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Death Metal Moe

10-20-2005, 08:48 PM

Sorry if this was discussed already.  I haven't heard the show in 2 days due to my job's internet being down.But what do you think would be the perfect last meal for Fez?  That countdown clock is ticking and he needs your help!Not knowing him that well, I'd suggest what I would want.We'd start with a very basic salad wtih blue cheese dressing.  Salad's gotta have Romaine lettuce, cucumbers, grape tomatoes, red onion, black and green olives, broccoli spears, bacon bits and cheddar cheese shredded on top.26 oz. Prime Rib done medium well, garlic mashed potatoes, creamed spinach, glazed carrots, small side of buttered baby brussel sprouts, half and half and ginger ale to drink.  I won't be able to eat all those things but I want them there to taste a little from each.  The Prime Rib will probably disappear.Dessert?  Cherry pie with more Cool Whip than pie.  Served with a tall, cold glass of whole milk.The perfect end to a perfect life. 

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PapaBear

10-20-2005, 09:12 PM

I think Fez's friends will be affraid to be around him near the end, so no steak for him. I'm seeing TV dinners in Fezzie's future.On a side note... I've had two goldfish for around two years. One is named Ron, the other named Fez. Fez is looking kind of sluggish. I hope he doesn't die soon.

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PapaBear

10-20-2005, 09:24 PM

PS... Desert is always included in the TV Dinner, so Fez will be good to go.

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XMRonFez

10-20-2005, 09:56 PM

Coach

10-21-2005, 01:12 AM

Yep Oreos,beer, and some tasty Nicaraguan Pool Boy's "Man Batter"

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samnyc

10-21-2005, 03:39 AM

maybe he would like some d

j3lehane

10-21-2005, 03:54 AM

I already emailed him yesterday that he's gonna need a 5 gallon bucket
of ice cream for the weekend.If it were my last meal I'd want lobster
tail,steak on the grill,baked potato,corn on the cob,a whole pumpkin
pie with ice cream,strong brewed iced tea/lemon,shrimp coctail,salad
1/2 hour before the meal,coffee 1/2 hour after the meal,crazy sex
before bed,dreams featuring tv and movie stars from the 60's and
70's,DIE OF A HEART ATTACK when the alarm sounds in the morning.That's
why I never use an alarm clock....ever.

Furtherman

10-21-2005, 06:18 AM

Some stale potato chips and pretzels from Rudy's Bar and a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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10-21-2005, 06:48 AM

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Yosammity

10-21-2005, 08:12 AM

It'll probably be some Cap'n Crunch. Dry.  Because he was too lazy to go out buy milk.

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