bunch". Not bad. Do the little bastards do dishes and laundry? 

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Tall_James

10-20-2005, 03:50 PM

I left negative feedback because the kid was delivered with a full diaper.

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 03:53 PM

Wow.  Even in the disgusting world of baby sales, girls are still treated poorly. 

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Hottub

10-20-2005, 03:54 PM

Just got mine delivered today!Quick shipping. Well Packed!   But I think he's got a little bit of Jaundice.

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 03:57 PM

Dear Pang.I would like to dispute your description left for auction Y882998022325.  You listed "Young baby in LIKE NEW condition" but shipped me some middle aged guy who says he's your cousin.  He eats like a horse and won't get a job to pay for rent.  I want my money back and a call tag sent for me to ship your merchandise back.  Please resolve this matter with me, I don't want to have alert E-Baby about this and possibly have your selling license revoked.Thank you,Death Metal Moe

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Patches

10-20-2005, 03:57 PM

Selling babies is disgusting!!!In our country we only advertise on their heads!<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ADVERTISE-ON-BRENDANS-HEAD-Plagiocephaly-helmet_W0QQitemZ5622265914QQcategoryZ102333QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem">http://cgi.ebay.com/ADVERTISE-ON-BRENDANS-HEAD-Plagiocephaly-helmet_W0QQitemZ5622265914QQcategoryZ102333QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem</a>

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 03:57 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!THIS AUCTION STILL LIVE!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 03:59 PM

But I think he's got a little bit of Jaundice.AAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!What's the "Inappropriate Bell" aquivilent for Oriental jokes?  Maybe a crazy cymbal or some fireworks?

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 04:01 PM

Babies L Us! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Hottub

10-20-2005, 04:08 PM

What's the "Inappropriate Bell" equivalent for Oriental jokes?  Maybe a crazy cymbal or some fireworks?Moe, you insensitive BASTARD!!Oriental refers to objects. Oriental rugs, pictures, etc.The people are referred to as ASIANS!!Insensitive Gong for you, my friend!!

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Bulldogcakes

10-20-2005, 04:08 PM

<img width="242" height="365" border="0" src="http://www.worldwideangle.net/data/portraiture/e18pix.jpg" /> "No! No more babies. All sold out! I give you nice turtle $2.""You want baby, I get you nice fresh one tomorrow. Still have umbirical chord"" 


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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 04:11 PM

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Hottub

10-20-2005, 04:23 PM

NICE!!!

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Hottub

10-20-2005, 04:25 PM

As a quick aside, I am betting Moe gets to 20K before I reach 3.5K.Dirty Who-ah!!

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

Tall_James

10-20-2005, 04:28 PM

I ordered the magical growing Chinese girl.  Didn't realize that I had to pay for extensive surgical procedures.  DO YOUR E-BABY HOMEWORK !!!<img height="300" src="http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0606/4574471_400X300.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 04:31 PM

Come on Tall James, don't play dumb now!  The site is written in plain Engrish. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 04:35 PM

I mean...Come on Tarr James, don't pray dumb now!  The site is written in prain Engrish. 

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Tall_James

10-20-2005, 04:48 PM

So sorry. Time to dance....<img height="189" src="http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper333/stills/9p8fo44w.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

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Bulldogcakes

10-20-2005, 04:49 PM

I mean...
Come on Tarr James, don't pray dumb now!  The site is written in prain Engrish. 

 Moe just earned himself a . .   <img width="240" height="240" border="0" src="http://www.edex.com.au/images/p0001837c.gif" /> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"> 
</a> 

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'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 10-20-05 @ 8:51 PM

ADF

10-20-2005, 04:51 PM

A+++++ would buy from again. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 04:53 PM

Just make sure you pay for the insurance on the shipping.  Sometimes they get banged around in transit and end up like this:<img height="280" src="http://entimg.msn.com/i/pro/realityTV/HUNG1_180x280.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 04:56 PM

quote: So sorry. Time to dance....<img height="189" src="http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper333/stills/9p8fo44w.jpg" width="250" border="0" /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /> That is the most hysterically racist thing I've seen since chocolate babies or Birmingham, Alabama. 

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Bulldogcakes

10-20-2005, 04:56 PM

<img width="200" height="200" border="0" src="http://lnx.indajaus.com/acidjazzhispano/UserFiles/Image/otros_articulos/20050714-woodyallen.jpg" /> 
Chinese Babies? Where can I get one? 


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dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address
'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald

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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 04:57 PM

quote: Moe just earned himself a . .    <img height="240" src="http://www.edex.com.au/images/p0001837c.gif" width="240" border="0" /> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"> </a><img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ebob80/RFnetBulldogcakes3.jpg" border="0" /> Keep that fucking thing out tonight Bulldogcakes... Keep that fucking thing out tonight Bulldogcakes...Keep that fucking thing out tonight Bulldogcakes...

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tele7

10-20-2005, 05:03 PM

Is there a Blonde version?

Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 05:17 PM

quote: Is there a Blonde version? We're talking about BABIES, remember? 

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Bulldogcakes

10-20-2005, 05:21 PM

<img width="222" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.ialink.tv/picture_library/backstage/Model_Asian_Blonde_smile.sized.jpg" />"I'm a Bronde" <img width="203" height="152" border="0" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40910000/jpg/_40910436_craigbond_203.jpg" />"James Bronde" 

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tele7

10-20-2005, 05:41 PM

quote: Just make sure you pay for the insurance on the shipping.  Sometimes they get banged around in transit and end up like this:<img height="280" src="http://entimg.msn.com/i/pro/realityTV/HUNG1_180x280.jpg" width="180" border="0" /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN I think I just pissed myself

tele7

10-20-2005, 05:43 PM

DMM...It's fixed

East Side Dave

10-20-2005, 06:31 PM

I'd like to buy a baby. I'd cuddle him and squeeze him and call him "Daby".......which is a combination of the words "Dave" and "baby" that I just thought of right now!  

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samnyc

10-20-2005, 07:26 PM

i will buy one if they can cook me chinese food for dinner.

A.J.

10-20-2005, 11:07 PM

Shouldn't these children be harvested for organs -- like political prisoners?

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Bulldogcakes

10-21-2005, 04:35 PM

<img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://www.fh-zwickau.de/fb-sprachen/homepage/china/chinese-woman.jpg" /> 
 Save the Childlen! SAVE THE CHILDLEN!!! 

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tele7

10-21-2005, 08:49 PM

Is ther a coupon or something...Oh!.. Save THE children.  Nevermind.

tele7

10-21-2005, 08:54 PM

quote: Is ther a coupon or something...Oh!.. Save THE children.  Nevermind. There!!  Can't even proofread one sentence.  Is there a recall button on this thing?